JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Back in June, Harry Moulding gave us a wax sealed glass bottle containing his prediction for the World Cup 2026 winner. It's been sitting untouched in the studio ever since... and it’s finally time to smash it open to see if he got it right!  Fresh off winning Britain's Got Talent 2025, Harry talks us through the entire audition process, why he nearly didn't apply, responds to critics who say his proposal trick was fixed, and shares what went wrong during his live semi-final performance.  He talks us through the moment KSI pressed the golden buzzer, shares his opinion on Dynamo and Derren Brown, and lets us know how the magic community deals with people who expose tricks online.  Plus, Harry tells us what it was like performing a private magic show for King Charles and why he wasn't allowed to tell anyone about it. He also leaves Jaack and Stevie utterly baffled with two magic tricks performed live on the pod.  Find Harry on YouTube: @HarryMouldingMagic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alfie's FINALLY back after weeks of travelling, but he almost didn’t make it home…  After touring the USA for the World Cup, he has plenty of stories including overdosing on Olive Garden, creepy airbnbs, encountering a worse driver than Jaack, being kicked out of an airport restaurant, and how he was nearly mauled to death by murderous dogs.  Plus the rank ingredient he accidentally added to his bbq brisket, meeting Kevin Hart, and discovering that Hollywood isn't quite as glamorous as it looks on screen.    We learn about Alfie's secret rap alter ego, a stressful hospital revelation, and why Jack got into a fight in The Murderers. We also debrief after our one-off live show where we pranked our audience, had a chaotic ‘Would You Lie To Me’ segment, and Robbie debuted his new singing voice on stage!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie has NOT been having a good time lately. He went full Karen mode at Disneyland and made a child cry, so we decide whether it was justified. He had a disastrous food delivery that ended in a big cash bribe. And he got so hammered during his day trip to Download Festival that he doesn’t remember seeing the headline act… or getting a drunk tattoo.  Jaack’s month hasn’t been too great either. He shares how he was robbed on his trip to Poland, nearly started on by a terrifying Mexican man, and accused of hitting a woman at the beach. He’s also been roasted heavily on Twitter, and risked his life for some ASMR.  Robbie didn’t escape the cursed month either as he missed his opportunity to harvest his allotment radishes.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One of YouTube’s most creative creators Zac Alsop is back for his hat trick ball with stories that sound completely made up, but somehow aren't. From secretly spending hours underwater to outsmart the Sidemen, chasing tornadoes in a dodgy truck, pickpocketing actual pickpockets to get revenge for his friend, to risking his life for some cheese.  There's the saga of Dave the delivery driver who became an internet legend after being given a £1,000 tip to bungee jump with a takeaway, and how it all fell apart at the last second. We also dive into how YouTube has changed after nearly 10 years, why subscriber counts don't matter anymore, how Zac comes up with viral ideas, and the insane lengths he'll go to for a video.  Plus taking backshots from Eddie Hall for cash, the wonder of GaryEats, and Jaack pitches some ridiculous YouTube comeback ideas to Zac who lets us know if they’re bangers or forgettable.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing more things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years.  Is smoking weed cool? Does anyone actually like the taste of beer? What do we think of Americans? Should you teach yourself to enjoy spicy food? What age is actually “old”?  Plus doves vs pigeons, and Stevie has found a new drug…  Check out #665 for Things We’ve Changed Our Minds On (Part 1) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're joined by two of WWE's biggest stars and one of the most talked about wrestling duos - Dominik Mysterio and Liv Morgan.  From reliving the legendary Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero custody match that made Dom famous as a kid, to Liv revealing how she was discovered, to what really happens at WWE tryouts, to how wrestling personas are created and how storylines actually work. We compare American and British WWE crowds and hear which state the pair dread performing in.  Liv tells us about dislocating both shoulders live on TV, Dom explains why he hated wrestling growing up, and we cover the story behind Liv stealing Dom from love rival Rhea Ripley. Plus the John Cena feud and why Dom will never team up with Logan Paul.  After Jaack and Stevie learn about wrestling, they teach Dom and Liv about the wonders of British cuisine, from sausage rolls to Spoons to Sunday roasts, but there’s one dish which absolutely breaks Dominik…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

‘Dream’ episodes are our favourite theme for episodes, so today we're planning our dream summer camps... with a twist. We've each designed our own camp from the ground up, choosing the location, activities, food, day trip, evening entertainment, and even a full marketing campaign.  There's just one small catch: each of us picked a completely different target audience for our campers, and somehow every camp ended up being just a little bit... undesirable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Hour has always been about hosting guests from all walks of life, from celebrities to internet personalities to people with fascinating careers. So when psychic medium Stuart Michael’s team reached out to ask if we’d host him, we couldn’t say no.  In this episode, Stuart shares the story of how he discovered his apparent ability to communicate with spirits at just five years old, and how a set of Woolworths tarot cards kickstarted his career. We explore some of the biggest questions people have about the spirit world: Do spirits attend their own funerals? What do they look like? Can you switch your psychic abilities off?  Stuart also opens up about communicating with dead celebrities, dealing with sceptics, and what happens when no spirits are willing to come through during a live performance. Plus, we discuss the ethics of mediumship, the morality of charging for readings, and his views on Derren Brown, Clinton Baptiste, and the growing industry of expensive phone readings.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome back to the World Cup of Everything. Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are once again making their way through knockout rounds of 16 random options from a category of their choice, until only one winner remains.  Jaack has picked athletes, Robbie’s category is smells, and a very drunk Stevie gives us… potatoes.  Check out #659 for the previous World Cup Of Everything episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To celebrate the World Cup kicking off, we’ve brought on special guests and football content creators Tom Garratt and Zac Djellab for our 2026 World Cup Special.  Tom explains why he’s potentially banned from America, and Zac shares why he can barely remember witnessing Messi’s World Cup triumph in person. We discuss everything from the funniest football chants, the best kits, and greatest goals to the most irritating footballers in the game and the worst matches we’ve suffered through.  We make our full World Cup 2026 predictions, including England's chances, potential flops, breakout stars, squad selections, and one bizarre thing we think will happen during the tournament. And there’s money on the line as the boys go head to head with a football quiz!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this very cursed episode, we’re switching up the dream episodes concept as each of the boys are planning a NIGHTMARE DAY for the other two. For every stage of the day, the victim must choose between two terrible options and pick the one they’d hate the most, gradually building their ultimate Nightmare Day. What’s for breakfast? What clothes are you having them dress in for the day? Daytime activity? Cursed gift? Which 3 people are you bringing along for the day? What’s for dinner? Evening activity? How do you end the night? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing the things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is London actually as bad as everyone says? Are American sports secretly better than English sports? Is fart humour actually peak comedy? Has Coachella gone from the best festival on Earth to overrated? Is religion harmful?  Plus militant vegans, Bojack Horseman, skinny jeans, mint Aero, and boxers vs briefs.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Simon Wilson makes his Happy Hour hat trick, and this time he’s on for a game of ‘Would You Lie To Me?’! Simon has to read out a series of statements - some true and some completely made up - to see if reigning champion Stevie can separate the fact from the fiction.  Did Simon have a cameo in a Justin Bieber music video? Does he regularly play the president of Poland on Playstation? Did he win an ITV dating show and then reject his match? Is it true that he celebrated his birthday in North Korea with a cake from the government?  We also chat fatherhood (his 1 year old son has already been to more countries than us) and his latest travel adventures including a trip on Pakistan’s most dangerous sleeper train. Plus Simon brings in an item to show us that is without a doubt the most expensive thing that has ever been inside the Happy Hour studio…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s been a year since last our confessions episode and, with our upcoming live show, we decided now is the perfect time to collect more of our listeners deepest darkest confessions. Two little boys and their really old dad are reacting to YOUR submissions, and deciding whether the filthy sinners can be forgiven.  We’ve got a groundbreaking update on a confession someone made in front of the entire audience at a 2023 Happy Hour live show that involves a famous singer. There’s a blunder with a beggar, a shoe swap in a shoe shop, and a faecal gift for a future mother-in-law.  Jaack also has a few confessions of his own, including his bidet fail, why he made the news at age six, and the prank he played on a neighbour that haunts him to this day…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this special 2 hour long episode, we sit down with renowned palaeontologist and author Dr Dean Lomax for a journey into the world of dinosaurs! After showing an interest in palaeontology (the study of prehistoric life through fossils) from a young age, Dean sold his Star Wars collectibles to fund a fossil hunting trip in Wyoming at the age of 18.  He has since uncovered countless fossils, named new species, written multiple books and academic papers, and worked on films and tv shows as a dinosaur expert. Not bad for someone who failed science at school.  Dean shares how he discovered a dinosaur whilst having a wee, tells us about his friendship with David Attenborough, and reveals what happens on a dig site. He answers all of our silly questions - Could we bring dinosaurs back to life through DNA like in Jurassic Park? Can you name a new species of dinosaur after yourself? How do we know that dinosaur bones haven’t been mixed up with other species? Which Pokemon are based on real dinos?  Plus Dean brings in some actual treasures from the ancient world, and we crack open some fossils live on the pod! Dr Lomax’s books are available on Amazon, or Waterstones in the UK. Check out his latest release “The Secret Lives of Dinosaurs”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Robbie has beef with a taxi driver. Stevie has beef with marathons. Alfie has beef with Jason Derulo and British Airways. Jaack has beef with horse racing, his cousin Sonny, bullet trains, capybara cafes, influencers, and the Fourskins for not tuning in when he played a brand new sport on telly.  But mainly this episode is one giant Mentally Vulnerable Minute for Alfie... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From self-confessed chav to becoming a UK Open champion, World Matchplay winner, and two time World Championship semi finalist - Nathan “The Asp” Aspinall shares some very honest opinions about the sport he’s become one of the best in the world at. We talk about being scouted as a goalkeeper by Manchester United, turning down Rangers, working as an accountant before risking everything on darts, and the moment he realised he could genuinely make it as a pro.  Nathan chats going from pub leagues to Q school, earning his tour card, and the moment he found out he didn’t make the Premier League 2026 line up via TEXT. We dive into his struggles with dartitis, what the “Aspinall Rash” is, and how he's somehow made it big while admitting he does zero practice. Nathan reveals which darts players are invited to his wedding, and which of them has their own room in his house! Plus some very questionable pet ownership, how a phobia nearly made him move house, and blind ranking the greatest walk-ons in darts history.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome to the World Cup of Everything. Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are making their way through 16 categories of 16 things, where each item battles it out in knockout rounds until only one winner remains. Today’s episode features Stevie’s category ‘animals’ and Jaack’s category ‘addictions’… Check out #187 for the first World Cup Of Everything.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You’ve very likely seen videos of serial entrepreneur, viral sensation and maker of dreams Simon Squibb giving away cash and advice on the streets to help kickstart people’s business dreams. He’s on the pod today to share exactly how he went from dropping out of school, to becoming a multi-millionaire.  Simon opens up about sleeping rough at 15 after being kicked out, building a gardening business with zero money or experience, making serious cash before most people finish school, and eventually retiring at 40. But despite the success, the thing he seems most obsessed with isn’t money - it’s changing how people think about work, drive and education.  With a goal of helping 10 million strangers launch a successful business, and revamping the current education system, Simon is both knowledgeable and ambitious. What’s the easiest way to make a grand? Should you invest in property or crypto? What’s the step by step process to building a company?  Plus how he used to annoy neighbour Ricky Gervais, and why he might be suing Tom Cruise…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One of us has been to the world premiere of The Greatest Showman musical, one of us has crashed his Tesla, and one of us has visited Scotland’s official best pub… bet you can’t guess who!  The boys discuss the Kanye West x Wireless fiasco, BambinoBecky’s new content house, and the restaurant in Norwich that has knocked meat gaff off the top spot. Robbie drops some insane Flash the Tortoise lore, and tells us about some undercover cop action at a car meet up. Plus Jaack unexpectedly ended up clubbing with a pro darts player but the night was cut short when he refused to walk over a bridge…  Who is on your Mount Safe-more?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BambinoBecky joins Jaack and Stevie to deep dive into the ultimate relationship icks. Becky shares what men do that gives her the ICK (are you listening, Jon Beer?), and shares a very niche ick list from each of her female flatmates. Jaack also exposes Fiona’s worst habits that make him cringe.  Becky reveals what her new content creator house setup is really like, the dodgy housewarming gift Robbie bought her, and how her parents were left stunned by StuntPegg. Plus Stevie shares his recent marathon trauma, and explains how he got threatened at an all-you-can-eat buffet… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jaack is suffering from major jet lag, Alfie is saying things no 12 year old should ever say, and Stevie is cosplaying as a cool teacher to try to teach the FourSkins about space.  What happens when you cry in space? Could we land on Jupiter? What would happen if you were launched into space without a spacesuit? What are the long term effects of living in zero gravity? Plus wormholes and the weirdest syndrome we’ve EVER heard of.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jaack, Stevie and BambinoBecky go head to head in a pub quiz written and hosted by the perfect man for job - Darragh Ennis! A former contestant and now chaser on tv quiz show The Chase, he’s no stranger to tricky questions. There are 5 rounds - London, Sports, 2026, Not The Obvious Answer, and Jaack & Stevie. Who will be crowned MASTERMIND?! Will someone manage to throw Stevie off the top spot?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy 420 y’all! To celebrate our favourite day of the year, we’ve asked Jack Smith to join us for his hat trick appearance as we dive into Stoner Thoughts - unfiltered questions that sound genius when you’re high but completely unhinged when you’re not.  From time travel and placenta toasties, to drunk crabs and hand washing ethics. If humans laid eggs, would you eat them? Could Mo Farah beat Luke Littler in a darts x marathon hybrid? What would be the worst “life stat” to learn about our mates?  Check out #612 for Shower Thoughts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Michael “The Grinder” Mizrachi joins Happy Hour fresh off a whirlwind run that’s cemented his legacy as one of poker’s all time greats. A newly crowned 2025 World Series of Poker Main Event champion and Hall of Famer, Michael reflects on a career that’s seen him rack up over $30 million in earnings, win eight WSOP bracelets, and dominate the Poker Players Championship an unprecedented four times. And he’s done it all without studying a second of poker.  Michael has graciously flown over all the way from America to tell Happy Hour about his life from underground games as a teenager to million dollar wins to blowing his fortune in minutes. He chats celebrity encounters, three day long Vegas parties, and the craziest thing he’s ever spent his money on. Michael shares his opinons on Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Jason Koon, and more. Plus the insane reason he was nearly an hour late to Day 6 of the WSOP!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In an absolute minefield of an episode, fan favourite Jon Beer is BACK for what may be Happy Hour’s last ever episode. Stevie is armed with a list of very rare syndromes but instead of naming them outright, the boys have to guess what they are from the syndrome’s nickname. Would you rather be trapped in a near-endless sleep cycle, slowly turn into stone, always be drunk without touching a drop of alcohol, or have a leg grow out of your belly?  In lighter and less medical news, Jon also spills the beans on his Ballon d’Or winner neighbour and the naughty things he’s been doing on his balcony.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on the show is a bit of a polarising character. An intriguing man. An online phenomenon. We’re sitting down with Brandon Beavis - better known online as Beavo, the man that swallows roast potatoes whole. In this extensive interview, we go into detail about his many online controversies. Did he lie about being homeless? Is it his real mum on OnlyFans? Why does he have beef with AngryGinge? Is it actually Beavo in his porn POV videos? Does he regret anything?  We delve into money, including how much he earnt from his 30 million view Sunday dinner video, how much his ‘Beavo’ chain is actually worth, and the lowest point in his life in recent years where he was secretly broke. He explains what caused a giant bust up with his mum, the real reason he broke up with Sophia and what it was like to collab with infamous adult content creator Bonnie Blue.  We ask him how much of a character Beavo is, and what the differences are between Beavo and Brandon. We really get to know the person behind the internet meme and this is potentially the first time we’ve ever properly called out a guest. Is Beavo a harmful character, or is he simply a misled young man that will do literally anything for cash and clicks?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the FIFTH instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals. We’re approaching the halfway point in the book now so join us as the boys delve into a fresh selection of unbelievable humans hoping to fill some more spaces indra book.  There’s a Shaolin monk whose incredible feat of strength makes our stomachs churn, a woman who developed a serious illness after something innocent her boyfriend did to her, and a man who decided to replace a body part with a piece of technology. We’ve also got a couple of world record breakers - all in the penis department…  Check out #411, #461, #488 and #557 for the previous Indraviduals episodes!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on the pod, we welcome back the third most famous comedian with the surname Richardson - and now a TikTok megastar - Matt Richardson! We put Matt’s acting skills to the test with a game of “Would You Lie to Me?”, where he reads out a series of anecdotes, some true and some completely made up by Jaack.  Joined by special guest Pussy Bitch, Stevie has to figure out whether Matt is telling the truth or spinning a big fat fib. From pedophiles to 9/11, bath time to breakups, and celebrity intruders to cheese overdoses, we cover it all…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In an episode that Jaack describes as “his favourite urban legends ever,” Stevie brings us six more urby legz from around the globe, going head to head in his very own tournament - The World Cup of Urban Legends.  We’ve got a love bombing, thick goblin with a hair fetish facing off against a horrifying hitchhiker whose disturbing body part gives away her disguise. An ugly goblin that leaves a disgusting present on your doorstep takes on a ghostly entity blamed for why people don’t leave clothes out to dry at night. And finally, a world-famous stinky emo goes up against a Pokémon-like creature with a taste for young women…  If you enjoyed this, check out #577 and #602 for more sexy urban legends!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You may know Jon as a co-host on the You Don’t Know What You’re Doing podcast alongside David Earl and our very own Alfie Indra. Or you may know Jon from the Happy Hour Christmas Special 2025 where he caused a bit of a stir in the comments… Well he’s BACK ON to answer a bunch of intrusive questions about his life. We delve into his beef with Stevie, his surprisingly wholesome guilty pleasure, and why one alcoholic drink could kill him. Jon tells us about his woeful love life, including all the details from his recent speed dating experience and how Jaack ruined Jon’s chances of finding his perfect match.   And to avoid him saying anything that will get himself cancelled, Jon has brought his lawyer in with him…   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Stevie has turned up with a collection of facts. We’re talking alleged care home horror stories, bizarre Victorian trends that make modern beauty standards look tame, and something lurking in the rainforest that might genuinely be one of the worst things on Earth to touch. There’s a statistic that might make you think twice about ever needing surgery, and a legal argument that sounds clever until you think about it for more than two seconds. There’s just one problem… some of these facts might not be real. This may also be the last episode we ever post. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stand up comedian, podcaster, and serial liar Red Richardson is on the pod! Red shares some of the strangest moments of his life, including being caught up in a terrorist attack in London, nearly landing the role of Harry Potter, the mission to track down his mate’s stolen car, and the WhatsApp group chat drama that exposed his neighbour’s secret.  We explore Red’s journey through comedy, from his disastrous early gigs, to supporting Ricky Gervais at shows a decade later. Red talks about the difference between UK and US crowds and the backlash around comedy today.  Plus, we hear about his cursed TikTok algorithm, and his surprising knowledge of looksmaxxing, mogging and something called a Clav…?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alfie has been racking up views on social media and has gone viral not once, not twice, not three- actually yeah it was three times. He tells us how he ended up on the news and how he’s dealing with his new found fame.  Jaack is being a boomer, his (stolen) cat also did something that traumatised him, and we hear about the terrible things he received for his birthday.  Robbie’s got wood. He’s been fighting kids. Those two sentences are thankfully not related. He also got high. Very, very high.  Stevie accidentally became best mates with a roadman. Plus he shares how he’s planning to do some unspeakable things on July 3rd…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Podcast worlds COLLIDE for the crossover episode of dreams. We sit down with Jacob and Jake from The Screen Rot Podcast and put them to the ultimate test: the Rot Tier List. From infamous TikTok figures to viral internet icons, we run through some of the most controversial online personalities and force them to decide who truly belongs in the deepest pits of the internet, and who might actually deserve some respect.  On the chopping block this episode are HSTikkyTokky, Sid Batty, Cycling Mikey, DannyBoy83, The Sidemen, and more. Is Beavo using a penis double? Is Paul Breach self aware and intentionally rage baiting? Is Angry Ginge out of touch now?  We’ve also got some exciting news for those of you who fancy seeing us, and Screen Rot, LIVE this year!  https://crossedwires.live/podcast/screen-rot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The FourSkins are travelling back in time to the 90s (1800s for Robbie) to relive their best and worst school memories. Jaack reveals the reason why he was expelled. Alfie talks about how his dad took matters into his own hands when Alfie was being bullied by a teacher. Stevie shares why his history teacher was his biggest enemy.  We chat about the most vile rumours that were spread about teachers, and the weird gifts they would accept from students. It’s a bit of a show and tell too - Robbie brings in his report cards which rated the position you came in each subject out of all the other students, and Stevie shows us his anti-bullying cartoon which clearly wasn’t very effective as he’s relentlessly bullied by the boys because of a secret job he had whilst at school…  If you enjoyed this, check out #104 for more school stories, and #384 and #629 for more nostalgic trips down memory lane!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For Danny Aarons' FIFTH appearance on Happy Hour, we decided to test his lying skills with a game of 'Would You Lie To Me?". We have several statements for Danny to read out - some are truths that he's submitted and some are lies that Jaack has made up - and it’s up to Stevie to separate the fact from the fiction.   From footballer fist fights, to Fortnite confessions, to cinema cameos, to merch misery, to mental breakdowns over bugs. We’re horrified at Danny’s weird pronunciation of a certain word, and he also makes a shocking confession about his toilet habits.  We chat to Danny about looksmaxxing, why he regretted becoming a dad, his hatred for streamer N3on, and whether he'll be back in the boxing ring again. Plus, how Jaack managed to cause a huge argument between Danny and his fiancée Tennessee...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jaack’s birthday is coming up and, instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. The FourSkins have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Jaack. With the cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan...  Check out episode #572 to hear us plan Stevie’s dream birthday.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Scott Williams grew up as an emo kid in a rough area and dreamt of being a footballer, but the oche had other ideas. Naturally gifted from the start, he explains how he fell into the sport of darts, what happened on his first time on TV, and why he didn’t celebrate his only televised nine-darter.  Scott opens up about the infamous middle finger fines, the “World War” chant controversy, why he refuses to sit at the same table as Rob Cross, and being approached about match-fixing. He shares his first impressions of a 12-year-old Luke Littler long before the mania kicked in, the Luke Humphries bust-up, and why sometimes he’ll throw a no-look 180 purely for entertainment.  There’s plenty of darts nerd chat too - “dartitis” and the psychological battle of not being able to let go of the dart, what actually makes a “good throw”, and why Scott thinks trackers are completely pointless. There’s dressing-room antics involving Michael van Gerwen, hungover Dave Chisnall, and some strong opinions on Andrew Gilding. We wrap it up with a HUGE Happy Hour announcement you won’t want to miss!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We asked our listeners to submit the small, petty annoyances that absolutely shouldn’t bother them but somehow do… and turns out you guys are annoyed by a lot.  Why are dead celebrities posting on social media? Why are we sending PR packages to millionaires? Why don’t drivers know how to merge properly?  We get into domestic drama - from toothpaste tubes squeezed the “wrong” way, to the shower squeegeeing schedule. Plus libraries, excessive happiness and Taylor Swift.  Alfie also shares the most disgusting confession that we completely understand why he’s kept to himself since childhood.  Check out #633 for part 1.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re joined by the insanely talented rock guitarist Sophie Lloyd who tours with Jaack’s arch nemesis Machine Gun Kelly. Sophie shares how playing for MGK came about, including the DM that started it all and why he reached out to her in the first place. Of course we had to ask Sophie about the infamous photo that Jaack took with MGK at Reading Festival… Is he aware of the meme? Why was he so grumpy? What is he actually like in real life?  We hear what happens on a Machine Gun Kelly tour bus (mainly drugs) and the chaotic story of how Sophie’s mum somehow ended up twerking for Drake in MGK’s dressing room!  Sophie opens up about being bullied at school for being emo, and the creepy emails from a stalker that nearly led to a restraining order. She talks about finding her people in the alt scene, overcoming imposter syndrome while playing sold-out arenas, and performing on the Formula 1 stage and at the Women's Rugby World Cup Final (plus the famous rock icon that commented on her performance!)  We also dive into what Yungblud is like in real life, the wildest things that have gone wrong mid-performance, and learn some proper guitar lingo for anyone wanting to shred like a pro. Sophie even brings in a surprise gift that might just be the best thing we’ve ever received on the show.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re annoyed… at everything. In this episode that’s slightly reminiscent of an angry early-years YouTuber JaackMaate, we’re unpacking the tiny, irrational things that absolutely shouldn’t bother us but somehow send us over the edge. From a current trend online that is quietly ruining wholesome content, to TikToks that make your toes curl, to true crime content creators, Stevie is arguing about the internet.  Alfie is annoyed by a competitive hobby that is taken a little too seriously, the strange world of unsolicited expertise on social media, and the odd assumptions people make about him for no real reason. We also touch on recent guest backlash and how quickly things can spiral when opinions collide online. Jaack has strong thoughts on British behaviour abroad, an embarrassing Royal Family tradition, and makes a HUGE surprise confession about his Sunday League habits…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We sit down with TikTok sensation, rockstar and comedic enigma Rufus Rice and, even after spending time with him, we’re still not entirely sure if he’s playing a character or simply so posh that he confuses us… Rufus gives insight into how rich he and his family really are. He shares stories from his early years in Singapore - from the secrets of a strict boarding school to what happened when he got drunk underage in a country where minor lawbreakers are punished with actual whippings. Rufus addresses the Tory allegations, and we give him the ultimate Posh Test to decide where he sits on a scale from Max Fosh to the King of England. We also test his knowledge of common council estate things. Has he ever had a Lambrini? Does he know how to play Dog’s Arse? Would he ever set foot in a Euroshopper? Plus, the time a game of Ding Dong Ditch REALLY backfired, his most controversial opinion involving charity, and whether we’re ever going to see him in a Sidemen charity match. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Love Doctors are clocking in for another shift at Heartbreak Hospital. Jaack, Stevie and Alfie open the surgery doors to a truly unhinged stack of listener submitted love woes, ranging from “I got chased by a car after a date” to “my partner keeps cheating but I’m strangely chill about it?” Nothing is too messy, too awkward, or too legally concerning to avoid discussing. We tackle petty revenge temptations, height insecurity, gooch-based abuse, workplace crushes, neighbours who’ve overstayed their casual welcome, drug-fuelled husbands, sneaky wanks, sibling crushes, and whether sleeping with your ex’s enemy is self-care or just being a menace. As always, the advice is light-hearted, deeply unserious, and almost certainly not HR-approved. Viva la Love Doctors. If you liked this, check out episode #538 for last year's Valentine's Special featuring a very tipsy BambinoBecky... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The sultry tones of Northern Irish comedian and podcaster Shane Todd grace the studio today as he shares stories from his chaotic life. Despite having no acting experience, he somehow landed himself the lead role in Ireland’s top kung-fu zombie film (it’s a niche genre) but tells us about how he nearly died on set.  Speaking of disasters, we also hear about his drunk audition for Top Boy, and how he managed to misinterpret some simple instructions during an audition for Derry Girls. There’s garden centre trips with celebrities, scoring a worldie goal against a huge footballer, and being accidentally knocked out - twice.  We feel like we need Shane’s dad on the podcast too after hearing about how he got scammed in Tenerife, why he enjoys strangers punching him, and and the time he gifted Shane a wholesome souvenir that turned out to actually be not very wholesome after all…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re taking another trip to nostalgia town - this time with our token old man Robbie, who walks us through what it was like growing up in the 1800s. Sorry, I mean 80s.  From the first time tourettes was ever shown on television, to how Robbie bribed his way to owning a Blue Peter badge, to the reason why shows don’t accept live phone-ins anymore. The boys reminisce about the best computer games and kids tv shows, with Robbie treating us to a performance of his favourite theme tune.  Robbie shares how he consumed adult entertainment pre-internet, Stevie confesses something we’re pretty sure no other child did infront of their parents, and Jaack tells us about his first experience on crack.  Check out #384 for our previous nostalgia episode with Alfie.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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After graduating from film school, Dick Bush (yes, we ask him if this is his real name) had dreams of becoming the next Tarantino or Scorsese. What he didn’t anticipate was that his award winning films would be in the sector of adult entertainment. After many years in the porn industry, Dick has seen it all - literally.  Dick breaks down how he accidentally fell into this line of work, how the job has affected his relationships and attitude toward sex, and why he cannot watch his own films. Dick shares insider secrets from behind the camera, wildest shoots, weirdest injuries, and the most disgusting thing he’s ever witnessed. We delve into what really happens on set when performers can’t finish, and the carefully crafted science behind the perfect “money shot”.  Dick also shares his unfiltered takes on AI in porn, Bonnie Blue’s stunts, and what it’s like working with top performers Danny D and Rebecca Goodwin. Plus, he shows up with a suitcase full of surprises that immediately gives us flashbacks to Rebecca’s sticky tentacle…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices