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Internet Boyfriends
by Joey Heflich and Ryan Closs
Listen to the ramblings of a Canadian and an American, as they continue their Internet relationship throughout time and space. You can follow the show on Twitter: @internetbfs or you can follow us: Ryan is @gobo and Joey is @joeyheflich.
Episodes
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68 Worst Bottle Episode Ever
In this episode, the boys return after a long absence to tell you that they love you and that you are good enough the way you are. The post 68 Worst Bottle Episode Ever appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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67 Hitler Was the Worst American President
In this episode, the boys have an argument about recent history, not-so-recent history and why it might not be a good idea to stand around while someone is trying to fire a pistol at you. The post 67 Hitler Was the Worst American President appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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66 Abandon Your Basement Reality
In this episode, the boys talk about virtual reality games, Pokémon Go, vaping memelords, dodging ads and why sincerity makes Ryan deeply uncomfortable. The post 66 Abandon Your Basement Reality appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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65 One Comment Changes Nothing
In this episode, the boys talk about octogenarian figurine experts, being whimsical in the woods, Superman’s Dad, boring as fuck white dudes, the good ol’ capitalism and fandom entitlement. The post 65 One Comment Changes Nothing appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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64 Your Personal Apocalypse
In this episode, the boys talk about American politics, what we think about when we think about the future and an impending apocalypse that may or may not be a thing. The post 64 Your Personal Apocalypse appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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63 Secret Skynet
In this episode, the boys talk about the first season of Mr. Robot, Miitomo and what makes a millennial. Spoilers start around 29 minutes in. The post 63 Secret Skynet appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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62 Taste the Chicken
In this episode, the boys talk about mindfulness, meditation, the apps trying to sell you on it and rumination. Oh, and chicken. They also talk about chicken. The post 62 Taste the Chicken appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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61 Tenish Years Later
In this episode, the boys have a stilted conversation about the past, depression and getting the cake out of life. Trigger Warning: Depression, Self-Harm, References to Suicide The post 61 Tenish Years Later appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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60 Wizards Versus Fascists
In this episode, the boys review and discuss the new Star Wars movie, because that seems like a thing to do. Spoilers start after 4:00. Joey’s ranting about Nazis ends at 14:20. The post 60 Wizards Versus Fascists appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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59 Wedding Weekend
In this episode, the boys toss all notes and time limit aside to talk about the matrimonial extravaganza that was Ryan and Michelle’s wedding. The post 59 Wedding Weekend appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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58 Mall Walker By Day, Writer By Night
Instigating versus antagonizing. That one regret we all have. Rationalizing a mindwipe. Econs. How to alienate everyone we know under the age of 18. Being a barren wasteland with nothing to offer. Motherfucking Jackie Gleason. The Streisand effect and the small mall that has two pretzel stands…
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57 Prime Spider Real Estate
Looking back on previous episodes. Getting dumped. Spitting after getting hit by an emotional avalanche. The merits of tweeting your feelings. That moment when you get confused for someone’s husband. Codependency. Viral emotions. Living with your pocket computer that can’t process feelings. Why…
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56 The First Thing to Go is Trains
Bullshit prognosticating. How to get the best front row seat for the apocalypse. The pre-Singularity. Robocop. Self-driving cars. Robot trolley car death in the future. Talking shit about capitalism, and other things that will eventually get Joey deported. Minimum wage, Mad Max style. Fast food...
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55 Right Kind of Ham
The boys get meta by talking about that time they talked about talking about emotions on social media. The post 55 Right Kind of Ham appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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54 Looking For a Towel
Internet girls that like the same things you do. Where you go after Douglas Adams and The Simpsons. Swords, dragons and gods. A strong distaste for high fantasy garbage. How fiction gives us a better understanding of reality. Losing your favorite author and personal guru. The eleven lives you…
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53 Managing Your Larger Automaton
Mad Max. Pineapple pizza. Early exposure to computer machines. Keeping your favorites to yourself for the safety of us all. Eating handfuls of dirt. When everyone learned to kick it up a notch. The good ham. Breaking out of a food comfort zone. And a word worse than foodie. In this episode, the...
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52 Space Battles and Missed Connections
Crying at trailers. Accepting and embracing closure. Wanting to share yourself but only tweeting a joke. The boys talk about nerd culture and how one button has come to mean everything from “this is neat” to “holy Jesus!” The post 52 Space Battles and Missed Connections appeared first on Internet...
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51 A Whole ‘Nother Conversation
The boys are back to ignoring Joey’s notes and instead talking about teenagers, gore and t-shirts. The post 51 A Whole ‘Nother Conversation appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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50 The Qest of As
An extra long, extra special episode of Internet Boyfriends. Questions! Answers! Colin! The post 50 The Qest of As appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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49 I Hope It Helps
A long, rambling intro. Profile pics of dicks that look like chicken parts. Avoiding a prostate exam. Hating on Ayn Rand. It’s the Frankenshow, a clip show made entirely of two discarded episodes from the distant past. The post 49 I Hope It Helps appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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48 Best of 2014
Music. Books. Movies. Television. A lot of unedited yelling. The post 48 Best of 2014 appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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47 Radial Menu Says Relax
Screamer videos. Night spiders. The social media horrorshow. A better option for a better tomorrow. The post 47 Radial Menu Says Relax appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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46 Godin Bomb
Tribes. Social media marketing. Millennials. The big red button. The post 46 Godin Bomb appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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45 There Is No Data, Only Zuul
Trent Reznor. Big Data. Internet Dating. That moment when you untag yourself in an image to protect the dignity of your digital avatar. The post 45 There Is No Data, Only Zuul appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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44 Not About Marvin
The boys talk about THE MARTIAN. Seriously, it’s a pretty straightforward episode for once. The post 44 Not About Marvin appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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43 Costco Hot Dogs
Joey feels like he’s becoming too disconnected from the world, so the boys talk about the architects of fear, Robot and Frank, ghosts, incurable amnesia, Alzheimer’s disease, Twitter breakdowns, lying politicians and armpit-licking park-shitters. The post 43 Costco Hot Dogs appeared first on...
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42 Stripped, Again
This time around, the boys actually get to talk about Stripped for half the episode before discussing celebrity, reality TV and flirting on Twitter. The post 42 Stripped, Again appeared first on Internet Boyfriends.
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41 Wattersonesque
The boys try to talk about two comic strip documentaries, but instead spend the bulk of an episode talking about neoteny, pop culture references, animated pictures and one of Joey’s biggest fears. 0:00 – Scooters 2:05 – You know Joey Bags too? 3:22 – Two documentaries, only one we really care to...
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40 One of Those Muppets That Sits in the Box Seats
This time around, the boys are joined by everyone’s favorite resident science consultant, Lauren. It’s an extended episode featuring extreme birding in Ecuador, flying drunk, culture shock, parasites, dating and typical banter punctuated with the occasional momentary existential crisis. 2:48 –…
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39 Kickstarting Strangebeard
Special guest Kelly Tindall joins the boys to talk about his Kickstarter project, Strangebeard. 0:56 – What is Strangebeard? 1:46 – Explaining the magic and mystery that is Kelly Tindall 4:27 – There’s more to life than being a princess 6:01 – Much love for Aardman, that one guy in the background...
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38 Subconscious Snooze Button
Joey would rather read pop psychology books than deal with his problems, so this time around, he’s decided to use some of his newly acquired knowledge to ruin Ryan’s day. 0:44 – Fucking up Ryan’s day, while at the same time doing nothing to reduce anxiety 2:47 – Knowing how to properly explain...
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37 Lucky Jim
In this episode, the boys look back on the life of Jim Henson, thanks to the awesome biography by Brian Jay Jones. 1:26 – We love Jim Henson: The Biography by Brian Jay Jones 3:29 – How we got into The Muppets 6:21 – A rock & roll cassette tape tangent 7:42 – Young Jim and […] The post 37 Lucky…
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36 The Best of the Rest
Last time on IBfs, Ryan and Joey talked about the best TV in 2013. This time around, the boys discuss what they loved in every other medium in 2013. 1:08 – Joey discovered YouTube 2:47 – Bravest Warriors 3:31 – Idea Channel, or Ryan yells at the Cloud 5:35 – You’re failing us all, Hollywood […]…
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35 Thank You, Mr. Farnsworth
The boys talk about all the television they watched in 2013. Ryan defends Orange is the New Black. Joey rambles on about Justified. Everyone loves Breaking Bad. And Rick and Morty for a thousand years. 1:10 – Mexicans watch Breaking Bad on DVD anyway 3:20 – Good, but not great: the year of the...
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34 The Definition of Manliness
This time around, the boys talk about all things manly, including female role models. 0:31 – The time Ryan forgot about Oscar 1:46 – Talking ’bout Brené Brown 3:40 – Die Hard is not the best Christmas movie 6:15 – The Internet can’t control me 8:06 – What Americans want out of their men 10:13 –…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Listen to the ramblings of a Canadian and an American, as they continue their Internet relationship throughout time and space. You can follow the show on Twitter: @internetbfs or you can follow us: Ryan is @gobo and Joey is @joeyheflich.
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Joey Heflich and Ryan Closs
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Listen to the ramblings of a Canadian and an American, as they continue their Internet relationship throughout time and space. You can follow the show on Twitter: @internetbfs or you can follow us: Ryan is @gobo and Joey is @joeyheflich.
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