Episodes
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Pilot: Small Town Larp
Gonna take dead Laura to the uh I guess shoreline? and wraaaaap her in plastic... Sorry.
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The One Where We Don’t Pay Attention
We watch What Did Jack Do and barely pay attention. Also featuring Omar.
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The Art Life ft. Omar
The one that Kat didn’t supervise.
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An Excess of Nipple Touching
In which Kat and Erica watch the latest episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, and talk about their sex lives.
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Erica and Kat Talk About Sex
We kinda just recorded an episode of The Ex Files over here. Sorry if you’re expecting Twin Peaks.
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Erica’s Birthday Bukkake Bonanza
Not a clue what this episode is really about. We got drunk on my birthday and talked about Peaks with friends.
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Blue Velvet: Revenge of the Party Barrette
None of this movie needed to happen.
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Part 18: Laura Killed A Guy!
(shot glasses clink) FRIEEEEED GUNSSSSSS!!!!! This episode of Twin Peaks: The Return brought to you by Valero and liver failure.
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Part 17: Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Bob Blob
There was a cherry stem! In the shot glass!
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Part 16: He’s About to Get Dead
He was really trusting Mr. C a lot. And why does he know how to do emoticons?
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Part 15: Coffee and a Cyanide Tablet
It's Monday, we're hungover and tired. Much like Andy, we have two braincells.
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Part 14: The Nut Place
Who ordered just cheese???
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Part 13: You Know Who Has Two Butts?
Portals have two butts.
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Part 12: I Forgot Harry Truman Was Also A President
Harry and Coop are the best couple in Twin Peaks, fucking fight us.
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Cooper, Coffee, and (c)Pies: Wyckoff Starr Coffee Shop
We’re ROLLIN OUT with the first episode of our new series, Triple C.
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Part 11: Party Barrette
This place has everything: portals, exploding heads, screaming ladies in cars, puking zombies, cherry pie, and ANGELO.
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Part 10: I Was Thirsty and Unemployed
Still no portals.
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Part 9: He Yeeted Our Only Evidence
~ * ! ~ jöín ūs aš wę êmtër *******Thé Żøńbê******* uwu ~ ( * ~
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Fire Walk With Me: David, This Was Important!
In which NOTHING HAPPENS (except gay Laura).
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Part 8: A Motherly Airhorn
We done did the thing.
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Part 7: What is Going on in Here on this Day?
51 minutes? Why??? I hate us. I was sitting on my phone the whole time? I wasn't charging it? Dammit.
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Part 6: Richard Corne
*VIOLENT AIR HORNS* Nothing happens in this episode so we just make a lot of sound effects and eat Bugles while people die. Feat. a dramatic reading of Twin Peaks' greatest meme. RIP Shellie Faulkner.
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Part 5: You're Acting Weird as Shit Dougie
Somehow we made our single-episode episode just as long as our other ones. In which we yell about how two VERY attractive people can produce a Becky, Jeremy Renner's CGI arms, and Kat's stoned notes.
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Parts 3&4: Yrev Very Good
And we have our first special guest! Our friend Joe gets black out drunk and joins us on our quest to meet Wally Brando, Major Briggs' disembodied head, and the love of our life, Jade, Giver of Two Rides.
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Parts 1&2: TakeMeToChurch.mp3
We might have invented podcast shitposting??? Kyle MacLachlan please don't block us.