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Intergalactic Railroad
by IGRR
the INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD is indefinitely delayed. it may never return to arriving from the future. you are encouraged to find other transportation
Episodes
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S7E3 - Homies In The Garden of Gethsemane
Episode Notes Earth's got problems and instead of dealing with them they're just letting everything get all screwed up. On the gas giant Jupiter the disappointment and loss of hope emanating from Earth has caused a hexagonal storm which has not stopped raging for thousands of years. An avatar of...
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S7E2 - Umami
Episode Notes We read this article: https://nemesis.global/memos/umami and then we went to umami land, and mike got lost in a time loop and drowned in cheesy flavor powder but he's ok now Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S7E1 - Lunarpunk Aesthetic
Episode Notes Notes go here In the grim darkness of the distant future, a lonesome train whistle howls through a seemingly abandoned planet. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S6E6 - A Self Described Neoliberal
Episode Notes Matt Palmer comes on the show to talk about technology politics and futurism but instead we argue about what a state is and it was fun. All the music but the intro is courtesy of H3lpComput3r whom you can stan at https://soundcloud.com/helbcomputer Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S6E5 - People Get Ready
Episode Notes We are all very anxious about the possibility of extinction. The Earth is dying, the people are turning and attacking each like cats in a bag, youtube-dl received a DMCA notice. Annihilation has risen on the horizon like a poison sun, a solid wall of static in the east. Lucky for…
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S6E4 - Standing In Line For Weed 2, Eating Beans
Episode Notes Recommendation System == ONLINE BGM == TRUE pci id for fd 8: 8086:8a56, driver (null) error: No driver found error: failed to load driver: (null) error: pci id for fd 8: 8086:8a56, driver (null) error: unable to load driver: iris_dri.so error: driver pointer missing error: failed to...
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S6E3 - You Are Made Of Robots
Episode Notes Robots are not people except when you make people into robots. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S6E2 - Strategic Narrative Opera
Episode Notes Strategic Narrative Operations is when you strategicly narrate operations, and the more strategic you are the more operatic things get. This is just the facts, Jim. Shut up, man. Literally nobody is dying of covid its not a big deal, so lets have a civil war already ok. Have you...
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S6E1 - Land Projectors and Space Programmers
Episode Notes All land projects are Tiger King. America is a land project. Max is a globe twitter now. Join the space program, because we are all going into cans anyways, so we should arrange them properly, in stacks. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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The Insurgent Southwest Audio Zine
Episode Notes This piece of writing was read aloud into a microphone and so can you! Fatima Insolación The Insurgent Southwest Death, Criminality, and Militarization on the U.S.-Mexican Border “The prisons and camps don’t contain only those inside them but also those outside them. All human…
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Rogue Agent Alert
Episode Notes ATTENTION LISTENER ATTENTIONLISTENER FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION THE INTERGALACTICRAILROAD IS NO LONGER SANCTIONED AND COMMUNICABLE VIA AGENCY NETWORKS THE AGENT HAS GONE ROGUE THE AGENT CODENAME SPACECAT IS NATURALIZED TO BIOSPHERE AND THUS QUARENTINED IS APPLIED HENCEFORTH DUE TO...
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S4E14 - Nuclear Grill Master
Episode Notes A conversation concerning the equitable distribution of energy and industry as the Earth inches towards Martian conditions. Also, a brief condemnation of the Kiwanis, the Lions, and Rotary clubs. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E13 - The Clown Show w/Rusty @neuralculture
Episode Notes Mike is trapped in the holodeck and the Internet Correspondent has taken the controls. I interview the jokerfied Twitter troll "Rusty", aka @neuralculture. After clowning the right into thinking Antifa is around every corner, bunkering the President for a night, and helping dox the...
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S4E12 - Platforms Part 3: Tables and Charts
Episode Notes Listen, I'm not even gonna try to fill you in on this one. We got a three part conversation wrapping up here. Its about platforms, coordination, hope and despair. We laugh, we cry, we compute the future. Normal stuff for normal people. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E11 - Platforms Part 2: Identification
Episode Notes This is the second of three episodes about platforms. All kinds of platforms. The politics of platforms. There are so many kinds of platforms that its hard to even keep track of what platforms you are talking about when you talk about platforms. And so if you listen very very...
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S4E10 - We Are Accelerating
Episode Notes How much faster are glaciers melting then they used to melt? How much faster is Amazon delivering packages and destroying communities? How much more data is being collecting and sold about your behavior? How quickly can we learn to adapt? Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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The Biocosmopolitan Deathmarch Review
Episode Notes Just a little snack episode to keep your beak wet while the platforms undergo processing. Contains notes towards a biocosmist immortalist anarchist communist busty and crusty theory of everything. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E9 - Platforms
Episode Notes We meant to talk about platforming and deplatforming people. Our friend called from prison so we platformed him. Max deplatformed himself to show us how its done. Later we talked about recycling tamagochis. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E8 - Stay Still Sit Down
Episode Notes Marcos from Aint Shit Show is on the train again and we're AMPED because if you are not amped right now you are dead. Dude is @aint_show on twitter. Proceed to vibe. We got stuff to do. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E7 - The Song Your Enemies Sing
Episode Notes We are the ones leaving pallets of bricks everywhere. We broke the windows. We stole your lawn ornaments. Welcome to the Cool Zone. Watch where you step. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E6 - Casually Leave Earth
Episode Notes Leave Earth casually, with the anarchist space program. We recorded before all the shit kicked off in MPLS, so we're still in the stupid era before people stormed the precinct. Solidarity with them that storm the precinct, the statehouse, the highway and heaven. Thanks again to...
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S4E5 - A Phone Conversation w/Casey Brezik
Episode Notes Hey, you doing anything later? Wanna work on the space program? https://prisonersolidarity.com/prisoner/casey-brezik Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E4 - Only Normal Stuff w/ Shoggoth
Episode Notes You know what I'm not gonna be able to summarize this one. We're thinking about doing a call-in show. https://www.patreon.com/hvulgaris Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S4E3 - The Ark Of History w/AP Andy
Episode Notes In which we converse with AP Andy a.k.a A.M. Gittlitz of The Antifada about Posadas and so on. Buy the book: I Want To Believe: Posadism, UFOs and Apocalypse Communism https://www.plutobooks.com/9781786806208/i-want-to-believe/ Use code POSADAS20 for 20% off. This does nothing for…
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S4E2 - Avoiding Streamers With Silas
Episode Notes "Using Dimensional Analysis to Investigate Feasability of Woodgas CPT + Coppice Silvopasture Managment to Power Our Cities" by Silas Bennet 2017 Shout out to Cody Harrison and the Corona, LLC. Environmental co-op Manna Short Story (Anarcho Space Communism Futurism):...
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S4E1 - Aint Shit Show Says Hi
Episode Notes We are joined today in broken kayfabe by Marcos and Ruben of Ain'tSh*tShow to lift our voices to the clipping limit in dismay at the state of things and make dick jokes about that quitter Bernie Sanders. Vibe with us, Listener. @aint_show @l3aanaana @biocosmopolitan Find out more at...
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Cook County Jail Is A Death Camp
Episode Notes Cook County is arresting people and holding them until a bail hearing can happen. Bail hearings wont happen until the courts open again. The courts wont open again until people stop dying. Cook County Jail has become the largest cluster of covid cases in the Untied Snakes. Find out...
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S3E17 - Coney Island 2021
Episode Notes we're marching in our millions with sandals on our feet with our lunches packed for a holiday on the beach beneath our street so load your bags with bottles of wine, cigarettes and sweets we're going to join our grandparents on the beach beneath our street Find out more at...
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S3E16 - Line Goes Up
Episode Notes Dont worry its 50 minutes of bird song for your tender precooked ears. Ready to eat. Refrigerate after opening and use within 14 days. Mike's gain is fixed in the first couple minutes. How many of you have to die to make the line go up? Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S3E15 - CANLIFE THREE
Episode Notes spring break 2020 schools out forever yaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S3E14 - Canned Life
Episode Notes Hey bro have you ever considered just like givin it all up bro and like goin on the road? Well dont worry about it too much, because the capitalist ultra-brain puts you in a can, whether you roll or stack. Everything is broken its fine. Bro. Oogles with money. Hypercubes. The…
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S3E13 - Normalize This
Episode Notes In the year two thousand and twenty, everybody wants to hoard TP. Stray dogs like locusts. Wine-mom prepper boxes. Stonks: line go down! Mass society and industrialization are flopping around the killing room floor. Pigs eating pigs! Its the end of a world. A new world struggles to…
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S3E12 - More Social Consequences of Corona
Episode Notes A brief discussion concerning AI dungeon masters is followed by a more in depth abyss-gaze session into the social and political ramification of the ongoing pandemic. This most likely will be an ongoing theme. Things of great importance should be held lightly. We make jokes and...
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S3E11 - Tech Talk Amongst The Sentients
Episode Notes And every sleepless night Led me to where I am Bitches that broke my heart They became hoes that scam Show me a better way Promise I'll quit this game This much I know, it's true I came up and so could you And fuck the boys in blue Fuck 'em all Fuck 12, fuck 12 Fuck 12, fuck 12 Find...
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S3E10 - Turtles All The Way Down
Episode Notes As far as we can tell, the humans live on turtles. The earth is a turtle, and on the back of this turtle there is a turtle called turtle island. These two turtles seem to get along. However, there are a number of steam and diesel driven mechanical turtles causing untold destruction.…
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S3E9 - Join The Henchpersons Union
Episode Notes IGRR's train correspondent introduces us to the wonderful world of the Shruti Box, which is an instrument. Some assholes are trying to make space cops and space hotels and space walmarts and you should hate those people. Join the Henchpersons Union. Together we will infiltrate and...
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S3E8 - A Corona State of Mind
Episode Notes The State contains a disease. The disease spreads in the state, changing it. The State interacts with other States. Contagion spreads. The State attempts to restrict the flow of bodies, of ideas. Corona viruses such as SARS and the Wuhan epidemic seem to destroy a higher percentage…
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S3E7 - Bucket Brigade In The Retirement Community
Episode Notes Once again, the greatest escape of them all is about to blow the future apart. This time, its for keeps, and so on. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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A Wishing Machine
Episode Notes Audio zines are good. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz
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S3E6 - The Internet of Meat
Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a plane Made of a raincoat But when you think of that You hurt your mind And you'll need a friend To talk you down Needing a friend to talk you down Is food that comes from a pipe But when you hate the food That comes from a pipe You will turn to drugs To…
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S3E5 - Millions Of Koreas
Episode Notes What is the State? Fun-loving salesman Richard (Lee Kun-Hee) and Larry (Kim Jong-Un) are invited by their boss, Bernie, to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and is arranging to have them killed....
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S3E4 - Artificial human hunted through city streets ASMR 1 hour
The world attempts to deepfake us, in retribution for us treating it like it's real. You can't eat pizza if you're made of light. Your host can pass a Turing test, but can he pass Voight-Kampff? Here's a link. Is it real? How would you know?...
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S3E3 - The Space Cat Choir
Toodays Discourse: Using music as an anthropological lens, we have determined the following: Cats have antimemetic qualities, as does the movie Cats. Eric Whittaker's chorus of 2000 youtubers means something, maybe. My shoes are on top of the world. Deepfake everything, because you can't fake…
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S3E2 - AnPrimSquid Squad Squashes Intergalactic Capitalism
Episode Notes Why is there darkness between stars? Because we live in a vast and empty parking lot. Ask the squid, they'll tell you. Big thanks to the agents in the field, pulling the threads and following up on the leads, making this story come together. This podcast is powered by widgets. Find...
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S3E1 - TREESPACE
Episode Notes Down a gravity well without a paddle, your host attempts to build a habitat from local materials. Facing a ferocious multi-level marketing campaign, and worn down by the merciless human environment, your host is defeated and swallowed by a gibbering death god of home and beauty...
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Bonus - For You
Episode Notes The Intergalactic Railroad welcomes you, Listener, and each individuality subsumed within your vastness. We enjoy you, even as you provide evidence of your enjoyment of us. Cangratulations, babe.
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S2E12 - Woody Tubes And Whale Song
Episode Notes You are standing on a beach, watching the sunset. You are a wave. You are eating a banana. You are fake news media. You are a series of woody tubes. You are The Listener.
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S2E11 - Stan The Godslime
Episode Notes Its all very reasonable if you look at things rationally. The bearded stone waits, dreaming on the far side of the moon.
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S2E10 - Your Animatronic Parents
"He puts his foot here, my secret jack-in-the-box fires, shooting him out through the window out over the sea and into the arms of the Penguin's exploding octopus." -Joe Biden
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S2E9 - Put You In A Box Part Two
Episode Notes Throwing shoes is violence. The Ideology Machine is bad. Absolutely do not take legal advice from this podcast. If you are listening, you almost certainly can not legally purchase firearms in California, Oregon, or Idaho.
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the INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD is indefinitely delayed. it may never return to arriving from the future. you are encouraged to find other transportation
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IGRR
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the INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD is indefinitely delayed. it may never return to arriving from the future. you are encouraged to find other transportation
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