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It Can Always Be Worse

by Captain Calamari

One man and his constant reminders on how your life could suck a lot more! There's always something to laugh at as a result.

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Episodes

  1. Taliban & Robert E Lee

    In this episode we discuss US (and British) troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, Charlottesville removing the Confederate general's statue, and the Sarah Everard murder in London.

  2. Founding Fathers $17k Bar tab?!

    Our founding fathers partied like no other, the history of independence day, and more!

  3. Civillians (aka Civis) episode: Boyscouts and Blake Shelton

    The boyscouts ordered to pay $850 million to sexual abuse victims, Washington Football Team has to pay out 10 million and a lotttt more covered in this episode

  4. Nuke the moon?!

    A quick episode on wikipedias funny/weird military history, the other shoe dropping for me at work, and more military news.

  5. Navy Seals & French Military Fails

    This episode has everything you want: current military news, french military Fails throughout history, my own "it can always be worse" story and more.

  6. Cavalry beats Navy...?

    Yup you read that right. Funny military history at its finest. Also, generals on capital hill discuss And much more as usual!

  7. Nazi soldiers and American soldiers fighting together?!?

    Battle of Castle Itter, confederate statues, and my little lie that I confessed almost immediately.

  8. Old Virginia and Odd Military Encounters

    A death in Ft Leavenworth, an update on the ejection seat issue, a meteor that stopped two warring armies, etc.

  9. Civilians Welcome: Episode 1

    Rkellys S*x cult house goes for 1.78 million, china puts astronauts "permanently" on it's space station, and much more!

  10. Aussies vs. Emus... FIGHT!

    This episode is chalk full of funny military history, an update on the Mali Green Beret Murder, and some more of my tomfoolery.

  11. A Mali Murder?!

    In this episode we got tropical... But deadly?

  12. Someone stole our tent, Commander.

    In this episode we cover - wife's hugging senior officers from behind who aren't their husbands (by accident), IED in Afghanistan, Marine Vet's family and friends still pushing for his freedom, and much much more.

  13. Military Pay Raise?! Heck yeah.

    In this episode we cover: a baby petey update, military pay raises, the legendary navy rail gun program is DEAD.

  14. Don't say this to your superiors.

    In this episode we ONCE again chat about the latest and greatest updates to AF PT standards, what NOT to say to your superiors, a mysterious murder, and more.

  15. Space Force and Butt Shots

    In this exciting episode we discuss funny stories from 3 brothers in WW2, the S.C. basic training bus hijacker, and much more!

  16. Boot Camp & Russian Admirals

    This episode we'll dive into a Marine caught up in the capitol riots, first term airman course, funny boot camp stories and more!

  17. The Sleeping Soldier

    In this podcast we laugh at my attempt to lift heavy things, a sleeping soldier caught by an LT, military fitness standards (again), and much more!

  18. Sweep up the Sunshine

    In this episode we discuss: TCCOR, American Village, OTS, and more! Of course some funny stories are always included.

  19. Tribute to Leo

    In this episode we'll cover my Friday morale day at work, funny military stories, and a tribute to my friend who passed away.

  20. The Joys of In-processing

    In this episode we chat about: the nightmare that is in-processing (day 1), funny stories, budgeting, and Navy UFO's!

  21. The Frenchie Episode

    Talking about the quirky investment guy at work, the army sgt who's in the news, the superiority of the mouth swab vs the nasal swab covid test, and my status on quarantine.

  22. Ramen & Worleybirds

    In this episode we'll chat about: Covid vaccines, a funny basic training story, extremism training in the military, and the podcasts own Tik Tok page.

  23. Comic Book(s) Review!

    Harley Quinn (infinite frontier #1) "Welcome home , Batman Hush , Green Arrow "Citizens Arrest"

  24. 24 hour trip to Japan?!

    Free one way ticket to Japan? Sweet. This message brought to you by Military Air! Just a military guy talking about his trip to Okinawa. (The picture is me straight off the plane haha)

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

One man and his constant reminders on how your life could suck a lot more! There's always something to laugh at as a result.

HOSTED BY

Captain Calamari

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How many episodes does It Can Always Be Worse have?

It Can Always Be Worse currently has 25 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is It Can Always Be Worse about?

One man and his constant reminders on how your life could suck a lot more! There's always something to laugh at as a result.

How often does It Can Always Be Worse release new episodes?

It Can Always Be Worse has 25 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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It Can Always Be Worse is created and hosted by Captain Calamari.
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