Jaded Views

Episodes

1. 43

   Episode 43 - Team Taco Bell

   The boys are back again with a Taco Bell special, and who actually still goes to 'Wimpy' anyway.

   Jan 12, 2016

   55m
2. 42

   Episode 42 - Code Red!

   A bumper episode, and the first of the CHRISTMAS specials. Episode 42 features a little bit of therapy, Walter has been christmas shopping, Tony has been hitting the town, the casino and chatting up some goth chick called Hayley. And what is happening in the studios local post office? Finally a...

   Dec 1, 2015

   1h 24m
3. 41

   Episode 41 - Taxes and Therapy

   Tonight, Rampage leads a show about his taxes and asks for some drug related therapy. all this and maybe some input from Walter Melonz.

   Nov 23, 2015

   50m
4. 40

   Episode 40 - Is it Frozen?!?

   This week the boys pay tribue to Paris. Rampage reveals something about himself and then reveals what he is dishing up this christmas for extortion amounts of money. Walter has an issue in a shop called 'Game' eBay emails and more.

   Nov 17, 2015

   1h 23m
5. 39

   Episode 39 - Casino and Chinamen

   The boys are back again this week to bring you more stories about Casinos, Hookers, Religion and and two stories go head to head for the crown of Funnest Story Ever on the show.

   Nov 13, 2015

   1h 04m
6. 38

   Episode 38 - Pumpkin Spiced

   Tonight, the host discuss reasons why Rampage wants to destroy another human beings life, what is wrong with the trust fund white girls of American and the PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE (and oh god, walter has thrown his microphone on the floor!!!) Listener email and Rampage holds his silence. All this…

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   Nov 2, 2015

   1h 00m
7. 37

   Episode 37 - Human Hot Dogs

   Whats up everyone, its the Jaded Views podcast, back again and this week the hosts have topical stories, breaking news and the usual back and forth. [email protected]

   Oct 26, 2015

   53m
8. 36

   Episode 36 - Back in Black

   The boys are back, yeah yeah yeah yeah, back in black. the boys are back this week in episode 26 after a 6 week hitaus BUT are they back for good??

   Oct 20, 2015

   1h 22m
9. 35

   Episode 35 - Dark Web

   Rampage is going it alone, in a silly idea, and presents a bit of a serious half hour involving a man from Liverpool going breaking bad on a man and getting caught by, the FBI. Seriously? The FBI? But the silverlining is, Rampage has prepped the entire soundboard up, and not written it down, and...

   Sep 18, 2015

   27m
10. 34

    Episode 34 - It's a bit Gary Glitter

    Usual bullshit involving your favorite hosts of the evening, Walter Melonz and Sir, Tony Rampage. This week they discuss what is lingering on Walters A-nus, What has Rampage been Drunk Texting who, then in the meat of the show Rampage displays his usual tendency to abandon things mid discussion…

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    Sep 7, 2015

    1h 00m
11. 33

    Episode 33 - Fly

    The boys are back, and they believe the new software is working perfectly... The boys pay massive tribute to one of the all time greatest shows of all time. Meanwhile Rampage has discovered the shocking truth about veggie items at McDonalds. Further, he also reveals he has no idea how to do the...

    Sep 1, 2015

    1h 02m
12. 32

    Episode 32 - Upgrades

    After the shambles of episode 31 rampage has made up a revolutionary new way of making the internet radio show that is taking the world by storm....... And yes you guesses it, it has a few teething issues. Resuming normal service Rampage takes leadership of this one, A Cannibal serial killer…

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    Aug 27, 2015

    1h 01m
13. 31

    Episode 31 - Train Wreck'd

    Better late than never, Rampage phones Walter in this 30 minute debacle of an episode, the major question is, Who is locking babies in safes? [email protected] jadedviews.bigcartel.com

    Aug 23, 2015

    16m
14. 30

    Episode 30 - Road Rage and Bikinis

    Once again Melonz gets to distracted with his own life to actually discuss the topics that are promised at the start of the show (you know what his like by now) Rampage is swamped by 3 Bikini clad ladies at his local Gym and tries to follow British etiquette. Then in usual Melonz style we have a...

    Aug 13, 2015

    1h 00m
15. 29

    Episode 29 - 'Merica

    By sheer coincidence a themed episode has arrived. Melonz explains his concerns over the Average American persons diet with a taste test. Plus how do American police deal with children with ADHD? Handcuff them of course! What happens when an American attempts to kill an Armadillo? Bouncing…

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    Aug 7, 2015

    1h 06m
16. 28

    Episode 28 - Bascially, Yeah?

    A bumper episode of your favorite show, the podcast which is taking, the WORLD by storm. This week, the guys have a long conversation about why Melonz is retarded. What has been the All American, Idol to all, Eat your greens brother, HULKAMANIA been saying about people? The hosts look at the...

    Jul 30, 2015

    1h 43m
17. 27

    Episode 27 - International Incident

    In this international episode Rampage takes the reigns and guides in a world tour. From close to home the lads have been golfing? golfing? with a few fans of the show, International news from Italy about a Fat guy who is just plain lazy. Do you have the hots for farm animals? have a fetish for a...

    Jul 23, 2015

    1h 15m
18. 26

    Episode 26 - Butter knives & Coat Hangers

    The boys are back and this time around they are nailing the topics that were promised from episode 25, it took 2 hours though! In this special much is discussed, A wheel chair dwarf with a piss bag? An old German who still thinks its the second world war in his basement & HSBC staff decided to…

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    Jul 15, 2015

    1h 56m
19. 22

    Episode 22 - Eurolisten Special Part 2

    A Day Late and a Dollar short, Jaded Views Eurolisten Special, Part 2. In the Second EPISODE THIS WEEK we feature An additional hour worth of listening on the grand listening competition of them all, and who doesn't want a moustash. Who is exposed as ripping off a Japanese man with his own kid...

    Jul 14, 2015

    1h 09m
20. 25

    Episode 25 - That Didn't Go Well..

    Melonz and Rampage are back in the Melonz studio, for your usual tag team podcast you have come to hate! If your expecting a round up of weird news articles then you may want to skip this episode. As although intended…… They never really get around to talking about the articles. Still a…

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    Jul 9, 2015

    1h 12m
21. 24

    Episode 24 - Gets 'Whole' in one

    Jester is back and something is nagging Rampage as Episode 24 deals with the superiority of the North Koreans. More important than that, why are those chaps with funny hats arresting potential bus passengers, a man after Rampages own heart when it comes to revenge, and how has that man Ronaldo...

    Jul 1, 2015

    1h 00m
22. 23

    Episode 23 - BanCoq

    This week we welcome Jester back to the show, but more important where is ACDC? Rampage has a issue with an Manhattan apartment block, and finds out Magento and friends have apparently fallen on hard times. Melonz has a fetish with Lady Boys for the 3rd episode running and presents his new game...

    Jun 25, 2015

    1h 11m
23. 22

    Episode 22 - Eurolisten Special Part 1

    Mr Walter Melons has put a lot of effort into this bumper episode than ever before, It breaks our hour limit and goes nearly 2 hours! 2 hours of classic Jaded Views action. AND THATS NOT ALL; this is merely PART ONE of TWO parts this week!!! Tonight, what have Tony and Jester been doing in a…

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    Jun 17, 2015

    1h 41m
24. 21

    Episode 21 - They make ships, y'know!

    This week! Which car company builds ships? After a friends wedding Tony has much discuss of a friends of a show's soon to be wife, and their shared vegetarianism. Who is falsely advertising lamb kebabs containing chicken? Who owns the sun? and Why are they sueing EBAY? Tony doesn't care, because...

    Jun 10, 2015

    1h 02m
25. 20

    Episode 20 - A Saw Subject

    In this bumper show; Melonz gets behind the wheel of this episode and in a slightly intoxicated state, He discusses a recent story of a German (Would have to be German) who is advising people on the correct method of pushing out a stool, Apparently you! Your Mum, Your Jewish neighbour and the…

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    Jun 3, 2015

    1h 22m
26. 19

    Episode 19 - A Rack Of Ribs

    Sir Tony Rampage is large and in charge of Episode 19, finding a mass of variety of darkness in the world. A Conservative MP has raised some eye brows as he suggests using the Guillotine to dispose of disabled children. Melonz tries to resist getting out his Penis as Rampage shows him pictures of…

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    May 28, 2015

    1h 17m
27. 18

    Episode 18 - OMG! That New Hamburglar, OMG!

    Do you like wrestling? Ever wondered what finishing move you would use on a 4 Year Old? Do you enjoy Handicap Pornography? Do you have a certain soft spot for the deaf and there strange sexual noises! YES, YOU SAY?!?! Well your in luck as this is the episode you have been waiting for from the…

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    May 19, 2015

    1h 05m
28. 17

    Episode 17 - Hello? Is This The Pope??

    The deadly duo are back for yet another episode of your hourly fix of jibber jabbas. Is there a pattern to the type of people who work at EVERY KFC? Did the very hot cashier over salt Melonz Chicken? Do guys with pony tails like to have sexual relations, with dogs? Plus! the discount supermarket...

    May 12, 2015

    1h 11m
29. 16

    Episode 16 - Mac ATTACK!

    Melons presents this show, this time out we have, Phone Fight (MAC ATTACK)! Duct tape IGUANAS!!!! a girl who seeks her former lover via gumtree. To red for school? ALL THIS, MORE AND BEAM! Its a Melons show, you know what that means, jump right in this is Jaded Views! [email protected]

    May 8, 2015

    57m
30. 15

    Episode 15 - Replacements

    I had a description and now its gone, please accept this replacement... There has been a loss in the Jaded Views team, and it is revealed what has, this being a odd numbered episode that means this is a Rampage episode, he discussed and stays on topic this week, a LOCAL teacher who playing "play...

    Apr 30, 2015

    59m
31. 14

    Episode 14 - Prepare for Trouble

    The hosts are disturbed virtually immediately on the show as 2 Chavs in a Chav Chariot with a Chav Cannon park outside the studio for no god dam reason. Rampage users the opportunity to broadcast this live before the "Meat" of the show is discussed, Food related of course (Pun Game Is Strong) A...

    Apr 20, 2015

    1h 12m
32. 13

    Episode 13 - A Grave Error

    Better Late than Never, Rampage address the lateness of the show (while wasted and in a deep place) and the audio takes a turn for a worse, this is the 13th Elephant, I mean episode, but here we go! 13 is unlucky for some but not 2 the hosts of the most Jaded Podcast. However, Rampage explains…

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    Apr 18, 2015

    59m
33. 12

    Episode 12 – Full Of Shit

    Not Full of shit in terms of content, although that is up for debate. Oddly Melonz has come up with a list of stories that all revolve around the sticky substance in some context or another. So just like episode 11, Melonz takes the rains for this one! An elderly women has been terrorizing a…

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    Apr 10, 2015

    1h 00m
34. 11

    Episode 11 - One man and his dog!

    Sir Rampage is back to good health and has decided to do some pre-show planning. So, Melonz has decided that Rampage is to take the lead role with this one. Rampage discusses wrestlers with aids as well as Fat Raven's jiggling gut. A Vicars son who was on a mission to do something freaky with 2…

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    Mar 31, 2015

    55m
35. 10

    Episode 10 - Retard Circus

    Jaded Views strikes back delivering the shocking news of Rey Mysterio Jr killing a fellow wrestler with his patent, 619. Rampage is ill, Melons discuss the Retard Circus, and the fabled Andrex Peado Advert is finally discussed many many episodes after it was said we would. Stay Tuned for more,...

    Mar 24, 2015

    56m
36. 9

    Episode 9 – Mystery Meat

    In this weeks installment Rampage talks of the horrors of a potential Car Jacking. The Hosts talk briefly on vegetarians and if it is suitable to serve a meat based gravy. Chomp, Melonz tells of a story from the lands of Mother Russia, were Homeless hammer attacks result in not getting the…

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    Mar 17, 2015

    1h 09m
37. 8

    Episode 8 – Deep Heat

    The Boys have finally been reunited after several episodes but first Melonz has a few things he needs to get off his chest. Melonz finds a story of a rat man who enjoys smelling moist ladies seats, Sexual fetishes are glazed over to accommodate this human beings behaviour. The show is invaded by...

    Mar 10, 2015

    1h 00m
38. 7

    Episode 7 - Spock

    Sir Tony Rampage is joined by guest host Jester in this weeks hour long Jaded Views. Walter Melonz is no longer missing but still misses this show. On tonights program, Jester and Rampage pay tribute to Sir SPOCK who died over the weekend, they discuss news within 12 minutes of it breaking. They...

    Mar 2, 2015

    53m
39. 6

    Episode 6 - Rampage

    Sir Anthony W Rampage goes it alone as Walter Melonz is MISSING! MISSING?!? MISSING! In a bite sized show Sir Tony discusses 'Play Something Dancy' by Dee Simon, reveals a SHOCKING entry to the YAC segment, Better Call Saul, yep thats covered, and his perferred method for faking his death.…

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    Feb 23, 2015

    25m
40. 5

    Episode 5 - First Superbowl Special

    The most technical issue plagued show is back with even more technical difficulties! The most Jaded UK Podcast, Hosted by the 2 most Jaded UK Podcrafter's discuss the recent televised Superbowl. In an attempt to try and understand why our cousins over the pond, the yanks, find it so damn good....

    Feb 16, 2015

    56m
41. 4

    Episode 4 - Code 44!

    Once again the regular hosts are joined by special guest Jester. Who does well to take down his second shot of Mr Beam (He isn’t a spirits person) Sir Rampage discusses his disgust for children in pubs, which is promptly followed by Jester throwing his 2p worth into the discussion. Melonz is also...

    Feb 10, 2015

    44m
42. 3

    Episode 3 - Technical Difficulties

    By a sheer miracle the hosts are joined by the shows first special guest, Jester. A miracle indeed as he was only informed with very short notice (Good work Rampage) It becomes immediately apparent that the extra person has had a dramatic effect on the quality of the shows audio. Melonz realizes...

    Feb 2, 2015

    59m
43. 2

    Episode 2 – Uggh What Happened?

    As the various shots of Mr Beam, Alcohol free beer, Cider and Newcastle's finest mix together. The hosts attempt to move the show forward by looking to the past, 2014 to be exact! To discuss just how toxic the year was for gaming. Melonz tries to remember a Gears Of War character and yes you...

    Jan 26, 2015

    50m
44. 1

    Episode 1 – Am Ready Grrrrrrr!

    Welcome one and all to the first ever episode of Jaded Views. Sir Anthony Rampage wants to talk about Alcohol Free Beer after accidentally purchasing a bottle for the show. Walter Melonz gets angry with eBay after buying a blacklisted phone from Hong Kong in his own stupidity. And the plan for...

    Jan 18, 2015

    58m