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Jabbo and the Teeb
by Proper Rumpus Media
Jabbo and the Teeb, just two guys opinionated as all hell, and giving each other the same. Pop culture, movies, TV, everyday back and forth with the Jabbo and Teeb flair. You don't wanna miss this. Come find out why we are one of the most listened to podcasts in my house!
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Teeb Fits The Description
Hello all! I bet you didn't see THIS shit coming, huh? First, a rouge Jabbology and now this? This was originally supposed to go up behind a paywall, but..well, life. Don't worry, I'll still be taking care of the Patreon folks....You're g9nna be happy, trust me. Welcome back to a slice of Jabbo…
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Oh Teeby, Where Art Thou
Jesus wept...Toaster cried....The Devil is happy....JABBO AND THE MOTHERFUCKING TEEB ARE BACK! It's been a long ass four months, but we are back to doing what we do! Yeah, this is us back to warming up. The insults. The jokes. The constantly mentions of shows that we have all watched TONS of…
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It's Ron Perlman, Ask For Anal
Oh here we go, the part where I tell you it's been ages since we've dropped a Jabbo and The Teeb episode, but who gives a shit. Lol. It's a new Jabbo and The Teeb! It's been way too long and too many projects have been floating around but there is no way the OG show dies! It's been a few weeks…
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Your Fraggle Murdering Motherfuckers
Jesus wept, ya missed us, didn't ya? Switching to bi monthly didn't change a thing. We are a little older, less wiser, and way more crazy. We are back! Jabbo and The Teeb is back and boy do we have a boner! I wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster. Oops, sorry. We will come back to that. We get it done on...
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Jabbo and The Squeezed or Squozed?
When you have covid like a motherfucker, but you still wanna record, THIS is what you get! Welcome...to the episode that we didn't know if it was gonna happen, since half the house is almost dead as fuck. Jabbo and The Squeeze for ya! Nashon rises outta bed like friggin Frankenstine to sit in on...
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We Identify As Bi...For Now
This episode would come with a serious disclaimer, but shouldn't they all? Well, can't say we didn't warn you. The guys are back and....the same we guess? It's no secret that Teeb has been a busy boy and that hasn't allowed much time to record, but we are trying...in the meantime, WE ARE GOING…
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Our Mushed Up Mash Up
What happens when you plan a geek sesh with one of your new favorite co creators and the host of the show,,,well, shows? You get one extra specially mixed up episode of Jabbo and The Teeb, with all the feels of a Jabbology. Who gives a shit, cause its awesome! We get to announce our newest flag...
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A Change Gonna Cum
The band is FINALLY back together and doing what they do best, talk lots o shit! Welcome to another Jabbo and The Teeb where we answer one big question...WHO THE FUCK IS TRIPPING OVER BLACK ARIEL?!? Well, that comes in amongst other things, as well as the fate of the show...for now. Life has…
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Is Jabbo Is Worth The Squeeze?
Well...It's another Threeway Wednesday...with a girl?!?! One of the best things about sleeping with the producer is you can blackmail her to be on your show...or she owns the effin company and does what she wants. It's a new Jabbo and The Squeeze as it's been called, and it's time to get dirty....
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Don't Invite Sammy Davis Jr To D23
It's been too long but another Threeway Wednesday is here. No hype, just the shit you know and love. Did you need the jankiest podcast about D23 to happen? Cool. We heard you and we answered! No, not really. We just came in and do what we do best, talk. We glaze D23, talk about black Magneto, and...
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Keeping It Real, Drum Solos, and Eating Ass
Try as we may, you're NEVER gonna find a replacement for THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!! It's Jabbo and The Teeb, just how you like it, ON TIME! We are back...and so is fantasy football! Ugh. We talk about how offering oral could bring home the trophy as well as fuck DJT! We go into the mythos that…
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Jabbo and The Squeeze
If you only knew all the trials andd tribulations it took to make this episode happen. Normally, finding a co host is the tough part! This episode of Jabbo and The Squeeze is just that...Jabbo and his old lady, Nashon. The whole episode is pretty much listening to them roll on and on about their...
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Falling PREY To Sally Field's Fine Ass
It ain't no fun unless them ears are airtight, so we bring you another THREEWAY WEDNESDAY! It's time to talk Predator franchise baby! We know, everyone else has done this shit, but not how WE do it. Did the other shows mention Jabbo wanting to love down Sally Field? Do they have Teeb talking…
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Jabbo The Slut: Teeby
I already wrote a whole thing before this....special drop. Read the one before this...shoo!
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Jabbo The Slut: Igonutzz
We do the extra work, you get the treats! So, I thought maybe another date was gonna have to get extra fluffed up...but Jabbo and The Teeb was prepared for the such...maybe a little overprepared. What happens when your host may not be available, so you hit the greatest third man in the...
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Her Taco Is KINDA Choco or Swearing Ass Kiddies
It's Jabbo and The Teeb...hiatus is over! Kinda...we had to pull out the big guns for this one! Teeby is off making sure our miltary is doing their thing and I had to make sure we could still do ours. Enter Nashon...well, not like that, she's mine! I had to let my better half sit in, plus I…
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Jabbo and The Teeb's Top 25 Emcees....and Hennessy
Here we go, the day passed, but we are about to catch you up! We already destroyed Rolling Stone's list, so we made our own! OUR top 25 favorite emcees, the way WE do it. This is all about a hip hop convo...our of our favorite hip hop wordsmiths, and why we love them. It's MY bday week, so I'm...
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Yall MUST Have Been Rolling Stoned (Calm Down, It's A Music Episode)
Oh how we love our music, especially our hip hop. Welcome to another fantastic episode of Jabbo and The Teeb, where once again, we seem to have a yearly bone to pick. With ROLLING STONE. OVER MUSIC. Yeah, we don't get it either. How the fuck are you Rolling Stone and keep putting out these horrid...
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Shitty Korea Stories and Tranvestite Death Squads
Just when you thought you had heard it all...we got more. What's up all and its Threeway Wednesday, so it's down to get DIRTY with JATT. In this episode, talk epic party failures. Times that we were all fuckered up and fuckered out. This one is a bit racy. No, not really...I mean, we have a way…
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Never Dreamed You'd Teeb In Summer
Does anyone really read these? It's US. C'MON! We sit. And talk. And sometimes potty stuff comes out....then sometimes we talk about random stuff. Not edited, never scripted, and mostly on time..here ya go! Oh yeah, Teeb hates summer.
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I Feel The Need, The Need, For Teeb
Sound the trumpets! Ring the alarms! Play some other loud ass shit to wake people up, cause Threeway Wednesday is here!!! So, you know how we KINDA do movie reviews? Well we KINDA did one on Top Gun: Maverick. Teeb is all in as Ol Muppetface immediately attacks Teeb's love for all that is Scar...
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Running From Comedians In Our Robo Kicks
We should do the Sponge Bob "One Month Later" thing...Toaster wept! We are back at it and better than...well, a month ago? Short version...Robo shoes...Jabbo whooping LL Cool J's ass...The greatness of Carlin and Pryor...Gun Laws...the new Arby's burger...classic hip hop and the word "cock"…
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Mystery Of The Racist Lawn Gnomes
Welcome to another episode of Jabbo and The Teeb! Holy shit, we took a week off and apparently, alot of crap happened. You see, Teeb has been REALLY busy with work and all, so when he and Jabbo sit down, it's kinda like a two week reunion. After some verbal non hugging, the boys go over Teeb and...
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Dubai, Possum Killin, and Truck Driving Black Guys
What happens when you ain't got shit to REALLY talk about? Ya wing it! Welcome to another episode of Jabbo and The Teeb that we didn't even know was gonna happen. We got schedules to keep, but fitting this in was a blessing. So what do you do with all that precious time? Oh, let's see....best...
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Oh My God....It's ROCK Hard!
Hola folks! Jabbs here and I'm gonna take the reins on this one. First off, it's a stoner threeway wednesday, cause it's 4/20! Celebrate accordingly. We missed a great shot to do a stoner ep, but alas, we still got you some good shit. We talk ROCK. All of it. From the big ass hair bands and...
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Who Gives A Damn-dom About Your Fandom
Lord of The Rings. Harry Potter. Star Trek. Star Wars. Mighty Morphin FUCKIN Power Rangers. We boldly go where many foul mouthed pop culture podcasts have gone. No, not *insert arch nemesis'* mom, it's the unhappy land of Fandom! You like it, we loathe it! Well, not really, but we do talk ALOT of...
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Ooh Yeahs, Woo Woo Woo's, and Doo Wops
We FINALLY get our R&B convo on! Oh yeah, Jabbo and The Teeb, blah blah blah...R&B! If this episode doesn't touch you like a dear family member, then we didn't do our job. We get to talk about one of the most loved forms of music, in the way that only we can! Of course, there is a little slap...
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Big Willie Thanos Slap
This is it. The one I'm sure SOMEONE has been waiting for. All new Jabbo and The Teeb, but fuck all that and let's get to the meat of this episode, THE SLAP HEARD 'ROUND THE GLOBE! Not only did Willard jack the Oscars, he also jacked our 90's R&B episode we had been working so hard on. Do you...
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This Trio Is Too Sweeeeeet
What did you say? Threeway? Daddy gonna hit you with that FOURSOME today! Our foolishness has always been something to enjoy...kinda, so we added one more to the pot. In a LONG OVERDUE move, we have ourselves a guest! It's ol Igonutzz and boy did we pick a good time to sit and chill. This whole...
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Nipple Rings, Porn, and Post Nut Clarity
What can I tell you, after all, our release day is called Threeway Wednesday...anywho Welcome friends! We danced around it long enough, so get some sort of antiseptic wipes...this whole episode is dirty as fuck. It's porn. All about porn. Porn. Oh, and jerking off. Yeah, no way to sugar coat it.…
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Prison Girl Jabbo and The White Trash Taste
Lube abound! I don't even know what the hell that means, but it's time to get dirty with Jabbo and The Teeb. Alas, more people have showed up to hear our verbal intercouse and today is a treat. We talk about our Odd Pods severance and how white trash Teeb ACTUALLY is. We kinda try the "once you…
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Whips, Chains, and Shit We Can't Pronounce
Threeway Wednesday indeed! Skip all the blah blah blah, this show is ALL ABOUT SEXUAL FETISHES! I mean, we could have been all coy and walked around it, but we literally sit and discuss what makes you kink. It all started with a conversation on "sounding" and we took it upon ourselves to uncover…
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I Just Died Eating Lance's Ass
What a fun ass episode, for real. Teeb and I doing what we always do, and ON TIME! Threeway Wednesday is here and that means we have another amazing Jabbo and the Teeb for you! Like always, what you see, is what you get: two beautifully bearded idiots, chattin it up, in a way that only we can.…
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Tart Farts and The Cold Gooch Situation
Hello, Jabbo here..stuck writing the post for this episode. Well, this isn't gonna be all well thought out and what not, but I guess I can fill you in on the stuff we go over. God help us. Well, of course we geek...I accept ol Teeby's Batman day date request to review on a later show, so that's...
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We Ain't The Same Bro or Put My Geek In Your Mouth
Well, we are proud to say that we have never PURPOSELY done an episode about nothing. No, we have once. Now, it's twice. Don't worry, it's a fantastic and fun filled verbal assassination of all that is holy. Ozark gets a nice little once over while we discuss the greatness that is The Bobalorian....
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Lil Debbies And Killer Offspring Of Vagina Moisturized Faced Parents
Threeway Wednesday is upon us again , which means more of the adorable rambling that you have so come to love...maybe, like alot? Jabbo and The Teeb...in the wild. Unchained. Unhinged. Un...nah, I'm just fucking with you. It's the same great show...just two guys, quick witted, and self…
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Nobody Puts Teeby In A Box OR Limp Dick and Art Mistakes
The break is over thank Toaster! Jabbo and Teeb are back! Fresh off of a few ups and down, it's time for another back and forth with ol Teeby and I. (You know who this is.) I take Teeb to court on the show delays while we discuss his happiness, which is Georgia college football. Insert insults.…
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This Isn't A New Years Episode, Is It?
"Whenever we take a week off, we always come back bigger and more special than ever!" - Jabbo If you like Wednesdays, then get prepared to LOVE them, cause Jabbo and Teeb are here to fuck up some shit. It's always a great time when the guys don't see one another and are forced to catch up on the...
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Spidey and Batman Go To The Fantasy Championships
What a random and delicious eopisode! They are back and holy balls does it feel good to hear them geek out again. Jabbo and Teeb. Head to Head. Toe to Toe. Cock to Cock! The boys are one another's door to their fantasy football league championship! While recording this episode, they were…
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Teeby, Jabbs, and Nash
Greetings and salutations from the fine folks here at Jabbo and the Teeb! It's Wednesday, so you know what THAT means. A late post? Fuck no! C'mon, we been getting better. It's another great Threeway Wednesday, so that means a new episode! This one is a doozy. Probably one of the best episodes…
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JabboVision: Into The Teebyverse
Here we go again, what a difference a week makes! We hit the ground running. We regale over the addition to Jabbo's life and make sure to squeeze in all the extra excitement on Charlie Cox being our Daredevil! Since it's knocking on our doors, we talk about the hopes and dreams of the new…
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By Crom, It‘s Turkey Day!
Coming in with another late entry but in the midst of everything...fuck, I got nothing. It's another episode..and baby, it's turkey time! The boys are back together after Teeb's hiatus and doing what they were born to do. We discuss turkey day sides for some reason, and address why you only eat...
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Jabbo Goes Nutzz!
What do you do when you miss a date? What do you do when your cohost is on the road? You call in the craziest son of a bitch you know, crack open a bottle, and start talking! It's the episode of Jabbo and The Teeb that we have deemed a part of the Nuttz Era! Philbo bka King Nutzz aka Igontzz…
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Bricked Up: Documentaries Make Us Hard
We are back! If you were ever like, "I wonder what gets these guys hard?", then THIS is your episode! We talk about all the wrestling documentaries that Jabbo has been taking down to cure his insomnia and shoot him in the wrong direction. Teeb decides to try a new coffee shop on for size and of...
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The Ballad Of The Proud Thomastonian
Look at us coming in just under the wire. We here at Jabbo and The Teeb believe in bringing you the fresh and the hot...and occasionally, the late. Forgive us. Please. We will send dick pics. Well, Teeb won't. He's more of a bean bag guy. This is Teeb's coming out party! No, no, no..calm down...
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We Swore We Wouldn‘t, Wouldn‘t We?
Holy f*ck our motherf*ckin *sses, we FINALLY knuckled up and did the no swearing episode! The backdrop is simple, and we kinda need your help on this, but we need to know who won. Moving on, we talk DC baby! All the wonderful trailers that made us as hard as Phoebe Cates in Fast Times. We talk...
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Dear Black Tony Robbins, Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls
We keep asking ourselves, "Is THIS the one? Is THIS the episode that gets us like...fired from all of our platforms?". Well, maybe not, but whatever lawsuit one of us is sure to end up in, this bad boy WILL be used as evidence. We find Jabbo, our occasionally liked co host, contemplating if he…
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Go Podcast, It‘s Your Birthday...We Got You Wheelchair Strippers
WE TURNED TWO! I know what you're thinking, we are pretty grown looking for the tender age of two. I promise you, we had to be older than two to get down the way we did for this episode. We celebrate in true Jabbo and The Teeb fashion...drunk...kinda. We decide to spend our b day exactly how we...
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Let Uncle Teeby Tell You Bout This Chicken Heart
What happens when life starts shooting it's load at you? Yoiu duck it like the matrix and drop the freshest content you can provide! Slide in to these DMs! Teeb tells us tales of his early pornstar days in the Army. Somehow, we are back to discussing the do's and don'ts of jerk off etiquette.…
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Back Off Fantasy God, Rednecks, and DK Metcalf, Cause We‘re Affiliated!
Welcome to not only the longest son of a bitch title we've ever had, it's also the first episode where we show off our affiliate status! Watch us stumble through our coming out party as we revisit old people sex! It's not where we start, but you know us, we go THERE. If you've done this with us...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jabbo and the Teeb, just two guys opinionated as all hell, and giving each other the same. Pop culture, movies, TV, everyday back and forth with the Jabbo and Teeb flair. You don't wanna miss this. Come find out why we are one of the most listened to podcasts in my house!
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