PODCAST · comedy
Johnnys Thoughts
by Jonathan Kucela
Follow the journey of a new open mic stand up comedian. Hear new jokes and premises weekly along with news, betting, and updates on my cats.
Episodes
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November 12, 2025
AND WERE BACK BABY! Sorry for the 2 year hiatus but I’m back again weekly chopping the blocks with the select few lucky enough to find these bad boys. Let’s go.
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December 20th, 2023
Here’s an update for ya including topics such as radar detectors, taking naps to documentaries, YouTube geniuses, old school witches, scientific method, “on the reg”, don’t gamble, and f*** Travis Scott
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November 25, 2023
Weekly update including Thanksgiving, stovetop bs, Black Friday deal of the century, sewing, hockey, house work, cooking, hamburger secret, and the time of the year for shopping.
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November 15, 2023
Little catch up episode for ya
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September 25, 2023
Semi weekly quick update including concerts, video games, and good vibes
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September 5, 2023
Haven’t dropped a pod in awhile sorry folks, here’s a lil catch up on what’s going on including, Shane Gillis new special, concerts, Trump, sickness and more concerts
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August 15, 2023
Weekly-ish update including taking fat naps, Star Wars, scratch offs, cats, scammers, being a weatherman, Trump, and Wiz and Snoop Dogg concert recap again because I forgot I already did it lol
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July 25, 2023
Weekly update including, getting my shit together, poison ivy, Netflix’s next documentary, stop tipping people, Wiz and Snoop concert, new birthday traditions, new shoes coming soon, reading, movie rec, dj drama sucks but i appreciate him.
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July 18, 2023
Weekly update I forgot to post last week, I forgot what it was about so it probably sucks, sorry.
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July 11, 2023
Semiweeklyish update, get your free slushy today at the one and one 7-11, choosing your neighbors wisely, Titanic model, Canadas bringing the heat, time zones are dumb, Indiana Dunes, Cypress Hill, supermoon or something, Traverse City, the legendary pit spit, Sleeping Bear Dunes, Des Moines, and...
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Breaking News: Titan Found 1,600 feet from the Titanic on the Sea Floor
Special report of the Titan submersible found after 5 days of searching. 5 people were in the submersible when it imploded about 500 meters from the sea floor only 1,600 feet from where the Titanic lies to this day.
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June 17, 2023
Weekly update including new fridge and windows, gardening sucks, Biden falling, stolen baby in car, “the viper” in Seattle, what’s up with the South China Sea, gophers, how Canada doesn’t care about second hand smoke, royal guards passing out from the heat, kids in the Amazon for 40 days alone...
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June 1, 2023
Weekly update including Indiana Dunes National Park, JFK impressions, jamming to the Beatles, strawberry Frostys, Shane Gillis, Jre, and Nazi documentaries
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May 19, 2023
Weekly update including Chicago, $70 on Benihana for me, Ohio Street beach, yard work, Hogwarts Legacy, RIP Doyle Brunson, everyone wants beef, Better Call Saul, going back to college, wood splitters and more
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March 4, 2023
Weekly update and May the 4th be with y’all, topics also discussed in this episode are how the Bruins lost big time, new old music, cleaning my gardens, electric forest, car doors, raccoons, Buddy’s 1st birthday, and more.
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April 19, 2023
Weekly update including figuring out songs live, being sick sucks, the art of the deal, airplane grade windows for my house for 35k, warranties and reading the fine print.
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Great Smoky Mountains Vacation recap
Vacation podcast including shitty park rangers, Nashville pit stop, Andrew Jackson’s Hermitage, dope ass salad bars, best waffles in Gatlinburg, car movie museum and Ripleys Believe It or Not, Tuckaleechee Caverns, Meigs Laurel Mingo and Abrams falls, walking the Appalachian Trail, climbing on...
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March 28, 2023
Weekly update including Mark Normands Netflix taping in Chicago, homeownership pains, considering hiring a maid and Aussie chef, 3 things you need to have to work for me, being alone for the weekend, planning a vacation for next week with nowhere planned yet, and all the places I’ve been to so…
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Bruins vs Blackhawks recap. Bonus ep
Recap of the Bruins game in Chicago, overpaying for an awful hotel room with even worse parking, dealing with the time change, Expedia, dyeing the Chicago River green a week too soon, losing money, and more disappointment
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March 13,2023
Weekly update including getting sick again, leaving work early, road rage story plus a live road rage story, Irish accents, cussing, U turns in other peoples driveways, revenge, ducks on the river, and how petting cats and dogs reduces stress and blood pressure. Lucky me.
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March 7, 2023
Weekly update on my drive to work including me singing, a beautiful sunrise, J Cole, Wiz and Snoop tour, getting hyped up for the upcoming Bruins game in Chicago and more
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February 26, 2023
Weekly update including Bruins goal by their own goaltender the legend himself Linus Ullmark, chow mein vs lo mein, Olive Garden family, Benihana vs local Chinese, Skippity Willikers and a lot of GTA online talk
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February 17, 2023
Weekly update including getting a new couch, McDonald’s hotcakes, old guy losing his Valentine’s Day balloon, going to the casino, Mint by Intuit, water softener, Bruins are back, Sea Hear Now concert, locking my cat downstairs on accident, being organized and more.
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February 12, 2023
Weekly update including movies to watch while sick, GTA Vice City, Valentines Day, Shauna Rae, last ND hockey game of the year, and losing more Bruins bets
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Adam Sandler Live. Bonus Ep
Summary of the Adam Sandler Live performance including fanboying over how great Adam and the show was for most of the episode, The Cheesecake Factory’s portion sizes, E-ZPASS, park Chicago app, Edward hopper painting, waking up at 4:30am when I could’ve slept in, and once again how incredible the...
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February 7, 2023
Weekly update, I’ve been sick. Also including losing hockey bets, bruins losing, trying to read, going off on an old dude and a young kid, kukulcan, the ozone’s back, pickle factories, recycled hotel soap, prison, half court shots by fans, done with tipping, geo guessing, stray cat house, The Dan...
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January 23, 2023
Weekly update including almost dying, movie theater popcorn, back to my classy hobbies (playing piano, reading, learning French), weekly recommendations (2 old/2 new movies, music, and podcasts), car not being up to par, Rolex’s, stuffed crust pizza, security cams and big brother.
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January 17, 2023
Weekly update including movie/music recommendations, Chicago trip, hotel room shampoo, Louis C.K. & Bobby Kelly show, Tennessee lady cop, death clean up, creepy dudes, arguing around others, ND hockey game, crazy cats, RDR2 spoiler, and trying to go skiing.
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January 9, 2023
Weekly update including BJ card counter, the balloon world cup, online availability vs in store, Rolex, hoarders, NFL, politics, red dead redemption, upcoming trip to Chicago
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January 3, 2023
Weekly update and topics such as jersey shore family vaca, the unstoppable Bruins, ND hockey, cat tv, DoorDashers falling, and the movie rec of the week Burn After Reading
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December 26, 2022
Weekly update while doing chores, Adam Sandler tickets, blizzard, Christmas movies and recommendations, chicken tacos, old texts, rich people, skiing, and cats eating french fries
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December 14, 2022
Weekly recap including ND hockey game, open mic story, iCloud scam, Bruins, 3lb chocolate charlie, new cat litter box, 8 year anniversary, Judge Judy
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December 8, 2022
Weekly update including light fixtures, blueberry cheerios, Kanye, Bruins, new iPhone, and more of Johnnys Thoughts.
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November 30, 2022
Weekly update.
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November 22, 2022
Weekly recap from hockey betting, jet pack soldiers, ashwagandha, Neal Brennan’s special Blocks, safe to eat raw cookie dough, new podcasts, and snow.
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November 15 2022
Intro episode. Getting used to talking in my phone to myself. Topics include the lottery, ND and Bruins hockey, gambling problem, phone screen protectors, massage gun, Point Break.
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Follow the journey of a new open mic stand up comedian. Hear new jokes and premises weekly along with news, betting, and updates on my cats.
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Johnnys Thoughts is created and hosted by Jonathan Kucela.
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