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I've Only Been Wrong Twice
by Danny Palmer & Elizabeth Martin
A weekly advice podcast from Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. Every Tuesday we choose a few real questions from our listeners, we give them fake names, and we answer their questions as best we can. You can email us your questions at [email protected].
Episodes
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Episode 62: Dramatic Groundhog
In this episode Elizabeth almost dies, and we talk about finding a safe place to masturbate, sexy texting before you meet someone, and dealing with partner who doesn’t want to do anything. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our...
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Episode 61: Avatar Bond - Part 2 (with Joshua Dean)
Part 2 of our special episode with Joshua Dean! We talk about Elizabeth having basic tattoos, dealing with an older bully, and when someone wants to get an expensive gift for your significant other. We heart you Las Vegas. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at...
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Episode 60: Avatar Bond - Part 1 (with Joshua Dean)
Joshua Dean joins us on the podcast, for a special 2-part episode! We talk about dating on Instagram, being attracted to the wrong people, and judging someone on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website...
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Episode 59: Ripe
Danny is somehow still hungover. On this episode we talk about texting your ex, getting out of a wedding speech, and liking the smell of your own farts. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 58: Lightning Round
It’s Elizabeth’s birthday! To celebrate, we’re doing a lightning round with as many questions as we can fit in one episode. We talk about how much to spend on a first date, where to move after college, getting revenge on your siblings, and a whole lot more. You can write us a question for us to...
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Episode 57: Log in Queue (with Nai Zhao)
Stylist and designer Nai Zhao joins us on the show this week, where we talking about going gray/bald, stinky sex, and finding a missing condom. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 56: Dearest Dwelling
On this episode we talk about your partner hating condoms, forbidden haircuts, and sweater weather. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 55: Mystery Dishwasher
On this episode we talk about living with messy roommates, a cheating fiance, and how to figure out if you’re poly or not. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 54: Fake Facebook (with Patrick Green)
Actor Patrick Green joins us for this episode! We talk about bad partner choices, religious parents, and losing a neighbor’s pet. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 53: Accidental Virgin
On this episode we talk about popular and unpopular friends, keeping things from past relationships, and turn offs. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 52: Silicon Valley
On this episode we talk about dating a friend of a friend, when a one night stand gets clingy, and being bad on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 51: Cow, Milk, Something
On this episode we talk about waiting for marriage to have sex, getting “benched” when dating, and hooking up at weddings. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 50: Smash and Dash (Live in Portland!)
Our 50th episode, recorded live in Portland, Oregon! On this episode we talk about giving your partner a sexy gift, uncomfortable oral sex, and dating above your league. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website...
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Episode 49: Penis Blushing (with No Filter Improv)
No Filter Improv joins us this week to talk about having sex with your hookup’s brother, dating without being funny, and your partner’s body hair. You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice. Get more information and...
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Episode 48: Friend Zone
On this episode Elizabeth kills rabbits. We also talk about being left out of a threesome, living with slobs, and traveling for a hookup. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 47: Canned Wine
On this episode we talk about being hot vs. being smart, how to get out of running a marathon, and peeing in someone else’s bed. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 46: Van
On this episode we talk about getting over a hangover, dealing with a snooping partner, and getting laid off from your job. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 45: Hamster
On this episode we talk about killing a friend’s pet, dating your yoga instructor, and never having a relationship. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 44: Nude Beaches
On this episode Danny can’t ride a bike, and we talk about your crush having sex with your friends, partying with parents, and long distance sex. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 43: Sex Tape Safe Zone
This episode Elizabeth tries to convince Danny that aliens exist, and we also talk about making a sex tape, being new on Tinder, and dating someone who is poly. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website...
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Episode 42: Butt Weed
This episode we talk about having a sex dream about someone you don’t like, getting out of a musical, and wearing a sexy bathing suit. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 41: Horse
On this episode we talk about when someone from your past drunk dials you, moving from the country to the city, and dating someone who owns a horse. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 40: Dolphin Laugh
On this episode we talk about dealing with strict parents, having friends who are hotter than you, and being a nervous farter. Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, the Dannyprose Podcast, hosted by Danny Palmer and featuring Scott Palmer. You...
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Episode 39: Proud & Disgusted
On this episode we introduce to our company and podcast network Proud & Disgusted, as well as some of the new podcasts we have coming to you. We also talk about dishes etiquette when having dinner at your partner’s parent’s house, and breaking up over the phone vs. in person. Be sure to stay…
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Episode 38: 20 Questions
In this episode we talk about dealing with homophobic in-laws, dating someone out of your league, and trying rough sex for the first time. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 37: Tax Day
This week, Danny takes over. We talk about morning sex, going on a trip with someone you don’t like, and not being invited to a wedding. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at [email protected], or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
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Episode 36: Strong Sister
In this episode we talk about waxing, stealing a jerk’s girlfriend, and when your younger sister is stronger than you.
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Episode 35: Sports
This week we talk about dating someone who is messy, telling a crush that you like them, and being good at house parties.
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Episode 34: Limericks (with Luke Leasure)
Photographer Luke Leasure joins us on the podcast! This week we talk about marrying your high school crush, dating a stripper, and saying no to an affair. Get more of Luke, and his wife Mallory, at lukeandmallory.com.
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Episode 33: Ireland
It’s Danny’s birthday! In this episode we talk about what is cheating and what isn’t, hitting on people on Instagram, and getting clingy too soon.
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Episode 32: Manwhore
This week we talk about getting too drunk on a first date, what to do when your friend cheats, and your partner walking in on you masturbating. We have a new website and a new contest! If you go over to the brand new iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com and join the mailing list, you’ll be entered to win…
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Episode 31: Ménage à Trois
This week we talk about buying a house, having a threesome with your friends, and having the hots for your cousin.
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Episode 30: Whale Penis
Our 30th episode! This week we talk about roughhousing with a significant other, dating when you aren’t funny, and masturbating when you have roommates.
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Episode 29: Siblings (with Elizabeth’s brother Matt)
Elizabeth’s brother Matt is on the podcast! In this episode the two of them argue about Easter egg hunting and time zones, we talk about childhood stories, and we give some advice on filming sex and meeting your partner's parents.
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Episode 28: Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day! In this episode we talk about Danny’s sleepwalking and discuss polyamory, sharing your nudes, and losing your butt plug.
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Episode 27: Sleepover (Part 2)
Part 2 of our super special sleepover! In this episode we get scared out of our minds from a special guest, and talk about getting a number from someone you don’t like, being better at sexting, and dealing with an ex’s nudes.
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Episode 26: Sleepover (Part 1)
Grab your pajamas and Oreos and join us for a sleepover! In this episode we play Never Have I Ever and talk about asking for oral sex, finding the person you made out with at a party, and what to do for your first Valentine’s Day.
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Episode 25: Avocado
In this episode we talk about your boyfriend having the hots for your sister, being asexual, and dating someone who may be a little dumb.
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Episode 24: Phone Calls (with Chris Franklin)
Chris Franklin (of LostNPortland) is back on the show! In this episode we talk about saying “I love you” too soon, asking a friend to practice sex, and how much hooking up is too much hooking up.
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Episode 23: Coy Vagina
We’re back in 2017! In this episode Elizabeth talks about UFOs, and we talk about being bad at friends with benefits, healthy flirting, and selling stuff online.
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A Week Off
We’re taking a week off so Elizabeth can sleep and Danny can sober up. Take a look in our feed for our Best of 2016 episode, or even better, go back and find an episode you haven’t listened to before. We have a ton coming up for you all in 2017, and we think you’re going to love it. See you next...
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Episode 22: Best of 2016
Let’s end the dumpster fire that was 2016 on a better note: the best of I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice from 2016. For this episode each of us picked some our favorite questions that we got this year from our listeners. Enjoy! Questions from: #1: Episode 7: Church Trip #2: Episode 4: Choo Choo #3:...
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Episode 21: Dawson’s Creek
In this episode Danny’s pants won’t stay on, and we talk about dating someone with a hearing aid, using remote vibrators, and scheduling a threesome.
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Episode 20: Suck Up
On our 20th episode we talk about someone rejecting your nude pics, when everyone hates you at work, and how to tell if you’re a good kisser.
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Episode 19: Catholic (with Marco Melendez)
Friend of the show Marco Melendez joins us to talk about learning to date casually, getting a VERY sudden live-in girlfriend, and going 2 years without having sex.
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Episode 18: Grammar
In this episode we try new dating apps and talk about masturbating while thinking of an ex, dating co-workers, and when your employees ignore you.
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Episode 17: Gwen
In this episode Danny’s cat Gwendolyn terrorizes Elizabeth, we figure out new sex positions, and we talk about going from super rich to super broke while in college.
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Episode 16: Detox
In this episode Danny gets sexually harassed, Siri talks back to us, and we talk about if someone has feelings for you or not.
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Episode 15: Election (Live in Portland!)
A special election episode, recorded live in Portland! In this episode we talk about having sex with someone wearing Trump underwear, dealing with a racist grandma, and masturbating in public.
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Episode 14: Handshake Sex
In this episode Elizabeth returns from Europe, and we talk about dating a Trump supporter, dating multiple people at the same time, and what to do when you’re still a virgin at 30. Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You can reserve your FREE…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A weekly advice podcast from Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. Every Tuesday we choose a few real questions from our listeners, we give them fake names, and we answer their questions as best we can.
You can email us your questions at [email protected].
HOSTED BY
Danny Palmer & Elizabeth Martin
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A weekly advice podcast from Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. Every Tuesday we choose a few real questions from our listeners, we give them fake names, and we answer their questions as best we can. You can email us your questions at [email protected].
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