Junk House

Well a little bit, this episode we do a lot of stuff but mostly make Cordie guess random one piece stuff.ENJOY

I'm here, we are here, we are smart hausing but we also tell some jokes and do some bits so you should enjoy... ENJOY

We are SO BACK y'all! It's us and we are back and we are so back to talk about things about being back. We also discuss some baby nicknames, where we have been and how we are living in these chungus times. Appreciate you!

It's the wrap up episode for 2025! We talk about all our favorite things from last year and put some wishes onto 2026!What was your favorite stuff of 2025? Email us and let us know!

Welcome back to another week of Bitsmas: The One where we also watch Movies! This week we watched "Jingle All the Way," the Arnold Schwarzenegger Turbo Man classic! Next week is the big day for the guy in the red suit so we are taking a break to eat cookies type shift, but when we come back we will be discussing the Jim Carrey "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" So stick around for that!

"I love Valentines day and the forth of July" BUT it's BITSMAS BABY!! This little doggie thinks she is a reindeer and we are gonna talk about it! This week we watched "Olive, The Other Reindeer" Samantha's favorite Christmas movie!if you are keeping up, next week we will be watching and discussing "Jingle All the Way"

In the beginning of December, the Junk House shifted into a more Mirthful home. The little Christmas children strolled to their tree to hear three weirdos discuss some of their favorite holiday movies. This week they are talking about "The Muppets Christmas Carol" and a darn good movie if you ask me!If you would like to watch along, next week is the animated musical "Olive, The Other Reindeer."

It's the Muppets Wizard of Oz! There are bits, there are jokes, we even do some extra talking on other stuff than the movie we watched! We got a break next week but after that we are starting off Junky Christmas! First with Muppets Christmas Carol and then jumping into some of our favorite Christmas movies!

This week of Muppet Movies we are watching Muppets from Space! The Crazy origin story of Gonzo the whatever.

It's the kick off of Jim Hens Month Part 2 and the end of a little Oktoberfest magic. This time we talk about Caleb's favorite Muppet Movie, Muppet Treasure Island, and one of the best horror movies of the year, Weapons. Come on in and get spooky as well as become a professional pirate with the King Himself Tim Curry.

For week three of Spooky Scary but made by funny month we watched Possum by Matthew Holness! Also Caleb declares war on the Youtube Channel Smosh. CHECK IT OUT!

It's time for another SCARY MOVIE TIME. This week we watch Heart Eyes directed by Josh Ruben. We also definitely talk about some other stuff in there so like... come listen or what ever

Welcome to the first week of Cordell's Oktoberfest! This week we are talking about Us, a great movie with some great scenes that lead to some great and hot takes!

In between the Movie months, we must Bits. This Week we doing another Bits Hus before jumping into spooky month with some movies horror movies made by comedians! Get in here and BIT IT UP

It's the final week of Jim Henson month... Part one? This week we watched The Muppets 2011 and might have some hot takes about it.

Sleep with one eye open! Or the goblin King will get yah! This week we meet Dart Distle, and talk a little bit about Dark Crystal and Labyrinth for Jimmy and The Henson's month!

It's time to light the lights, it's time to watch the movie, The Muppets Movie OG. It's Jim Henson month and we are starting off with a bang! Great movie, great times and even greater bits... YUGE

It's time once again for Bit Hauouse! this time with more bits, jokes, quizzes and more! Come on in and enjoy the bits!! Oh yeah, also next week starts our Jim Henson month! We are starting with the OG Muppet Movie if you are trying to keep up! But yeah, Bits, jokes, OH MY!!

The Junksters are going a little crazy, it's time for ONLY BITS. This only is exactly what it says on the tin, bits are flying left and right, just like bitsgiving with your stand up family. We also doing this next week so BE READY FOR THE BITS.

Welcome back to the PGPS! You better be DIRTY STINKIN RICH if you are gonna party with us, and you BETTA be public about it! The Junkster talk about a crazy kids show made by Warren B. Uffet and even make some jokes in this one!

Welcome to August! This episode we finally talk about Superman and how obsessed Samantha is with it and the character. Come on in and listen to them super goofs!

It's the final episode of Pattimas! Unsurprisingly Samantha won after watching every available Robert Pattinson Movie and a few different non-movie projects. We talk a lot about that then discuss what movies we are watching for September's Jim Henson Month.

It's penultimate week of Robert Pattinmas, and this time we got Willem Dafoe again! We watched Lighthouse, one of the best of the 4 monthly movies we chose. Hear us talk about all kinds of Roberts: Eggers, Pattinson.... maybe it's just two of them. Also celebrity baby names be wild huh?

WEEK THREE of Robbie P. Attinson month and this week we doing the only time (so far) our boy has dipped into voice acting: The Boy and the Heron. Spoiler alert, we think Robert was AMAZING as the Grey Heron, and honestly he is a great voice actor on top of already being a great screen actor.

It's episode 2 of Robert and the Pattimas! This time we are talking about the time and mind warping film Tenet! we also classically talk about some other stuff and maybe Cordell even got a spooky guy after him? Hmmmmm maybe!

Junksters, where the hell you been loca? It's our first week of Robert Pattimonth! This time we are watching ANY movie from the Twilight Saga. We discuss the amazing wonder that is vampires sparkling and holding tight Spidered Monkey.

WOAH! Another Smart Haus? There has been a lot of trips there recently, I hope the Jokesters don't blow up their brains so so big and boom goes the house yah know? But anyway, this show is about nothing just like that one TV show, so we talk about that a bit. We also give a more in depth rundown of next week's start of (bi)Monthly Movie Madness! Next week we are starting our Robert Pattinson watch with any of the Twilight movies!

Oh my, Smart Haus is already back? This time with a whole new segment Finance Haus with the best tagline ever "Cordell is Scared." Come on back in the house as we try and be smart again, do we succeed and create three new and fresh million dollar ideas? Maybe... don't still our ideas TMTMTM

It's time... It's finally time... to find out what the Junky Jokester's DND stats are! Also we talk about some other stuff like the switch 2 and some movies or some junk but yeah DND!!

Uh Oh, Samantha accidently said something smart and sent the Junk House into a new Dimension: Smart Haus. But this Haus isn't as smart or cool as that one movie, and most of the time it even just talks about butts... Enjoy!!

The only episode of Junk House to have 3 full uncut minutes of Tom Cruise running!Cordell is back to his busy boy ways so this time Caleb and Samantha really just vibe out and talk about the important things, like Gunch, the Grinch with a gun.WOOOO New Mission Impossible but with a Christmas Icon

Once upon a time a young lady had an idea. An idea that two popular actors are deeply similar in their acting, but one of them is taken way more seriously.That's it for that voice, we talk a lot about that and about the Nic Cage and Keanu movies we watched. We also visit the cage for another round of "Caleb almost did do get a degree for this"

A wise woman sitting in my yard in a BIG rocking chair once told me: When your hearing breaks, the dreams shall come. I guess she was talking about today cause Caleb's recording broke and we talked about dreams a lot. Cool!

While the school boy is away, the gays will play. By play we mean talk and explain the story of like 3 different things! That's so much fun!

Classic Junk House Classic weirdness. How many humans does it take to kill a gorilla? What the hell is going on with Magic the Gathering? Are we even still funny? All that and more!

Samantha for sure has covid during this one. That also means the editing is going to be subpar due to her being sick as a dog and normally the sole editor for Junk House. Hope you enjoy it!

Down Down Down by that darned river! If you ain't into DND or BG3 this one probably ain't for you because that's basically the whole ep. We make our characters for an upcoming Baldur's Gate 3 campaign (most likely streamed) and also make some little freaks for shims and griggles.

When Cordell is gone... wait I think I've used this exact intro before.... When the.. guy that is great and cool is gone.. Sammi and Caleb will talk about some games they have only played a few of. Oh and we finally finally figure out which Beatles member we are.

April fools! We were busy bees last week so didn't get to talk about Killers of the Flower Moon, the final movie in this year's March Movie Madness. Since that amazing movie is really sad, we try and move on quickly to some lighter topics, like Nintendo's Switch 2 direct and the announcement of a sequel to Sammi's favorite game of all time.

Welcome to the best improve you have ever heard: No, But. But for real, we actually talk a LOT about eggs in this ep. We start of asking each other questions from a list of "255 Funny Questions " from Women's Health Mag. It's a great and fun time!

There's a dad in the house, and it's not our main man Martin. This week on March Martin Movie Madness... Scorsese... Time. Cordell got swept up into some early papa time so it's just Caleb and Sammi here to talk about GoodFellas. Actually they both made some games about the movie, so that's pretty fun. Finally our dynamic duo makes up some crazy "gangster" nicknames for each other, and even the silenced Cordell.

Did you watch Hugo? We did. Forget about that though cause we got something way more important to talk about: Fast Food Chicken. Be amazed at the hot and cold takes we have on some of the best (in our opinion) chicken you can buy through a drive thru.

It's week one of March Movie Madness! this week: Shutter Island. Come on down as we discuss Martin Scorsese movies this year!

Welcome back! This week the Junk House gets a visitor... and it's Caleb? This "Caleb Prime" is telling us he is from a different universe, one verse over and is here to inspect the house. Hopefully we pass?

One short day In the Junk House cityOne Short day To be grossed out a lotThis week the Junksters get down to business, the business of life sized Pokemon Plushies, and not the cute ones like Larvesta. Also Caleb has been reading a lot of books and we talk about that!

Another week another host "kidnapped." This week we bring back the amazing podcast Just Super! by talking about the upcoming Marvel Rival Heroes; The Human Torch and The Thing. Caleb and Cordell also get down in the deeps about some table top talk after another round of Kojima or Kodreama!

Cordell has been MANNAPPED and not in the fun way where you catch up on some sleep. Caleb and Sammi are here to... Well not solve the case, more like talk about random junk and play a game that Sammi totally botches.

It's Junk House! Do people even read these? maybe some people do and those people find a deep enjoyment in reading these silly words discussing the random crazy things the Jokester in their Junky Home talk about each week. This week it's a little all over the place (like normal.)

This episode, the Junky Jokesters come up with their best business idea yet, Big Boy Hooters. It's like Hooters but Big Boys. There is also some movie stuff and a new segment all about being smart and stuff.

Yo another episode? It's almost like this happens almost every week! This we we got some more goofs, gaffs, and maybe even some insightful words about love, life and the pursuit of a Junky House. OH we also make up some innocuous rumors about celebs. The one we land on though is JUICY and might involve the voice behind a certain blue hedgehog.