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so this song came out of my ass. i was recording some heavierstuff one day and i saw my mom drive up so i stopped so i could show her how easy it is to make shit up, so i chose a country-feel.. thisis the only song i used a pre set for. but the words came out of my ass like a turd up shit creek lookin for a paddle.. even the apples and pears just fell out.. then i got to thinking about apples in PAIRS (not PEARS) which led to seeing (in my mind) a couple big ole bootys walking down the street (apple bottom jeans) anyway, ween has so much influence in my mind. I AM SO GRATEFUL. my mom still didnt really grasp it, but at least it wasnt metal. I love my mom. Anyway, thank you ween for your country album that made me who i am today - it showed me i can do anything i want .. if it sounds good it fucking sounds good... period

another song where i just wanted to think up something easy to lay some tracks down.. a few bumps but still KILLER

soft cool at 30 second mark.... somethings there

me actually rocking out.. there was magic flowing through me on this one... i am not a lead player.. but i just let go and bam.. something im proud of.. its pretty damn awesome

just a play on words.. BECKON REPEL... opposites.. good idea.. could use a cleaning

version 1 one more track THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IVE EVER MADE. i just wanted to use my voice so i thought of something easy.. BLAH came to mind and here is what came out.. WEEN thisis a tribute to you

version 2 one more track THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IVE EVER MADE. i just wanted to use my voice so i thought of something easy.. BLAH came to mind and here is what came out.. WEEN thisis a tribute to you

version 3 one more track THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IVE EVER MADE. i just wanted to use my voice so i thought of something easy.. BLAH came to mind and here is what came out.. WEEN thisis a tribute to you

version 4 one more track THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IVE EVER MADE. i just wanted to use my voice so i thought of something easy.. BLAH came to mind and here is what came out.. WEEN thisis a tribute to you

version 5 one more track THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IVE EVER MADE. i just wanted to use my voice so i thought of something easy.. BLAH came to mind and here is what came out.. WEEN thisis a tribute to you

this is the same song as BM7_long in wav form. i think it sounds better. great use of frequecies

this one is all instrumental. im not a lead guitar player but sometimes i get lucky.. i like the use of frequencies in the different guitar tracks... there is something here...

well chicks go like once a month to do something you would have to pay me a LOT of money to do and sedate me.. they get Brazilians - waxed... down there.. because if they do it themselves they get razor rash.. im not real fond of this tune but the idea is there for a differnt rhythm

just trying a theme out with jam and butter etc... its decent

trying to use a theme again.. Jam - spread - bread and butter.. lol this one i dedicate to all the moms out there...

THIS SONG IS THE SHIT! its 2 songs in one.. my dad use to say to chicks "wanna play carnival? sit on my face and ill guess your weight"... of course it sprang to mind... THERE are two carnivals so you can see the first with just one voice track.. This one has two tracks.. TOTALLY AWESOME.. this was all just made up on the spot... in the middle i wanted to change gears so i just started thinking about shit and "the skeletons ripped off the museum is callin me wonderin what happened again"(watched night at the museum that day. So the word CADAVER came to mind which led to an amazing section about NECROPHILIACS. Yes, its fucking awesome. why not donate your body to a necrophiliac so he/she can enjoy some guilt free dead-person fucking? seriously, its like a gift... i love this one... i am blown away by how it just came to life.. the "buck 0 9 - a buck 10" was probably influenced by south park. making shit up is fucking awesome..

THIS SONG IS THE SHIT! its 2 songs in one.. my dad use to say to chicks "wanna play carnival? sit on my face and ill guess your weight"... of course it sprang to mind... THERE are two carnivals so you can see the original (this one) with just one voice track.. this was all just made up on the spot... in the middle i wanted to change gears so i just started thinking about shit and "the skeletons ripped off the museum is callin me wonderin what happened again"(watched night at the museum that day. So the word CADAVER came to mind which led to an amazing section about NECROPHILIACS. Yes, its fucking awesome. why not donate your body to a necrophiliac so he/she can enjoy some guilt free dead-person fucking? seriously, its like a gift... i love this one

same as counted on you 2. same music tracks with completely different melodys.. pretty awesome

only drums and voices.. i was just learning how to harmonize and BAM! "Reach in the back of your mind - youll find yourself" LOVEIT!! WEEN would be proud yet again

instrumental

this is one of my favorite songs. my friend who was myguitar teacher at one time is facinated by how i come up with the songs i create because they arnt exactly average... they are very strange but clever... He said he always liked the way the words DOCKING BARGE sounded. i agreed. Next thing you know its one of my favorite songs... MY DOGS ARE BARKING.. ween would be proud

wanted to use my voice so i couldpractice harmony

this song i actually sat down and wrote some lyrics first... trying to keep the weather theme...

this song i actually sat down and wrote some lyrics first... trying to keep the weather theme... i like this on alot.. no effects.. real voice... ween would be proud of the voices

Thisis another awesome song about a hoo-ha.. i dont know what made me say eva.. but i really like the rolling of the tounge on the r's when i say clitourous - like whenyoure licking a clit.. i was blown away when it just happened. another freestyle gem...

Thisis another awesome song about a hoo-ha.. i dont know what made me say eva.. but i really like the rolling of the tounge on the r's when i say clitourous - like whenyoure licking a clit.. i was blown away when it just happened. another freestyle gem...

using a british accent.. i just wanted to say GUVNERS

something about PICK UP YOUR BACKPACK OFF THE BENCH sounded cool.... theres no real story here but i love it.. STEED came from me just loving ween-and it sounded AWESOME

in the steven hawking movie he said, 'physics is back in business' refeerringto quantum mechanics which just happens to be my other hobby... or love... lol

polished version of the original

THIS SONG IS THE SHIT! its freestyle as well... earlier that day i was in target standing in line and this little kid was being -a typical kid- really annoying... i had been reading this book called 'Dont Sweat the Small Stuff-its all Small Stuff" (thisbook changed my life) anyway, it mentioned practicing patience and trying nto find the positive in everything, so i did and i started laughingout loud because it worked... this song doesnt capture that but thats how the idea got started.. this one is amazing

improvising

describingexactly what i was doing.. improvising.. although, the lyrics are from daft punk.. i was singingit prior to jamming so i used the words.. i LOVE THIS! the ideas were endless.. it sounds like youre driving down an arizona road with the wind in your hair.. i thought about calling it A PAIR OF DICE (paradise)

this was just free style.. like 98% of my shit

me going down on death

me goin down on death

me... GOING DOWN ON DEATH... Ironic Coincidence

in strumental... it has alot in there. i love it. now THIS would make many great songs

just messing around... i think i was mixing ac/dc-thunderstruck with iron maiden-caught somewhere in time.. i didnt do it on purpose, but you can hear it... i love music!

this is a pun... and its an ode to tom pettys guitar player. i really respect frequencies

there is something awesome about this one around the 30 second mark

me having fun with delay and just having fun

instrumental soft and clean ryanjamesonbeatty

i was watching a documentry about enron and the secratary used this phrase to describe the top company. so i totally used it..