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John Kennedy's Podcast

John is a stand up comedian that moved from North Dakota to New York. If you like listening to a guy that doesn't take life very seriously then you'll like this pod probably.

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  1. 25

    jewneral

    In this episode I talk about going to a jewish funeral and also I become the first person to talk about AI.

  2. 24

    biking in the uhaul lane

    I talk about falling off a bike and throwing recycling in the garbage because its easy to do.

  3. 23

    idk why im running

    In this episode I talk about running in the station from a guy with a knife I guess Idk that's just what the citizen app said I was running from.

  4. 22

    me and my wife share a mouth

    I talk about people always being hurt and wanting to fight but also wanting to be employed.

  5. 21

    roasting in spanish

    In this episode I talk about working at a donut shop and a homeless guy with one leg.

  6. 20

    2 delis 1 block

    I talk about getting a job at a donut place and accepting subway creatures.

  7. 19

    if your eyes are rolled back you're not listening

    I talk about moving to New York and a crack head with his pants down.

  8. 18

    im leaving

    I talk about moving to New York and facebook marketplace.

  9. 17

    do astronauts shower up there

    In this episode I talk about time and waiters.

  10. 16

    tweeting on behalf of orlando

    I talk about writing tik toks for amtrax and how self driving dominos cars are very useful for eating pizza.

  11. 15

    would you rather drive a party bus or graduate high school

    In this episode I talk about my experience on party buses and being scared of the dark sometimes.

  12. 14

    nature is cool when im not there

    I talk about the tv show our planet and playing pool at a dive bar against a guy who brought a stick from home.

  13. 13

    im the cushion guy

    I talk about late night TV and finding out my friends in elementary school were actually small 40 year olds.

  14. 12

    get your bean in line chicago

    I talk about the Chicago bean and Gordan Ramsay at the pawn shop

  15. 11

    just roll me the baseball

    I talk about going to Kansas, my friend dislocating his arm, and tracking down old friends.

  16. 10

    shiner from a minor

    I talk about how I got punched in the face by a kid and how instagram ads suck.

  17. 9

    no ubers in the area

    I talk with Tommy Bayer about the time he was robbed at gun point and how I thought I had to fart to in a whoopee cushion to inflate it.

  18. 8

    you'll get em next time

    Geoffrey Asmus and Kathleen O'Brien talk with me about standup and hitler.

  19. 7

    pissing on the dance floor

    I talk about going on a party bus for the first time and watching someone almost die from citrus.

  20. 6

    taxes blow i hate them

    Just me this week and I talk about going to baseball games and paying way too much in taxes.

  21. 5

    my grandma died on that memory foam

    I sit down with my friend JJ Gordon and talk about stuff.

  22. 4

    asleep at the wheel

    I talk with Mike Lester about quitting jobs and bus drivers that have seizures.

  23. 3

    getting fired for a coupon

    I talk about getting fired and read stories people sent in about wanting to quit their jobs.

  24. 2

    biting the head off a dead bird

    I talk about old school memories and my experience at jimmy johns.

  25. 1

    I got vaccinated by someone who failed bandaid class

    I talk about getting my covid vaccine, getting grabbed at a ground round, and I read some of your stories.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

John is a stand up comedian that moved from North Dakota to New York. If you like listening to a guy that doesn't take life very seriously then you'll like this pod probably.

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Can I go home now?

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John is a stand up comedian that moved from North Dakota to New York. If you like listening to a guy that doesn't take life very seriously then you'll like this pod probably.

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