Episodes
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Last Tango in Paris
We tried our best with this one; I hope you enjoy it. In this episode, we watched the 1972 film Last Tango in Paris.
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The Postman Always Rings Twice
We tried to interview a postman for this episode, but they asked us to stop following them on their routes. In this episode, we watched the 1981 film The Postman Always Rings Twice.
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Marona's Fantastic Tale
I saw a ghost dog one time, so I can really relate to this movie. In this episode, we watched the 2019 film Marona's Fantastic Tale.
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Film Rankings and New Films
Get ready for a season of tears, chicken, institutional dictatorships, and a lot of steam on windows. On this episode, we rank our films from last season and pick our new six for this season.
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Eyes Wide Shut
Tried to create a parody film called Ears Narrow Open in the 5th grade, but I couldn't get past the planning stages. In this episode, we watched the 1999 film Eyes Wide Shut.
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Barbie & the Diamond Castle
thought the Diamond Castle was like one of those 70's shower club places. In this episode, we watched the 2008 film Barbie & the Diamond Castle. Also, if you hear a lot of bonking sounds in the background, there was a wild duck with a stick in its mouth walking around the studio, hitting things.
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Spartacus
I tried to do the "I Spartacus" thing at a coffee shop, and they all just stared at me. On this episode, we watched the 1960 film, Spartacus.
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Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper
I finally found an editing software that works; hopefully, it makes this movie sound better than it is. In this episode, we watched the film Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper.
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Barry Lyndon
We watched a three-hour movie about an asshole. Now listen to a one-and-a-half-hour podcast with two assholes. We watched the 1975 film, Barry Lyndon.
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Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses
I thought this was about 12 Dancing Dish Brushes. We begin this season watching the 2006 film Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses.
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Preview Season 7 and Rankings
Instead of movies, we ranked flavors of Spam. In this episode, we ranked the movies from season 6 and previewed season 7.
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French Connection II
Out of respect for the movie, we did not say the word "the" during this episode. In this episode, we watched the 1975 film French Connection II.
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (Part 2)
There will be a 15-minute po'boy break. In this episode, we watched the 2009 film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Also, sorry we had to split this into two parts; there were problems with the editing software.
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (Part 1)
There will be a 15-minute po'boy break. In this episode, we watched the 2009 film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Also, sorry we had to split this into two parts; there were problems with the editing software.
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The Two Jakes
We tried to find two guys named Jake, but we ran out of time. In this episode, we watched the 1990 film The Two Jakes.
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Drive My Car
It's not a Beatles movie yet. In this episode, we watched the 2021 film Drive My Car. Side note: You may experience some audio glitches. We apologize for the issue with our audio equipment.
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High and Low
Were we high during the recording of this episode? No, but we were extremely low. For this episode, we watched the 1963 film High and Low.
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Rankings and New Films
It's finally over. Now I can burn down the Magic Castle. For this episode, we rank the movies for the season and tell everyone the new ones for next season.
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The Man Who Wasn't There
TJ and I are the men who stand in the corner and eat all the chips. We watched the 2001 film The Man Who Wasn't There in this episode.
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Inside Llewyn Davis
Yes, it's been two months since our last episode, but it wasn't our fault. TJ got kidnapped by government agents, and I had to rescue him. I bet you feel foolish now.
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The Dirt Bike Kid
As a kid, I was afraid to jump off a six-inch ramp with my bike. In this episode, we watched the 1985 film The Dirt Bike Kid.
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The Hudsucker Proxy
I always thought that this movie was about lollipops. This week, we watched the 1994 film The Hudsucker Proxy.
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A Night at the Magic Castle
Yeah, this one is not good. We watched the 1988 film A Night at the Magic Castle.
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Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller
I forgot to post the episode last week because of the Super Bowl. I had too many orange drinks and was stuck in the bathroom for the whole game. In this episode, we watched the 1988 film Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller.
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Rankings and New Films Minisode
Get ready to hear our opinions and our recipe for onion dip. In this episode, we rank the films of our current season and reveal our new films for the next season.
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Profound Desires of the Gods
Consider this our late-election special. This week, we watched the 1968 film Profound Desires of the Gods.
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Pigs and Battleships
In this episode, we tried to get a pig on a battleship, but the Navy stopped us. Instead, we watched the 1961 film Pigs and Battleships.
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Children of a Lesser God
For this one, you don't have to wait two months. We watched the 1986 film Children of a Lesser God in this episode.
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Bob Roberts (Part 2)
This one took longer than usual, but I don't think you should blame me for this. Blame the military-industrial complex. In this episode, we watched the 1992 film, Bob Roberts.
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Bob Roberts (Part 1)
This one took longer than usual, but I don't think you should blame me for this. Blame the military-industrial complex. In this episode, we watched the 1992 film, Bob Roberts.
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Vengeance is Mine
I think TJ and I could be great magicians. In this episode, we watched the 1979 film Vengeance is Mine.
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The Caine Mutiny
More people should be named Meatball. In this episode, we watched the 1954 film The Caine Mutiny.
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Ranking Films and New Season Picks
We're trying to decide whether or not to turn this into a Bosom Buddies podcast. While we're deciding here are our rankings for season 4 and the new films for season 5.
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Ten
No, not the Pearl Jam one. In this episode, we watch the 1979 film Ten.
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Altered States
You're never too old for an egg hunt! In this episode, we watched the 1980 film Altered States.
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Targets
Super Bowl... more like Pooper Bowl! This week we watched the 1968 film Targets.
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Farewell, My Lovely
I know it's been a while but I had to make sandwiches. On this episode, we watched the 1975 film Farewell, My Lovely.
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Grave of the Fireflies
They burn so bright but burn out so quickly. In this episode, we watched the 1988 film Graves of the Fireflies.
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Phantom of the Paradise
Birds are scary. In this episode, we watch the 1974 film Phantom of the Paradise.
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Rankings and Season 5 Picks
Does anyone know where I can get a Fido Dido tattoo? In this episode, we rank the movies from our previous season and announce the new one for Season 5.
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The Emperor Waltz
I thought this was a break dance movie. This week, we watched the 1948 film The Emperor Waltz.
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Your Name.
Podcasting exploding in the distance/Temporary movies soar/Podcasting emulating heaven/'Til there are no stars anymore/Podcasting aiming straight at heaven/Temporary movies soar/'Til there are no stars shining up in heaven/'Til there are no stars anymore. I've been listening to The Tragically Hip...
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Ghost in the Shell
I know we're late with this episode, but there is a good reason why. TJ forgot to bring the mints. In this episode, we watched the 1995 film Ghost in the Shell.
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Paprika
Put your hand inside the puppet head, it's a new episode of It's Still New to Us, Dammit! In this episode, we watched the 2006 film Paprika.
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The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes
We're talking about dicks in this episode and by dicks I mean the slang word for detectives. This week we discuss the 1970 film The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes.
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The Seven Year Itch
If you think that this is about herpes then you're right. Okay, not really but it does have something to do with sex. In this episode, we watched the 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.
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Ranking and New Films
We ranked the films for season 3 and announced the films for season 4. I would've thought of something more clever to say but I was busy watching My Name is Earl, so this is the best you're gonna get.
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Moonlight
Happy Mother's Day! This episode does not have anything to do with Mother's Day but I was editing it when my mother was watching 80 for Brady on Mother's Day so it counts. In this episode, we watch the 2016 film Moonlight.
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The Elephant Man
In this episode, we watch the 1980 film The Elephant Man, we thought it was about a man made of elephant ears.
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United Passion
I am writing this quickly because the wrestling show I ordered is starting soon. This week's episode is about the 2014 film United Passion. We're sorry we made you watch it.