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Jacked, Tan and Snarky

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Jacked, Tan and Snarky is a leisure podcast hosted by Jacked, Tan and Snarky. It has 44 episodes, with the latest published April 2025.

You can sit with us. Even if it’s Wednesday and you’re not wearing pink. Join two friends as they discuss, kvetch, and snark about all things fitness, reality TV, fashion in your 40’s, and all the things in between.

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#45: Six Months Late, Still Judgy: Christmas Edition

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#44: Chelsea’s Racing, Jenny’s Shopping, and Nobody Knows What Episode It Is

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#43: March Madness: Limping Dogs, Trickster Kids & 90s Hip-Hop Nostalgia

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#42: We’re NOT Millennials, But We Are Full of Opinions

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#41: Chaos, Cardio, and a Listener Death Match

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#40: Apple Cider Vinegar, 69 Kids, and Chelsea’s Triathlon Masochism

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#39: Jacked, Tan, and Paying Too Much for Streaming

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#38: Sick, Snarky & Over-Informed: Pants, Pop Stars, and Podcast Pet Peeves

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#37: Sucks to Suck (in Our Mid-40s): Damn, We LookED Good

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#36: Touching Grass Time

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#35: Gray hairs, Smooth brains and “Hey Horse!”

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#34: From Migraines to Madness: A Snarky Symphony of Life’s Chaos

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#33: Will we ever be well rested again and other burning questions.

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#32: B*tches like Tonia and other things we hate

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#31: Celine, Chimps, and Con Artists: Your Weekly Dose of Chaos and Commentary

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#30: Heat Waves & Housewives: A Hot Mess of outrageous fashion, snarky housewives and MLMs

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#29: Vain, Fame, and Housewives Drama: The Reality TV Mirror

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#28: Slang, Scams, and Semi-Scripted Drama: A Deep Dive into Modern Madness

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#27: Gym Rats & Fashion Fails: How Not to Be *That* Person at the Gym

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#26: The Summer of Sweaty Ambitions and Questionable Life Choices

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#25: S2 Episode 12: Maycember with Kristen

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#24: S2 Episode 11: DIY Your Mother's Day

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#23: S2 Episode 10: Don’t Let the Intrusive Thoughts Win

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#22: S2 Episode 9 Part 2 with Kristen: Hair Mastery

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#21: S2 Episode 9 Part 1 with Kristen: Beauty lies in the imperfections

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#20: S2 Episode 8:Do you even believe in conspiracy theories brah?

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#19: S2 Episode 7: The subtle art of no longer giving a sh*t in your 40’s.

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#18: S2 Episode 6: Less is More with Ashley the Minimalist Guru

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#17: S2 Episode 5: Roses and Thorns

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#16: S2 Episode 4: Fun, Fake-Ass Apologies and Fitness

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#15: S2 Episode 3: Update on all the things: Life, RHOBH, LIB and VPR

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#14: S2 Episode 2: Encore of our Optavia Story

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#13: S2 Episode 1: We're BACK!

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#12: Parental Eye-Rollers, Resolution Revolutions, and Shady Shenanigans: Surviving the Chaos of 2023

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#11: Flipping Kettlebells and Not Tables with Kirsten

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#10: Jeans, Planes, and Twin Flames: A Cosmic Crash Course in Attitude at 30,000 Feet

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#9: Drips and dips with some fallout from our MLM journey podcast

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#8: Sometimes dumbells aren’t just in the gym.

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#7: Unpopular opinion: How to throw Instagram shade for beginners. It’s us. We're the beginner.

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#6: How to lose friends and influence MLMs: What a Croc! Part 3

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#5: How to lose friends and influence MLMs Part 2: It sucks to suck!

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#4: How to Lose Friends and Influence MLMs: Our former health coach story. Part 1

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#3: Are you grandma chic? And HRT….we’ve got it all!

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#2: Real Housewives VS. REAL Housewives....Do you even glam?

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#1: Getting to know your hosts. We're a little bit tan but a lot of snark.

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