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It Takes All Kinds
by It Takes All Kinds
It Takes All Kinds is an alternative news show where two lifelong friends (Carson Rohlf and Gavin McRaven) scrape the bottom of the barrel for the most pointless and unusual stories of the week to share with each other in order to make the other person laugh. Plus, segments, celebrity guests, the occasional taste test, & more! New episodes every Tuesday.Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of this show on YouTube in the links below!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ittakesallkindspodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ITAKPodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOiFvMWeu7DwKfyx8Hvc6Hg
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The SHOCKING Truth About Tesla’s New Flying Car - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #283
SHOCK AND TERROR! Bad news for safe drivers! Unfortunately there will be even more horrible drivers capable of doing even more dangerous things with their vehicles than ever before, thanks to Elon Musk's new Roadster! Plus a few last minute Halloween costume ideas, Katie Zacheria's swift exit as...
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Arrested For Shrexting A Senator - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #282
DONKEY! Apparently sending Shrek n*des to a Senator is illegal? News to me. Plus a major update on the Outback Steakhouse Doomsday Countdown, an AI-generated Rumpelstiltskin meme is freaking out the internet, a city council meeting opens with prayer to Lucifer, an animatronic Susan Dell impresses...
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Nepo Baby Ruins Fat Bear Week 2026 - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #281
WE WANT A RECOUNT! Fat Bear Week needs to be investigated after a nepo baby won the competition this year! Plus former Steelers coach showcases his Minecraft world he spent 12 years building, a huge update on the Noah's Ark discovery, Michael McDonald of The Doobie Brothers discovers his long…
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Racist Flat Earther Discovers Noah’s Ark - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #280
EUREKA! Who better than to claim they found Noah's Ark than a racist flat earther who promotes QAnon? Totally believable! Plus big updates on Zuck's Muse Charms and William Shatner's metal band, the boys try to understand what Oprah is going to do at the Sphere in 2027, and Trump is terrified of…
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Mitch McConnell's New Gig - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #279
BIG MITCH IS BACK! Mitch McConnell makes his triumphant return to Senate, but with a twist! Plus Ed Sheeran is nearly destitute after kicking Macklemore off of his tour, Trump's supervillain arc goes one step further, Shaq becomes an honorary fed, Kash Patel supports bestiality, IV med spas are…
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The Stooges Are In Big Trouble - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #278
NYUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT! The Three Stooges are in big trouble after their strange 9/11 post back fired on them. Plus foldable iPhones and more in Gavin's Tech-Know World, Zuckerberg's latest scheme, an elephant took a piss at the Republican mid-term event, the return of the Cameo leaderboard...
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Beware The Cat - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #277
BEWARE! In an unexpected turn of events, Mike Myers as The Cat in the Hat (2003) has been terrorizing people across the globe for the past few weeks - literally. Plus the first ever Cameo Leaderboard Update, The Burbank Butt Sniffer, Tiger Woods finally loses his license, Clips of the Week, and...
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Sign Your Life Away For GTA VI - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #276
USGTA! The US Army is allowing giving it's soldiers a 4-day pass to play GTA VI if they enlist for 2-6 more years! Totally normal! Plus an update on Mike Lindell's election insanity, Natalie Harp's love letter to Trump, some incredible Clips of the Week, and the boys share their recent celebrity...
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The Pillow Guy Cracks - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #275
NIGHT NIGHT! The "Pillow Guy" Mike Lindell tragically met his end in the Minnesota Republican Primary Election, but Mr. Pillow is not giving up! Plus Japan wants Trump to stop using their IP in memes, the Practical Magic 2 popcorn buckets have gone too far, Missouri lawmakers' propose AI rules...
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Matt Rife Crashes Out - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #274
MATT RIFE IS FED UP! Matt Rife was caught red handed for crashing out in his comment section after someone questioned how he treats his little Annabelle Doll. Plus a pilot was caught with 70,000 ecstasy pills, Trump wears a new wig, a rare book was returned after missing for 40 years, a man is...
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The Calvin Harris Haggis Made Me Gaggis - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #273
YUCK! We can now finally cover our laser light fingers and binkies in the delicious sheep stomach encased meat know as haggis - all thanks to the Scottish raver himself, Mr. Calvin Harris! Plus the oldest "yo mama" joke was discovered, Harrison Bader's big scooter problem, pepper-spraying drones…
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LarpTubers Have Gone Too Far - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #272
IT TAKES LARP KINDS! LARPing as reached a new low with young men pretending to be their favorite middle-aged YouTubers from the mid 2010s - but what you may not know is there's something much darker going on. Plus Trump settles the LeBron vs MJ debate, Elon Musk plans to re-create The Odyssey...
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Why Did William Shatner Join GWAR? - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #271
THE SHAT-MAN! 95 year old William Shatner has decided it's time to debut his new heavy metal band at Riot Fest this year for some reason - calling on GWAR for backup. Plus Pete Hegseth wants YOUR specimen, the Blue Angels near miss at the beach, Carson and Gavin's best new finds of 2026 (so far),...
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The Diarrhea Days Of Summer - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #270
HOLD IT IN! The boys are back in town and trying DESPERATELY to stay away from the diarrhea parasite! Plus Trump meet AI Teddy Roosevelt, Wes Anderson and Luke Wilson got trapped in an elevator, a Ford worker was fired for allegedly stealing a cookie, the Memphis Grizzlies drafted tater tot...
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What's The WORST State In America? - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #269
HAPPY 250 AMERICA! Crack em' if you got 'em (*pause*) because we're celebrating this July 4th the old fashioned way, with a United States tier list, a taste test of some brand new American snacks, a midwest check-in involving some wild clips of the week and a Nextdoor Drama read all about…
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The Mancave Maniac - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #268
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS! The mancave industry is BOOMIN down in Southern Florida, but there might be something more sinister going on that the boys uncover. Plus Google Earth releases a flight simulator, Kraft releases TSA friendly ranch, a St. Louis sinkhole catches on fire, Trump goes AFK, Carson and...
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Dirt Bikes & Dismay At The White House - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #267
THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO TOWN! In preparation for little Donald's big birthday bash, the Trump administration blows US tax dollars on dirt bikes to jump over the White House! Plus The First Podcast Bar in London, a 6-7 event at a Sky Zone in St. Louis ends in chaos, James Harden got arrested in...
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Trying The Worst Food Invention Of All Time - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #266
YOU GOT A BUCKET? It's the moment we've all been waiting for, Carson and Gavin finally try the limited edition Bush's baked beans summer flavors...and they're so much worse than we thought. Plus George Santos is under investigation for insider trading, Trump lays out his plans for the summer…
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RFK Jr’s Favorite Snack REVEALED - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #265
CHOW DOWN! RFK Jr has got to do something about his bad diet, but instead he insists on eating snakes with Dr. Oz! Plus Gavin and Carson's home town bans all AI data centers, the America 250th Concert Celebration falls apart hours after announcing the lineup, JD Vance decides he can't be booed…
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Don Jr. Misses His Daddy - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #264
POOR DONNIE! Unfortunately the wedding of the century was RUINED by Don Senior due to his love of America! Plus Minnesota bans Kalshi/Polymarket, Paul Schrader gets freaky with his AI girlfriend, a Nextdoor Drama read, a try not to laugh challenge, Carson saw The Mandalorian and Grogu, and the…
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We Tried The Jello Diet - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #263
CELEBRITIES SCAMMING CELEBRITIES? This week we learned all about Oprah's secret Jello, baking soda and vinegar diet that all of the new celebs are trying! (Or maybe just Paris Hilton's mom). Plus a HUGE update on the Trump Phone, Kyle Rittenhouse turned into Spider-Man we think, the boys dabbled…
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Aliens Exist! - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #262
WE WANT TO BELIEVE! The Pentagon released the first batch of declassified UFO files this week, and they're totally not pointless and trying to distract from any other files that haven't been fully released! Plus a MAJOR update in the Outback Steakhouse Doomsday countdown, the latest onboard the...
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Would You Buy Yerba Mate From Barron Trump? - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #261
DRINK IT UP! Big Barron is on the loose with his first business, a Yerba Mate brand, thanks to a small loan of $1 million from his father (allegedly). Plus lots of The Onion/Infowars news, RFK Jr has a major breathing problem that no one is talking about, the Chicago delivery robot releases an...
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Ranking The Best Japanese Convenience Store Foods - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #260
WE'RE BACK! This week the boys make their return to the pod and Carson makes his return from Japan bearing the gift of a taste test of a wide variety of convenience store snacks! Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the…
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Bryon Noem’s Barbie Nightmare - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #259
YIKES! This week we learned a LOT more about Kristi Noem's husband than anyone ever should. Plus Tiger Woods body cam footage released, baseball opening week goofs and gaffs, food delivery robots running rampant in Chicago, and the Barbie Dream Fest nightmare in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Enjoy!...
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Tiger Woods & Clavicular Share A Prison Cell - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #258
BAD WEEK FOR WHITE GUYS! Tiger Woods & Clavicular go to prison sounds like the title to Tyler Perry's next feature film, but unfortunately it is the topic of this week's episode. Plus the world rejoices as OpenAI shuts down Sora, Trump adds his name the the $1 bill, a MO Mom found fent in a…
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Rob Huebel Bankrupts Our Show - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #257
SURPRISE! This week Carson and Gavin are honored to be joined by legendary comedian and actor Rob Huebel! We dove into all things Rob including the premiere of "Grind" at SXSW, working with Larry David, his interest in ghosts/UFOs, sneaking into an airplane cockpit as a kid, and how much he...
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The Food Industry Is Collapsing - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #256
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY! The food industry is collapsing before our very eyes: 600lbs of dip is showing up on random doorsteps, the David protein bar is not what it says it is, Hooters at the Mall of America is closing, and Barq's is obsessed with the Soviet Union. Plus BIG Sp*rm Racing news, Carson...
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Is The Chalamet Ballet Drama Really That Serious? - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #255
HAPPY 5 YEARS! This week Carson and Gavin celebrate 5 YEARS of the podcast, and talk all about a brand new fart wearable, the Cheek Splitter 9000, an AI art ruling involving their home town, the Timothée Chalamet ballet drama, and more! Plus Carson went to Disneyland for the first time, and Gavin...
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The Spotify Urn - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #254
OHHHHH YES! We're all feeling dead inside this week because Liquid Death and Spotify released a $500 urn for some reason. Plus the official State of the Union tonsil stone count, the Detroit Pistons stadium horn going off for 12.5 straight minutes, body cam footage of Vince McMahon crashing his…
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Top 10 Scariest Frat Guy Moments - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #253
CELEBRATION OF LIFE! Frat expert G-Spot called in to give us his perspective on the creepy "celebration of life" hazing happening at the University of Iowa, and the meaning goes deeper than any of us expected. Plus more bone collecting news, a sad monkey named "Punch" going viral in Japan, a...
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Celebrities Love Collecting Bones - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #252
THE BONE ZONE! This week in bone collecting news, Zack Wheeler kept his rib in a closet - totally normal! Plus a serial pooper was finally caught in Wisconsin, an Olympic skier admits to cheating on live TV, an all-timer clip of the week, and a taste test of the brand new Coca-Cola Cherry Float....
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Penisgate - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #251
LET IT ALL HANG OUT! The Olympics are BACK and so is yet another scandal, this time involving something big you were least expecting. Plus Super Bowl predictions, Jaxon Hayes crashing out, and a massive online fashion hater gets gifted shoes from Ronnie Fieg as a warning. Want to stay up to date...
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Hollywood Is Cooked - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #250
LET EM COOK! Hollywood is OVER after Amazon puts out $40 million dollar Melania documentary to kiss a*s to a decrepit old fool. Plus HUGE doomsday news, sad Allen Iverson news, and some clips that will hopefully make you smile. Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on...
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The Beach That Makes You A Chud - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #249
OINK OINK! America's favorite barn animal Kyle Rittenhouse dished out some hefty slop this week by reminding folks what he loves doing most! Plus an English beach covered in French fries and onions makes waves, HUGE art news, a man accused of stealing over 100 human skulls, and what will the…
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Al Roker’s Dirty Little Secret - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #248
THE SECRETS OUT! Al Roker finally shares his dirty little secret of an unhinged mid-flight activity he partakes in. Plus Carson and Gavin took the nostalgia pill big time whilst reviewing their lives back in 2016, watched a disgraced presidential candidate hawk Milk on camera, a rather disturbing...
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Outback Steakhouse Doomsday Countdown - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #247
90 SECONDS TILL MIDNIGHT! Could this mark the end of Outback Steakhouse? Florida man sues the company after a toilet malfunction resulted in severe bodily injury. Plus HUGE JoJo Siwa news, ARC Raiders screams lead to an accidental rescue, the Drake Stake RICO case, Letterboxd getting into the...
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He Risked His Life For Disney - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #246
HAPPY NEW YEAR! This week Carson and Gavin celebrate the New Year by taking a look back at some of their favorite moments from 2025, and share their Top 5 Albums of the year! Plus a peek at what went down at Mar-a-Lago for New Years Eve, the Disney World Indiana Jones accident, and more! Want to...
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The Bass Pro Shops Christmas Miracle Baby - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #245
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we celebrate the birth of a miracle baby...at a Bass Pro Shop in Springfield, Missouri! Plus a secret leaked phone call between Donald and Mike Lindell emerges, the top 5 AI Christmas toys to buy this year, Color of the Year, a Nextdoor Drama…
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Our Crazy Vegas Trip - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #244
VIVA LAS VEGAS! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except for in this case because Carson, Gavin and special guest Sean told all about their wild weekend in Las Vegas! Plus we finally get the truth about the length of Frank Sinatra's "member," an update on Barron Trump's faith, and of course...
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Woah Mama You’re Going To Jail - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #243
WOAH MAMA! A Missouri Judge, located in our hometown, was fired for wearing an Elvis costume during court proceedings. Plus we unfortunately celebrated the first, and hopefully only, Trumpsgiving - featuring Don's meeting with Mamdani, the McDonald's Summit, "Quiet piggy!" and more! We're off…
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LeBron James Is SO Random XD - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #242
ROFL! This week the boys celebrate Gavin's birthday with some of his favorite stories of the week, including LeBron James being random on Twitter, a new bagpiper world record, Funk Pops, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, and a special appearance from Gavin's brother Sean! Plus the guys bid farewell to…
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RIP Ridiculousness - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #241
GOODBYE OLD FRIEND! We're not sure which one we'll miss less: Dick Cheney or Ridiculousness. Plus a woman who used fart selfies to harass partner's ex, a man shoots at friends over a chicken, a crazy cafe in Bangkok, an update on the sandwich throwing man in D.C., and a taste test of the brand…
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Paul Scheer Reveals His Most Traumatic Experience Ever - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #240
WOW! This week Carson and Gavin are honored to be joined by legendary comedian, podcaster, actor, New York Times Bestselling Author, and tiny backpack salesman, Paul Scheer! Paul did not hold back - for the first time ever (maybe?) he relived the most traumatic experience of his entire career:...
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Why Is This SO Scary? - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #239
BOO! This week General Palpatine, Axl Rose, Bob Dylan and Howard Stern have some SPOOOKY stories to share with you, such as, José Rodríguez blood curdling scream, Trump breaks George Santos out of prison, and Hooters' great return! Plus, what scared us most as kids that shouldn't have, a haunted...
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Kim Kardashian x George Bush Collab No One Asked For - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #238
YUCK! Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS brought to life a new type of underwear no one ever asked for or needed. Plus Cheryl Hines gets dunked on by The View hosts, Mitch McConnell fell again, Walmart teams up with ChatGPT, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our...
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Gavin Newsom Loves Minions & Fortnite - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #237
AWW! Gavin Newsom confesses his love of Minions while playing Fortnite on Twitch with ConnorEatsPants ! Plus Trump becomes a Mean Girl, two hawks were stolen from SoFi Stadium, arsonist gets caught by ChatGPT, what is a Saturn Burger, and more! Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a...
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The Government Replaced Us With Hawk Tuah - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #236
NOT AGAIN! Hawk Tuah steal's the show on Chad Powers, a smart ring nearly blows a man's finger off, and Ted Cruz said what???? Plus the first ever Carson's Cinema Coroner just in time for the spooky season, and the return of everyone's favorite segment Nextdoor Drama! Want to stay up to date with...
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Man Arrested For Farting In Class - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #235
YUCK! A fully grown man was arrested for causing $55K in damage at South Carolina school for excessive fart spray use, Trump looses his mind talking about Tylenol, HUGE Star Wars news, new iPhones, and Carson and Gavin get raptured, all on this week's episode! Enjoy! Want to stay up to date with...
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Elton John: Bone Collector - It Takes All Kinds Podcast #234
OUCH! Elton John is back in the news again for doing something insane: collecting bones (not clickbait). Plus a new update in the ongoing Kawhi Leonard saga, Benson Boone’s camera man caught peeing on store merchandise, Mike Tyson punches Mr Beast, the stone skimming scandal that shook Scotland,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
It Takes All Kinds is an alternative news show where two lifelong friends (Carson Rohlf and Gavin McRaven) scrape the bottom of the barrel for the most pointless and unusual stories of the week to share with each other in order to make the other person laugh. Plus, segments, celebrity guests, the occasional taste test, & more! New episodes every Tuesday.Want to stay up to date with the podcast? Give us a follow on our social media platforms, and check out the video version of this show on YouTube in the links below!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ittakesallkindspodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ITAKPodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOiFvMWeu7DwKfyx8Hvc6Hg
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