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It's Like They Are Married

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This podcast is brought to you by Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No clue! Where will they go? It's Like They Are Married is the worst podcast in the world - don't listen to it!

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Episodes

  1. I'm More Annoying Than Trump!

    Paul and Steve are back with the illusive "Hat and Shorts Man" lurking in the shadows. Things are getting a little bit controversial! Even for us! "It's Like They're Married" - the worst podcast in the world - don't listen to it!

  2. Does Steve Believe?

    The world's worst podcast is back with another load of rubbish for you to waste time listening to. * Our listeners have sent in some unexplained stories of the supernatural kind and Steve's job is to rationalise them. How will he do it? Only one way to find out, and that is to listen. But don't...

  3. The Late Show

    It really is late - sorry. Blame COVID-19, our mutual friend! Steve and Paul chat more sh... sorry - trash and even drag SFX Makeup Artist Steve Loczy into our shenanigans! Go and find Steve at faithlessandflawless.co.uk and on Instagram.com/faithlessandflawless. Go see our new entertainment page...

  4. The Do Over

    Steve and Paul are back with a little help from the mysterious Hat and Shorts Man, but they still have no idea where they are going. But this week feels a little familiar! Also we have a new number for you to text us your questions for us or Hat and Shorts Man and to suggest a guest for a future...

  5. Pandemics and Pandemonium!

    Holy sh*tballs they are back. Steve has served his sentence and Paul has been allowed back in the country so have come together once again to put the world to rights, in the podcast that bit**es! Armed with a bottle of Jack and questions from the mysterious Hat and Shorts Man, Paul and Steve are...

  6. I Was Called Mini Mars Bar!

    We are back with more trash talk. But why are you here? Is it because you want to hear us chew the fat about President Chump, or about who was nicknamed Mini Mars Bar - and why - or for another question from the ever-mysterious Hat and Shorts Man? Well sit tight for the fastest ride of your life...

  7. Hold My Rod And You Can Be A Superhero!

    More trash talk from the team that brought last week's trash talk!

  8. Never Put Garlic In Your Va......let's not go there!

    Paul and Steve are back with another exiting podcast (not what I'd call it - Ed). It's gets a little crude, misogynistic and non-PC so this could be the very last one! Send your comments and suggestions to: Twitter - @marriedpodcast Facebook - aretheymarried e-mail - [email protected]

  9. GOT LOVE?

    We made it back out of the rabbit hole but we seem to have lost Hat and Shorts Man along the way........he'll be back. This week we discuss more random sh!t and our audience tries to convince Paul as to why he should watch Game of Thrones. Will they succeed? All this and more on "It's Like They…

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  10. Down The Rabbit Hole We Go! (This may be the last ever episode)

    ***WARNING: THIS PODCAST COVERS TOPICS OF A SENSITIVE NATURE. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*** Paul and Steve are back with the help of the ever-mysterious Hat and Shorts Man. HSM takes us down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theory and oh boy, where do we end up? Please note that the subject...

  11. Boobies and Meat Pie?

    The boys are back in town (actually out of town) and they have dragged local comic book artist and filmmaker Will Axtell with them, which can mean only one thing! More talking rubbish, more insults and more entertainment spoilers. (I know, that's three!) ***DO NOT EAT BREAKFAST WHILST LISTENING…

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  12. Ball Bustin' Bi*ch and The Optimistic Time Traveler!

    Steve and Paul are back but do they know what day it is? In fact do they know anything? With more rabbit than Sainsbury's these boys can talk - but who on this flat Earth knows what they are talking about? Hat and Shorts Man is back too with even more controversial questions. Who is he? Who does…

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  13. What We Hate About Each-other

    We chew the fat again and we cover a lot of subjects in one sitting. Oh and Steve is now an old man! Be a guest or send in your questions to: e-mail: [email protected] twitter: @marriedpodcast facebook: @aretheymarried

  14. Done, done. Done!

    Steve, Paul and the mysterious Hat and Shorts man are back with more nonsense and philosophical questions for your listening pleasure (or pain you decide). Today we talk flotation tanks, Gala Bingo Aylesbury, Morality and Jussie Smollett! Look out for your question at the end of the podcast....

  15. Racism, Time Travel and Flatulent Ex Girlfriends!

    Our special guest today is Philip Lee of Krytan Photography. We drag him into our nonsense and get a little serious.....just a little! And of course we have more random questions from the mysterious Hat and Shorts Man. And we're sorry to say - Star Trek Discovery Spoilers too! (Well done Steve!)...

  16. Questions, Pride and Megadrives

    Who is the mysterious "Hat and Shorts Man" who keeps sending us questions? What is that awful noise? What makes us proud? There's only one way to find out......just listen! (Or just ask Steve as he gives the game away anyway!) Get involved. Contact us: e-mail: [email protected] twitter:...

  17. Don't Eat Yellows. No?

    This podcast is brought to you by Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No idea! Where will they go? 'It's Like They Are Married' - it's the podcast that bit**es!

  18. Music, Butt Cheeks and Pubs

    This podcast is brought to you by Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No idea! Where will they go? 'It's Like They Are Married' - it's the podcast that bit**es!

  19. Harry Potter, Sidekicks and Penguins......oh and a bit of Jesus!

    This podcast is brought to you by Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No idea! Where will they go? 'It's Like They Are Married' - it's the podcast that bit**es!

  20. Films, Fascism and (Trans)Formers

    This podcast is brought to you by Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No idea! Where will they go?

  21. Ex-girlfriends, bombs and offensive language

    The boys are back and talking more ****! If you want to suggest talking points, would to appear as a guest or even sponsor us please e-mail [email protected]. For Steve search Emotopix For Paul search PaulAdamsPhotos

  22. 'I DO like German sausage' AKA 'I'm going off my chocolate nipples!'

    We made it to episode 2! Movies, dreams, toilet habits, and German sausage. All in a day's work for Paul and Steve. If you want to suggest talking points, would to appear as a guest or even sponsor us please e-mail [email protected]. For Steve search Emotopix For Paul search PaulAdamsPhotos

  23. Technology, religion and where we came from

    Welcome to the first ever "It's Like They Are Married" podcast with Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No idea! This week we chew the fat about technology, religion and where we came from.

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This podcast is brought to you by Paul and Steve. No scripts. No plans. No clue! Where will they go? It's Like They Are Married is the worst podcast in the world - don't listen to it!

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