PODCAST · comedy
Jason Dick and Friends
by Jason Dick
Jason and co rap on sports, pop culture, gambling, poker, pickleball, movies, music and most notably... their stupid lives.
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Divorce My Brain & Vagina (featuring Deb O'Keefe)
It's all happening! Deb O'Keefe joins for a reboot of Deb's QB Cuties. She rates the attractiveness of 35 NFL starting(ish) quarterbacks. As with any Deb episode, there are plenty of asides on her plants, animals, neighbors and technical difficulties.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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156
No Comment (featuring Tim League)
The guys start by discussing a new promise from possible future President of Austin Nick Hajda. Then Alamo Drafthouse founder and former owner Tim League joins to talk movies and the business.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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155
You Came At The Wrong Drunk
Jason and Nick discuss a new financial difficulty... Jason can't afford rehab! Also, he is bad at enjoying marijuana which may have led to his slight under-enjoyment of the Kesha concert. Finally, the guys welcome Zach from New Braunfels, the host of the Bad Movie podcast, for a round of How Do You Like Theeeese Tomatoes?Bad Movie podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/424Lfdp4DKvRDyxUsuraylBonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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154
Isn't All Milk Breast Milk?
Jason and Nick start the show discussing the return of Ted Lasso (no spoilers) and Hard Knocks before Nick explains how Jason has cat energy. Then the guys offer spoiler rich thoughts on Spiderman: Brand New Day.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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153
PHOOMER!
Jason and Nick are joined by Dave B for a sports ish episode but first announce the return of Deb's QB Cuties! Deb is going to rate the attractiveness of all NFL starting quarterbacks. You can win free Pluckers by emailing your guess of her top 5 and bottom 5 to [email protected] the guys delve into the alarming pace of Nick's weed consumption, a grocery store Who's The Asshole!??, discuss Tony Romo's suspension, and debut a new game.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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152
Grandmothered In
The show starts with Nick's impromptu announcement he is running for President of Austin. Then the guys the viral John Oliver vs Buc-ee's showdown. Did Tony Romo's arrest video actually help him? And of course, Nick has relapsed on weed.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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151
Smells Like Bengay And Denture Cream
We encourage you to power through Jason and Nick having a difficult conversation on dynamic pricing of movie tickets. It get a little hairy but is followed by some fun bonus Odyssey nitpicks, an impromptu review of Masters of the Universe, and finally some Lebron James + Tony Romo sports talk.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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150
From The Makers of Trojan Chloroform
If I told you this episode was wall to wall film talk, is that something you'd be interested? Nick offers an in depth breakdown of his top 5 (or 25?) active directors list. Then they nitpick their way through a spoiler rich review of The Odyssey. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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149
I'm Gonna Go Watch A Little DP (featuring Ed Clements)
Jason and Nick start the show with a spoiler free conversation about The Odyssey and Christopher Nolan as a filmmaker. Then they welcome sportscasting legend Ed Clements to discuss The Open Championship and World Cup Final. Finally, the discuss the first ever World Cup halftime show.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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148
Kids Are Dumb
Jason and Nick start the show discussing Nick possibly giving up weed before some classic BS Conjecture About Imaginary Topics. Could any 9 year olds kick you ass? Then Jason shares some of his recent airline woes and Nick says you have to go full Karen to get anything done.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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147
Onside Kick The Penalty Kick (featuring Mike Moxey)
Jason and Nick discuss the Spurs play by play broadcaster being fired after his girlfriend outted him for cheating with a players' sister. Then they are joined by Mike Moxey for insight on World Cup Soccer plus a fun alternative music game.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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146
But Wait! There's More
More with Jaret from Bowling For Soup, now out from behind the paywall.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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145
Jaret Reddick? More Like Jaret Rerun
As Bowling For Soup once said... "Come back to Texas!!"Ok ok. Im coming. But travel/poker kept me from recording a new episode so please enjoy a replay of one of my favorite episodes.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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144
A Rerun!!??? This Podcast Is A Joke
Short interuption to our recording schedule to celebrate 'Merica! Please enjoy this episode from early 2025.It's the one with the joke.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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143
If You Have A Micropenis, It's OK To Go In There
This show has everything! Sad Hooters closures, dead children, electric vehicle mentorship, scheming a church robbery, and a spoiler rich review of the final season of The Bear.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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142
Church of ChatGPT vs Orthodox Grok (featuring Alex Diamond)
Jason and Nick are excited to welcome former morning show producer Alex "Son of a Preacher Man" Diamond for conversation on bibles in public school and comic book movies. Plus, they debut a new game questionably titled "Shinedown Syndrome."Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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141
My Mom Doesn't Know I've Had Sex
Jason and Nick start with some trvial commentary on the USA Turkey World Cup match. Then Jason has a brilliant scheme to unite the world. Nick details his acclimation to the electric car lifestyle before posing a Who's the Asshole? Finally, the guys have a month late review of Pluribus.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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140
Financial Solvency Is Gay (featuring Deb O'Keefe)
Jason and Nick start with some RIP messages from listeners shared on Jason's Facebook. Then they welcome the great Deb O'Keefe for some games, I Love Yous, and blah blah blahs.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe for more on Deb... hydeparkwallco.com
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139
Kid Friendly Sex Dungeon
Jason and Nick start the show with a petty (and tragic?) annoyance Jason has with Facebook. What do you tip on a large gambling win? Nick is a Hi-Yawn-Day guy now. The guys wrap commenting on Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire, the World Cup, and Nate Bargatze's brand leaning MAGA. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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138
Caught My Parents Having Sex
Jason and Nick bring in Dave B for an official vibes check on what happened to the Spurs. They touch briefly on the World Cup and Jason attending the Stanley Cup Final game 6 before playing some I'll Have What She's Having.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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137
Hotel California (the death metal version)
Jason and Nick start with Jason's review of the No Doubt concert at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Naturally, the conversation devolves into a who is allowed to play what songs debate. Then the guys discuss the potential of Nick buying an electric car.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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136
It's Never Forget; Not Always Remember (featuring former producers Katy and Cassandra)
Jason and Nick start by discussing the latest backlash regarding the Alamo Drafthouse mobile ordering protocols. Then there is an in-depth, multifaceted discussion about how/why Jason's brain sucks. Then the guys welcome former morning show producers Katy and Cassandra for relatable Mom content, relatable fired people content, and relatable quitter people content.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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135
Why Would Elaine Be With Such A Blockhead?
Jason and Nick start the show by inviting therapists to volunteer their services to save the show. Then they enjoy another edition of The Nick Hajda Cares About Anything Happening Right Now Minute. Finally, the guys share their thoughts on the finale of Euphoria... Jason was into it; Nick is just glad it is over. Jason was into reviewing it; Nick is just glad it is over. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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134
Welcome To London; Don't Move Here (featuring Deidre Gott)
Jason and Nick are first joined by Dave B who is still riding high on the Spurs victory in game 7 propelling them to the NBA Finals. The guys have takes, predictions, and asshole inquiries on how to handle Finals tickets.Then Deidre Gott of KUTX joins to talk SXSW London, sister cities, and the ever lessening availability of Arby's.To support Deidre, KUTX, and enjoy some live jams... https://kutx.org/kutx-presents/armadillo-live-benefitting-kutx/Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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133
EVERYTHING Is A Dating Site
Jason and Nick start with a HUGE dental hygienist update followed by some "professional development" updates. Finally, the guys offer reactions to the penultimate Euphoria episode.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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132
What The Honk Is Honking?
There is muchos Spurs conversation in this show but first Jason and Nick welcome Dave B who offers some relatable dad content: taking his daughters honking. The guys roll peacefully through some personal beefs and then the Spurs take start piling up.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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131
This Is Your Vagina On Drugs
Jason and Nick jump into the episode discussing Jason's #DickAcrossAmerica road trip most notably his conquering of the Big Texan 72oz Steak Challenge and it's aftermath. Then enjoy another spoiler rich Euphoria recap from one guy who is enjoying the show and one who says "I'm over it; fuck this show." But which is which???Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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130
No Wonder You Got Fired (featuring Deb O'Keefe)
Jason and Nick start their 200th episode celebration with another edition of Nick Hajda Gives A Shit About Anything Happening Now. Then they're joined by Deb O'Keefe to discuss Nick dating a 25 year old and play a brand new movie game.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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129
If You're Dead, You Gotta Find The Small Victories
SPOILER ALERT!Jason and Nick discuss the most recent episode Euphoria here.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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128
Over The Pants HJ
Action packed episode! Jason and Nick start with (finally) addressing the Mike Vrabel/Dianna Russini situation. Then they welcome owner Kristen Heaney Clark to discuss the unfortunate closure of Yard Bar and how they intend to go out celebrating 11 years as Austin's top dog park bar. Jason then unveils yet another million dollar idea before they wrap with a spoiler rich review of Mortal Kombat 2.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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127
Demographically Dead (featuring Andy Langer)
Jason and Nick are joined by the great Andy Langer just hours after the ACL Fest 2026 lineup is announced to discuss who is coming, who is not, who is mad, and reminisce about 25 years of the festival. Then they dive into week 4 of our Euphoria recap including Jason's top 10 characters.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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126
I Had A Shot!
Jason and Nick are joined by Dave B to discuss the updated title chances for the San Antonio Spurs + complicated gambling scenarios + are the Spurs the best at tanking?Can Nikola Jokic fight?Jason's all time catch phrases.How much does it weigh?And in a relatable dad content segment, Dave discusses teaching his daughters about the ways of the world (including underage drinking).Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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125
A Martini Glass Full Of Jell-O
Jason and Nick start with a very surface level conversation on Things Happening Right Now. Then Nick details his deep cleaning and developments with his dental hygienist crush. They recap the draft standings now that draft season is over before motor boating their way into a spoiler ridden recap of Euphoria episode 3.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe We're donating 25% of our April subscriber revenue to CJ plus 100% of new subscriber $$. To donate... https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-cj-morgans-medical-and-living-expenses
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124
I Said That Just To Hurt You (featuring CJ Morgan)
Mega episode! Jason and Nick start by discussing the White House Correspondent's Dinner shooting and reviewing the new Michael Jackson biopic. Then, in one of our final drafts, the guys pick the best TV shows of all time. Finally, CJ Morgan joins the show to talk new jobs, new ladies, old friends and all things Amarillo, TX. For more on CJ or to donate... https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-cj-morgans-medical-and-living-expensesBonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe We're donating 25% of our April subscriber revenue to CJ plus 100% of new subscriber $$.
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123
At Best You Have Herpes
Jason and Nick start the show with the most obvious topic... guided masturbation? Then it's the debut of a potrntially recurring segment "Nick Hajda Gives A Shit About Anything Happening Right Now Minute." One of the last drafts of draft season is a weird one... draft of hosts of things. And then the guys give their thoughts on the first 2 episodes of Euphoria season 3. SPOILER ALERT!Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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122
I Was Afraid I Was Gonna Say The N Word
Jason and Nick are joined by Dave B for a mostly sports ish episode where they discuss the NFL Draft and preview the NBA playoffs. Then they battle in a draft of stand up comedians and enjoy some slight, SLIGHT, poker talk.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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121
Bad Company? (featuring Aaron Berg and Mike Moxey)
This show is... a show. First, Jason details a new slumlord scheme that may involve you or other flunkies living in his house!Then Jason and Nick welcome the hilarious Aaron Berg to discuss "Lights, Camera, Erection 3: Boats and Hoes."Finally, the guys bring in former Morning X host Mike Moxey to do a draft of 90s alternative bands.For more on Aaron... https://x.com/thesdrshow/status/2041518218427195797?s=46For more on Mike... https://michaelmoxey.com/homeBonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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120
If You Breadcrumb It, She Will Come (featuring Deidre Gott)
Jason and Nick start the show with some upsetting news regarding Jason's rehab journey. Then, naturally, they do a draft of the most fun drugs! KUTX Live Music Booker/Assistant Program Director Deidre Gott joins to weigh in on Nick hitting on his dental hygienist, is marriage necessary, and play a round of You Auto Complete Me (The Google Game). Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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119
That Might Be Why I Got COVID😳😳😳(featuring Ed Clements)
Jason and Nick start the show by sharing some listener feedback (hateful and otherwise). Then we discuss how the Dick Detractors/Nick Sympathizers have helped him to many victories in listener vote situations. Finally, Ed Clements of ESPN Radio joins to discuss the Masters, Nick's unfortunate Lady Longhorn opinions, and do a draft of all time Longhorns.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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118
REHABALINA! (featuring Alex Diamond)
Jason and Nick start the show discussing huge developments regarding Jason's potential rehab girlfriend as well as his latest stalking efforts with another young lady. Then they welcome the great son of a preacher man Alex Diamond to draft the best superheroes. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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117
You Could Also Title It The N Word
Jason, Nick and Dave B start the show discussing the Lady Longhorns in the Final Four and if they can win it all. There is a quick iPhone vs Android Personal Beefs section and then the guys give very surface level opinions on the new baseball season. Nick and Dave B face off in an uninformed-ness contest and then Jason tries to get Dave B to trade Wemby for... anyone/anything. Finally, the guys do a draft of problematic athletes. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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116
Ride The Tiger! (featuring Deb O'Keefe)
Jason and Nick welcome radio icon Deb O'Keefe for HOT wallpaper talk, I Love You Calls, a new TV game, and our traditional nonsense. For more on Deb's company: https://hydeparkwallco.com/Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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115
That Horse Has A Big Penis
Jason and Nick start the show discussing how people seem way stupider to Jason now that he is sober. Then Jason implicates one of his best friends into a Who's The Asshole. And they wrap with some listener requested Smarter Than Jason.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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114
The Pity Tier (featuring Sal & Randall of the Sucktones/Responsible Adults)
Jason and Nick start the show talking with Dave B about both Texas basketball teams making the Sweet 16; can the Longhorn men be a Cinderella story? Jason makes some woke and/or sexist observations about the differences in men's and women's college basketball.Then Sal and Randall of the Sucktones/Responsible Adults join to start cover band beefs and play a crazy round of Just Chillin' Y'all (the Apple Music game.)Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe For more on Responsible Adults: https://responsibleadultsband.com/
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113
HOWEVER! (featuring Andy Langer)
Jason and Nick are excited to bring on Andy Langer to review the new look SXSW (and the new look 101x morning show???) but first they attempt adult conversations on setting intentions, stealing from rehab, and faking a disability to upgrade your basketball seats.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe Play our March Madness bracket contest and win a $50 Pluckers gift card!Women’s: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=278&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=52f62aa2-e4de-4aee-bc76-202f6e4a414a
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112
I Could Lose A Foot To Diabetes, But Foot Cancer!?? GTFO!
On this mostly freewheeling episode, Jason and Nick discuss the characters Jason met in rehab, the characters in his TV show treatment "Rehab," foot moles, handwritten NDAs, and Landman. Bon apetite!Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe Play our March Madness bracket contest and win a $50 Pluckers gift card!Men’s bracket: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=277&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=21c086b0-a109-42f1-8320-0c90227f9429Women’s: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=278&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=52f62aa2-e4de-4aee-bc76-202f6e4a414a
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111
Two Tickets To The Dick Show
Jason and Nick bring in Dave B to try and catch Jason up on the month of sports he missed in rehab. Then things (may) get (too) real in the Personal Beefs section. The guys move on to Jason, though he is quite grateful, continuing to air grievances about the recovery center he spent a month at. And of course the show is wrapped with some fun and games.Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe Play our March Madness bracket contest and win a $50 Pluckers gift card!Men’s bracket: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=277&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=21c086b0-a109-42f1-8320-0c90227f9429Women’s: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=278&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=52f62aa2-e4de-4aee-bc76-202f6e4a414a
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110
Sync Your Periods For Extra Revenge
Jason and Nick stomp through an Oscars recap (where Nick somehow craps on the "Chocolate Rain" guy) before diving more into Jason's rehab visit. Then they welcome Brett and Jon (or Jonathan, or JC, or PB) from the band Nolo who Jason met (and played with) in recovery. The guys talk about the band being born out of rehab, weigh in on a new JDAF gimmick: Band MVP, and play a tightly contested round of $7 Worth of Hoobastank.For more on Nolo: nolotheband.comDetails on Recovery Takeover Sat March 21 at The Mohawk with Alien Ant Farm and Nolo: https://mohawkaustin.com/event/?id=-2852852648494881729Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe Play our March Madness bracket contest and win a $50 Pluckers gift card!Men’s bracket: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=277&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=21c086b0-a109-42f1-8320-0c90227f9429Women’s: https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=278&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=52f62aa2-e4de-4aee-bc76-202f6e4a414a
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109
Evolution Of The B-Hole
The guys are back together for day 1 of Jason-is-out-of-rehab-palooza. Before Jason gets into the ups and downs of recovery, Nick recaps his butthole intensive annual physical he just had. They also introduce a new segment "WHEEL OF REHAB!"Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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108
OMG, Did He Die???
In the words of the great(ish) Sam Ehlinger, "We're baaaaaack!!!"Well, Jason is back. WARNING: this is not a real episode. Jason is fresh (like one hour fresh) out of rehab and just wanted to jump on the mic to say HEY! and preview what we have in store for you next week. 5 new episodes. One out every day Monday thru Friday plus 2 bonus episodes for paid subscribers. We owe you!Jason thanks you for allowing him the time to fix himself up a bit. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jason and co rap on sports, pop culture, gambling, poker, pickleball, movies, music and most notably... their stupid lives.
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