JayWalking!

Performing a rare whiskey roots redux, Jason pays tribute to the embarrassing episode 1 of Whiskey Roots with this rendition of Of Montreal's Touched Somethings Hollow, recorded back when the sweet sounding wurli was still in his apartment! As non-fan of the show Michael C wisely opined while repossessing it, 'No one can hold onto the sweet sound forever'. I think he also may have said you have to make the most of it while you have it, but I may be making that up. Whiskey: i think it was actually more box wine. Scarf knitted by friend of the show Lourdes M. Cardigan provided by friend of the show Ben B. video here: https://youtu.be/5cARRDrrQMY       

You guys are gonna go out of your goddamn minds! - Jason V You'll be dead! - Dot Since it's inception the fans have been murderously ravenous for a second installment of the insanely popular JAYDOTTING.  And now they're getting their wish!!! Strap in as Jason and Dot JayDot such topics as: kids! the airing of grievances!  Dot's student debt! the correct rate to have children! P.C.P. (pop culture picks) a crossword puzzle  and so much more!!! Pour yourself a glass of chard, put on an episode of Housewives, mute it, and get ready for JAYDOTTING!!!

Right on the heels of part 1 ... part 2!!!  The conclusion of this return-to-form-tour-de-force-soup-du-jour includes: Walker's hip hop career Jason exploiting his sports illiteracy in social situations A challenge issued to Robert De Niro Jason's ice bucket challenge [topical]  California accents AND SO MUCH MORE!!! get ready, get set, JAYWALK!!! I am not contrarian! - Jason V

click-click-click-click-softer click-menacing click-BOOM!!!!! JAYWALKING IS BACK!  The boys have been playing the long con the whole time!  Although maybe not a con per se, but the point is this ep will get you right back in the world you've been missing for low these many moons.  It starts blue, gets bluer, and before you know it you'll have made stops at a hot cartoon dog, a moment in Phishstory, a bath debate and SO MUCH MORE! Sometimes there's a hot, cartoon dog. - Walker Glenn Exit Music - Moving Right Along Music: Walker Glenn and Jason V Guitar: Walker Glenn Mandolin: Jason V

Whiskey Roots comes screaming back onto the scene as Jason captures a rendition of Chet Baker's 'Blue Room' live at the west Oakland Bart station.  For my money this ep is less melancholy and more ... let's say desperate. But it's a great little bit of natural audio. Whiskey: Who even knowsCompare against: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TZtwexOeC8 Whiskey Roots Update: Special thanks to the fans is in order as currently if you google 'whiskey roots' this web series is among the top video results! Keep those views/shares/likes coming!

In move people are calling 'unpredictable', 'a total black swan', and even 'hypocritical', Jason covers a Cat Stevens song, despite being a huge non-fan of such classics as Peace Train and often mocking that one about not being able to keep your love in.  However, as is the policy of Whiskey Roots, if any quantity of Whiskey is donated to the podcast, you are guaranteed a request of your choice (and phatty segue-way of the host's choice)!!!  Whiskey: Basal HaydenDonation by: JayWalking non-fan Courtney G. Whiskey Roots Update:  Special thanks to the fans is in order as currently if you google 'whiskey roots' this web series is among the top video results!  Keep those views/shares/likes coming! Compare: jason against : cat

Jason channels Paul Newman. Is it just me or are these getting sadder?[compare: jason against pauland for god's sake watch Cool Hand Luke!]

In an unprecedented and unbelievable development, Whiskey Roots temporarily becomes WINE ROOTS while Jason drinks some wine from the South Island of New Zealand and informs listeners that his exit talk has been rescheduled.  Many thanks to all who were planning to come, and he promises to work his ass off all summer to make it the best talk you've ever fallen asleep during when it finally happens.  In the mean time, enjoy this horrible version of the beautiful and pithy short, So Much Wine.  Compare jason against jeff. Also, don't bother Jason about the amount of reverb.  It helps. Wine: Pickton Bay, 2013, South Island, Pinot Noir

The podcast you didn't know was your favorite is BACK! Jason and Walker sit down to catch up for the first time in awhile. Beginning the proceedings with dueling Michael Caine voices, Jason and Walker quickly get down to business and tackle some REAL ISSUES. In this episode: -Length VS Girth, discussed! -Jason tries to get Walker's son to believe HE is his father! -Walker's religious upbringing is discussed and mocked! -A beloved segment returns to the show! -Jason is worried! -Walker might be sexist!-And most importantly, JayWalking's patented refusal to shy away from the frank discussion of male sexuality! ...bonus: a lengthy discussion about the rasta slang word "overstand". (Spoiler: Jason and Walker do not overstand).  Get on our level, listeners, or get left in the past.

At long last, the exciting conclusion of the amazing trilogy: JayDotting - Best of JayWalking 2012!!! In this episode, you'll hear not only the final two clips of the top ten JayWalking clips of 2012, but also Dot's opinion of Walker's notoriously flat butt, Jason's extensive outline for a 5 books arc about Aunt May (do not steal this idea), and Dot's desire to have an old school fan she can whip out whenever she uses her rapier wit to get someone with a sweet burn! (this desire is still considered to be inexplicable) Who knows when Dot will return to the studio to strap on the cans again?  Experts estimate it to be nearly as unlikely as an S-type asteroid coming within 10,000 miles of the earth.  That is to say, it's rare!  Therefore, sit back, strap in, and get ready for an historic and wild ride ... it's JAY DOTTING!  

To tide you over until the third episode of JayDotting Best of 2012 is released, we've got a very special Whiskey Roots ..... WALKER EDITION!  True to form, Walker couldn't stand Jason having the spotlight for even one damn second!  He put together an amazing rendition of Wasting My Time by Harry Nilsson, pounded some Bulleit Bourbon, and CLAIMED TO HAVE INVENTED WHISKEY ROOTS!!! Outrageous claims aside, this is an amazing interpretation of Wasting My Time, including a masterful mouth horn solo.  Strap in and enjoy!  (Watch the performance here and compare against here) Today's whiskey is: bulleit bourbon. Camera work by V.

HILARIOUS! CONFESSIONAL! DISGUSTING! BANAL! - the onion av club on JayDotting best of 2012 Part Two Listeners get ready: it's the episode you've been waiting for with baited breath ... part two of the now THREE PART best of JayDotting best of 2012 countdown!!!!  Indulge your craving for more of Dot's sweet pontifications about JayWalking clips from days past!  After a slow dumb burn about animals, we jump right into listener favorite would-pids, bro-code, change-ups, and further deconstruct Jason's narcissistic selfie.  You didn't pay for the whole seat to this show but you'll only need to have not paid for the edge!

Just in time for the new year, it's another episode of whiskey roots!  2013 has had it's ups and downs, and as it's end nears we consider the nearing of ends.  Bury your face in your hands and celebrate and lament all your sins and failures ... Jason style!  Put aside Walker's beef with her and enjoy this achingly beautiful tune (On a Good Day) by Joanna Newsome, brought to the attention of the podcast by non-listener Chloe F!   Today's whiskey is Candian Club. Today's episode was recorded while drunk and melancholy. Watch the performance here and compare against here!

Ladies and gentlemen nothing like this has ever happened in JayWalking history!!! Just in time for the holiday season (and a great travel aide for all the time you'll be spending on planes, trains, and with your dumb families) comes the FIRST EVER EPISODE OF JAYDOTTING!!!!   Listen is shocked amazement as we finally hear more from the heretofore elusive 'Dot' character! Lend your ear to her take on everything from the right amount of manscaping to which pids she would!  This incredible content is merely PART ONE of the TWO PART HOLIDAY EPIC!!! Walker is put is his place!  Jason attempts to justify his shirtless selfie!  Dot has the last word on all issues!  Listen upon her works and despair .... JAYDOTTING!

"If you're shaped like a potato, don't also have a small dick." -Walker Glenn  It's the holiday season you maniacs!  Just in time for your long trip home from visiting your idiot families, it's a new episode of JayWalking to save you from the stresses, trials, and tribulations of the cold winter months!  So loosen your belt, pour yourself a spiked egg nog or a delicious hot toddie and get ready to JayWalk your way through another wacky hour of jibber-jabber!  In this episode, Walker needs to be taken down a notch from his recent rocket ride, a beloved retired segment from the past is resurrected to the shock of the nation, Jason challenges Ray-J to a kickboxing match, and as always, Jason and Walker review recent scientific literature with their unblinking refusal to ever shy away from the frank discussion of male sexuality.  (Frankly it's a little more frank than usual!  (To be totally Frank, it's goddamn disgusting)) Enjoy!   (Comments, questions to [email protected])(Important links for this ep include friends of jaywalking, this podcast, this you tube video, this scientific study, friends of jaywalking at  this blog, and friends of jaywalking BOAT) (some names have been changed to protect the innocent)(this musical project and this musical project are also mentioned and are both amazing.  as always, frequently check sneal)  

Jason attemps to cover two melancholy tunes that are dear to his heart: Car's Can't Escape and Touched Something's Hollow. How badly does he botch them? You'll have to listen (or even watch to find out! (compare against this and this) Today's Whiskey is Buffalo Trace.

In a rare video episode, Jason rebuts Walker's recent claim that he consumes a flavorless 'efficiency gruel' by informing listeners how to make delicious Chia Seed coconut chocolate mousse themselves.  Listeners are encouraged to try to recipe for themselves and send in the results!  Also, in response to several listeners concerns: Jason is 'O K'. Stay tuned for new eps coming soon, and as always, keep those comments coming to [email protected]!) (full sized version of the instructional video can be viewed/downloaded here : https://vimeo.com/57755344)

Time to wake up, idiots! 2012 has come and gone and the world is still spinning! The apocalypse has been postponed and modern life barrels ever onward- and there's only two people who can make sense of it all: Jason and Walker! In their first podcast of the new year, Jason and Walker talk about the future... by looking into the past! Time to wrap up 2012 and dominate 2013! IN THIS EPISODE: -Jason opts out of New Years Resolutions and IN to New Years Slogans! -Jason and Walker reveal the truth about their trip to the Bonnaroo festival! -Walker reveals too much about himself in JayWalking's least popular segment, "Walker's Body!" -Jason and Walker talk about manliness and fatherhood -Wife-Of-The-Show Dorothea Amesbury Glenn cooks a shepard's pie!

sccccreeeeeeeeee Ka-buh-BLOOOOM!!!!  Jaywalking is Back!  Don't call it a come back though!  Oo go ahead and call it that, it's fine either way, as long as you listen to part one of this epic two part return to form, wherein Jason and Walker discuss many things which are now past.  Plans for summer trips, failed improv characters (wherein Jason fails to yes-and or no-but Walker's fiction but rather no-and-here's-why-not's it), and an amazing story of the Faulknerian reality of Grassy Valley some how escaping it's confines and inflicting itself on parts of the real universe!  http://www.numberguru.com/530-205-9

Walker and Jason sneak attack out of the ether with their most topical episode ever (and not their normal topical wheelhouse of 5 years stale pop culture) : the Avengers!  Walker began by raining on Jason's latest Marvel-whendonverse parade with a torrent of pessimism so vicious that even the MC Bat Commander would have to pull out his Devo-esque anti-negativty helmut to endure the onslaught.  However, Jason holds fast with a hurricane of reason!  Will Walker ultimately capitulate and go see the movie Jason's calling ' the movie Walker would like of the summer'?  or will his pride stop him from having a good ole fashioned fun time at the movies?  Only by listening to this bonusode will you discover the answer! Closing music: ColdFusion, by Hybrid Dysgenesis.  the ultimate summer song with a rock shuffle, a rip roarin' solo and a trip to space to boot.  All about the saddest law of thermodynamics: the second law.