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Joint Accounts
by Megan & Kervin
She's from the Oregon countryside. He's from the projects of Brooklyn, New York. A married couple who met on the internet let you listen in on their most candid conversations.
Episodes
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All Good Things
In their final episode, Megan and Kervin talk about their relationship with money, sexual assault, and the power of thoughts. Megan shares her journey of walking away from anti-depressants, and Kervin eats his words.
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You Think You're Better Than Me?
Your favorite hosts wax poetic on bettering yourself, healthy competition, emotional vulnerability, and the zodiac. Megan wants to get off her anti-depressants, and Kervin puts a price on his b-hole.
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What's Your Name Again?
In this episode, these two loonies talk at length about co-workers with no tact, western medicine vs. natural approaches, and extracurricular sexual activities. Megan admits to being a lazy bum, and Kervin fantasizes about having a bigger dick.
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Everything’s Amazing and Nobody’s Happy
Your favorite hosts talk at lengths about existential angst, searching for God, and everything in between. Anonymous bares their soul in a confession, Kervin is fed up with everything, and Megan falls in love with a pornstar.
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Hello, Nurse!
In this episode, Megan travels all the way to Atlanta to meet up with special guest @dulcetry. The two of them talk about all the things that really matter: sexy uses for speculums, first visit to the gynecologist, and body count (the number of ppl you've slept with, for those who are not hip).…
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Vaginal Flora
In this episode, your favorite internet couple talk about connotations associated with job titles, the differences between doctors and nurses, and what your zip code says about you. Megan wants to wear baby clothes, and Kervin learns how to care for a vagina.
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Right-Click. Save.
These two crazyheads discuss a plethora of subjects, such as work breaks, fashion trends, and the myth of broken condoms. Find out why women almost always pee on themselves when they laugh. Megan loves benefiting from the occasional double standard that plays into women's favor, and Kervin is a...
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All By Myself
Without Megan there to keep him honest, Kervin rants for about 30 minutes about things that you may not agree with. There's a liiiiittle bit of Megan sprinkled here and there, but overall, Kervin never stops talking.
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There Will Be Blood
In this episode, we talk about infrared saunas, float tanks, being alone with your mind, and how to get blood stains out of your clothes. Kervin wants to come back as a woman in a next life, and Megan baptizes him with period blood.
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Why Ask Why?
Why do we love wallowing in our own sadness? Why do adults pretend to know everything? Why do we blindly follow traditions without asking questions? Why does Kervin hate emojis?! We don't have the answers, but it's fun trying to figure them out?
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Kamikaze Heart Jumper
Megan and Kervin welcome their very first guest; Megan's bestfriend, April. Listen in as the three of them wax poetic about self-discovery, past life regression, morphic resonance, and light vs dark energies. Kervin wants to take Ayahuasca, Megan and April tell us how they met, and we enlist you…
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Coffee Enema
In this episode, your favorite internet couple express their feelings on religious differences, homophobia, the melting pot facade, psychedelics and abstinence. Kervin gives his first ever confession, and Megan ain't got time for your shit.
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Should We Get a Divorce?
Megan and Kervin answer listener questions. The mailbag is filled to the brim with inquiries like: can men and women be just friends? would you vaccinate your child? which is your favorite conspiracy theory? Megan and Kervin fantasize about past sexual experiences, and Megan describes her ideal...
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Hillary Clinton is a McDonald's Salad
No subject is taboo, as Megan and Kervin discuss political correctness, celebrity gossip, police brutality, and the different ways blacks and white are portrayed in the media. A dead rapper is Frankenstein'd, and Megan thinks she and Kanye could be best friends.
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Happy, and You Know It
Listen in as Megan and Kervin analyze the ubiquitous adult Loser, talk openly about depression, and figure out the mysterious origins of Kervin's name. Also, an update that will blow your mind.
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Memory Lane
Digging deep into the past, Megan and Kervin reminisce about the early days of their relationship. They talk about how they met, the difficulties of long-distance relationships, and they share a couple of emails they sent as they were first getting to know each other.
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How the Sausage is Made
Megan and Kervin talk about everything from what girls carry in their purse, to being kind to strangers, and the possibility of hosting an orgy. They also receive their very first anonymous confession.
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Winter Hats
Megan and Kervin discuss various subjects such as imaginary friends, the importance of flirting, and Spring uses for Winter hats.
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Number Two
Shaking off the sophomore jinx, Megan and Kervin talk about everything from bowel movements to the ubiquitous white/gold dress. We get our first listener mail, and Megan divulges the first of many confessions.
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Humble Beginnings
Megan and Kervin dip their toes into the cool waters of podcasting.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does Joint Accounts have?
Joint Accounts currently has 20 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Joint Accounts about?
She's from the Oregon countryside. He's from the projects of Brooklyn, New York. A married couple who met on the internet let you listen in on their most candid conversations.
How often does Joint Accounts release new episodes?
Joint Accounts has 20 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
Where can I listen to Joint Accounts?
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Who hosts Joint Accounts?
Joint Accounts is created and hosted by Megan & Kervin.
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