Just 2 B!tches

It's prom season and Pride month, so this episode is all about love in every form! Jen and I kick things off reiterating that love is love as we gear up for the NYC Pride Parade, then dive into the best (and most cringe) promposals we've seen, how many proms we actually went to back in the day, and what we wore. From there we shift to grown-up promposals — aka engagements — sharing our own proposal stories and what we'd change if we could do it all again. To close it out, we read a couple of Reddit posts about real people's proposal experiences and give our honest reactions. Grab your snacks, this one's got Pride, nostalgia, romance, and a little chaos.

Short on time, never short on opinions. This is Just 2 B!tches. Welcome to our very first minisode! Christie and Jen are keeping it short, sweet, and absolutely unhinged as they run through everything that's been living rent-free in their heads lately. They kick things off with some FIFA tea and Europeans discovering that yes, it is in fact hot in America — and apparently that's our fault. Then they pivot to reality TV because obviously, checking in on what your favorite (and not-so-favorite) reality stars are up to is basically a civic duty. Then the girls take a shift to scripted TV with some updates from the acting world that you'll want to hear. And because no minisode would be complete without a truly chaotic ending, they wrap things up with the very important and very unhinged situation happening in NYC's sewer systems — because people are apparently just... going down there. At night. On purpose.  

This week, we're catching up on pop culture chaos before diving into some more personal conversations. Christie opens up about receiving her autism diagnosis, navigating the job search process, and the complicated feelings that come with the disability section on applications. We also talk about friendships, conflict within friend groups, and the struggle of trying to remain neutral while still supporting the people you care about. Basically… a little bit of everything this week.

This week, we're getting very real about hormones, menstrual cycles, birth control, and what happens when your body starts trying to regulate itself again. We chat about the differences we've noticed on vs. off birth control, stories from other women sharing their experiences online, and the emotional, physical, and mental rollercoaster that can come with it all. Christie also opens up about her personal IUD experience, while we discuss thoughts around trying for kids this year and navigating all the chaos that comes with understanding our bodies as women. Basically: two b!tches, a lot of hormones, and way too many unanswered questions.

In this episode, we're covering everything from Bravo drama to real-life chaos. On B!tches in the News, we break down what's happening in the Bravo universe and all the messy details on our favorite reality tv shows at the moment. Outside of reality TV, we spiral into talk about Europe, the FIFA World Cup coming to New Jersey, and Christie's upcoming trip to Ireland. Naturally, this leads us into a full rant about New Jersey drivers, the worst places we've ever driven, and some very relatable work drama. It's a little bit of pop culture, a little bit of real life, and a whole lot of opinions.

This week, we're diving into celebrity rabbit holes and asking the important questions: where are they now? From childhood icons like Matilda and Scream stars to forgotten heartthrobs and Disney throwbacks, we revisit the faces that raised us. We also get into current pop culture drama, reality TV chaos, and nostalgic trends making a comeback like Polaroid cameras and more. Plus, Christie spirals a little over being told she looks younger than she is and whether people mean it... or if society just has opinions on how women should "dress their age." Casual stuff.

This week, we're diving headfirst into dating delusion. From pick up lines we heard in our single days to the ones people really thought would work, we're unpacking the wild lengths some will go to for attention, affection, or a date. Then we read some absolutely unhinged bad date stories from Reddit that prove romance can be both brave and embarrassing.

*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]" dir="auto" data-turn-id= "request-WEB:37792771-0b87-4f50-b2cd-6f21d8feb357-0" data-testid= "conversation-turn-2" data-scroll-anchor="false" data-turn= "assistant"> This week, we're diving headfirst into the RealiTEA. From the latest drama on Summer House to how it stacks up against Vanderpump Rules, we're breaking down the chaos, the timelines, and the never-ending relationship swaps. We also get into Netflix reality shows, Unwell's new YouTube series, Mormon Wives on Hulu (including the Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota drama), and what's going on across Peacock. Plus, we talk about ABC scrapping The Bachelorette and why it feels like everyone in reality TV is just dating within the same circle. If you've ever tried to keep up with who's dating who and gave up…this episode is for you.  

In this live episode, we're celebrating one year of Just 2 B!tches by reflecting on everything that got us here. We talk about what we're proud of, our biggest regrets, and the ways we've held ourselves accountable while learning to actually believe in ourselves. We also revisit how it all started, share a Reddit story on enemies turned friends, and open up about the friendships that have shaped us, including the ones we've lost.

Here's something that fits your tone—real, conversational, but still informative: We're getting into all things pregnancy in this episode as we sit down with Jen (aka your fave prenatal yoga instructor) to talk about what actually happens to your body, the stigmas no one questions, and the conversations we should be having more openly. From pelvic floor changes to the pressure of "doing pregnancy the right way," we unpack common misconceptions, fears, and the realities that don't always get talked about. Whether you're pregnant, thinking about it, or just curious, this episode is all about breaking it down in a real, honest way. Because let's be honest… there's a lot people don't tell you.

This week we've got a special guest—Jen's cousin, Raelle! We're asking the important question: are cousins automatically built-in besties…or just people you see on holidays? We also share personal experiences from our teenage years involving interactions with significantly older men—conversations that highlight issues of boundaries, consent, and grooming. Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of grooming, inappropriate adult-minor interactions, and related experiences that may be distressing.

This week, we're talking burnout, bad leadership, and the reality of surviving corporate America. Because let's be honest — burnout isn't just about being "too busy"… it's about the environments we're expected to function in. We get into toxic workplaces, unpack what authentic leadership should look like under pressure (and why it often misses the mark), and call out the ways leadership culture can make or break an entire team. We also shout out the female leaders who actually set the standard — and the ones who made us realize what not to tolerate. And of course, we're reacting to two Reddit stories that prove workplace chaos is truly universal. If you've ever questioned your job, your boss, or your sanity at work… this one's for you. Check out the article from Harvard Business Review!

This week we're emphasizing something we all know deep down: it's hard out here. We get into honest conversations about health, pregnancy fears, and the realities of women's bodies, share some chaotic dating horror stories, and talk about learning to set boundaries as adults. We also dive into what it looks like to grow into new dynamics with our siblings as we get older. As always, it's a little messy, very honest, and definitely relatable.

This week we're covering a little bit of everything — because apparently that's just how our brains work. We talk about the realities of being a woman, from early menopause and periods to the many quirks of being a picky eater. Christie also shares her complicated relationship with truffle (spoiler: it's not going well), while Tori and Jen attempt to convince her to give it another chance. We also get into Hillary Duff's new album, because obviously we had thoughts, and then dive headfirst into the internet's favorite mess: Reddit. We read posts from Am I the Asshole and Am I Wrong and give our completely unsolicited opinions on whether these people are actually the problem. So grab a snack (preferably not truffle flavored) and join us for another chaotic episode of Just 2 B!tches.

In this episode, we're officially in our Planning Era. From the anxiety that comes with traveling (and the very real girl struggles no one talks about) to the bigger conversations about timing, life shifts, and what the next year could look like — we're unpacking what it actually means to think ahead. We talk about planning while still living in the moment, what it looks like if we're both trying to get pregnant this year, and how that changes everything from travel plans to long-term goals. And because it's us, we can't help but spiral. It's thoughtful, it's chaotic, it's honest — and very much Just 2 B!tches figuring it out in real time.

In this episode, we unpack what it's really like going out alone as a woman, getting approached by men, and existing as a content creator in public spaces. We talk confidence, safety, delusion, and the fine line between "main character energy" and "what are we doing?" Plus, Heated Rivalry brain rot and why we're dangerously close to applying for reality TV. Outside is wild. And apparently, so are we.

This week, we're talking travel personalities, dramatic husbands, and the expectations that come with planning trips and relationships. We get into Valentine's Day plans, Galentine's energy, and what romance looks like when real life is involved. We also talk about Jen's upcoming Miami trip and all the anticipation that comes with it. Whether you're celebrating love, friendship, or just yourself this Valentine's season, consider this your official invitation to hang with your new favorite Valentine.

In this episode of Just 2 B!tches, Jen and Christie unpack the many flaws of adulthood. We kick things off with pop culture and reality TV favorites before spiraling into the very real frustrations of health insurance in the United States and why it feels unnecessarily complicated. We also talk date night expectations, what we want (and don't want) from our husbands, and the financial reality of being a girl. From hair, nails, laser, and waxing to the realization that being an adult is just expensive across the board, this episode is equal parts relatable, validating, and slightly unhinged. Because no one warned us it would be like this.

The b!tches are in their full nostalgia spiral this week. From planning Miami trips and romanticizing vacation outfits that absolutely do not hit the same once they're on our actual bodies, to unpacking why the internet is convinced 2026 is about to be a full 2016 reboot, we are unwell and thriving. We get into our questionable 2016 fashion and hair eras, our current screen time problems, and the never-ending saga of husbands vs. video games. Plus, we deep dive into our latest TV obsessions, including Hunting Wives on Netflix and Heated Rivalry on HBO, which has officially taken over Christie's personality. It's unserious, nostalgic, and a little too relatable. Basically, we're yapping, spiraling, and time traveling. Enjoy, B!tches!

New year, same b!tches. This week we admit we're already breaking our resolutions (looking at you, Dry January), talk about the very real time, effort, and chaos behind being a content creator, and then do what we do best—solve everyone else's problems. We read two Reddit family drama threads and give our honest, unfiltered advice… just don't ask us to fix our own lives.

This week on Just 2 B!tches, we're joined by our dear friend, Siva, as a special guest for a fun, reflective, and pop-culture-packed episode. We're talking New Year's resolutions, our favorite albums, movies, and shows from 2025, and everything we're excited for in 2026—from upcoming releases to concerts and personal highlights. It's a look back at a big year and a hype-up for what's ahead, with plenty of laughs along the way.

This week, Just 2 B!tches kick things off with New Year's goals and why women are basically trained to apologize for existing. We get into adulthood milestones no one warned us about (hello vaccines and health checklists), debate whether dentists are lowkey scamming us—especially when compared to dermatologists—and talk guy friendships through what we've seen and heard via our husbands. We also share thoughts on the new era of Vanderpump Rules and wrap things up with Morristown First Night vibes. Equal parts reflective, funny, and slightly unhinged—just how we like it.

It's the Just 2 B!tches Christmas Special 🎄✨ and we're sleighing this holiday season—messy opinions and all. We're chatting gift lists, favorite Christmas movies, and the most memorable gifts from our childhoods, before unpacking that moment when everyone realizes Santa might not be real 👀🎅. Then, because it wouldn't be the holidays without a little dysfunction, we dive into family drama straight from Reddit's "Am I Overreacting?"—holiday edition. Pour a drink, hide from your relatives, and come sleigh the season with us.

Welcome back to another episode where the b!tches spiral! Christie's on her period, Jen's beefing with TikTok scammers, and somehow we still find time to unpack Thanksgiving drama, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion, and the wild ride that is the "Finding Samantha" podcast. Grab a snack, grab your headphones, and join the chaos.   TW: As we go deep on SA survivor stories and conversations people don't have enough. 

Class is officially in session, b!tches. This week, we're giving you a "history lesson" absolutely no one asked for—from Wicked lore and Christmas chaos to catfish mysteries, scamfluencer scandals, and the questionable evolution of husband fashion. We spiral through Netflix conspiracies, Glassdoor trauma, interview nightmares, and somehow… it all connects. Grab a snack, grab a seat, and prepare to leave less (or more?) educated than when you arrived.

On this week's episode, the b!tches are barely employed but fully opinionated as we spiral through everything from taking a break from work to forgetting our keys in the parking lot like it's a sport. We talk outfits, unsolicited compliments, and how anyone gets anything done in a day (spoiler: we barely do because there's not enough hours in the day). Plus, we dive into not one but TWO unhinged Reddit stories — an engagement disaster with parental interference and a husband who thinks "tax evasion" is a personality trait. Buckle up.

What are you clenching when you're working out your pelvic floor? Yeah, you read that right. From yoga mats to modern relationships, this week's episode gets real about pelvic floors, friendships of the opposite sex, and why flirting feels harder than ever. The b!tches sshare unflitered takes, honest laughs, and a few too-relatable realizations along the way.

Just 2 B!tches here, getting a little spooky — and maybe a little traumatized — as Halloween roles in! Jen and Christie swap real-life scary stories, creepy encounters from people they know, and some truly haunting tales straight from Reddit. Expect laughs, chills, and a few "WTF" moments as they dive into the eerie side of life. Grab your snacks, dim the lights, and get ready to be slightly scared (and fully entertained).

In this week's episode of Just Two Bitches, we're talking all things womanhood — from birth control and antidepressants to the wild reality of what's actually going into our bodies. We unpack the ways the healthcare system often fails women (especially Black women), chat about Taylor Swift's new era, and somehow end up deep-diving into TikTok theories, Appalachian conspiracies, and everything in between. It's chaotic, honest, and a little too relatable.

This week we're catching up on everything we've missed since our last recording — and it's a lot. From Taylor Swift's engagement news to family vacation chaos, we're unpacking all the little (and not so little) dramas that keep life interesting. Plus, we get into the awkward truth of how to tell your family when you really don't like something and why those conversations never go quite as planned. We also dive into the big adulting question: at what age will we finally stop renting and own a home? Spoiler alert — the answers might be more chaotic than comforting. Mix in some unhinged life updates and plenty of laughs, and you've got an episode that feels like venting with your best friends after a long week.

Roommates are hard, but friendship break ups are harder, oh and don't even get us started with family! Tune in to hear Jen and Christie b*tch about their latest dilemmas, experiences, and more.   TW: SA/Emotional Abuse mentioned.

Christie and Jen fan girl over the Jonas Brother 2025 tour, Demi Lovato, and more! Be sure to listen and hear a recap of the concert along with their new segment, "Advice from B*tches"!

Serious question - Bra or no bra? Either way, it's time for you to feel comfortable in your own skin! Own whatever style is yours and love your body...BFF (or BSF?)!

TW: From allyship, to teeth, tits, and V's? Sit back, relax, and tune in while Jen and Christie share some highlights from Pride, learn more about avocados, and get open and real about Women's health. And don't forget to make your next OBGYN appointment!

Sometimes you can be your toughest critic but your strongest defender. There's nothing wrong with advocating for yourself! There's also nothing wrong with having some bad days and having some really good ones. Tune in as Jen and Christie try and figure things out and somehow by the end of the episode, feel better than before.

From Penn Station, to pregnancy, to peace and p... Listen as Jen and Christie explain the 4 P's!

Insurance, Anxiety, Adulting, oh my! By now, you know both Jen and Christie are brutally honest. But this week, they get real deep about their personalities, health insurance, and their mental health journey. Be sure to tune in!

Christie has taken an oath of sobriety... until she runs into Kevin Jonas. Whoops! Well, and then Christie's husband gets a nose ring in the same day. But Jen's over here just watching Good American Family. Tune in for the story to unfold. 

Dying flowers, resurrected ex boyfriends and social media ghosts. But which is the creepiest? You'll have to listen to find out.

This week we finish off our three part Origin story with special guest, Siva! As we close out the origin story, we learn that timing is everything and everything truly does happen for a reason - like Siva's visit, Brat summer, and more!

The saga continues! This week we continue to share the origin story with a special guest - our friend Tori! Tune in to hear more!

Listen to how Jen and Christie went from circle of drama (like it's straight out of a Bravo TV show), to two close friends, who just so happened to start a podcast together! Check out their origin story and be sure to tune in next week to hear from our special guest!

We say most things in song and we make mashups out of instinct because we're theatre kids! Sit and listen to Jen & Christie yap about astrology, coworkers, and making friends!

Treat yourself! Say it louder for the people in the back! Buy the ring you want, get a facial and a massage, wear whatever you please, because you deserve it!

What do you do at a resturant? Overtip? Say 'thank you' a thousand times? Or piss the staff off enough to question whether or not you should eat your food? Have some etiquette! Sit and tune into this week's episode, find out about Jen's love for garlic and ice, PTSD from our teachers (and ex's), and more!

Join Jen & Christie on this week's episode of Just 2 B*tches as they chat about nostalgia, Y2K, Disney Channel, and pop culture! 

Welcome to Just 2 B*tches! Pull up a chair, pour some tea (or wine) and listen while we bitch, talk about married life, iconic pop culture moments, and what it means to be the cool sibiling. Keep up with Just 2 B*tches and be sure to like, follow, and share!