Jive-Ass Alien

New hosts, but still same game whining? Why of course. This Jive-Ass Alien and Mike harp about what current gaming news or experiences have become less enjoyable nowadays.

We keep the momentum going with this Jive-Ass Alien and Mike reflecting on Army strifes, and just how we made it through.

Well well, looks like we might be keeping this spacecraft afloat for a bit longer. Joining this Jive-Ass Alien for the foreseeable future is an old Army bud Mike. So of course we start things off catching up, regaling with our time in our old National Guard unit. Teleportation sound effect by https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/film-special-effects-jo%C3%A3o-74685/

This Jive-Ass Alien brings up his impressions of something I've been wanting to see for a long time; The Golden Girls. Beth brings up Resident Alien (thus actually talking about aliens on this show), another show I've wanted to see. Also, we give a little love to the voice acting that is usually not given much attention unless they are a big name. So, this is goodbye?

Doing what we do best, talking Simpsons! Well, might as well before, y'know...Also, experiences with wildlife.

Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc talk a bit about the immortal (now deceased) Ozzy Osbourne. Then, we talk about some of our highest-brow media we've experienced, like Les Misérables, Simpsons, Mission: Impossible, and Fast and Furious movies???For those interested, Tom Cruise has run a total of approximately 9.1 miles across 26 films. 

Jive-Ass Alien with Jive-Ass things!. Misadventures with my nephew and his health cares. Also, never too late to remember Mom's special day. Elsewhere, Beth and Marc with some major news.

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien talk about what we know best; 90s media. Also, how fast has the quality of fast food dropped? You already know the answer, just gotta hear it from us.

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss the beloved books to movies pipeline, or rather those that should have probably never have been done. Just how recently is one of these movies that we've watched? 2014 is not that long ago, right???

Choose own adventure time! We definitely don't do this enough, but before we're through we get another chance to choose our own adventure.

(Due to unseen circumstances I was unable to get to uploading new episodes, so I'm re-uploading our most popular episode, by far. What's the secret sauce that I haven't been able to replicate?)

Beth gives us a quick review of a book she's just finished reading, while Marc gives us insight into what the cool kids are into. Also, this Jive-Ass Alien tells some new quips from my niece, and this newish docu series I'm watching, of what else, the Simpsons.

This Jive_Ass Alien has continued his gaming to this day, while my niece has decided to give it a try, but has it all been good? Beth and Marc share their own experiences with how Lilly has copied some of their gaming habits, while creating her own.

Jive-Ass Alien starts off talks with that classic dilemma, driving going insane. Beth and Marc also have their own takes on the road, and we eventually complain about something else, maybe?

Oh my kittens! Marc gives us some of his work woes that most of us can relate to. Then, Jive-Ass Alien and Beth compare notes on what the little ones in our respective lives have been going nuts with.

Marc gives us a brief review of some current TV shows. Beth discusses some board games and why Paw Patrol sucks. Plus, has the Jive-Ass Alien already taught his niece an awful bad word??? Quick riddle; what is brown and sticky? Answer at the end of the show!

Starting off with some awful life advice, this Jive-Ass Alien then goes old old school, to the days of trails. Elsewhere, B the and Marc give some great advice should you find yourself up against bears. What other nuggets of info do we have?

We're back, in Pog form!The Jive-Ass Alien has some breaking news, maybe? In more breaking news, Beth and Marc hear about the newest signs that Skynet is soon upon us!

The show with 3 starts! Marc surprises with some reading that Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien might just like. Then, how about we go back in time, uhhh, again!

Do we start with Simpsons info? Then where do we go from here? Maybe doucherollers?

Embarrassing niece, which goes both ways, some complaints about current style by Beth, Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien, and of course, Simpsons references. Plus, too soon?

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ How well can we trust ourselves? This Jive-Ass Alien discusses this with Beth and Marc. Also, some ear rot about brain rot.

The Jive-Ass Alien, with Beth and Marc in tow, do what we do best; talk about shows and movies from at least 20 years ago!Mainly though, we talk about what new locations our show has reached, while we briefly chat about our milestones, with rewards.Also, strip clubs.

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ And we keep it driving.Marc recalls some more of his times with delivering newspapers, while we find out why sometimes the banks suck for humans as well as Jive-Ass Aliens.

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/New season, who dis? Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien chop it up with odds and ends before we get to the meat of things; just how can the youth be harnessed to operate in the shadows and take over the world? Plus other light-hearted topics.

Here you have it, the Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc release of the 8th season finale. We're already started on season 9, but enjoy some chat about doggos and Lego.

Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss some interesting ideas about landmarks. Mostly we talk about about some local pieces, but we also bring up some more of our impressions about the last Airbender.

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/Marc and Beth share a little more from their trip during the holidays. This Jive-Ass Alien leads the charge on why we get old.

Beth and Marc give us some of their thoughts regarding their most recent trip. Also, we chat about some of the video games we're currently playing.

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/Beth, Madman Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien do what we do best; talk about movies and other media that might or might not still be around or fondly remembered. Hopefully we avoid referencing how long ago we recorded this.

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/We wrap up the chat about some of the world's best sandwiches.https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/travel/best-sandwiches-world

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss this, that, and the other, amongst reading through this list of some of the preferred sandwiches around the world. Any faves listed, or some that look appetizing?https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/travel/best-sandwiches-world

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/Starting the year off right with some good Simspsons refereneces, personal BS to wrap up the (last) year, and some sticky poop!

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/The Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc discuss around some funny people who have made some of the best movies/shows we've seen. Plus, did Simpsons permanently remove another character?https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-simpsons-kills-off-character_n_691de4fde4b0b763ab8d01d9?origin=home-zone-b-unit

The Jive-Ass Alien gives his take  on some movie and show that mentions our area. Beth and Marc give me some great Futurama tidbits that I definitely didn't know but make me want to check it out. Also, how long is too long to keep a library book?https://www.nbcnews.com/world/canada/prodigal-book-returned-canadian-library-100-years-late-rcna244844

We chit-chat bout this n that. Beth, Marc and I talk music before we discuss a video we don't think highly of, from YouTube, if you can believe that!!https://youtu.be/oh-RL4A5gV8?si=4FmHh5KdYXm5oVD_

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien tread dangerously in reminiscing about some stories of our days working at the storage facility. Also, we discuss with Marc how expensive the cheap stores, like Dollar Tree, actually are.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-simpsons-kills-off-character_n_691de4fde4b0b763ab8d01d9?origin=home-zone-b-unithttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/east-coast-west-coast-butter-different-goog_l_6915e8b4e4b0bf453c7bf8a4?origin=home-life-unit

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ This Jive-Ass Alien has a thought; ever have one of those bathroom situations that feel earth-changing? No? Irregardless, here are some instances where I discuss with Beth and Marc where lives were affected due to certain events where bathroom breaks where contributors.https://listverse.com/2022/08/27/10-bathroom-breaks-that-changed-history/

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ We continue our odd fascinations with science gone mad (at least speaking for myself).

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/  The Jive-Ass trio try to flex their geography skills. Just how many of these facts can we correctly identify?https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-geography-facts-quiz/

 https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ In not-so-fresh-out-the-oven news, Beth, Mmmmmarc, and this Jive-Ass alien discuss some news stories that caught our ears.

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/(whoops, meant to release yesterday)Happy Halloween!Finishing up our bad costume chat.https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-halloween-costumes-knock-off/?cexp_id=137244&cexp_var=34&_f=homepage_featured

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/We start this year's festivities with some silly costume ideas.https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-halloween-costumes-knock-off/?cexp_id=137244&cexp_var=34&_f=homepage_featured

https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/Check out our new merch, thanks to Beth!Is this our path to fortune??? Man I hope so.Oh, and we talk about music and other stuff.

We discuss continuances of the old, specifically talking about the Happy Gilmore sequel and return of King of the Hill; do they still bring the chuckles?Oh, and now we have merch!https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/More news to come in future episodes, but check out what we have thus far.

We catch up on some of the stories that caught our attention recently, and start the talks on new media I've watched.Oh, and now we have merch!https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/More news to come in future episodes, but check out what we have thus far.

We finish our talks about the places in the US that are difficult to pronounce, and more gobbledygook. 

The Jive-Ass Trio catch up on the newest county to give us a listen, and we check out some of the unknown places in our backyard (the U.S.)https://facts.net/world/countries/50-facts-about-tuvalu/

We finish our talk about the Black Cauldron, along with more silliness.

I talk a bit about what the life of the Jive-Ass Alien has been doing, while Beth and Marc flex their Disney brain muscles.https://bbc.com/culture/article/20250807-the-radical-film-that-became-a-disaster-for-disney