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Intro To X
by Spook Squad 4: Robin, Claire, Tammy, and Brad
Watching every single episode of the X-Files for the first time... again. No Spoilers.
Episodes
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Episode 11x10 – My Struggle IV
DJ J-Jon-Jonny-J-Jon joins us for what we all hope to be the final episode of this nightmare Episode 11x10 – “My Struggle IV” in which Mulder and William spend night and day (sometimes in the same scene) killing everyone they can find. Often for no reason at all. Dyson Sphere’s and world ending...
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Episode 11x09 – Nothing Lasts Forever
Join us for Episode 11x09 – “Nothing Lasts Forever” in which we discover what might well be the most inept hour of television ever cobbled together. A former TV star stays young by eating human organs and also occasional sharing a circulatory system with young people that were formerly ugly, a...
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Episode 11x08 – Familiar
Matt is here for Episode 11x08 – “Familiar” in which the characters of a children's show are used by a which for an ill-conceived revenge spell and an even more ill-conceived story about mob justice, or something? Basically everyone’s an asshole and Mulder and Scully only make it worse.
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Episode 11x07 – Rm9sbG93ZXJz
Matt and Chris join us for the Kristen Cloke written Episode 11x07 – “Rm9sbG93ZXJz” wherein Mulder and Scully are menaced by robots because they didn’t leave a tip. Most of it makes very little sense.
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Bonus Episode - Color of the Night
With X-Files on break it’s time for a very special bonus episode 1994’s “Color of Night” in which Bruce Willis steals, fellow psychologist bro, Scott Backula’s life and then has sex with a girl half his age that he cannot recognize with clothes on. We also check-in with old friends Lance…
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Episode 11x06 – Kitten
Ian and DJ Jon J Jnny-J-Jon join us for Episode 11x06 – “Kitten” in which Stingray goes face to tiny face with Haley Joel Osment in a very very convoluted revenge scheme that does not make sense at all. Also we learn about the crafting division of the FBI and check in on Champion of Heroes and...
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Episode 11x05 – Ghouli
Will joins us for Episode 11x05 – “Ghouli” wherein we catch up with Baby William who is a real fucking creep. Also Mulder annoys coffee shop clientele and continues to age into a raisin before our very eyes.
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Episode 11x04 – The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat
Mila and Chris join us for Episode 11x04 – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” in which Darin Morgan returns for kooky antics with his bff Alex Diakun and Reggie Something. We also uncover the most terrifying art ever created. It’s a fun ride.
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Episode 11x03 – Plus One
Jon Pernisek joins us for Episode 11x03 – “Plus One” in which a pair of twins play hangman to create murder doppelgangers of other people to, what can only be described as, limited success. Also Mulder is a creep.
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Episode 11x02 – This
Join us as we endeavor to discuss Episode 11x02 – “This” wherein we eventually work out what the title was in reference to. Who’s Tommy Wiseau-ing the hardest? Does anything happening here make sense? Are we supposed to actually believe somebody had a romantic relationship with Langly?
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Episode 11x01 – My Struggle III
Unfortunately the X-Files is back, fortunately DJ J-Jonny-jon Pope is here to help us discuss Episode 11x01 – “My Struggle III” which is an interesting title considering part II didn’t happen, but apparently neither did a lot of things. But at least American Hero Jeffrey Spender is back in action...
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Episode – Case Closed
We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.
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Episode 10x06 – My Struggle II
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10x06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever...
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Episode 10x05 – Babylon
Ian and Michael David join us for 10x05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
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Episode 10x04 – Home Again
Michael David is here to help us discuss 10x04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes.
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Episode 10x03 – Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster
DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned10x03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcast rival Kumail Nanjiani also a cute dog gets snatched!
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Episode 10x02 – Founders Mutation
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10x02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
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Episode 10x01 – My Struggle
Will joins us as we stare into the abyss of Season 10. We say hello and goodbye to poor lil’ Scoops. Meet an Alex Jones metaphor and marvel at the lack of anything happening. Also Scully now spends her time putting ears on kids that don’t have them.
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Movie – The X-Files: I Want To Believe
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that…
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Episode 9x19 – The Truth
Michael David and Pat join us for 9x19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone's favorite chess…
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Episode 9x18 – Sunshine Days
Matt is here to help us discuss 9x18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. Ben Linus is the most pathetic sadsack ever and everyone else is crazy drunk this week.
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Episode 9x17 – Release
Pat joins us to discuss 9x17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk…
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Episode 9x16 – William
DJ J-Jon-Jonnny Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9x16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again....
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Episode 9x15 – Jump the Shark
Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9x15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever even thought about doing with Millennium. At least Morris Fletcher is back to scheme and scam.
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Episode 9x14 – Scary Monsters
Join us for 9x14 “Scary Monsters’ The human equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, Leyla Harrison, returns to ruin everyone’s weekend. Dogget fails his test to join the Federal Bureau of Imagination but succeeds in punching a hole through a man. In the end everyone avoids getting sent to the...
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Episode 9x13 – Improbable
Chris and Matt are here for 9x13 "Improbable" in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!
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Episode 9x12 – Underneath
Dan joins us for the wacky adventure 9x12 "Underneath" In which Sheriff Root is so Christian he transubstantiates into an evil Jesus murderer with a screw driver. Also we meet the world's creepiest lawyer and wish Robin Williams had more screen time in the episode.
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Episode 9x11 – Audrey Pauley
Jozie joins us for this jaunt into the Twilight Zone in Episode 9x11 – “Audrey Pauley” Reyes leans an important lesson about drinking and driving and Doggett goes bonkers in his quest to stop the most obvious villain ever. Also Dogs > Cats. #ScienceFact
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Bonus Episode: Fire in the Sky
John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and the other bonkers claims from terribly titled book “The Walton Experience” that somehow didn’t quite make…
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Episode 9x10 – Providence
We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9x10 – “Providence" wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.
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Episode 9x09 – Provenance
If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9x09 – “Provenance" in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could...
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Episode 9x08 – Hellbound
DJ J-Jon-Jonny-Jonathon Pope joins us for Episode 9x08 – “Hellbound" where everyone’s favorite drunk believes she has been reincarnated to stop a vengeful old-timey prospector turned ex-con from skinning other old-timey prospectors turned ex-cons.
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Episode 9x07 – John Doe
Will joins us for Episode 9x07 – “John Doe" in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.
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Episode 9x06 – Trust No 1
Go to your nearest cyber-cafe and download Episode 9x06 – “Trust No 1" in which Terry O’Quinn AKA Terrence Quinn AKA Peter/Jerry/Edgar Watts AKA Omar Santiago tries to catch Scully in an old-fashioned Sadsack-Turtleneck-Trap so that he can kill Mulder. He later explodes because of iron… or...
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Episode 9x05 – Lord of the Flies
Prepare for another Kim Manners bug-wranglin’ classic ep of X-Files. Ian and Jon join us for Episode 9x05 – “Lord of the Flies" where we meet our hero Dr. Rocky Bronzino and learn that bug people are real creeps.
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Episode 9x04 – 4D
Chris and Will join us for Episode 9x04 – “4D" in which Doggett stumbles into the worst parallel universe ever and only through his knowledge of morse code and the actions of Follmer and questionable plotting is he able to put right what once went wrong.
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Episode 9x03 – Daemonicus
In Episode 9x03 – “Daemonicus" we learn about all the ways you *could* transition between scenes and then see what happens if you choose the wrong ones. Scully and Reyes compete for being the worst by trying to convince Dogget that the devil is behind the work of a serial killer. And John Doggett...
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Episode 9x02 – Nothing Important Happened Today II
Michael David returns for the shocking? conclusion to the season premiere Episode 9x02 – “Nothing Important Happened Today II" in which Xena Mermaid Princess battles Knowwle Rowrerereregh land we have no idea why, Also there’s a lot of stuff with a ship’s captain that is less interesting than…
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Episode 9x01 – Nothing Important Happened Today
Mike joins us for the questionable season premiere Episode 9x01 – “Nothing Important Happened Today" with Xena Mermaid Princess. We learn about Skinner's weird obsession with nameplates and the dog-pound is in need of a deep deep cleaning.
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Episode 8x21 – Existence
It’s time for the season finale 8x21 "Existence" in which and everyone’s favorite garbage monster Monica Reyes takes some sneaky glances whilst being the worst at all times. Claire attempts to hold it together as we say goodbye to the one-armed wacky-lackey-first-class Alex Krycek. In The Lone...
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Episode 8x20 – Essence
Will, Dan, and Jozie are here for a head choping goodtime in 8x20 "Essence" wherein the all-new alien menace wants to kill a baby either out of fear of a possible would be magic human skygod or because they are susceptible to attack via abstract concepts... also nothing makes sense. In The Lone...
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Episode 8x19 – Alone
Make yourself a really strong cup of coffee for episode 8x19 – “Alone” in which we meet the most terrifying monster of all time AND a salaMANder. The Lone Gunmen 1x11 “The Lying Game” proves yet again that Mitch Pileggi has all the acting chops and this mask technology is always going to be super...
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Episode 8x18 – Vienen
Ian joins us for episode 8x18 – “Vienen” in which we tune our unburnt radios to 101.5 to say goodbye to the black oil and the career of Fox Mulder who will hopefully go somewhere and die… again. The Lone Gunmen 1x10 “Tango de los Pistoleros” was aired on television at one time.
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Episode 8x17 – Empedocles
Will joins us for episode 8x17 – “Empedocles” wherein the boy who could fly is now made of evil cgi fire. Reyes and Mulder meet and say seemingly English words at each other for no other purpose than to torment Doggett. In The Lone Gunmen 1x09 “Diagnosis Jimmy” Byers is obsessed with Bears and...
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Episode 8x16 – Three Words
Heidi joins us for episode 8x16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he's never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1x08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends...
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Episode – CleoCast 2525
This we week we discuss episodes 1x02 “Creegan” and 2x04 “Mauser's Day Out” In which the crew is menaced by an inexplicable clown that was warped by the machinations of Mr. Potter and they learn a valuable lesson about reprogramming a gay science robot for sex.
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Episode 8x15 – Deadalive
Ian joins us for the handiwork of Chris Carter episode 8x15 – “Deadalive”. Mulder's return from death, autopsy, embalming, and three months in the ground is questionable as Scully 11 month pregnancy. On the plus side Little Doggett and Slycek face off. The Lone Gunmen 1x07 “Planet of the…
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Episode 8x14 – This Is Not Happening
It's time for everyone to drop to their knees and scream to the skies that Episode 8x14 – “This Is Not Happening” here. DJ J-Jon JonE Jon joins us as we discuss this Chris Carter penned pile of garbage. The Lone Gunmen 1x06 “Madam I'm Adam” has Stephen Tobolowsky which makes it slightly better…
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Episode 8x13 – Per Manum
We're back for Episode 8x13 – “Per Manum” in which someone finally remembers that Scully is pregnant. There are a grip of flashbacks to when Gillian Anderson had good hair and a lame partner. Also we meet everyone's favorite new character Knowl Rohrrererrghragher. The Lone Gunmen 1x05 “Three Men...
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Episode 8x12 – Medusa
Join us for Episode 8x12 – “Medusa” as we travel into a mysterious train station being menaced by a phantom, or jellyfish, or sweat activated parasites, or a vengeful mute orphan. Frankly we have no idea what the hell is happening but we know Scully is angry about it. The Lone Gunmen 1x04 “Like...
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