PODCAST · comedy
Investors Needed
by Stoutbot Industries
We come up with great ideas so you don’t have to.
Episodes
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Ep. 38 - Lazy Willenials
“Any understanding of this nation has to be based, and I mean really based, on an understanding of [Big Willie Style]. I believe that firmly. It defined us.” - Shelby Foote
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Ep. 37 - The Near Side
What do you get for winning The Oregon Trail?
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Ep. 36 - The Diminished Sin
We're back with a super-sized episode. All ideas copyrighted by someone.
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Ep. 35 - 30% Eight Month-Old Onion
Are you sure this isn't a play?
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Ep. 34 - Gimme An Ike!
"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Ep. 33 - The Swedish Limbo
We can go very, very low.
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Ep. 32 - Thunder Water
Drink up!
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Ep. 31 - A Naturalistic Kevin Pollak Cameo
Is there such a thing?
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Ep. 29 - The Mendoza Principle
"Teller almost never speaks while performing. There are exceptions such as when the audience is not aware of it; for example, he provided the voice of "Mofo the psychic gorilla" in their early Broadway show with the help of a radio microphone cupped in his hand. Teller's trademark silence...
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Ep. 28 - A 12-Ounce Margin of Error
Why are all the winos really smart?
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Ep. 27 - Mallard Fillmore-Smith
No shownotes this week for reasons unexplained an unexplainable.
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Ep. 26 - Care-a-forming
Shownotes withheld until Mayor Lee grants us our permits.
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Ep. 25 - Herr Milkshaken und Frau Suppenmachen
Shownotes cancelled on account of breakfast.
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Ep. 24 -Local 72 - The Fightin’ Cerberuses
Shownotes being held hostage until someone pays up.
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Ep. 23 - Skip What?
Martin Luther Indulgences Offsets The Edge The Pauls McCartney I Am The Walrus Buying Stars An interesting story Tommy Wiseau Weimar Republic Otto von Bismarck The Neighbors Skip-It Berlin Wall Guerilla Art Talking about that Funke Joel Silver and the invention of Ultimate Frisbee Zeppo Curly Joe...
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Ep. 22 - Peepers!
Corollary International Phonetic Alphabet Man in the Red Room Frontier of Turbines A mine X-ray Patch Cat Eyes Kramer Jed Bartlet Jed Clampett Lisa “Lefteye” Lopes Opera Glasses Crazy Frog Peeps Mr. Peepers Cheep Cheep Cheep! Mike and his majestic face What was in the briefcase? “Two Sheds”…
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Ep. 21 - First Girls
Mr. Skin D.E.W.J. First Kid Sinbad George Clinton Tear the Roof off the Sucka Michael B. Jordan Incredible Mr. Limpet Robert Guillame Sports Night Leslie Nielsen CSI Cheers Double dipping The Who Marc Blucas First Daughter Chasing Liberty Coachella Grosse Pointe Blank Cooper Manning John Landis
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Ep. 20 - Whacking
The Question: How can guys lay off pitches that close? You'd better get your heart rate down. Remain indoors Sarcastic T-shirts Macklemore haircut Our ideas RE: Baseball Carlos Marmol Ricky Vaughn Benny Hill GUTS Biathalon Ice T Fez X-shirt Glowing Puck Superfund Mr. T And 1 Mixtape Stickball
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Ep. 19 - An Ouroboros of Food
Soylent Pod People C. Everett Koop Way of the Future Prince Fielder 3D Printing Soylent Green (SPOILER ALERT!) Diamonds Air Dr. Henry Kissinger
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Ep. 18 - Monkeys, The Scab Ape
Fireside Chat Organ grinder Eliza Doolittle Empire Carpet Hi, I’m Troy McClure Day of the Dolphin George Lucas Caribou The Washington Generals
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Ep. 17 - The Good Old Days
The Room Malaise Baltimore Rolodex Rollerball Dick Cheney Pincer Maneuver Kind Of Blue Time Out Enchantment Under The Sea Rust Never Sleeps Group Slaps Caning Henry Waxman Judicial Review Warren Burger Felix Frankfurter Xena: Warrior Princess & time continuity
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Ep. 16 - A Letter to Rob Manfred
We have some suggestions. Wayans Brothers EMP Remain In Light Cultural Canon Gilmore Girls Human Target Stone Cold Steve Austin Triple Threat Replay Challenges Tip O’Neill
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Ep. 15 - Getting Things Done Or Else
Attention, American parents! Your children, upon whom you will depend heavily for financial support as you enter your winter years, are suffering from a dangerous, highly communicable and infectious disease: Lollygagger Syndrome! Fortunately, we've got the cure. And by cure, we mean camp. And by...
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Ep. 14 - A Bowflex Slathered in Peanut Butter
LaserDisc Neo-Noir Yo Cousin It BowFlex Iditarod Air Bud Dogville Shorts Ernest Oz The Reluctant Astronaut
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Ep. 13 - The Button
Jonny Quest Push For Pizza ASL Gulag EULA Regis Philbin Johnny Knoxville Funeral Home Sam Elliot Always Be Closing Les Enfants Terrible
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Ep. 12 - Bailout!
t's Too Fun to Fail!™ Monopoly Bailout Calvinball Brownfield Body Modification Antimatter Nanotechnology Slurry
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Ep. 11 - The Hippopotamus Oath
Tekken 3 Garbage Plates E.T. A History of the T-Shirt Hulk Hogan Andre the Giant Pincer Maneuver Russell Westbrook: Fashion Icon Holograms International Waters Jack Kevorkian, MD Hippocratic Oath Death Ray Carnival Cruise and that whole “poop” thing
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Ep. 10 - Subverting The Eyelid
Shownotes Marvin calls Chuck Marvin sucks at trunks Stewart Copeland Dr. Spock No Dice Charlemagne Coke is better Bullying Hired goons? The rise of the nerd in society The Helsinki Syndrome Slugging Biff
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Ep. 9 - ScornCo
4:33 Goldeneye Klobb Crank: High Voltage Opening the West Rollercoaster Tycoon Imagine this scene on a rollercoaster Baron Samedi Charles Bronson Star Trek technology Wesley Snipes’ financial woes Life coaching Bobby Knight Bar fights Buzzwords Yusuf Islam Electric Boogaloo
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Ep. 7 - The Keeper League
Blind Date Chaperones Prospectus Gambling Component Five-tool player Bill James Win Above Replacement Blackpeoplemeet.com Keeper league Real American Yakety Sax Perfectly Acceptable Human Snack Food Soylent Green Synthetic Human Lung Cannibalism Yokozuna Mr. Fuji Ask Mr. Snipes
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Ep. 6 - Longitude’s Big Brother
Freebird Marshall Tucker Band Automat Fusion Cuisine Bear Bellies Gummi Farm-to-Table Simple Country Lawyer Studio System Chinchilla Film Unions Gregorian Calendar Lunar Calendar Time zones Longitude Bishop
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Ep. 5 - The Frontier of Turbines
University of Phoenix! Russian dolls Keep moving and get out of the way Contrarianism The Bestor Model Pronunciation of Turbine (note: Nick had it right) Guy Fieri Sammy Hagar Ira Glass
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Ep. 4 - A Wardrobe Made Entirely of Ants
Hue Snowmakers Tarred and Feathered Home Alone Jack Warden Angry Birds Lifetime Network Looking Good, Billy Ray! Tom Wolfe Camp David Accords Henry Kissinger Malaise Love Never Dies Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Charitable Contributions
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Ep. 3 - The Under Cuddler and The Sturdy Strapper
Keith Moon Silvio Berlusconi Berlusconi’s current status Bunga Bunga Put the Candle Back Teamocil Life Finds a Way Our Princess is in Another Castle
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Ep. 2 - Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
Tighten Up Tet You Can’t Always Get What You Want Risk Pooling St. Valentine How much for the women? Arbor Day St. Vesuvius Davy Crockett Ouroboros John Maynard Keynes
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Ep. 1 - Big Boy Bumper Cars Meets Big Business
Pink Floyd’s The Wall Baba O’Riley A Nice Bell on Amazon Home Alone 2 (Turtledoves) Helsinki Syndrome EXPEDIT FUNKUS Umlaut Bootsy Collins Third Wave Feminism Cracked Phone Screens Bumfights Man From Another Place What is a DEWJ? Parliament/Funkadelic Buster Keaton Nosferatu Sherlock, Jr....
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