Episodes
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Ep. 52 - In a Confrontational Situation
Harry Kane misses a penalty, Harry Kane scores a penalty and Harry Kane scores an unmarked header from a corner. The gang discuss England's 4-2 victory over Croatia, they play a mammoth edition of New Rules Cool or Not Cool, and Otto's Quiz Time features remotely from the Whatsapp chat in this...
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Ep. 51 - Euro Chess 2024
Will Gareth Southgate be too conservative in midfield, do his tactics need reform? Will it be a laborious group stage for England? And who will prevail on the green grass of Germany?
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Ep. 50 - Behind Back Doors
Will it be celebratory fireworks for Spurs at the end of this season? Will Eric Ten Haag’s Man U career fizzle out? And will Oxford fans soon be burning effigies of their manager Liam Manning?
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Ep. 49 - We'll Drink a World Cup of Kindness Yet
Harry Kane scores a header to get it back to 2-2, Haaland scores two, and Newcastle are second for a day. The boring Premier League returns after an exciting World Cup...
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Ep. 48 - Fine Margins
Harry Kane takes a penalty and scores, Harry Kane doesn’t take a penalty that wasn’t given and Harry Kane takes a penalty and misses.
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Ep. 47 - Jude the Insured
Yoshida says he knew Germany or Spain would go out as he had seen the stats, Lukaku punches the dugout as he gets emotional, and Rashford’s performance at the highest level delights the England fans on the road.
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Ep. 46 - Predicting the Unpredictable
Sepp Blatter says it was mistake to hold the World Cup in Qatar, Ronaldo says it was a mistake to go back to Man United, and how much of a mistake was it to leave Ivan Toney out of the England squad?
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Ep. 45 - News Pod
England’s lionesses roar to victory in the euros final, Liverpool sink their claws into City in the Community Shield and is Ronaldo now a stray cat?
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Ep. 44 - A Whole Team Of
Klopp’s angels role Man City’s stone away to reach their first FA cup semi final in ten years, Arsenal honour holy month by not acquiring any points since the new moon and the oil in Sean Dyche’s lamp finally runs out.
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Ep. 43 - Laser Quest
Does it matter that Jordan Pickford has short arms? Does it matter that those Denmark defenders didn’t really touch sterling’s legs? Does it matter that someone shon a laser in schmeicals face No it does not
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Ep. 42 - Europod
England beat Germany 2-0 at the Euros, England beat Germany 2-0 at the Euros and England beat Germany 2-0 at the Euros.
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Ep. 41 - Forgiving the Unforgivable
Pep and City leave Porto empty handed, Ancelloti leaves Everton for Real Madrid and Trent leaves Middlesborough with an injury.
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Ep. 40 - The End of the Beginning of the End of Football
It’s the end of Sheffield Utd in the Premier League, its end of Jose at Spurs and is it the end of football as we know it?
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Ep. 39 - The Omnipotent Magic of the FA Cup
Should hugging be banned in goal celebrations? How long can Man United cling on on to top spot ? and does Dele Alli need a cuddle?
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Ep. 38 - Partey in a Manger
Jurgen Klopp watches his flock at the top this Christmas, is Big Sam a wise enough man for West Brom? and is Mikel Arteta a little donkey on a dusty road?
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Ep. 37 - Breaking the Rule of Six
Have Everton got one hand on the Premier League trophy already? How red faced are Man Utd? How much space is needed between West Ham and David Moyes in order for them to keep winning and Liverpool and Villa break the rule of six.
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Ep. 36 - In a Ridiculous Position
Roy Hodsgon moans about the hand ball rule after his team concede a penalty, Steve Bruce moans about the hand ball rule after his team win a penalty and Jose Mourinho would prefer not to speak about the hand ball rule as he would rather give money to charity then pay the FA more money.... plus...
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Ep. 36 - The Greek Civilisation
The new Premier League season is almost upon us and important predictions must be made...how will Chelsea cope with all those new signings? How will Liverpool cope with no new signings and how will Lionel Messi cope with a rainy Tuesday night at Burnley?
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Ep. 35 - Adequate Homeostasis
The Champions League returns and a lot of has happened. But what has happened to Barcelona? What has happened to pep guardiola? And what has happened to the farmers league?
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Ep. 34 - Hot or Flop?
The longest ever premier league season comes to and end, Bournemouth and Watford's time in the top flight comes to an end and Leicesters time in the top four comes to an end. In Air Plane Repair returns after six months away!
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Ep. 33 - All Football Podcasts are the Same
Liverpool beat Jose’s Tottenham to break some records, City beat Villa and Sergio Augero breaks some records and after yet another defeat for Bournemouth is Eddie Howe a broken record?
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Ep. 32 - The End of Days
Has Raul Jimenez ended Nicholas Otamendi’s career and with it Man City’s title hopes? Is Ole’s time at Old Trafford finally coming to an end and is it finally, after all these years, the end of Spurs?
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Ep. 31 - The Big Leicester City Third Place Calculator
Leicester beat Newcastle 5-0 in their best ever Premier League win, Manchester United draw with Arsenal meaning this is their worst ever Premier League start and Frank finally gets his first ever home win as Chelsea boss.
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Ep. 30 - New Rules: Cool or Not Cool
Who will prevail in the Man City - Liverpool Premier League title race face-off? Who will prevail in the Solskear, Lampard naive manager face off? and who will prevail in the Ozil, Kolasinac eastern European gang face off?
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Ep. 29 - What a Season
Man City are victorious in the greatest title race ever, Liverpool and Spurs are victorious in the greatest Champions League semi-finals ever and relegated Cardiff beat Man U two nil at Old Trafford.
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Ep. 28 - Premier League: Endgame
Does anyone want to qualify for the Champions League next season? Does anyone want to finish in the top four this season and does anyone actually want to play in Europe’s elite completion because everyone knows Messi will just destroy you at some point anyway.
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Ep. 27 - Run-In Up That Hill
Spurs finally move in to their sexy new stadium, Ole finally gets the permeant job at Old Trafford, Huddersfield and Fulham are finally relegated and Gerard Deulefeu finally shows why he was once at Barcelona.
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Ep. 26 - In an Unnatural Position
Jack Grealish gets punched, Chris Smalling gets shoved and Spurs top four hopes take another hit.
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Ep. 25 - More Than a Misunderstanding
Kepa refuses to be substituted, Spurs still refuse to draw but they will always let you down and will new Fulham boss Scott Parker refuse to let his team go down without a fight? Guess the tweeter returns.
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Ep. 24 - Peter Crouch Returns!
Man City are beaten by Newcastle, Klopp says Liverpool were beaten by snow and is Marizio Sarri a beaten man?
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Ep. 23 - There's Snowball Like Sarriball
Liverpool and Wolves are victorious in seven goals thirllers at Anfield and Molenyeux, Man U beat Brighton in Ole Gunna solkjears seventh straight win since getting the job and a Harry Winks winner puts Fulham seven points a drift of saftey,
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Ep. 22 - To Hell With the Rest of the World's Football Podcasts
David de Gea leaves Spurs feeling frustrated after lots of world class saves, David Wagner leaves Huddersfield by mutual consent and Neil Warnock says we should leave the EU because to hell with the rest of the world.
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Ep. 21 - Auld Lang Son
2018 is pretty much over and 2019 is about to begin, Jose's reign is over and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's has just begun and Man City lose three out of their last four and so the title race is over or has it only just begun?
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Ep. 20 - All Come All Ye Fellaini
It’s Danny beginings to look a lot like a Christmas for Southampton as they beat Arsenal, City fans love Gabriel lord Jesus and they ask him to stay close by them forever and love them …and the winter frost is cruuuel for Jose Mourinho.
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Ep. 19 - Hark the Romelu Lukaku Sing!
Chelsea beat City and so Liverpool go top. How much muscle is too much muscle and how long is an anaconda?
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Ep. 18 - Derby drama and Pantilimon the pylon.
The gang review a weekend full of derbies and something about peter crouch being tall or whatever.
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Ep. 17 - Six pointers every game and six Wayne Rooney tears
Man City beat Man U, Fulham sack their boss and Wayne Rooney bows out.
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Ep. 16 - Just how much football is too much football? Just how much quiz is too much quiz?
Arsenal provide more evidence to show they are really quite good, Fulham provide more evidence to show they are really quite bad and Man. United provide more evidence to show that they are only really quite good after they go behind to a team who are really quite bad.
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Ep. 15 - Twelve Paul Pogba penalty run up seconds and one drunk Warnock
Man City play spurs on an awful pitch etc etc.
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Ep. 14 - Barkley makes a statement, Ozil makes a statement and Southampton draw at Bournemouth
The gang discuss the return of the Premier League after the international break.
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Ep. 13 - The biggest, longest and best non-league podcast in the world
City and Liverpool play out a stalemate of sorts, Man U come back against Newcastle and lots of other things are discussed...
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Ep. 12 - Man U blow cold, Liverpool and Chelsea blow hot and does Sigurdsson blow hot and cold?
West Ham beat Man U, Liverpool and Chelsea's partake in a pulsating encounter and Antonio Valencia likes the wrong photo.
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Ep. 11 - The return of the best league in the world. And the Carabao Cup.
The gang recap a busy week in football action. Hazard gets a late winner in the Carabao cup and there's more, more Mourinho and Pogba drama.
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Ep. 10 - Bang on just above average 10th anniversary Champions League special. Kane lacks pace.
Liverpool victorious in the league and in Europe and Spurs lose in the league and in Europe. Chris Smalling has new hair.
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Ep. 9 - The international break, Hugo Loris breaks the law and we break tradition for a quiz.
The UEFA nations league begins and we play a quiz.
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Ep. 8 - The group of life, Gary's nearing the end of his life and bet your life savings on Watford.
Spurs capitulate against Watford, Liverpool and Chelsea still winning and the Champions League draw is discussed.
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Ep. 7 - Moura the same for Mourinho, Bobby Firmino in bed and we try skype for the first time.
Man United misery continues, Wolves look good and we play sex, sign sell with Liverpool's front three.
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Ep. 6 - Man City tail wagging, Man United tail between legs and Bobby Madley something something dog
The premier league is back and so too are we! The gang discuss the opening games in all their glory, drama and scandal.
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Ep. 5 - England out but not as out as Germany, predictions of Croatian blood and we use wrong mic.
the gang discuss england's exit from the world cup and look ahead to the final.
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Ep. 3 - Sir Jordan Lord Pickford, Russian horses still flying, Spain out and sexy ladies on camera.
in this episode the gang discuss football and the fact that it may be coming home. They cover the rest of the last sixteen ties, preview the quarters and there's also time for a brand new game of 'anything you can do I can do better'.
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