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Jacks and Viv: Unqualified
by Jacks and Viv
Unfiltered. Unprofessional. Unqualified.
Episodes
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Episode #38. Post-COVID Life
Fingers crossed, there might just be a light at the end of the tunnel. As vaccines start to roll out, Jacks and Viv start to think through what a post-COVID world will look like when the pandemic starts to show itself out. We can't wait to hang out with our friends again, but what's the proper...
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Episode #37. Things We're Terrible At
Alright, as a follow-up to our 'things we're really good at' episode, we thought it was only fair to counterbalance with a, 'things we're terrible at' episode. From cooking, to having general self-control when it comes to any type of food, it turns out.. there's quite a lot that we're just not...
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Episode #36. Lies Our Parents Told Us
Parents. They're supposed to be the ones to guide you in life. Pass down their knowledge and wisdom. But....Santa Claus? Not swimming 30 minutes after you've eaten? You need a husband???!!!! Our parents love us (or at least, we think they do), but MAN can they lie. In this episode, Jacks and Viv...
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Episode #35. Tips for Living Together
The day has finally come. After fighting off elbow-less weirdos and homeless suitors, ages of searching all the dating apps, Jacks is finally the plunge. Yup. She's moving in with her boyfriend. In this episode, Viv answers Jacks' burning questions on how to cohabitate with her SO without killing...
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Episode #34. Valentine's Day
Which do you celebrate? Galentine's Day - you give props to your gal pals for sticking by you through thick and thin! You share life updates, whether it be promotions, breakups, a new recipe or an unmentionable experience in the bathroom. When you're drunk, you know your friend will get you water...
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Episode #33. Things We're Really Good At
So.. we're bad a lot of things... like, a LOT. BUTTTTT there are some we actually are REALLY good at. In this episode, Jacks and Viv regail us with tales of triumph. If you want tips on how to drunkenly remove makeup, inhale way too many nuggets or hide your disregard of personal hygiene, Jacks…
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Episode #32. Keeping Entertained in Quarantine
Welp, we kicked 2020 to the curb!!! And here we are, 2 weeks into the new year and.....it's not any better. Hmm.. So with another round of stay at home orders and extensions on state of emergencies, Jacks and Viv are now pros on how to stay somewhat sane and have questionable fun during…
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Episode #31. New Year, New Us
2020 is almost done (WOO HOO!) Considering we spent pretty much the entire year in sweat pants and aspiring to be nothing more than a potato, a lot of our goals for this past year flew out the window along with our plans to socialize, travel and put makeup on. So as this dumpster fire of a year...
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Episode #30. What's the Deal with Santa?
"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.." Ahhh.. the jolly fat man in red pajamas… no, we’re not talking about your drunk Uncle Jerry, but none other than Santa himself! In this episode, Jacks and Viv discuss the enigma that is Santa Claus, and share all of our burning...
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Episode #29. Our Fave Holiday Traditions
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..." It's officially DECEMBER!!! And that means singing along to Michael Bublé's Christmas album, decorating the tree and every available space in your home, and throwing out the horrid scale (calories don't count until January 1st right?). In this...
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Episode #28. Covid Habits We Hope Stick
We think we speak for everyone when we say “WTF was wrong with this year?” Well, how much time do you have? Who knew we’d spend this year in Quarantine and spraying and praying the COVID germs away? But, not everything about this global pandemic was Godawful. Stay with us here! For starters, now…
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Episode #27. Weird Times to Make Eye Contact
It's been 1 year of Jacks and Viv!!!! Here we are, 27 episodes in and with a pandemic going on around us! Crazy! Since all of us responsible and kind individuals are wearing masks in public, we have to admit, sometimes it is hard to rely on only our eyes to convey a message. So instances of…
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Episode #26. Halloween in your 30s
Remember when you were in your 20’s and if you needed a costume idea you just added the word “slutty” in front of anything and that’s what you would go as? And now if it’s not warm or comfortable, it’s not touching your body. (Break out the onesies!!) Halloween parties used to start at 11PM and…
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Episode #25. Biggest Lies We Have Ever Told
Jacks is only 25 years old and Viv only weighs 120lbs. Both.. are... not... lies. Ok fine. They are. But not by much ok?? Oh Gaawwd.. ok, we're lying by a lot. This one is all about the big lies that Jacks and Viv tell, from disliking pop culture and pop music to their relationships with guys and...
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Episode #24. Okay to do as a Kid... Not Okay as an Adult
We've said it many times before, and we'll keep saying it... Adulting is HARD. When we were younger, we had full-on meltdowns in a grocery store, we didn't have to "hold it in" until it hurts... we just.. wet our pants. In this episode of Jacks and Viv, we lament about all the things we used to…
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Episode #23. How To Make Chores More Fun
Sometimes, life is just a bit of a bore. Maybe you're buying groceries (because you're an adult, and if you don't do it, you won't have snacks!!!) or maybe you're just stuck following your mother around in a department store. Jacks and Viv share tips and tricks they've collected over the years to...
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Episode #22. Our Dream Jobs
What do we want to be when we grow up? In this episode, Jacks and Viv muse over their dream jobs if money (and calories) were no object. Some dream jobs seem normal. Like becoming a wedding planner or a cooking show host! Some jobs... not so much. Think professional paper folder. Yes, for reals....
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Episode #21. Rabbit Holes Part 2
We're baaaaack! With all this time that Jacks and Viv has had during quarantine, you know they've gone down a heck of a lot more rabbit holes! What kind of time suck things have they been up to? Well.. there's pinkity-drinkity pranks and Breaking Amish bingo... and just so much more! Join us for...
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Episode #20. The People We Look Up To
Michelle Obama, the AOC, the Notorious RBG, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and our moms... All amazing women. All amazing role models. But who doesn't look up to these powerhouses? What about the baker that hooked little Jackie up with free gingerbread cookies? What about the after school television show...
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Episode #19. The Parents We Want To Be
VOTE JACQUELINE MURCHISON AND VIVIAN CHAN FOR PTA PRESIDENT AND VICE-PRESIDENT!!! Seriously though, can you picture it? We'd have posters up around the school, we're passing out cupcakes that are iced in campaign colours (yes, we'll have a gluten-free option) and you know we're sending your kids...
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Episode #18. The Weirdest Gifts We've Given/Received
Happy Birthday Can-eh?-da and Amurrrrica! And as per tradition, when there's a birthday.... there's DRINKS! Oh right, And gifts! From Jacks, you get a whole freedom dollar and from Viv, you get Justin Trudeau speaking moistly! As a bonus gift, (because we love you!), we're gifting you another...
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Episode #17. The Best Advice From Our Dads
Father's Day is just around the corner, so we're taking this episode to talk about our dads! They've given us lots of random advice and life hacks over the years, from Pop Murch's calorie counting logic to Papa Chan's countdowns to very distant milestones, we're sharing their random tips and...
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Episode #16. Romance During Quarantine
If you're like Jacks and Viv, you've probably been stuck at home for much longer than you had wanted/planned for. Perhaps you're at home spending almost ALL your time with your significant other (and thinking "if we can get through this, we can get through anything!) or you're single and REALLY...
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Episode #15. Knowledge Gaps
We have a secret. While we pretend to be well-adjusted adults, there are (a lot of!) things that we never learned.. or did we just black out and not pay attention when it was being taught? Probably the latter. Anyways, now here we are, the (semi) self-sufficient grown ups you see today. In this...
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Episode #14. Kids these days will never know the pains of...
Damn kids with their fidget spinners and TikTok videos!! They'll never know what life was like before smart phones and google maps. In this episode, Jacks and Viv lament over how good today's youth have it, and talk about all the hardships us millennials have had to endure growing up that they'll...
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Episode #13. Adjusting to Quarantine
It's Jacks and Viv Episode 13 aka the Baker's Dozen episode! (And that's about how many donuts Viv has been consuming during this time) Just like everyone else, we are all stuck at home in quarantine and going through our quarantine snacks like there's no tomorrow and our summer beach bodies are…
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Episode #12. Rabbit Holes
We've all been there. You know... gone down the rabbit hole like Alice in Wonderland? Except, there's no tea party and no rabbits. Instead of just hunting for a quick and easy blueberry muffin recipe, you've now spent into hours scrolling through the endless Buzzfeed playlist. It's now verryyyy...
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Episode #11. Advice to Our Younger Selves
Hindsight is 20/20 right? Jacks and Viv are getting old and are now full of regrets. So in this episode, they're reflecting on their past (gulp!) and pulling a Cher - getting all "if I could turrrrn back ttiiiiimmme..." From food (is it bad that McDonald's is comfort food?) to fashion (jelly…
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Episode #10. Impressing The Parents
Did you catch the season finale of The Bachelor? (If not, you missed out on reality television GOLD!) Bachelor Peter's mom, Barb (who turned out to be the true MVP of this crappy season), called out Madison for showing up 3 hours late to meet them, not apologizing for keeping them waiting and…
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Episode #9. Lessons by Disney
Looking to get hitched? Have every eligible maiden in the kingdom show up at your house for a a ball! 16 years old and got eyes for royalty? Trade your voice for legs (women don't need to talk, right?) Looking for a roommate? Why not get 7? Is every Disney movie just a variation of The Bachelor?…
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Episode #8. Dating Series Part 2: Online/Dating Hacks
Galentine's and Valentine's Day is this week! Whether you're smushing your lips against your lover or throwing a dinner party with your girls and burning any remnants of your ex, love - or lack of it - is in the air! So we're continuing our Dating Series episodes with Part 2: Online/Dating Hacks!...
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Episode #7. Dating Series Part I: Dating Ask Us Anything
We already told you we're unqualified to be giving any advice, yet we keep getting asked dating questions.. as if we're experts. So.. we figured, let's jump on this train with a Dating Series and our first stop is an "Ask Us Anything" episode! We crowdsourced questions from our listeners and had...
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Episode #6. Shit We Don't Have Time For
Jacks and Viv are in the same house!!!! And in this episode, not only are we sharing a bottle of wine and our cheese, we're sharing our stories and experiences about all the things that we no longer have time for. We're getting older, we're getting impatient, and sometimes, we just want to go…
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Episode #5. Keeping your New Year's Resolutions
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It's 2020! It's a brand spankin' new year, friends! A brand new decade! In this first episode of the new year, Jacks and Viv talk about making (and keeping, or failing at) resolutions. Resolutions. Goals. Predictions. Reminders. Whatever you call it, we're talking about it. As…
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Episode #4. How to Get Over a Breakup
Crying your face off. A spur of the moment haircut. Revenge body. Naming bait after your ex. Exercise (did somebody say extra fries?) Whatever it is that helps you get over your ex after a breakup. Because breaking up is already hard to go through, we want to make sure you don't go through it...
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Episode #3. Life Hacks
Apparently the "hair tie pants expander" life hack we shared in Episode 1 was life changing for some listeners. (Guess we're all hitting up those AYCE sushi joints!) So we're back! And after a fun filled trip to LA for Disneyland, we were armed with expensive souvenirs, slight tan lines and more...
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Episode #2. Confessions
Like early 2000's Usher once sang "These are my confessions.." Ever had things you've been holding onto over the years that are just eating you up and the only way you can move on is to share it with someone close to you that you trust? Or in our case, why not share it with all of you? Time to…
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Episode #1. Adulting
Adulting: (noun) the practice of behaving in a way characteristic of a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks. Well crap. Nobody told us that adulting was going to be this difficult. This week Jacks and Viv discuss all the struggles about being an adult....
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