In The Clique Podcast
by Seagal & Declan
Pull up a seat and join the clique. Every week, Seagal and Dec sit down for unfiltered conversations about [your main topics, e.g. pop culture, football, life, the week's biggest stories], with plenty of banter, hot takes and tangents along the way. Expect honest opinions, [special guests / listener questions / debates], and the kind of chat you'd have with your mates if someone happened to press record. No scripts, no filter, just two friends and a lot to say. Join the funniest guys online. Make sure you get the kettle on!
Episodes
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Episode 56 | The Daily Bugle, New James Bond, Ed Sheeran’s Speech, Sydney Sweeney’s sports ad + More
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to In the Clique! First things first: hit that follow button on your favourite audio platform because your boys need it. In Episode 56. the world is in absolute shambles, and we are here to break down the wreckage. This week, we cover the bizarre Malta KFC stealing...
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EP 55 | MONEY, POWER OR FAME
Send us Fan Mail Money, power, fame... and two guys who currently have very little of all three. This week, Seagal and Dec dissect the ultimate flexes and downfalls of human obsession. We’re asking the big, ridiculous questions: Is being obsessed with money dangerous, or are you just broke? What...
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EP 54 | MR & MRS BARRY, Sugar Daddies and Mummas , Transactional Dating & Digga D
Send us Fan Mail EP 54 | MR & MRS BARRY | Sugar Daddies and Mummas , Transactional Dating & Age Gaps Where do you actually find a "Mr. or Mrs. Barry"? Is dating for money a legitimate strategy, or just having high standards? This week, we’re breaking down the reality of sugar dynamics, financial...
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EP 53 | I LAUGH WHEN THINGS ARE AWKWARD (Plus: Russia, War Warnings & The Newmans)
Send us Fan Mail EP 53 | I laugh when things are awkward (Plus: Russia, War Warnings & The Newmans) We’ve all been there—that excruciating moment when the silence stretches a bit too long, or someone says the exact wrong thing, and your immediate reaction is... nervous laughter. But awkward…
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EP 52 | TRIP TO IRELAND
Send us Fan Mail EP 52 | Trip to Ireland, Strippers and Uber driver What happens when Seagal and Dec go to Ireland for the first time? A whole lot of stout, questionable decisions, and unforgettable stories. In this episode, we’re breaking down our maiden voyage to the Emerald Isle. We cover…
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EP 51 | WE’RE BACK! Season 3, Love Island Drama, NBA Finals & Daddy’s Home Tour 🍿🏀
Send us Fan Mail EP 51| WE’RE BACK! Season 3, Love Island Drama, NBA Finals & Daddy’s Home Tour 🍿🏀 The boys are officially BACK in the studio for Season 3, and we are not holding anything back! After a little break, Seagal and Declan are catching up on everything you’ve missed. Inside the...
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EP 50 | WE MADE IT
Send us Fan Mail EP 50 | WE MADE IT. long road to little wins, The Roast Session, Best Guests & Episodes. We’ve officially hit the big 5-0! To wrap up an incredible Season 2, Seagal and Dec are taking a trip down memory lane—and hitting a few potholes along the way. In this milestone finale…
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EP 49 | UNDATEABLES
Send us Fan Mail EP 49 | UNDATEABLES. This week on Undateables, Seagal and Dec are diving deep into the dating trenches to figure out where it all goes wrong. We’re tackling the ultimate loyalty test: what do you do when you’re dating a girl but her best friend is clearly feeling you? We also…
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EP 48 | 2016
Send us Fan Mail EP 48 | 2016. Was 2016 the best year of our lives, or the start of a glitch in the multiverse? In this episode, Seagal and Declan are hopping into the time machine to revisit the absolute mayhem that was 2016. It was a year of legendary highs, confusing trends, and the kind of...
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EP 47 | THE FYP
Send us Fan Mail EP 47 | THE FYP. Is your FYP the new classroom? This week on In The Clique, Seagal and Dec are joined by health and beauty insider Ellie McGowan. We’re tackling the big shift—from why social media has officially killed TV, to the strange anxiety of being the only person in a…
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EP 46 | DOUBLE STANDARDS
Send us Fan Mail EP 46 | DOUBLE STANDARDS, The HYPOCRISY of Modern Dating: Double Standards Exposed ft Pablo the barber Is it "friendly" or is it "flirting"? Why is a man without a job a "bum," but a woman is just "finding herself"? Seagal and Declan are back in the studio to dismantle the double...
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EP 45 | 2025: It Was a Pleasure (feat. Megan) | The Year in Review
Send us Fan Mail EP 45| 2025: It Was a Pleasure (feat. Megan) | The Year in Review 2025 is officially in the books! Join Seagal and Dec as they sit down for a real, raw, and hilarious look back at the last 12 months. This week, we are joined by a very special guest, Megan, who shares her creative...
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EP 44 | CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Send us Fan Mail EP 44 | CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. A Very Clique Christmas! (Feat. Lydia Riade) The festive season has officially landed on The Clique Podcast, and hosts Seagal and Declan are bringing the Christmas cheer (and chaos!) in their annual holiday special! They are joined by the incredibly...
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EP 43 | HEAR ME OUT!!!
Send us Fan Mail EP 43 | HEAR ME OUT!!! | Friend Zone, Bev Etiquette & London vs Manchester? Welcome back to In The Clique! This week, buckle up for a full-blown argument of Unpopular Opinions—your boys are not holding back on social taboos and controversial city comparisons. 🔥 On The Docket:...
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EP 42 | BALL TILL YOU FALL
Send us Fan Mail EP 42 | BALL TILL YOU FALL. 🏀 1-on-1: NBA Drama, GOAT Debates, Sneaker Heat & Is the League RIGGED?! (ft. George Paul) Episode Title: Is Luka's Season an MVP Lock? Plus: The NBA Gambling Scandal, Dec Lob City vs. Seagz's Fave Teams, and the Kardashian-NBA Dating Tree. Welcome…
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EP 41.5 | IMMA COMPUTER TECH
Send us Fan Mail EP 41.5 | IMMA COMPUTER TECH. Tech Trouble? No Problem! (A Hilarious Holdover w/ Declan & A Surprise Guest!) We know, we know! Your ears are craving our usual fix, but unfortunately, technical gremlins have taken a bite out of this week's main episode. 😫 But don't panic! Declan...
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EP 41 | WORST FIRST DATE
Send us Fan Mail EP 41 | WORST FIRST DATE. Grab a cushion and prepare to cringe! This week, Seagal and Dec are holding nothing back as they dive headfirst into the terrifying, awkward, and utterly unforgettable world of Worst First Dates. Featuring our Guest Emma from Girls who overshare podcast....
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EP 40 | LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION
Send us Fan Mail EP 40 | LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. Musician Biopics BEST & WORST! (Michael Jackson Trailer Reaction) | Seagal & Dec Comedy Podcast ft. Hans Seagal and Dec are back to tackle the most dramatic, ridiculous, and often inaccurate genre in cinema: the musician biopic's! 🎤🎬 We're running...
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EP 39 | ADVICE
Send us Fan Mail EP 39 | ADVICE. We're Qualified To Give Advice (Sort Of). 😬 Seagal and Dec are tackling the noble art of giving and receiving advice this week—mostly the latter, because we make terrible decisions. We're diving into relationship disasters, the supposed "best advice" we've ever...
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EP 38 | Honest OR JUST OFFENSIVE
Send us Fan Mail EP 38 | Honest OR JUST OFFENSIVE. Are we being brutally honest, or are we just crossing the line? 🤔 Join your hosts, Seagal and Dec, as they dive deep into the messy, blurry line between a necessary truth and an unnecessary insult. In this episode, we tackle tough real-life...
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EP 37 | SOURCE = TRUST ME BRO
Send us Fan Mail EP 37 | SOURCE = TRUST ME BRO. Little lies, big laughs. Hosts Seagal and Declan are joined by special guest Joey to dive into the ridiculous, tiny falsehoods people drop every day—the ones that can only be backed up by a desperate, soul-shaking plea: "Trust Me, Bro." Tune in as...
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EP 36 | HUSTLE OLYMPICS
Send us Fan Mail EP 36 | HUSTLE OLYMPICS . Welcome back to the Hustle Olympics! This week, hosts Seagal and Dec are shouting out the girl entrepreneur bosses who are not just surviving, but thriving in their side hustles. Think hilarious fails, unexpected triumphs, and business tips that are...
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EP 35 | MY MOUNT UPROAR
Send us Fan Mail EP 35 | MY MOUNT UPROAR, Forget Mount Rushmore—Seagal and Dec are dedicating this week's episode to their own monument: Mount Uproar, the majestic peak of personal pet peeves. Join the hosts as they each unveil two deeply infuriating concepts, behaviors, or situations that send...
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EP 34 | NEW FEAR UNLOCKED
Send us Fan Mail EP 34 | NEW FEAR UNLOCKED , This week, Dec and Seagal are joined by special guest Viticus to unpack some truly unhinged anxieties. What if you've been living your whole life assuming a certain outcome, and then suddenly you're faced with a completely different reality? Join the...
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EP 33 | WHAT IF?
Send us Fan Mail EP 33 | WHAT IF? This week, Seagal and Declan are joined by their mates, Daniel and Giorgia, to tackle some truly mind-bending "what if" scenarios. What if you could talk to your pets? What if we never needed to sleep? What if you could instantly become a master chef just by...
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EP 32 | WHO'S THE GOAT?
Send us Fan Mail EP 32 | WHO'S THE GOAT? In this week's episode, "The G.O.A.T. Debate," hosts Seagal and Dec go head-to-head on one of the most hotly contested topics in sports: who is the greatest athlete of all time? From the basketball court to the boxing ring, and the track to the tennis…
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EP 31 | SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT
Send us Fan Mail EP 31 | Second hand embarrassment. Ready to cringe and laugh at the same time? In this episode, Dec and Seagal tackle the excruciatingly awkward world of secondhand embarrassment. They're sharing their most mortifying moments, from personal blunders to the jaw-droppingly cringe...
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EP 30 | WIRELESS, KENDRICK & REGGAE LAND
Send us Fan Mail EP 30 | Wireless, Kendrick Lamar and ReggaeLand. Get ready for some serious laughs as hosts Dec and Seagal dive deep into the wild world of festivals and concerts! In this episode, the dynamic duo recounts their unforgettable experiences at Wireless Festival (including Drake's...
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EP 29 | VINYL VS VIRAL
Send us Fan Mail EP 29 | VINYL VS VIRAL Vinyl vs. Viral: Who's More Famous, Past or Present? This week on the podcast, it's a battle of the ages! Seagal and Declan dive headfirst into the ultimate music debate: who achieved greater fame – the vinyl legends of yesteryear or today's viral…
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EP 28 | HINGE, TINDER AND BUMBLE
Send us Fan Mail EP 28 | HINGE, TINDER AND BUMBLE. This week on the podcast, Seagal and Declan dive headfirst into the hilarious, often cringeworthy world of dating apps! Get ready for some side-splitting stories and relatable rants as they unpack their personal experiences with Hinge, Tinder…
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EP 27 | QUEENS OF RAP
Send us Fan Mail EP 27 | QUEENS OF RAP. This week on the podcast, Seagal and Declan are joined by a very special guest as they dive headfirst into the dynamic world of female rappers! Get ready for a lively debate as they crown the undisputed GOATs of female rap, discussing the legends who've...
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EP 26 | WE BACK BABY
Send us Fan Mail EP 26 | WE BACK BABY. Join us for a whirlwind recap of the last three months! In this episode, we're diving deep into Seagull's eventful trip to France – expect hilarious anecdotes and perhaps a few unexpected detours. Then, Dec takes center stage to share all the electrifying...
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EP 25 | SEASON 1 FINALE
Send us Fan Mail EP 25 | SEASON 1 FINALE. It's the end of Season 1! Join us for a special finale episode of "In the Clique Podcast" where we're taking a look back at all the highlights, the laughs, and the lessons learned. We'll be diving into your listener questions, sharing some…
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EP 24 | VALENTINES DAY
Send us Fan Mail EP 24 | VALENTINES DAY. Roses are red, violets are blue, this podcast is for you! Join us this Valentine's Day as we delve into the mushy, gushy, and sometimes slightly awkward world of love. Valentine's Day a day for overpriced flowers, forced romance, and the crushing weight of...
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EP 23 | WAS I BORN YESTERDAY?
Send us Fan Mail EP 23 | WAS I BORN YESTERDAY? Have you ever felt like you were being taken for a fool? Like someone was trying to pull a fast one on you? In this episode, hosts Seagal and Declan are talking about the phrase "Was I born yesterday?" and what it means to feel like you're being...
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EP 22 | MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Send us Fan Mail EP 22 | MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Are you tired of things that don't make sense? Do you ever feel like you're living in a world that's gone mad? If so, then this is the podcast for you! Join Seagal and Declan as they discuss all the things that don't make sense in the world, from the...
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EP 21 | BIGGEST CONSPIRACIES
Send us Fan Mail EP 21 | BIGGEST CONSPIRACIES. In this episode of our comedy podcast, we dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories, from the classic to the completely outlandish. We'll explore the moon landing, the pyramids, and everything in between. We'll also share some of our own…
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EP 20 | NEW YEAR NEW ME
Send us Fan Mail EP 20 | NEW YEAR NEW ME. The new year is a time for reflection and setting new goals. In this podcast episode, we'll be looking back on the past year, celebrating our achievements, and setting our sights on what we want to achieve in the new year. What we'll be talking about: Our...
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EP 19 | DOG HOUSE
Send us Fan Mail EP 19| DOG HOUSE. We're all in the dog house this week! Join us as we reminisce about our most unfortunate fails and how we tried (and sometimes failed) to win back our significant others. From forgetting anniversaries to accidentally staying at the pub for too long, we've got it...
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EP 18 | GUILTY PLEASURES
Send us Fan Mail EP 18 | GUILTY PLEASURES . Join us for a hilarious and honest exploration of the things we love to hate. We'll be spilling the tea on our most shameful indulgences. We'll discuss the science behind why we love these guilty pleasures so much. Is it the dopamine rush? The nostalgia...
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EP 17 | GREATEST INVENTIONS
Send us Fan Mail EP 17 | GREATEST INVENTIONS. Get ready to be amazed by the greatest inventions of all time! In this episode of the Best Inventions podcast, hosts Seagal and Dec will take you on a journey through history, exploring the innovations that have shaped our world. From the humble wheel...
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EP 16 | WOULD YOU RATHER?
Send us Fan Mail EP 16 | WOULD YOU RATHER? This episode is all about the classic game of "Would You Rather?" We'll be asking each other some tough questions and seeing how you answer. Can you handle the heat? So tune in and see if you can keep up with us! We also have a ANNOUNCEMENT for a new...
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EP 15 | GIRL MATH
Send us Fan Mail EP 15 | GIRL MATH. We previously touched on boy math, so it's only right that we speak on girl math. This one will be an interesting one, both Seagal and Dec will be sharing their thoughts on girl math and if it really makes sense to the male mind. Guys we hope you enjoy the…
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EP 14 | BOY MATH
Send us Fan Mail EP 14| BOY MATH. Join us for a hilarious look at the quirky ways guys think. We'll tackle the age-old question: "does boy math make any sense?" Tune in every week for laughs, head-scratching moments, and maybe even a few insights into the opposite sex. Make sure you get the…
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EP 13 | BARBERSHOP
Send us Fan Mail EP 13| Ever wondered what goes down in that barber chair? Join us as we spill the beans on the hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes downright bizarre tales from the local barbershop. From awkward haircuts to epic life advice, we've got it all. So sit back, relax, and let's get...
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EP 12 | MY ICK VS YOUR ICK
Send us Fan Mail EP 12 | MY ICK VS YOUR ICK. In this must-see episode, Declan and Seagal dive headfirst into the murky depths of human annoyance. Join us as we dissect the most cringe-worthy habits, the most grating sounds, and the most baffling behaviors that can instantly turn a good time into…
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EP 11 | I'M NOT YOUR GURU
Send us Fan Mail EP 11 | I'M NOT YOUR GURU. Ever been scammed or seen a too-good-to-be-true online deal? Join us as we expose the hilarious and downright bizarre scams that have plagued unsuspecting victims. From the classic "Nigerian 419" scam to the latest tech support frauds, we'll laugh…
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EP 10 | CUT THE CAMERA
Send us Fan Mail EP 10 | CUT THE CAMERA. Get ready to laugh out loud as we dive into the funniest and most viral moments from the internet. From epic fails to unexpected surprises, join us for a hilarious show filled with cringe-worthy clips and unforgettable moments. Make sure you get the kettle...
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EP 9 | CAN YOU RELATE?
Send us Fan Mail EP 9 | CAN YOU RELATE? Ever felt like you're the only one going through something? Join us for a relatable conversation about the everyday struggles when you were young and as an adult. From awkward social situations to the constant battle against clutter, we'll discuss the…
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EP 8 | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Send us Fan Mail EP 8 | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. We're here to explore the hidden corners of reality, the things that most people dare not discuss. Join us as we peel back the layers of deception, challenge our pasts, and confront the harsh truths that shaped our journey. Make sure you get the...
About this show
Pull up a seat and join the clique. Every week, Seagal and Dec sit down for unfiltered conversations about [your main topics, e.g. pop culture, football, life, the week's biggest stories], with plenty of banter, hot takes and tangents along the way.
Expect honest opinions, [special guests / listener questions / debates], and the kind of chat you'd have with your mates if someone happened to press record. No scripts, no filter, just two friends and a lot to say.
Join the funniest guys online. Make sure you get the kettle on!
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