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Judgment Awaits
by Ari Urban and Pager Dashen
Join Ari and Pager as they read Judgmental, the Undertale-based fanfic they wrote together in middle school. Enjoy cringey 12-year-old humor, a very poor plot, and a somewhat understandable explanation of the story as it has come to be today.Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
Episodes
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Episode 57 - The One They Stole?
Today on Judgment Awaits: We're still in Outertale, Vine is a double-asshole, and A632 wishes somebody would care. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 56 - Alien Experiments First
Today on Judgment Awaits: Vine can't swear, Concord gets soul-snatched, and A632 tries to do his job. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 55 - What Are Doing Now?
Today on Judgment Awaits: S is a bully, Grape is a background character, and Pixis is in the wrong story. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 54 - God Doesn't Know
Today on Judgment Awaits: Detri asks stupid questions, S gets factory reset, and Pixis is a little too OP for this story. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 53 - I'll Never Be Them
Today on Judgment Awaits: S shows up, Grape learns about Detri's pessimistic world view, and Vi is a liability. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at…
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Episode 52 - I Wouldn't Say "Forever"
Today on Judgment Awaits: Nightmare makes some questionable desicions, Concord gets to be "cool," and S (almost) shows up. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 51 - You Can't Destroy This One, It's an Original
Today on Judgment Awaits: Taylor is not drunk, Detri gets hit by snowballs, and nobody cares about Grape's real name. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 50 - Apparently Grape is Evil Now
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape looks crazy, Ash says Grape's name, and S is salty. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 49 - Why Do You Like Spiders?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Schatten is pissed, Grape ain't doing so hot, and Ash is fine. Kinda. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 48 - Who Else in this Multiverse has Brown Sleeves?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape is an orphan, S gets pissed at their grammer being critiqued, and shit goes down. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast...
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Episode 47 - She Smells Too Good, Bruh
Today on Judgment Awaits: Vi is too much, Grape is screwed, and Logan and Grape get to start becoming friends. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 46 - You're Hurting Me Mentally
Today on Judgment Awaits: Logan is old, Grape can't read a room, and Vi gets hyped up on sugar. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 45 - A Portal Leading to a Lava Pit
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape gets fed up with Logan, his name is Phin, and Vine has to intervene to be the responsible one. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 44 - No More Mister-Misses Nice Maniac!
Today on Judgment Awaits: S is curious, Logan can't pick a side, and Ash gets a door slammed in her face. At least she's in this episode. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode…
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Episode 43 - We're All Dumb Here
Today on Judgment Awaits: S is dumb, Vi gets killed, and Grape fails to be the responsible one. Yet again. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at…
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Episode 42 - Wrong! It's Helping Myself Feel Better
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape is an irresponsible adult, Ash gives up, and S is a maniac. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 41 - Polite Grape
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash stands up for herself, Grape gets herself into more trouble, and Logan is now an honorary doctor. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 40 - Am I Wrong?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash is forced to be vague, S is an asshole (and Pager loves them for it), and Grape tries to be a responsible adult. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode...
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Episode 39 - Everyone and Their Mom Has Something to Tell Grape
Today on Judgment Awaits: More of Ari's characters get introduced, Grape can't catch a break, and Ash makes a reapperance. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 38 - Have You Ever Had a Friend, Inno?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape collects En's pages eight, Inno has a breakdown, and Ash is not doing so hot. Surprisingly. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 37 - Crud.
Today on Judgment Awaits: Promise dumps some meaningless lore, Vi is dense, and Grape relives some memories. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast...
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Episode 36 - "Heck" Without the "ck"
Today on Judgment Awaits: Promise tries deperately to be relevant, Grape and Vi go on a scavenger hunt, and Vi is the OG multiverse mortician. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode…
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Episode 35 - Ass is Grass'ed by the Shipper
Today on Judgment Awaits: A is a little too proud of herself, Promise tries desperately to be relevant, and Inno returns to cause shipping chaos. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode...
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Episode 34 - It's Your Road to Freedom, Sister
Today on Judgment Awaits: The court scene finally happens, Grape gives up, and Schatten's parents gets debated. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast…
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Episode 33 - I'm Gonna Feed Ya to the Wolves
Today on Judgment Awaits: Vi becomes the main character, Nightmare acts out of character, and we're almost at the court scene. We Promise. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts…
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Episode 32 - Listen Up, Nerds
Today on Judgment Awaits: Characters fight over immortality, Vi is a brat, and Jesi is old. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
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Episode 31 - Your New Best Friend
Today on Judgment Awaits: Concord is crazy, Vi is desperate for attention, and Grape rethinks her entire life. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast…
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Episode 30 - Hush It, Dream!
Today on Judgment Awaits: No one realizes that S is there, Kanzler finally shows up, and Dream is told to shut up. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at…
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Episode 29 - He's Gonna Jeff the Killer You
Today on Judgment Awaits: Killer! Also, Concord gets to say a no-no word and a mysterious shadow appears... Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 28 - Come On, Princess!
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape wants Ash to come out to play, Inno ships real people, and Ash coughs. A lot. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 27 - THREE, DUH!
Today on Judgment Awaits: Jumper and Grape resume their fight, Grape does some math, and Ari's characters get to finally show up. Momentarily. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts...
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Episode 26 - Evil in Your Book
Today on Judgment Awaits: Jumper is an asshole, Ash gets forgotten, and Ari and Pager can't decide who's side to be on. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at…
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Episode 25 - Balanced, As All Things Should Be
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ombre throws a fit, Vi is overly confident, and Grape and Jumper fight (again). Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and...
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Episode 24 - It's a Nice Blue Color
Today on Judgment Awaits: A and Ombre enter the scene, Jumper causes problems, and we finally meet Vi. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Episode 23 - Ha.
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape is acting completely normally, we enter one of many one-up feuds, and Logan(..?) is easily confused with his brother. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 22 - Don't Lie to Yourself!
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ari finally feels the pain of cringe, Grape and Jumper engage in a situationally inappropriate pun-off, and we get to (re-)meet Logan. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode...
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Episode 21 - You Haven't Even Told Me and I Already Know It's Dumb
Today on Judgment Awaits: Dancetale happens, Nightmare shows up, and stupid plans are created. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Episode 20 - So, Uh, What Now?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape and Jumper get into one (of many) fights, some not-so-canon lore gets dropped, and we meet Taylor (again). Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 19 - Stranger Danger
Today on Judgment Awaits: We meet S (finally), unsucessfully bake a cake, and meet another one of Grape's "friends." Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Episode 18 - My Character Will Do a Cooler Thing
Today on Judgment Awaits: Concord becomes a schoolyard bully, characters can't stop getting one-uped, and S becomes the main character (eventually). Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 17 - Daggers, Daggers, and More Daggers
Today on Judgment Awaits: Concord can't make up her mind, Grape still can't look at her hands, and Ash gets forgotten about. Again. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Episode 16 - A Bacon Wrapped Garbage Torpedo
Today on Judgment Awaits: it's been too long, Grape and Schatten can't decide whether to be skeletons or wolves, and the chocolate does have a purpose. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 15 - I'm Trying To Manipulate My Mother; Shut Up, Nine Year Old
Today on Judgment Awaits: We have a special guest, make up a name for an unimportant character on the spot, and a character gets memory losted. Again. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at...
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Episode 14 - What, You Egg?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash deserves to be mad, Grape is almost a boomer, and a certain Undertale fan-comic keeps getting brought up. We're now officially unofficially a third of the way done with Judgmental! Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected]...
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Episode 13 - Have You Considered The Possibility That You Are Just Below Average Intelligence?
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash struggles with memory lost, we meet another one of Pager's questionable characters, and we continuously insult Ember's nonexistent abilities. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode...
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Episode 12 - She's Baby
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash is literally too pure for this world, Grape realizes that not everyone spends their entire lives wanting to kill her, Schatten gets some more backstory, and we partially explain who S is going to be. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at...
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Episode 11 - Fruity Fruit
Today on Judgment Awaits: We finish the cringe fest that was Pager's idea to visit ourselves in our roleplay, and poor Ash gets memory losted. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Episode 10 - Listen To Your Mother, Shadow Child
Today on Judgment Awaits: We meet several new characters, learn about Ari's overly complicated AU organization system, and Ari and Pager make appearances in their own roleplay. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and read the...
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Episode 9 - Fight Like Civilized Magical Skeletons
Today on Judgment Awaits: We finally meet Jumper, get into yet another fight with Schatten, once again get extremely close to meeting another character, and Ari struggles to say the word "asterisk." Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on...
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Episode 8 - A Darkness Approaches
Today on Judgment Awaits: Schatten's true personality shines through, we loose our place in the swamp that is the Google Doc we wrote this in, and we get insanely close to introducing a new character. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] Follow us on...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Join Ari and Pager as they read Judgmental, the Undertale-based fanfic they wrote together in middle school. Enjoy cringey 12-year-old humor, a very poor plot, and a somewhat understandable explanation of the story as it has come to be today.Email us your questions, comments, and theories at [email protected] us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Ari Urban and Pager Dashen
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Join Ari and Pager as they read Judgmental, the Undertale-based fanfic they wrote together in middle school. Enjoy cringey 12-year-old humor, a very poor plot, and a somewhat understandable explanation of the story as it has come to be today.Email us your questions, comments, and theories at...
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