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It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You!

by Johnny Monaco

Johnny Monaco is a singer, songwriter, guitar player, necromancer & part-time SOCIALITE from Chicago, IL.

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Episodes

  1. Episode #12 - Paper Tiger

    Tantric, L.A. Guns, Ratt, Alcatrazz, The Socialites, Xanax, She Said She Found Her Soulmate, Jardin Du Luxembourg, Sean Lennon & Charlotte Kemp Muhl, Yamaha Thailand, Tony Lewis, Private events, Humbolt Park Lagoon Celebrity Alligator, Donnie Vie Beautiful Things, Countyline Tavern, Quarantine...

  2. Episode #11 - Starbucks Jesus

    Virtue Signaling, pinning for attention & sympathy, Donnie Vie is Charles Manson, Enuff Z’nuff & touring, talking about dicks, “i’m writing a book”, cover bands should be better, it’s all your fault & you’re not as good as you think you are, “I’m gonna do...”, ideas are nothing, Starbucks Jesus,...

  3. Episode #10 - SUMMER Of LIES

    "Johnny Monaco is a LOSER!” – Chip Z’nuff – Raging Bull – Z'UMP – L.A. Guns @ ARCADA – DONNIE VIE is Crazy – Overrated vs Unknown – SongDivison Chicago – The Socialites – Maytag – LAS VEGAS/ The Limit Mandalay Bay – The Car Wash took my $2.25 – “I highly recommended it” – Wrigley’s Extra Time To...

  4. Episode #9 - Always Consider The Source

    Always consider the source, people tell you what you want to hear, AIRPORT, booger eating flicker, i’m thinking of moving to Las Vegas, Planet Hollywood, i got kicked out of the World’s Largest Souvenir Store, I got a haircut, Enuff Z’Nuff at Vamp’d, Scot Coogan’s house, COBRA ZEBRA & Brendan...

  5. Episode #8 - 6 Months Ago

    Why I Quit Enuff Z’nuff – I Had A Girlfriend – AXES & ANCHORS – I Married a SHARK! – Underground Space Stations – I Bought a Les Paul – Johnny Monaco & The Socialites – 27 Shows in July! – Hot Rollers – Chip Came Over – Why I Cut Everyone Off – My BDAY – I Bought a Few Guitars – Voicemail Box =...

  6. Episode #7 - Hello Jesus It's Me

    Hello Jesus, Thanksgiving is over, “Table For Two”, Indians & caves drawings, We all came from the stars, LITERALLY, It’s like a magic act, 1500 years, The Most Dangerous Mind Set Ever, Chip’s Thanksgiving texts, “Enjoy The Fruits of Your Dinner”, I must be secretly hated, “You’re negative”, Text...

  7. Episode #6 - You're All Equally Good

    The Windy City, I Have No Friends, Facebook Crazy, National Cat Day, The GYM, Amazing & Killing it, nobody wants to hurt a cat, blessed & lucky, Chip’s VM & Cheers, You’re All Equally Good, Timber isn’t Tinder, FARGO, The Purge II kinda sucked, my relationship with Starbucks, talking loudly in...

  8. Episode #5 - SEPTEMBER

    Fall is Romantic, SongDivision, Chatanooga & BOSTON, Home Depot, Yngwie licks & TV, Genuine Music, Demon Eye, Hairbanger’s Ball, Blood Moon, Ties, I Injured My Penis, Wrigleyville, Cheap Kiss Records, EZN Shows, Pittsburgh, Mickey Finn’s, Brian Grano, Captain Coopersmith, Columbus Day, Starbucks…

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  9. Episode #4 - FARM ROCK 2015

    My three days at FARM ROCK CHICAGO 2015! (Does this Les Paul make me look fat?) Kids have iPhones & Nuno Bettencourt doesn't like me. 'Hello ROCKLAHOMA!' music: On Our Way - Johnny Monaco, Head In The Clouds - Johnny Monaco

  10. Episode #3 - Las Vegas (Pt. 2)

    It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! Networking & Restaurants – Locals – I Like Going To Pools – She’s a Hooker and That’s No Pimp – The Pool At Caesars Palace – I Locked Myself Out of The Room In My Underwear – Ryan Johnson Took Me To Lunch – The Cheap Trick Show at The Joint – My Date with Phil...

  11. Episode #2 - Las Vegas (Pt. 1)

    It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! Las Vegas (Pt. 1) Palace Station – I Think I Can Live in a Hotel – Any Jag Off Can Drive A Car – The Nightlife Baby – Moving to Las Vegas? – Mandalay Bay – Hard Rock Café – “Welcome to Earth” – Talking Loud on the Phone – A Truck & a SHARK – The Oyster Bar – The...

  12. Episode #1 - The Very First One

    It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! Episode #1 – The Very First One Why a Podcast? – Arizona – Toilet Paper Is Important – Cat House Live – Sleeping At A Girl’s House – My Date With Troy – Welcome To Las Vegas – FOX Car Rental Stinks! Music: Talk To You Whenever – Johnny Monaco

About this show

Johnny Monaco is a singer, songwriter, guitar player, necromancer & part-time SOCIALITE from Chicago, IL.

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! have?

It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! has 12 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on March 30, 2020.

What is It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! about?

Johnny Monaco is a singer, songwriter, guitar player, necromancer & part-time SOCIALITE from Chicago, IL.

How often does It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! release new episodes?

It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! publishes irregularly, based on its 12 episodes since September 2015.

Who hosts It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You!?

It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! is created and hosted by Johnny Monaco.
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