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Jive-Ass Alien

by Tony Chava

https://instagram.com/jive_ass_alien?igshid=15p9t7fe0f534Me talking to people in my life, honestly and critically examining periods and experinces of my personal life, trying to decode just who I am. Ultimately, learning to love myself, so that new or future people might love me too.https://instagram.com/devboj?igshid=q0i3bdyqplypThanks for the awesome artwork devboj!

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Episodes

  1. Super Sultry Stuff 1 of 2

    The Jive-Ass Alien and Mike have not been recording consistently so to make it up we get nasty. Not entirely our intention but we get smutty in was neither of us could have predicted, from critiquing a less-than savory meal to saucy media that is probably overrated.

  2. Choose Your Own Solo Adventure 1

    Jive-Ass Alien riding solo today. Doing a good-ole Choose Your Own Adventure reading with a redo, Race Forever. Last time we did it with Beth and Marc our adventure ended rather abruptly, not with any grand misfortune but being quickly disqualified and booted before race even began. How will I…

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  3. (Reupload) Battle Buds...get it, because...

    Re-uploading this episode from over 5 yrs. ago when the Jive-Ass Alien first had Mike on, along with our Army pal Abe, in preparation for an upcoming reunion. Compare and contrast if we've matured since then?

  4. Combusting Movie Luckier Lizard

    Jive-Ass Alien and Mike get into the actual talk on spontaneous combustion. Mike talks about cow mutilation, and we talk about some show stats that are actually no longer accurate. https://www.popsci.com/health/can-humans-spontaneously-combust-the-baffling-cases-explained/

  5. Gametime Grubhub

    The Jive-Ass Alien regales with tales of a pet from long ago, with some of the usual gamer chat with Mike. We also throw in some movie takes for fun.

  6. Bo Knows Sasquatch

    Jive-Ass Alien and Mike keep up our talk about sports, singling out Bo Jackson to talk about his coolness. Also getting into the wild world of Bigfoot and some newish sightings quite close by. https://pugetpress.com/2026/07/07/daylight-bigfoot-sighting-shaver-lake/

  7. Wild West World of Sports

    Howdy partners! Mike and the Jive-Ass Alien get our cowboy on with describing the new show logo, created by Mike's son Aiden (awesome work by the way). We keep the western theme going for a bit, before we venture into subjects I'm not as interested in usually, sports, specifically that sweet...

  8. Good Ole Gaming Talk

    We continue our talks on what the gaming industry continues to do to try to push away gamers who have played for some time and don't want greedy changes. Also, we put forth some positive vibes towards games that are great, such as Red Dead Redemption. But we wrap up with more bitching about...

  9. Gaming Stuff to Cry About

    New hosts, but still same game whining? Why of course. This Jive-Ass Alien and Mike harp about what current gaming news or experiences have become less enjoyable nowadays.

  10. New Alien, Who Dis? (cont.)

    We keep the momentum going with this Jive-Ass Alien and Mike reflecting on Army strifes, and just how we made it through.

  11. New Alien, Who Dis?

    Well well, looks like we might be keeping this spacecraft afloat for a bit longer. Joining this Jive-Ass Alien for the foreseeable future is an old Army bud Mike. So of course we start things off catching up, regaling with our time in our old National Guard unit. Teleportation sound effect by...

  12. The Fin Alley???

    This Jive-Ass Alien brings up his impressions of something I've been wanting to see for a long time; The Golden Girls. Beth brings up Resident Alien (thus actually talking about aliens on this show), another show I've wanted to see. Also, we give a little love to the voice acting that is usually...

  13. We Can Hardly Bear It

    Doing what we do best, talking Simpsons! Well, might as well before, y'know... Also, experiences with wildlife.

  14. For Those About Rock

    Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc talk a bit about the immortal (now deceased) Ozzy Osbourne. Then, we talk about some of our highest-brow media we've experienced, like Les Misérables, Simpsons, Mission: Impossible, and Fast and Furious movies??? For those interested, Tom Cruise has run a total of...

  15. As Good As It's Gonna Get

    Jive-Ass Alien with Jive-Ass things!. Misadventures with my nephew and his health cares. Also, never too late to remember Mom's special day. Elsewhere, Beth and Marc with some major news.

  16. Baywatch to Brosnan

    Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien talk about what we know best; 90s media. Also, how fast has the quality of fast food dropped? You already know the answer, just gotta hear it from us.

  17. Sorry Chad, Party's Over

    Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss the beloved books to movies pipeline, or rather those that should have probably never have been done. Just how recently is one of these movies that we've watched? 2014 is not that long ago, right???

  18. Space Message Sounding Great

    Choose own adventure time! We definitely don't do this enough, but before we're through we get another chance to choose our own adventure.

  19. O, O, Omorashi (Rerelease; Return of Omorashi)

    (Due to unseen circumstances I was unable to get to uploading new episodes, so I'm re-uploading our most popular episode, by far. What's the secret sauce that I haven't been able to replicate?)

  20. How-To Alien

    Beth gives us a quick review of a book she's just finished reading, while Marc gives us insight into what the cool kids are into. Also, this Jive-Ass Alien tells some new quips from my niece, and this newish docu series I'm watching, of what else, the Simpsons.

  21. Game Genies

    This Jive_Ass Alien has continued his gaming to this day, while my niece has decided to give it a try, but has it all been good? Beth and Marc share their own experiences with how Lilly has copied some of their gaming habits, while creating her own.

  22. Road is A Stage, Hazard

    Jive-Ass Alien starts off talks with that classic dilemma, driving going insane. Beth and Marc also have their own takes on the road, and we eventually complain about something else, maybe?

  23. World is a Star

    Oh my kittens! Marc gives us some of his work woes that most of us can relate to. Then, Jive-Ass Alien and Beth compare notes on what the little ones in our respective lives have been going nuts with.

  24. Watch What We Can Do!

    Marc gives us a brief review of some current TV shows. Beth discusses some board games and why Paw Patrol sucks. Plus, has the Jive-Ass Alien already taught his niece an awful bad word??? Quick riddle; what is brown and sticky? Answer at the end of the show!

  25. We Give Podcast, a GOOD Name

    Starting off with some awful life advice, this Jive-Ass Alien then goes old old school, to the days of trails. Elsewhere, B the and Marc give some great advice should you find yourself up against bears. What other nuggets of info do we have?

  26. Pog Hogs

    We're back, in Pog form! The Jive-Ass Alien has some breaking news, maybe? In more breaking news, Beth and Marc hear about the newest signs that Skynet is soon upon us!

  27. Choose Your Own Nostalgia

    The show with 3 starts! Marc surprises with some reading that Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien might just like. Then, how about we go back in time, uhhh, again!

  28. Prisoner #24601

    Do we start with Simpsons info? Then where do we go from here? Maybe doucherollers?

  29. Artsy Fartsy

    Embarrassing niece, which goes both ways, some complaints about current style by Beth, Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien, and of course, Simpsons references. Plus, too soon?

  30. Believe What You See???

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ How well can we trust ourselves? This Jive-Ass Alien discusses this with Beth and Marc. Also, some ear rot about brain rot.

  31. Entertaintment Tonight

    The Jive-Ass Alien, with Beth and Marc in tow, do what we do best; talk about shows and movies from at least 20 years ago! Mainly though, we talk about what new locations our show has reached, while we briefly chat about our milestones, with rewards. Also, strip clubs.

  32. Still Got It!

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ And we keep it driving. Marc recalls some more of his times with delivering newspapers, while we find out why sometimes the banks suck for humans as well as Jive-Ass Aliens.

  33. Children of the Cult

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ New season, who dis? Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien chop it up with odds and ends before we get to the meat of things; just how can the youth be harnessed to operate in the shadows and take over the world? Plus other light-hearted topics.

  34. It's a Dog Talk and Lego Kinda Day

    Here you have it, the Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc release of the 8th season finale. We're already started on season 9, but enjoy some chat about doggos and Lego.

  35. Listen All Y'all Some Avatar

    Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss some interesting ideas about landmarks. Mostly we talk about about some local pieces, but we also bring up some more of our impressions about the last Airbender.

  36. Tourism and Getting Old

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ Marc and Beth share a little more from their trip during the holidays. This Jive-Ass Alien leads the charge on why we get old.

  37. Trips and Video Games

    Beth and Marc give us some of their thoughts regarding their most recent trip. Also, we chat about some of the video games we're currently playing.

  38. Freezing Dragonballz

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ Beth, Madman Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien do what we do best; talk about movies and other media that might or might not still be around or fondly remembered. Hopefully we avoid referencing how long ago we recorded this.

  39. 25 World Best Sandwiches 2 of 2

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ We wrap up the chat about some of the world's best sandwiches. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/travel/best-sandwiches-world

  40. 25 World Best Sandwiches 1 of 2

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss this, that, and the other, amongst reading through this list of some of the preferred sandwiches around the world. Any faves listed, or some that look appetizing?...

  41. Simpsons' Poop Onna Stick

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ Starting the year off right with some good Simspsons refereneces, personal BS to wrap up the (last) year, and some sticky poop!

  42. Butter Simpsons Death Comedy

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ The Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc discuss around some funny people who have made some of the best movies/shows we've seen. Plus, did Simpsons permanently remove another character?...

  43. Friendship in Futurama

    The Jive-Ass Alien gives his take on some movie and show that mentions our area. Beth and Marc give me some great Futurama tidbits that I definitely didn't know but make me want to check it out. Also, how long is too long to keep a library book?...

  44. Rock n Lists

    We chit-chat bout this n that. Beth, Marc and I talk music before we discuss a video we don't think highly of, from YouTube, if you can believe that!! https://youtu.be/oh-RL4A5gV8?si=4FmHh5KdYXm5oVD_

  45. Nostalgia & Cheap Shops

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien tread dangerously in reminiscing about some stories of our days working at the storage facility. Also, we discuss with Marc how expensive the cheap stores, like Dollar Tree, actually are....

  46. Bath Break the World

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ This Jive-Ass Alien has a thought; ever have one of those bathroom situations that feel earth-changing? No? Irregardless, here are some instances where I discuss with Beth and Marc where lives were affected due to certain events where bathroom breaks where...

  47. Doggone Science

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ We continue our odd fascinations with science gone mad (at least speaking for myself).

  48. Geo Silliness

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ The Jive-Ass trio try to flex their geography skills. Just how many of these facts can we correctly identify? https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-geography-facts-quiz/

  49. Today's Silly News (from another month)

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ In not-so-fresh-out-the-oven news, Beth, Mmmmmarc, and this Jive-Ass alien discuss some news stories that caught our ears.

  50. 2025 Halloween 2/2

    https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/ (whoops, meant to release yesterday) Happy Halloween! Finishing up our bad costume chat. https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-halloween-costumes-knock-off/?cexp_id=137244&cexp_var=34&_f=homepage_featured

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

https://instagram.com/jive_ass_alien?igshid=15p9t7fe0f534Me talking to people in my life, honestly and critically examining periods and experinces of my personal life, trying to decode just who I am. Ultimately, learning to love myself, so that new or future people might love me too.https://instagram.com/devboj?igshid=q0i3bdyqplypThanks for the awesome artwork devboj!

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Tony Chava

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https://instagram.com/jive_ass_alien?igshid=15p9t7fe0f534Me talking to people in my life, honestly and critically examining periods and experinces of my personal life, trying to decode just who I am. Ultimately, learning to love myself, so that new or future people might love me...

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