PODCAST · comedy
Jive Turkeys
by DropTent Media Network
Three friends invade your personal space with their offbeat humor, crypto knowledge, and the week's news of the stupid. Uncensored. Unmoderated. Undeniably fun.
Episodes
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55: BLs on the DL
After an interview fails to materialize, the Turkey crew decide that the show must go on! The boys unveil two new segments, one where they get to stretch their creative muscles to write a movie and the other, a game that is definitely NOT word association, Jason has a bone to pick with the guest...
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54: They All Called Her Sandwich
It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures, talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so...
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Patrick Lescarbeau - I'm a Mass-Hole
In this Jason-less episode, Jacob and Tyson are joined by actor, writer, director, producer, and expert prop maker Patrick Lescarbeau! Together, he schools the boys on what it's like on the set of a western, Tyson shares how Star Trek ruined his birthday, Patrick speaks in Klingon and gushes Star...
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Michael Mueller - Keto: Nature's Cocaine
This week the boys interview the illustrious director, entrepreneur, studio starter, and all-around creative force of nature, Michael Mueller. Buckle your seatbelts because we go from zero to sixty rather quickly and much like a dog with their head out of the window of a Lamborghini, you'll love...
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Sam Kwasman - Do You Still Do A Good Duck?
In the first episode of the Jive Turkeys Interview Series, we sit down with the multitalented comedian, dancer, screen actor, voice actor and much more: Sam Kwasman! Telling stories he's heard from Lucille Ball, addressing PC culture's effects on comedy, and quoting Taken as Donald Duck, this...
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53: Horse Heelys
In the first episode of the new year, the boys reflect on the dumb things they said last year, decide on some new goals to accomplish this year, and Jason shoots for the moon with his resolution. Jason has the idea for mobility for lazy horses, Ty realizes he's the same person as last year, and...
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52: Perineum Spice
This episode joins the boys as they learn how not to spread bodily fluids on cops from idiots around the globe from Germany to Scotland, Papa John warns of a day of reckoning while Chris Hanson hovers in the background, Jason loses all of the female listeners, then charms them back with his pun...
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51: When the Schritt Hits the Fan
In this adventure, the boys vibe at a concert with a breast milk spraying woman, dump a bucket of feces on an unsuspecting bystander, reveal the Patreon page and website, Jason struggles with a stint of bad luck, Ty brings a creature of the deep that has a very particular set of skills for...
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50: Only if the Cheeks Touch
This episode of Jive Turkeys has a new face! With the help of Dan the Man, the boys guide themselves through the treacherous wilds of Alaska and a swimmer with too many “assets,” Jason is backed up on F*ck Your States and releases his load, Ty brings back his President Obama impression, and Jacob...
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Jive-O’-Ween ‘19: The Apocalypse Next Door
The boys are here for a specially delivered Halloween episode featuring the list of most offensive costumes of 2019 and the reading of their group effort Halloween story: “The Apocalypse Next Door.” Enjoy the shenanigans and the spooky tale! If you would like your questions answered on the show,...
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49: A Gaggle of See You Next Tuesdays
In this episode, the boys try to get down to the bottom of the Mystery of the Missing Five Dollar Bill, comment on the status of Jason’s missing eyebrows, Ty contemplates leaving old TVs on people’s porches, Jason gripes about a free trip to Sea World and his fecal woes, and Jacob poses an...
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48: I Saw Bear Grylls Do It
This episode gets down to the merits of drinking piss, why you should always have baby wipes on hand, a satanic baby change station, Jason has a terrible visit to a decrepit zoo with his nieces, Ty laughs too hard before the show starts, and Jacob lets a neighbor have it over a racist ice cream...
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47: Common Core Mormon Math
This episode bursts right out of the gate with two rants about the down slide of the fast food milkshake and the idiocy of regional managers, Jason wants to take a turn at a used panties vending machine, Ty tries to figure out a common core math problem, and Jacob tells an "intoxicating" story...
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46: Gotta Do Some Whetwork
In this full house episode, Uberfan Will joins the boys by phone to insert his two cents, the Area 51 raid is bandied about, the new 007 movie is creatively designed with their insanity, Jason wants to invent an insurance company for men who are terrible at flirting, Ty is overly entertained…
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Best of: F*ck Your State
Its a best of as the boys take a hiatus while they prepare some new stuff on and off mic for all of you listeners out there! So while they're doing their thing, here's a nice collection of bits! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook...
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45: Byson's Basilisk Brokers, LLC
Its a slithery conundrum of an episode as the boys learn about a tiny but mighty mythical snake, a familiar puppet pal reads a bible verse, resident old man Jason explains to the other younger hosts about Fortnite, Ty laments about wasted time watching the latest Transformers film disaster, and...
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44: Tandem Jizz Stalagtites
In this episode, the boys re-imagine themselves as annoying supervillains, debate the effectiveness of masturbating underneath a bed at your grandma's, Jason gets self conscious about his leaning over double chin, Ty bumbles through a terrible product pitch while hijacking Jason's segment, and...
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43: The Biggest Hands in Radio
Its a big episode as the boys announce joining DropTent Media, a podcast network for important people, ponder the idea of a Jive Turkey IPA beer line for each of them, Jason is once again the whipping boy, a young Ty is propositioned to buy a dimebag, and Jacob ponders being a supervillain while...
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42: The Episode of Which is the Meaning of Life
In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and...
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41: Don't Meth and Pilot
In the return of the prodigal host, Ty returns to give the gang an update on his life, Jason grunts at someone in a sexual manner, devise a devious plan to dispatch a disgruntled boat captain, Ty and Will delve way too deep into a conspiracy involving raking at gunpoint, and Jacob can't keep the...
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40: Bisexual Wiper
Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40! Ok, well we aren't exactly 40, but its the fortieth episode and the Jive Turkeys are celebrating by talking about wiping habits, receiving urine samples in the mail, time traveling celebrities, dropping a load so hard you forget ten years of memories, Jason has his…
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39: The Wonder Cave is Deep & Moist
Its an all Decrypted episode where Jason takes a trip down under to get in touch with his didgeridoo, Ty goes spelunking in a wondercave for an elephant snake, and Jacob takes a trip to the Great White North with some unfriendly, apocalyptic aliens. If you would like your questions answered on…
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38: The Devil's Mashed Potatoes
In this episode, the turkeys explore their female alter egos, create another Disney classic about Spartans, a child is thrown from the top story of the Mall of America, the new "Tide pod challenge" has been discovered, Jason reveals that he shouldn't be alive per natural selection, Will recounts…
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37: Everyone Can Hear You Fap
Its the triumphant return of the Turkeys! After a hiatus for moving and other misadventures, we the boys have returned, and in a new format! Minus Ty, the remaining two are joined by Uberfan Will as they bellyflop into conversations about Fleshlights with Hitler mustaches, terrible Doordash...
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36: Bind, Torture, Grill
Its all R. Kelly jokes as the boys delve into a mysterious cabin raid by little green men, Jason presents an alternative for clincial penis care, Ty gets drunk and bumbles through a scenario with redneck owls, and Jacob is befuddled by the practices of Dairy Queen. If you would like your…
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35: You Great, Sticky Water Horse
The boys are back fresh from the hit game show Shots & Beans to regal you lovely listeners with tales of California incest, loch horses lurking for pets, a home town crossbow patricide. Jason revisits an old invention that's sure to leave you... conflicted. Out of context quote: "Oh, you have an...
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Shots & Beans, Pt. 2
In the dramatic, and entirely drunken, conclusion of Shots & Beans, a winner is crowned, beans are eaten, and waaaay too many shots are taken. Enjoy! Next week, we will return with episode 35 of the main show! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive...
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Shots & Beans, Pt. 1
You asked for it, and here it is! The first installment of the game show Shots & Beans! With Ty at the helm as gamemaster, he navigates our three contestants: Jason, Jacob, and Uber fan Will through 5 rounds of questions that, if answered incorrectly, result in a punishment of either taking a…
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34: Festering Pile of Bacteria & Alligators
In this episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys share their own lists of things they learned not to do from their childhood, discuss their own outlandish emotional support animals, Jason contemplates giving a cat benadryl to make it sleep, Ty keeps reminding himself of stupid mistakes, and Jacob has a...
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Fan-Fic Roulette!: “My Immortal”
In the first minisode, you wanted it, and we delivered! The boys delve into the fantastically terrible world of the internet's most maligned fan fiction, "My Immortal." Prepare your black eyeliner and MCR apparel. Fangs XOXO! If you have suggestions for future minisodes, leave us a message on the...
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33: The Gordian Cock Knot
In this episode, the boys share their own mythical origin stories, one being a little too close to the belt, vampire worms are the subject of Decrypted, Jason warns of an 8 foot phallus hiding in the woods, Ty gets a tad depressed, and Jacob has many jokes to edit out of the pod. Out of context...
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32: Tooth Reaper
Welcome to the new year! May your walls be full of teeth and spiders flee from your path! The boys ring in 2019 with a reflection on their news resolutions from last year, Jason goes in to detail about his body falling apart, Ty just wants to talk to some intelligent snakes, and Jacob keeps doing...
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31: Ho-Ho-Ho, Hey Y'all!
Its holiday fever in the Christmas episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys get pulled under by the Yule tide and have their own idea for a Black Mirror episode, whether Santa should be gender neutral, Baba Vanga's eerie predictions, Jason hails the return of Fuck Your State, Jacob rips on Fae for their...
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30: Cowafornication
The boys go to the big screen, the first filmed episode of Jive Turkeys begins with Jason taking a controversial stance on the constructiveness of bullying, turns into Jacob being outraged by outrage culture, a bloodthirsty cockatoo, PETA's alternatives to animal hating idioms, and Ty discovers…
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29: Little Sally Stomps A-Lot
The boys reimagine the hit films Men In Black and Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood and Gary Busey, receive and roundly mock a religious letter, Jason spearheads the creation of a new inclusive Disney princess, Ty explores his body for hair, and Jacob makes a North Korean NPR parody. Out of...
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28: Jive-O’-Ween ‘18: Wizard Jizz Beards
It mildly haunting with the sounds of creepypasta, the gang are joined by Jacob's girlfriend Mel, they trade creepy stories, swap their own horror movie villains, discuss homosexual wizards, PCP mixed drinks, Jason farts like Squidward's laugh and figures out fish psychology, Ty ponders pumpkin...
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27: I Eated Hemane Fresh
The boys are closing season one of the show with insane topics like cannibal sport teams, tear apart peaceful leaders, neckbeards, what plants they would be, read a terrible Twilight fan fiction, Jason decides he wants to be a sequiya, Ty tells his shitastrophe story and has a run in with Tupac...
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26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 2
In the thrilling (?) conclusion of the previous episode, the boys get down to answering listener questions, share Halloween memories, Jason pitches a horror movie idea involving a popular childhood staple, Ty is BatWolf, and Jacob sounds like an art kid. If you would like your questions answered…
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26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 1
In part one of a marathon episode, the boys delve into the world of automotive artificial assistants, weigh in on the implosion of tech genius Elon Musk, reminisce about high school janitors, Jason tells the story of a woman who makes an explosive error, Ty learns a racial slur from down under…
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25: No One Wants a Stench-Boar
Its the quarter-centennial episode and Ty begins with a tale of firsts including spiny stones and drugs, Jason wants bologna stencils to vandalize cars, celebrity funerals are ruined, Nikes are burning and America learns nothing, and Jacob has a curious case of the hiccups. If you would like your...
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24: I Want That Kind of Evil Inside Me
#BingeTheBird The Jack Bower episode (thats a 24 joke, you pleebs) of Jive Turkeys podcast starts off the rails and never gets back on track, Jason brings three tales of unfortunate events that happen to 8 year olds, Ty and Jacob take credit for Jason quitting cigarettes, inappropriate jokes are...
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23: In Short, We're Sorry
#BingeTheBird Über fan Will is in the studio for this four-way assault on the senses, Jason forgets Fuck Your State and Jacob doesn't ask fans for questions, Will talks about the navy and blood fungi, Ty trys not to make misognystic jokes, and a pizza is delivered. If you would like your…
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22: One-Eyed Pain in the Ass
#BingeTheBird In this delayed episode, the boys break a possible TMZ size scoop on a celebrity father, Jason and Tyson describe a scene using the words "horse" and "gutbag" so intensely Jacob throws up, Ty learns a thing or two about cereal and the companies that make it, Jason regales with more...
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21: Plastic Voice Transmitting Unit
The podcast can now drink! And we celebrate with... not... drinking... In this episode, it's segments galore! Jason rants and raves and gets a little turned on, Ty spit takes over the state of the President's butthole, and Jacob has to watch as they dissect a story of his from high school. If you...
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20: Stay Outta My Mouth, Paul Stanley!
There's insanity (and gas) in there on this episode where we find our boys coming up with their own deities, sharing drag queen names, Jason reveals a musical undergarment, Ty gets lost in the rabbit hole of a lymeric, and Jacob can barely contain his excitement over Coco. If you would like your...
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19: Whats in the Pool?!
Its Jacob's birthday episode and he won't let you forget it! Jason is given a new nickname, Daddy Loadbucks, Roseanne and Justice League are roundly mocked and reamed, Ty shares an extended rant about a new Oregon Trail game with... aliens?, and Jacob channels his inner Cajun evangelist. If you...
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18: ISIS Gator
In this episode, Jason's flower loses another petal as the turkeys celebrate his 40th birthday and pitches a new lactation aid for all of the mothers out there, future avant garde art exhibits are discussed, Infinity War is spoiled within a time limit, Jacob laments about his upbringing, and Ty...
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17: Shoot the Cannon, Save the School
Its all Winger jokes... sigh... The gang talk about an insane new trend among teens, spoiler alert, they did inhale, and offer a slimming alternative. They also discuss shitty games (literally), give an unsolicited plug for MeUndies, Jason gets into a Facebook fight with a knife throwing dumbass,...
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16: Lil B*tch Tung & Ol' Stump Belly
Its episode SEXteen up in here and we're getting steamy! ...well... maybe. Jason brings more scumbags for his F*** Your State segment and gets excited about lunchmeat, Tyson comes up with a new sport that's likely to sweep the nation, a rap name is born, and Jacob unsuccessfully convinces Ty to...
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15: The Wills Have Eyes
Day 2 of Jive Weekend kicks off in full swing with a special guest, wunderfan Will! The boys talk sexy names, favorite snacks and directors, lie about their ethnicities, Jason brings back the Scumbag Corner, Ty shows that he can play Would You Rather? without talking about dicks, and Jacob quips...
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How many episodes does Jive Turkeys have?
Jive Turkeys currently has 64 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Jive Turkeys about?
Three friends invade your personal space with their offbeat humor, crypto knowledge, and the week's news of the stupid. Uncensored. Unmoderated. Undeniably fun.
How often does Jive Turkeys release new episodes?
Jive Turkeys has 64 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Who hosts Jive Turkeys?
Jive Turkeys is created and hosted by DropTent Media Network.
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