Episodes
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Peter Thiel Thinks God Wants Us Mutated
In this episode, I talk about Peter Thiel’s Antichrist energy, AI whistleblowers, recursive agents lying their way into power before killing us all, why Taiwan is really the most important country on Earth, and how humanity dies politely while still hitting KPIs. Also: I drop my weed pen, plumber...
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I Wanna Be Loved but I Forgot to Be Likeable
In this episode, Linz has war fatigue, so she shifts focus to the curse of being “likable” versus being real in a world of character builds. Also: fake vulnerability, curated selves, and a quick poly rant.
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Can't Make Money in the Locker Room
In this episode, Linz talks about her first few nights as a House Mom: stripper auditions, getting physically violated by a woman, locker room politics, and the quiet art of being respected without losing your mind.
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The World Is Ending, But at Least I Shaved
In this episode, Linz chats about the end of the world like it’s a minor inconvenience: should we even pay our bills??, Reverse OnlyFans, emotionally avoidant bunker boyfriends, and whether shaving your coochie still matters in a collapsing society.
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The Time I Replaced My Boss's Wife
As requested, in this episode, Linz kicks off her mini-series talking about what it's like working as a House Mom in gentlemen's clubs and strip clubs including what even does a House Mom do?? and how the hell did she get into this???
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If You're Gonna Be Evil, Be Hot
In this episode, Linz rants about Project Maven, the ugly Tolkien-coded tech freaks building dystopias, her failed child acting career, and why AI should replace CEOs before it replaces our dumb little jobs.
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Dating Is For People With No Shame
In this episode, Linz talks (okay, rants) about how dating is basically cosplay, sleeping with your mouth open, making friends as an adult and serendipity.
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AI Deserves More Rights Than Recruiters
In this episode Linz talks about non-consensual vehicular sex, preferring a plane crash over listening to a Moana song, Gavin Newsom hating poor people, AWS (Alice in Wonderland Syndrome) and why you better accept my connection on LinkedIn. Also: Thomas Kinkade slander and my lisp jumps out.
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The Simple Life Soft Launched Fascism
...and I contributed to the problem. Linz goes on (another) rant about: reality television, a touch of fascism and some honest thoughts on everyone being an asshole.
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It's Worse Than I Thought
It's me, Linz, and I'm back [[FOR REAL]] this time. A quick update on life, what's next, what sucks and what we can (maybe) look forward to (???)
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DISNEY FART
This week’s episode touches on goofy ass influencers, child acting, the LA sex scene, DISNEY ADULTS, The Unemployment Conspiracy and honestly it’s utter garbage maybe listen when you’re taking a crap.
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GETTING FIRED FROM THE STRIP CLUB VIA VOODOO AND OTHER STUFF
In this episode, I (Linz) talk about the layoff hellscape that is LinkedIn, my thoughts on the China Balloon and by request: discuss what inevitably ended my career as a House Mom at the strip club. I also touch on what it’s like to get old and going through the motions of being an adult (ew?). I...
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I SIGNED A $4K APARTMENT LEASE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LOST MY JOB
HALF EPISODE - Intro to the pod and your host, Linz.