Episodes
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E20 - Banned In Bikini Bottom / Stanley S. Squarepants
The season 5 finale is here and we’re ending it with a jam packed episode! Mr Krabs is forced to open up a “secret” restaurant in SpongeBob’s house and SpongeBob’s cousin Stanley drops by this week while he tries to find his purpose. We chat about speakeasies, the art of doing nothing, and Omar…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E19 - The Two Faces of Squidward / SpongeHenge
OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod,...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E18 - Whatever Happened To SpongeBob?
You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E17 - 20,000 Patties Under The Sea / The Battle of Bikini Bottom
The Krusty Krab finally has a food truck! Well, it’s more of a food-submarine but still! Can’t wait to get a Krabby Patty on-the-go! SpongeBob and Patrick have two big adventures this week involving digging up a buried submarine and fighting over cleanliness. Josh and Omar chat about food trucks,...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E16 - Pest of the West
Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E15- The Inmates of The Summer / To Save A Squirrel
Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? SpongeBob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E14- Blackened Sponge/ Mermaid Man vs Spongebob
I know I’m an adult but I love the new Krusty Kid’s meal! I’m trying to collect all the Mermaid Man action figures and Barnacle Boy erasers! This week, Spongebob gets a black eye and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promote The Krusty Krab. Omar and Josh chat about buff Spongebob, giving each other...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E13- Picture Day/ Pat No Pay/ Blackjack
Wow! You’re looking fresh! What’s the occasion? What?! It’s picture day?! I completely forgot! You think I have time to run home? This week, Spongebob prepares for picture day, Patrick can’t pay for his Krabby Patty, and cousin Blackjack is released from prison. We chat about eyebrow grooming,...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E12- Atlantis Squarepantis
You’ve heard of the lost city of Atlantis right? Well, I found this magic van that will bring us there! It runs on song power though so get those vocal cords ready! This week we join SpongeBob and the whole gang as they head to the lost city of Atlantis! Josh and Omar discuss the Bikini Bottom...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E11 - Goo Goo Gas/ Le Big Switch
Have you got to try that new fancy, frou frou restaurant? The portions are small but they shave pure gold on their food! This week Plankton turns everyone into babies and SpongeBob is a part of a chef exchange program. Omar and Josh pack in a lot in the last episode of 2020 including continuity...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E10 - A Flea In Her Dome/ Donut of Shame/ The Krusty Plate
Hey! Heard you were having trouble getting that spot off your plate. Don’t worry, I just got the fancy new Spotmaster 6000! I would step back though, just in case. This week Sandy battles a flea, Patrick tries to hide a donut, and SpongeBob has a hard time cleaning a plate. We discuss Hot Topic,...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E9 - The Krusty Sponge/ Sing A Song Of Patrick
You get a chance to check out the new Krusty Sponge? I can’t get enough of their Mild Bobby Sauce! This week Mr Krabs opens a SpongeBob themed restaurant and Patrick writes a “killer” song. We break down Nickelodeon’s corporate greed, discuss dodgeball induced PTSD, and create mascots of…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E8 - Money Talks / Spongebob VS The Gadget / Slimy Dancing
I think I hear something? Oh my god, my wallet is talking to me! This week Mr. Krabs gets his wish to talk to money, SpongeBob vs a Krabby Patty Robot, and Squidward sneaks into a dance competition by hiding inside SpongeBob. We discuss Omar’s new puppy, John Henry, and ghost drugs. Let’s learn...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E7 - To Love A Patty / A Breath of Fresh Squidward
Have you ever seen a more firm juicy warm patty like this one? Neither have we! This week let us watch SpongeBob fall in love with a patty, and Squidward is shocked into a completely changed person, a happy person. We discuss food fetishes, shock therapy, and a very passionate ham discussion as...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E6 - Roller Cowards / Bucket Sweet Bucket
Let’s give this podcast some more pizazz! You there! Yeah you! Come check out this week’s episode where we watch SpongeBob and Patrick lose their spines on a new roller coaster and Plankton tries to spruce up the Chum Bucket! We discuss amusement parks, fighting ourselves to the death, and…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E5 - New Digs / Krabs a la Mode
Hey....it’s really cold in here...DID YOU TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT? This week we watch SpongeBob move into the Krusty Krab and the Krusty Krab turn into frozen wonderland! We discuss the complexities of Snail Milk, seeing SpongeBob’s Mom in the shower, and living in a restaurant. We learn about…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E4 - Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol’ Whatshisname
Shhhh….I think I am being followed. Let me pull out my laser Bermuda shorts to get us out of here. We have another three-part episode! SpongeBob and Patrick spy on “Plankton”, Mrs. Puff tells us about the dangers of the road when SpongeBob is driving, and finally Squidward gets intense trying to...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E3 - Rise and Shine / Waiting / Fungus Among Us
HAVE YOUR BOTTOM FEEDERS HANDY CUZ THERE’S A NASTY CASE OF THE ICK ON THE LOOSE! We got a three-parter this week folks! SpongeBob and Patrick show off their morning routines, SpongeBob waits for a package, and Bikini Bottom gets hit with the ICK. Josh and Omar discuss how they spend their…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E2 - The Original Fry Cook / Night Light
QUICK GET INSIDE OUR PINEAPPLE BEFORE THE DARKNESS GETS YOU! This week we watch the famous “Jim” come back to the Krusty Krab and how SpongeBob deals with his fear of the dark. We chat about toilet night lights, being afraid of the dark, and of course food. Lets learn about valuing your time,...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E1 - Friend or Foe
WE ARE BACK! AND WE ARE READY! We start this season off hot with the origin story of the Mr. Krabs vs. Plankton rivalry. This week we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton recount their troubled past. We learn about being suspicious, proper jetpack safety, and the dangers of capitalism! Also did you know...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E20 - Best Day Ever / The Gift of Gum
IT’S TIME FOR THE BEST DAY EVER!! The best way to start the best day ever is with your friends. So we brought our friends with us Fatimah, Dan, and a brand new person Caroline! We watch SpongeBob try to have his best day ever and also watch him deal with Patrick’s giant gumball gummy. We make…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E19 - The Pink Purloiner / Squid Wood
Hey? Do you know where our Ol’ Reliable went? We think someone stole it, was it you?! This episode we watch SpongeBob accuse Patrick of stealing and watch everyone be nicer to a Squidward puppet instead of the real Squidward. We discuss creepy puppets, trusting your friends, and sentimental…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E18 - Born to Wild / Best Frenemies
Have you tried this new Kelp Shake? It’s Delicious! This week we watch a “biker gang” come to Bikini Bottom and also we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to take down Kelp Shakes. Let's discuss misunderstandings, tricycles, and of course old people. We learn how to keep our eye out for...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E17 - Driven to Tears / Rule of Dumb
Hey? Like my sweet ride? I won it and it makes me cooler than you! This episode, we watch Patrick rub his new boat and boating license in SpongeBob’s face and of course we watch Patrick let the power of royalty come to his head. We discuss the frustration of being bad at something, being a good...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E16 - The Thing / Hocus Pocus
ABRACADABRA! Ah man, that spell was supposed to turn you into ice cream! This week we watch Squidward get mistaken for a monster and SpongeBob mess around with a magic kit. Josh and Omar chat about magic animals, demilitarizing the police, and what constitutes an ice cream threeway. Lets learn...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E15 - Squidtastic Voyage / That’s No Lady
Quick shrink down and help me, the pointy bit from the end of my clarinet is stuck in my throat and I need you to zap it out! In this episode we see Spongebob and Patrick take a trip into the bowels of Squidward and Patrick takes up a new identity as Patricia to “protect” himself. We discuss the...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E14 - Bummer Vacation / Wig Struck
What are you looking at? Oh my gorgeous wig? ;) I’m glad it brought a smile to your face! This episode we see SpongeBob struggle with a forced vacation and also watch him rock a wig for an episode. We discuss wigs, answer a listener email, and talk vacation. Lets learn about proper attire…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E13 - A New Leaf / Once Bitten
Welcome to our podcast! We also just opened a gift shop where we sell frick ‘n’ frack and bubble gum! This week, we see Plankton “give up” the restaurant business and some Mad Snail Disease hysteria. We learn about the importance of spreading accurate information, and trusting others. Now give us…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E12 - All That Glitters / Wishing You Well
Throw a coin and make a wish! If you wished for a new podcast then you got one! If you didn’t I’m sorry I’m not a genie or a magical wishing well. This week we watch SpongeBob’s spatula break and Mr. Krabs make a wishing well. We discuss the scams that are wishing wells and fancy equipment. Lets...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E11 - Whale of a Birthday / Karate Island
Here please take my credit card and buy me a bunch of stuff so I can go to Karate Island! This week we see Mr. Krabs’s attempt to throw Pearl an amazing birthday and SpongeBob get lured into a timeshare scam. We discuss the lies of cartoon credit cards and the racist stereotype of Master Udon....
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E10 - Chimps Ahoy / Ghost Host
Take a seat! This is our new back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, and ukulele tuner! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick try to save Sandy from getting fired and we watch the Flying Dutchman be a total mooch! Let’s chat about inventions, nose picking, and jump scares. Maybe we will also...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E9 - Krusty Towers / Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired
Welcome to Is Mayonnaise A Podcast Towers! We Shall Never Deny A guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request! As long as your request is listening to Omar and Josh talk about SpongeBob! Watch the Krusty Krab turn into a swanky hotel and Mrs. Puff get fired from her job. As usual we learn about some...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E8 - Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants
Quick! Press this button, We are running late to the next podcasting recording! Uh oh, I think we accidentally got fused together! While we figure out how to deal with this, check out this week's Podcast. We see Patrick get incredibly smart and lose all his friends and Squidward and SpongeBob get...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E7 - Enemy-in-Law / Mermaidman and Barnacleboy VI: The Motion Picture
Did you get your tickets for the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie? I heard they’re almost sold out! This week Plankton falls in love with Mama Krabs and SpongeBob tries to make the next big superhero movie! We discuss dating, Karen’s real identity, and movie remakes. We learn about being...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E6 - Dunces and Dragons
AREST THOU READY? This week is full of medieval mayhem and the only way Josh and Omar can deal with it is with their trusty Dungeons and Dragons friends! Join two IMAP veterans Dan Baker and Jose Martinez, and welcome Juliana Machlachlan to the podcast. We nerd out about DnD, speaking...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E5 - Sellout / Funny Pants
Another day another Nickel! This week We watch Mr. Krabs sell his pride and joy, the Krusty Krab and we see how Squidward deals with SpongeBob’s annoying laughter. We chat about chain restaurants, human resources, and quantum giggle theory! Most importantly we learn about the importance of…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E4 - Skill Crane / Good Neighbor
Do you have any extra quarters? I’m trying to get a stuffed panda. I spent 20 bucks on this machine and I think I'm close to winning it! This week we watch Squidward get addicted to a claw machine game and destroy some property and we see what it takes to be a “good neighbor”. We discuss arcade...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E3 - Have You Seen This Snail?
GARY! GARY! GARY! Do you know where Gary has gone? This week we see a bump in the road for Gary & SpongeBob’s relationship. Gary runs away and SpongeBob must find him. We see Gary’s life without SpongeBob, listen to the classic Gary Come Home, Mr. Krabs be inconsiderate (what else is new), and...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E2 - The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs Plankton
My baaaack….my baack, I slipped while you were reading this...so I’M SUING YOU. This week we watch SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward try to outsmart a junkyard worm and witness Plankton try to fake a back injury to take Mr. Krab’s to court. We discuss wet floor signs, go bags and lawyers. We…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E1 - Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man
OH NO IT’S A GIANT KRABBY PATTY BEHIND YOU! Oh wait..it's a tree. Sorry haven't gotten much sleep. This season we welcome back our special guest Dan Baker and watch The Krusty Krab spiral from lack of sleep. Also we see when ol’ “Iron Abs Krabs” does without his shell. We discuss diner culture,...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: The SpongeBob Movie
It’s time for the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2 and the first SpongeBob movie! We start this year off strong by breaking down a milestone in the SpongeBob universe. We watch SpongeBob and Patrick travel to Shell City and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton’s Plan Z. We discuss being a goofy...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E20 - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a lot (Naked Pants)
Watch out! There’s a couple of pranking ghosts on the loose so have your Spector Detector out and ready! On our season 3 finale, we watch the Tattletale Strangler try to get his hands on our favorite sponge. Also, SpongeBob and Patrick buy some “Invisible Spray” and cause a lot of shenanigans...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E19 - The Sponge Who Could Fly / The Lost Episode
You can’t trust those city folk and their flying machines! That’s why at this podcast we take a steam train everywhere! This week we see Patchy track down the famous “lost episode” and SpongeBob become a flying superhero! We discuss a treasure hunting appendage, flying machines, and weird scalp...
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Is Mayonnaise a Podcast?: Quick Update
Hello beautiful people! Quick update for this weeks episode! Josh is sick so were taking a break this week! We love you all and we will drop the next episode next week!
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E18 - Missing Identity / Plankton’s Army
Quick help me look in the dumpster! I’m looking for something! Anyways, this week we watch SpongeBob search for his name tag and Plankton “discovers” the secret Krabby Patty secret formula. We discuss nose hair, eating pet food, and hive mind powers! We learn about the best ways to remember…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E17 - Krabby Land / The Camping Episode
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! This week we watch SpongeBob torture himself at Krabby Land and Squidward get attacked by a Sea bear! We chat about Omar’s parents trying to leave in him a forest, Josh’s roller coaster tycoon habits, and…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E16 - Born Again Krabs / I Had an Accident
Quick get inside! I don’t want you to hurt your butt! This week we watch Mr. Krabs sell SpongeBob’s soul for some pocket change and Spongebob shatter his butt into pieces! We talk about the 7-mile spanking line, SpongeBob as our lord and savior, and of course the weird meta ending with a gorilla...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E15 - The Great Snail Race / Mid-life Crustacean
*SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP* Famous breakfast cereal mascots? Nope. Those are just our old bones, but don’t worry we’re still serving you up some hot, bran flavored podcast! This week we see what happens when Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob enter a snail race and how Mr. Krabs tries to feel young...
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E14 - SpongeBob B.C.
BANOOGA READY! This week Patchy shows us another SpongeBob Special. This episode we go back in time to hang out with Squog, Patar, and SpongeGar and their fight over fuifui (Fire). We see more godlike powers, get spooked with some intense choral music, and get a peek into the past of Bikini…
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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E13 - New Student Starfish / Clams
Hey Welcome Back! Oh, what do we do while you’re away? Oh...we just wait for you to get back! This week SpongeBob and Patrick cause some trouble at boating school and Mr. Krab’s makes his one millionth dollar! We discuss what we did to get detention, how to identify a dollar with your taint, and...