Jacked, Tan and Snarky

We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive into Christmas movie hot takes (some lists deserve jail), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious debate over whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. There was previously a nostalgic deep dive into Christmas music that may or may not have required a slight edit for… reasons 👀, but the feelings remain. We also confess our undying love for ChatGPT (end-of-year prompts, dinner survival, emotional support), touch on Real Housewives in a way that somehow turns into plastic surgery questions, and confirm that Chelsea’s household runs on chaos and HelloFresh. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — judgment will be festive and loving. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying?Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark.Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has zero filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his future. We talk workouts (Jenny may have overdone it), the mind warp of time speeding up as we age, and the never-ending debate on when to settle down and have kids. Plus, reality TV drama, Lisa Barlow’s sponsorship spree, and the absolute filth that was 90s/2000s hip-hop. Oh, and WTF is Cameo, and who’s really making bank on it? Tune in for all the snark, laughs, and maybe an unpaid ad for the Aura Ring.For the end of each episode: Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We may be on the edge of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are NOT millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers Enigma documentary, while Jenny attempted to discuss Gabby Petito but got wildly derailed (classic). We also dive into White Lotus, the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the absolute chaos that is reality TV fashion (seriously, who is dressing these people?). Plus, more housewives gossip, Traitors drama, and Southern Charm nonsense. Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We’re actually on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym home (where she was forced to run), and why she and Chelsea would be the ultimate team if races were divided into cardio vs. weights.Also on the agenda: the art of vacation planning (or lack thereof), Chelsea’s cruise strategy (balancing meticulous schedules with YOLO moments), and the ultimate test of nerves—Jenny’s boys are driving now. Plus, the eternal debate: do you navigate with cardinal directions like a pioneer or just rely on your phone like a normal person?We’ve got Optavia gossip, a podcast rec ("Blink"), and some Yellowstone chatter (Carrie, this one's for you). And finally, the moment you didn’t know you needed—an all-out listener death match. Who comes out on top? Tune in to find out!Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

This week, we dive into the hard-hitting topics: Why is Jenny addicted to VR puzzles? Is Chelsea’s youngest an ancient soul? How did a woman in 1770 have 69 children (and who took her Guinness World Record photo)? Also, Poshmark’s shipping prices are out of control, California has too many seasons, and why haven’t we invented protein cubes yet? Plus, Chelsea’s triathlon training (why?!), Jenny’s new gym home, a rogue UPS driver, and the secret to big arms (spoiler: triceps matter). Buckle up, it’s a wild ride.Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

This week, we’re spiraling over Scamanda on Hulu, reliving the toxic chaos of America’s Next Top Model, and taking a nostalgic detour into the most aggressively '80s girl names. Plus, baseball season is almost here, and somehow, we’re still paying way too much for 57 streaming services we don’t even watch.We break down the Super Bowl—commercials, halftime shows, and why Kendrick just couldn’t top 2022’s Dr. Dre, Snoop, and 50 Cent masterpiece. Chelsea’s 7-year-old has some questions about that Dove commercial (what exactly is chasing that girl?!), and we confirm that, yes, Chelsea still hates Tom Brady.On the beauty and fashion front, Jenny tests a lip stain, we talk color palettes and finding your colors, and debate whether we’re all just too informed and need to log off and create instead of scrolling ourselves into oblivion. Also, big news: our first episode is officially on YouTube!Dose of Reality: Teddi Mellencamp’s medical saga, the latest Southern Charm mess, and RHOBH’s Dorit and Kyle struggling. Plus, let's put together a Housewives “Guess Who?” game and remind everyone to have “the day they deserve.”Other highlights:Another Ashley shoutout (because consistency matters).Gabrielle Lyons is out here being superhuman.Chelsea renames our PT “Death Boss.”Jenny is still searching for her gym soulmate.Ron Swanson accuses us of swearing too much—he’s wrong.It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly what you need. Tune in!Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We’re back from the depths of sickness and ready to overanalyze everything—because, honestly, we’re sick of being too informed about health and nutrition. This week, we’re unpacking Wonka (again), Beyoncé’s latest Grammy win, and the never-ending drama of Kanye, Taylor Swift’s legs, and why TikTok is disappearing. Jenny gives us a peek into her way too many pairs of pants, Chelsea navigates family trusts, and we question why some people have their Hulu password saved like it’s top-secret government intel. We’re also ranting about The Traitors, Scamanda, and the absolute madness of family vloggers (looking at you, Ruby Frankie). Oh, and can podcasts please stop ambushing us with ads? Like, at least give us transition music! Don’t forget to like, share, and shout out our moms—they deserve it.Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

In this wildly relatable, slightly chaotic episode, we cover all the essentials of life as we continue to creep into our ahem mid-40s. From Monday-off energy and Meta Quest Beat Saber battles to side-eyeing TikTok liars (seriously, “stay-at-home daughter”?) and RHOSLC’s Britani’s  cringe-inducing dance video, we’ve got opinions, rants, and laughs. We’ll tackle hard-hitting questions like:     •    How do people make actual money by posting their lives online? (Asking for a friend.)     •    Who in our friend group is most likely to buy a boat—and can we convince them to?     •    Can we win The Amazing Race? Totes obviously Plus, we recap a recent trip to Half Moon Bay, debate pilot lessons, and dream of living on the ocean. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Welcome to Jacked, Tan and Snarky the ultimate guide to navigating life’s dumpster fire with a healthy dose of snark. This week, we’re ringing in the new year by diving into deprivation tanks, and questioning why our internal clocks insist we’re still 26. From the chaos of carving out alone time during Christmas to surviving family we’re hitting it all. We’re also tackling New Year’s goals—decluttering (aka procrastinating), Dry January stupidity, and plugging in our phones to reclaim screen-free sanity. Plus, we’ll explore how puzzles, knitting (and quitting knitting), and barn cats fit into the untethered madness. Want more? Let’s chat free association singing, Jiu Jitsu with kids, rotting squirrels in mason jars (for science!), and how drinking at 6 a.m. can still be a vibe. Oh, and there’s a shout-out to Sue (mom goals), Matt (cruise bets FTW), and the most questionable gym equipment ever invented. Grab a drink (or don’t, it’s Dry January) and join us for a whirlwind of humor, self-discovery, and maybe even a little book burning (metaphorically, we promise). Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Welcome back to Jacked, tann-ish and definitely snarky, where we dissect the chaos of modern life with wit, wisdom, and just a touch of exhaustion. This week, we start by shouting out our loyal listeners (hi, Carrie, David, and Jamie—you’re the real MVPs). Then we dive headfirst into Love After Lockup, a show that proves love knows no bounds—or brain cells. From there, we chat about the Yellowstone finale that wasn’t actually a finale, because apparently, dragging things out is a vibe. We mourn Chelsea’s fallen Christmas tree and shattered ornaments, and observe the superstitious magic of shouting “rabbit rabbit” into the void. Jenny shares a horse story and her unexpected preference for the word “dookie” (we’re nothing if not linguistically inventive), and we delve into the gritty lives of barn cats who could probably take over the world if they cared enough. There’s also a candid chat about motherhood phases, from craving a last-minute date night to regretting buying a three-row SUV. We unpack the mystery of the TikTok dancer in the snow, recap Wicked with all the dramatic flair it deserves, and take a moment to side-eye Ariana Grande’s dating choices. To wrap it up, we debate whether thoughtful gifts or cold hard cash win the holidays, and Chelsea has a heartfelt lament about her ever-growing collection of gray hairs. Spoiler alert: aging is a scam. Pour a drink, get cozy, and join us for an episode that’s equal parts chaos and catharsis. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We’re back with another wildly relatable and slightly ridiculous episode! Join us as we ramble through topics ranging from the serious to the absurd. We kick things off with a migraine-fueled plea for more naps—because honestly, sleep might just solve everything. From there, it’s a game show roast session: why we’d epically fail at Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, but maybe dominate Family Feud (survey says?). Plus, our lukewarm attempt to channel Vanna White. Next stop: Broadway snark. We dissect our Wicked experience, including our candlelight concert adventure and the thrill—or lack thereof—of theater seats. And don’t worry, Real Housewives fans, there’s plenty of hot takes on Lisa Barlow, designer bags, and her inexplicable hatred of fresh Italian food. Of course, we couldn’t resist a holiday-themed derailment. Expect chats about Christmas plans, Thanksgiving travel, our shiny new couch, and the eternal struggle of Christmas cards (send them? burn them?). We even sprinkle in some septic system woes and old house repair rants, because adulthood is just one glamorous crisis after another. Finally, we wrap things up with “Campsgiving” plans, Cali rainstorms, and a few too many laughs about Chelsea’s Thanksgiving camping adventure. So grab a snack, maybe a Coach purse (obviously not Lisa Barlow-approved), and join us for a chaotic ride through life’s quirks and snark-worthy. Minutes (for Carrie): Intro and talk about migraines 4:10- Nap/sleep more migraine talk 5:32- Slang and Jeapordy and Wheel of Fortune and Price is right (and how much we’d suck at them) 8:52- Family feud 10:11- Wicked 11:09- Candle Light Concert 11:37- Seats at Wicked 12:04- Real Housewives 33:14- Christmas plans (Chelsea's new couch) 36:00- Christmas cards 37:00- Thanksgiving plans and travel 38:41- Cali rain storm 40:41- Septic systems and old house repairs 45:00- Chelsea’s Thanksgiving camping plans 45:40- RHOSLC Lisa Barlow/Coach purse 49:50- Lisa Barlow hates fresh Italian food 50:23- Campsgiving/Thanksgiving Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the chaos that is our collective exhaustion from *daylight saving time* (yes, it’s “saving,” not “savings”—get it right or get out). We’ll chat about sleep hacks that probably won’t work but make us feel productive, and the cold plunge trend that has everyone pretending to be Vikings for better recovery. Then, we unpack my latest gym crisis, and outsourcing fitness to ChatGPT, because apparently that’s a thing. We’ll also dissect the latest *Real Housewives of Salt Lake City* drama and why Lisa’s diet should be declared a national emergency. And of course, we’ll touch on the annual madness of decorating for Christmas, complete with bribing the kids to hang ornaments with promises of In-N-Out’s free hot cocoa. More festive meltdowns to come—stay tuned! Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Ever wonder what’s rattling around in your hosts' heads, like an endless scroll of open tabs? From nostalgic naps and the bittersweet reality of our 40s to griping about slang and the baffling sounds we’ve apparently lost the ability to hear—it's all here. We tackle your notifications overload and ‘chimp crazy’ moments (yes, they *still* should live in the fucking wild Tonia). Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thank you for listening!

Buckle up for a whirlwind episode where we *attempt* to stay on topic but definitely don’t. We kick off with some baseball talk (because Chelsea is legally obligated), then somehow find ourselves talking about Celine Dion and Ariana Grande’s SNL commercial because why wouldn’t we? We Stan SNL for once, but don’t worry Bravo fans, you don’t miss our Real Housewives hot takes. Then, we take a pit stop into the chaotic world of Joe Rogan before diving into podcasts about doctors you *definitely* don’t want operating on you We wrap it all up with a little shopping trip to PA, where we embrace our inner basics and all that comes with it. You’re welcome. Show minutes (don't get used to it- lol): Into and Baseball talk 10:35 Football talk 13:05 Celine Dion/Arianna Grande NFL/UFC commercial 13:58 SNL 15:25 Chimp Crazy 17:43 Real Housewives 23:36 Listener feedback- all in good fun! 24:49 Joe Rogan 26:36 Podcasts- Dr Miracle/Dr Death 30:32 Con-artists like Robert Gerardi 33:40 Chelsea apologizes to Jenny 34:39 Halloween 41:55 Movies: mostly scary stuff 45:03 Thanksgiving 49:09 Cooking/elderly hobbies & visiting with Beverly and Jack 55:40 Geoff/Jeff/Shawn/Sean/Shawn 56:32 Wicked Stanley 1:01 Being basic and shopping in PA Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thank you for listening!

In this episode, we’re bringing the heat—literally and figuratively. The weather’s so hot it feels like we’re living on the sun, but that’s nothing compared to the outrageous fashion choices from the Real Housewives. Speaking of bad decisions, let's talk about Optavia, the latest dispatch from cray town has arrived. Oh, and teens—they’re everywhere, and they’re all up in your business. We’ve got rants, laughs, and the brutal truth. Grab your water (and maybe some SPF), it’s about to get spicy. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thank you for listening!

In this episode, we're diving into the cringe and glory of watching yourself on reality TV—because nothing says *peak vanity* like critiquing your own facial expressions on the small screen. While we’re at it, we’ll talk about the real heroes of our screen time: our favorite podcasts that keep us sane. Then, it’s time for the ultimate end of summer guilty pleasure— Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Grab your popcorn and your best side-eye, because we’re unpacking drama, delusion, and everything in between. Tune in for the snark, stay for the side-eye. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thank you for listening!

This week, we’re decoding the baffling world of teenager abbreviations —because why say "that sucks for you" when you can say "TSFY" and yeet your credibility out the window? But that's not all! We’ll also take a front-row seat to the latest reality TV trainwreck, where people make questionable decisions, and we pretend it's "unscripted." Oh, and if you've been waiting for your next financial disaster, there's a shiny new MLM scam ready to take your savings while promising you the world (or at least a handful of casino coins. Tune in for the snark, stay for the side-eye. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thank you for listening!

In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of gym etiquette—because yes, someone needs to tell you not to hog the squat rack for Instagram selfies. From dodging the guy who has his special workout shirt on, to nutrition that actually fuels women (hint: it’s more than salad and air) y’all need more protein. We’ll also take a cold plunge into the latest fitness trends, because apparently, freezing your brown fat is the new hot thing. And, of course, workout fashion—because you can’t crush PRs in tragic leggings. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thanks for listening!

Dive into our latest episode where we recount the summer shenanigans that made us question our life choices—like cramming into an RV for a "relaxing" trip, and surviving endless summer with our kids. We also debate how long you should wear your medal before it gets weird, applaud the athletes who risked it all in the Seine River, and ponder the practicality of Olympic skateboarding and triathlon bike courses. Join us as we celebrate (and mildly roast) those who actually accomplished their summer goals. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected] feel free to share any snarky content and stand you'd like to hear us cover! Thank you for listening!

Welcome to our Maycember episode where we're living our #momlife and recording at the salon with our favorite hairdresser, Kristen. Come along with us as we do what all ladies do in the hair dresser's chair, we talk about life. Topics include: Touching grass, camping in an RV, a little reality tv chat, enjoying frosting, gluten free foods and a couple stylist stories at the end. Enjoy! To contact the amazing Kristen check out her website or instagram: www.kristendoesitall.com and @kristendoesitall. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us for a lively discussion in this episode as we jump in (as always) into reality TV, celebs and ozempic, unravel the intricacies of Mother’s Day expectations, share insights on house remodeling adventures, and reflect on the joys and challenges of parenting kids. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us for a wild ride in this week's episode as we delve into a mix of pop culture, From the drama-filled seas of 'Below Deck' to pondering the existence of aliens, we'll explore it all. Get ready for a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s with a twist of Pinterest inspiration, reminisce about our 'best day ever' Facebook memories, and dive into the world of reality TV with discussions on RHONJ, VPR, and Lala's surprising fighting skills. Plus, buckle up for a Diddy deep dive and discover what your birth order says about you. Are you ready to explore the eclectic mix of subjects we've got in store for you this week? Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us on this episode of "Hair Mastery": We cover a wide range of hair care topics, from client communication to embracing gray hair, with expert advice on oils, treatments, regrowth, and more. Plus, of course we ask who would look better bald. Tune in for all the insights you need to master your hair game! To contact the amazing Kristen check out her website or instagram: www.kristendoesitall.com and @kristendoesitall. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us on our podcast as we navigate the murky waters of adulthood while discussing everything from Taylor Swift to Below Deck, soccer, and the ultimate taco throw down. In this episode, we're joined by Kristen to chat about all things bangs, hair products, dressing for comfort in life and work, the art of slang (like 'what’s up brother'), plus the first of three... hundred essential tips for hair. Tune in for a fun-filled, insightful conversation! To contact the amazing Kristen check out her website or instagram: www.kristendoesitall.com and @kristendoesitall. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Today we dive into the untamed world of mountain lions, teen slang, and the wild landscape of The Valley. Join us as we roast “influencers” exploiting their kids for likes, discuss straight vs mid-size vs plus-size fashion and explore fad diets like the 'sticks of butter diet' (because who needs arteries anyway?). But wait, there's more scandal than a Jeffrey Epstein documentary, including conspiracy theories about the moon landing and the latest craze in tanning that has everyone looking more orange than a former president's spray tan. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the absurdity of modern culture, served with a side of snark. Like and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. Share our podcast with EVERYONE! And if you'd like to get a hold of the hosts, you can email us at [email protected].

Jump into the icy waters of self-discovery with our latest episode as we explore the invigorating and psychopathic world of cold plunges. Discover how embracing discomfort can lead to personal growth, all while discussing the art of not giving a shit, powering through workouts, and maybe even dodging a speeding ticket or two along the if you’re Chelsea. Please like, follow and rate our podcast and be sure to follow along on instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us as we discuss decluttering tips, minimalist lifestyle hacks, and share juicy updates from our favorite reality shows with our special guest Ashley. It's the perfect blend of simplicity and indulgence, so grab your headphones and let's dive in! Please like, follow and rate our podcast and be sure to follow along on instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us this week as we kvetch about cars, roses and thorns with the family and hormonal hijinks. Please like, follow and rate our podcast and be sure to follow along on instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Welcome to the podcast where we dissect the fabulous world of spring fashion, the sweaty journey of fitness, and the art of fake ass apologies in your 40s—because let's face it, by now you should have mastered the art of passive aggression. Get ready to sweat, strut, and say sorry-not-sorry, darlings! Please like follow and rate our podcast and follow along on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We're back to our regular schedule of snark. Catch up with us on life and all of our favorite reality TV moments from the past week. If you like what you're hearing, please like, follow and share our podcast! Find us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. And if you'd like to contact our hosts, you can reach us at [email protected]. Thank you for listening!

Kicking it back old school to Season 1 with an encore presentation of "How to Lose Friends and Influence MLM: Our former health coach story.' This was one of our most listened to podcasts from Season 1 and we knew you'd want to hear more this season in upcoming episodes, so what a better time then now for a replay! You may also want to revisit our interview with Alyson on Episode 5 & 6 for more of a deep dive into relationships inside the MLM. As always, please like, follow and rate our podcast. Connect with us on instagram @jackedtanandsnarky or via email at [email protected] Thanks for listening! BYE!

Get ready to roll your eyes, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about the baffling world of teenage slang, the dumpster fire that is reality TV, and the art of parenting in the age of eye-rolls. Tune in to join our snarky journey! Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us in this episode as we navigate the jungle of parenting with a touch of snark, unravel the absurdity of New Year's resolutions, and expose the shady characters lurking in the shadows. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of eye-rolling moments, hilarious reflections, and a generous sprinkle of sarcasm. Because, let's face it, some parents are just as rude as our failed resolutions, and the shady folks? Well, they're always the life of the party you never wanted to attend. Tune in, and let's collectively roll our eyes into 2024. Please like follow and rate our podcast and follow along on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Enjoy our special guest this week who is dominating her space within the world of Physical Therapy. She’s put us back together after our injuries, kicked our asses into gear, and now she’s here to take our questions and divulge who she thinks would win in a fight. Join us! Please like follow and rate our podcast and follow along on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected]. If we've convinced you that you need an amazing physical therapist in your life and you're local to us, and want to reach out, here are the details (just don't hog all the appointment times-lol): Kirsten Carmichael, DPT, CSCS 530-601-9729 https://www.ponderarehab.com

Buckle up for a turbulence of bad plane manners, the struggle of squeezing into jeans, and a cosmic plunge into the Twin Flame Universe. We're serving attitude at 30,000 feet, wrestling with denim drama, and decoding the cosmic connections that make you question if your soulmate is just a parallel universe away. Fasten your seatbelts; this podcast episode is about to take you on a wild ride through the skies and the fitting room. Please like follow and rate our podcast and follow along on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. If you'd like to get in touch with the hosts, reach out at [email protected].

Join us on 'Slang & Rom-Coms Rewind,' where we dissect the language of today's youth, served with a side of snark. From lit drip to epic fails, we decode it all while taking a nostalgic trip back to the 90s, celebrating one of the cheesiest and slightly problematic rom-coms. Plus, what happens when people start making cringey social media posts about you. Be sure to like, rate and follow our podcast on all platforms and find us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. Also, if you'd like to contact the hosts of JTS, email us at [email protected]. Thanks for listening! Bye!

Get ready for a dose of wisdom and lunges, where life lessons meet leg day, all served with a side of snark. This week is rollercoaster ride of teaching wackadoos, Christmas decor wisdom, and tips for feeling our best in the months to come – because your 40s are the new 20s. Be sure to like, rate and follow our podcast on all platforms and find us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. Also, if you'd like to contact the hosts of JTS, email us at [email protected]. Thanks for listening! Bye!

Unleash your inner drama llama in our latest episode as we dissect the art of starting an Instagram fight with a shady comment. Learn the subtle tactics, the not-so-subtle shade, and why a well-placed snark can be your weapon of mass disruption. Warning: Side effects may include raised eyebrows and unfollows. Enter the Insta-ring at your own risk. If you've enjoyed listening please review and follow! You can also follow along with our snarky content on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky. To contact Chelsea or Jenny about this topic or anything else email us at [email protected].

This is Part 2 of our conversation with Alyson Moore from "The Unlikely Pastor's Wife." Where we continue our conversation about our experience within the highest ranks of a health and wellness mlm. If you would like to send comments, questions or feedback on The JTS podcast, you can reach the hosts at [email protected]. Please follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky and check out Alyson's podcast here (https://open.spotify.com/show/6elxn7QAizkgA1Zp57Rdk7?si=31f1f9e1e4954c2a).

Today we cover the absurdity and absurd claims, call out the hucksters, and share outrageous stories from those who've been on the inside. We welcome our guest Alyson Moore of the podcast "The Unlikely Pastor's Wife" to join us in the snark about our former MLM. If you would like to send comments, questions or feedback on The JTS podcast, you can reach the hosts at [email protected]. Please follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky and check out Alyson's podcast here (https://open.spotify.com/show/6elxn7QAizkgA1Zp57Rdk7?si=31f1f9e1e4954c2a).

Whether you're a survivor, a skeptic, or just curious about the world of MLMs, this episode is a two part destination for stories, insights, and a healthy dose of snark. Along the way, we'll shine a spotlight on the crafty “coaches” who thrive on deception and reveal the often absurd and cringe-worthy moments that make you snark and sigh in equal measure. Show notes: Chatting and snarking until around 15 minutes with topics such as RBF and "Yeet this Slang" then we start dishing on our MLM story. Follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky and reach out to us at [email protected] with comments, suggestions and support!

Join us for an episode of Jacked, Tan, and Snarky where we tackle the hot flashes of menopause, dissect how Taylor Swift is visiting mojo dojo casa houses for the football season, and Jenny learns how to “grand millennial”.

In this week's episode, Jenny and Chelsea take a no-holds-barred approach to snarking about glam teams, dish on their favorite Real Housewives franchises, and dive deep into the question: Are you vain? Join us for a candid and entertaining discussion that's anything but basic. We are excited to announce that we are on Spotify, Apple and Amazon Music! If you would like to contact the show, send any messages to [email protected]. Happy Listening!

Join two fabulous moms in their 40s as they navigate the exciting world of fitness, fashion, reality TV, and everything in between. Unleash your inner snark and let loose with these witty and candid hosts, as they share their thoughts on the latest fashion trends, dive deep into reality TV drama, and provide hilarious commentary on the challenges and triumphs of maintaining a fit and healthy lifestyle in your 40s.