Episodes
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Capricorn Season
It’s 2022 and we’re here for Capricorn Season, baby! Capricorns are a force, ambitious and determined, stubborn, and are great at accomplishing things. Join us as we talk Jared Leto and Sade - Capricorns at their worst and best - as well as where we find this sign in our own charts. BONUS: Here…
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Co-Star: An Investigation
So what exactly is this astrology app anyway? Are their practices up to par? Join us this week as we dive into Co-Star, the commodification of the wellness industry, and the need to support individual astrologers and practitioners and root those practices outside of capitalism. With a little side...
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Organizing Our Communities
Yeehaw! Join us as we dig into what community organizing means in this current political moment, the historical importance of organizing, and why “those closest to the pain must be closest to the power.” With a side of discussion around Dobbs v Jackson, Spotify Wrapped, and the need to REST after...
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Sagittarius Season
HEEEY Sagittarius Season! Go big or go home baby!! If you're looking for a good time, CALL! This week we discuss Miley Cyrus as an example of a Sagittarius at their worst AND best. Sag is the sign of adventure and the life of the goddamn party but ALSO has zeeeero filter, difficulty committing…
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Dry Turkey Day
Oh, the very complicated holiday of Dry Turkey Day - join us this week as we discuss how we celebrated and understood Thanksgiving growing up, how this holiday could (and should) look different in the future, and how to show up for Indigenous folks. With a little side talk about outside clothes,...
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Outer Planets
What the fuck is an outer planet and what can you learn from them? This week we go in-depth about the outer planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) and how to understand these aspects of your chart. We also discuss Big Bird for Senate, the Astroworld Festival, and the full moon in Taurus.
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Get INTO the Body
Sometimes u gotta get OUT of the body to get INTO the body! For this episode we're talking our physical forms - when and how we became aware of them, societal standards for them, capitalism's desire to remove you from them, and more - with a little side of Survivor, Facebook / Meta, and a preview...
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Scorpio Season
WELCOME, Scorpio season!!! Get moody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brood! For this episode we're talking two Scorpios at their best (Whoopi) and worst (Kris Jenner). We also talk DEEP FEELINGS, loyalty, playing life like chess instead of checkers, and getting what we want when we decide that we want it.
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Take Me to Church
TAKE US TO CHURCH! This week we discuss Greg Abbott taking down the suicide prevention page for queer and trans kids on the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services website, a big fuck you to Netflix, post Mercury retrograde shadow, and CHURCH - specifically the American Christian…
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Libra Season
Happy Libra Season, beloveds! We're changing things up a bit this season and exploring the strengths and challenges of Libra with one iconic Libra—Cardi B. Join Cal and Serita as we discuss the absolute glamour that is Cardi B, the ways she's learned from her own mistakes, where Libra shows up in...
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Deep in the Heart(beat) of Texas
YEEEEEHAW, we are back for season 2 y'all! This week, Cal and Serita have some flowers to give and screaming to do before they discuss the already chaotic Mercury retrograde. For the Meat and Potatoes, they discuss Texas—what it means to them, the really terrible shit politicians are doing there...
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Virgo Season
We have a saying: Virgos are either Beyoncé or a serial killer, there is not in-between ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This week we are dragging a Virgo at their absolute worst (hey Lea Michele) and celebrating the Queen Virgo herself, HRH Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. Yes, we know it's the end of Virgo season! We...
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Leo Season
Happy Leo season, gals and non-binary pals! Y'all ready to fuckin roar??? We're still on a break, but we're making our glorious comeback soon. In the meantime, we're talking about two truly fascinating Leos to talk about the strengths and challenges of Leo placements: Joe Rogan (JoRo) and Angela...
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Cancer Season
HAPPY CANCER SEASON! Feel your feelings! All of them! Bake a cake for someone you love! Cry at nothing! Cry at everything! We talk about all things cancer this week, including two big-name cancers: Solange and George W. Bush (boooooo).
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It's Your Big 6, Bitch
This week, we're talking about the big 6: the Sun, Moon, Ascendant, Mercury, Venus, and Mars. Since we covered the big 3 in a previous episode (go listen now if you haven't already you dusty hoes), we're focusing on Mercury, Venus, and Mars in this episode. We talk through the significance of…
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Tits Out, Wine Deep, Happy Juneteenth
So y'all wanna make Juneteenth a federal holiday, huh? This week, we dive into Juneteenth—what it is, why we celebrate, and the dumb shit white people say about/on Juneteenth. Plus, there's plenty of chaos to cover: THOT SHIT, hacks, Daddy Jupe, and cops using mass shootings to justify expanding...
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The True Meaning of Pride
HAPPY PRIDE, HOES! This week, we're talking all about Pride: its revolutionary roots, the pinkwashing and corporatization of Pride, and what *we* think Pride should look like (spoiler: all kinks, no cops). We also get into the mess of this week and throw some flowers to our faves.
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Gemini Season
WELCOME TO GEMINI SEASON, BABES! This the first in our series on astrological seasons. In astrology, a season refers to the sign that the sun is in. Every month, Cal and Serita explore the season that we're in, the characteristics of that sign. and two iconic people born in that season. This…
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Simp for Humanity
Friend of the pod (and our first ever guest!!!) Akanksha Cruczynski joins Cal and Serita to talk about international solidarity, how liberation movements across the world are connected, why we should care, and the lies that America thrives on. Plus, we have aaaaaaaall kinds of flowers to give to...
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Reclaiming the Rebrand
This week we are talking about rebranding: what is it, how do we do it, why do we do it, and when the hell did people become brands? We’ve also got plenty of mess to discuss: the witchcraft of Nicki Minaj we didn’t know we needed, the pure glamour of Mariah Carey, continued ethnic cleansing of...
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Gender: It's Just That Simple
This week we are talking about ✨ gender ✨—what it is, what isn't, and how we experience it. Cal and Serita also scream about the Texas legislature and the occupation of Palestine, find joy in some internet stupidity (waluiiiiiiigi), and bask in the glorious New Moon in Taurus.
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My Big Three and Me
What the hell is an ascendent? How does my sun sign affect my life? Should I even care about my moon placement? This week, we dive into the Big Three: the sun, the moon, and the ascendant (or rising sign). Cal and Serita talk through what each sign means and how we can work with these parts of…
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To Intimately Know Grief
Grief is complex, hard, and comes in many forms. It can opportunity to let go, close a chapter, or end a cycle—if we're ready. This week, we're talking about grief: what grief is is, how we grieve, and why we grieve. Don't worry, there's still plenty of mess: Cal + Serita also cackle about the...
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Community is Liberation
We’re baaaaaack! Our main topic this week is community. What is community, what does it feel like, how do we find it, and how do we use community to liberate ourselves and others? Cal and Serita also discuss white boy summer, Colton from the Bachelor, and finding pleasure this Taurus season. And...
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Episode 1: The Tower is Crumbling™️
It's here! It's happening! For their inaugural episode, Cal and Serita discuss the New Moon in Aries, Demi Lovato's new docuseries and album "Dancing with the Devil," anti-Trans legislation sweeping the country, the murder of Daunte Wright, and how we're going to burn it all down in this new Age…
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