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Just Kill Me Podcast
by Dale Irvin
Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin are at it again, and by "it" I mean podcasting, designed for the whole family, depending on what kind of parents you are.We began this venture with the hope of maiing you realize how good you have it. Everywhere you look, there are people with worse jobs, living in worse places, and with more problems that you, so buck it up, Buttercup, and share the moments, jobs, and events that make us all say, "Just Kill Me."
Episodes
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How's Your Job? If it's better than these, you win.
If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to [email protected]. You...
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Who's Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers
This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more. Episode 24 2:46 Japanese Fathers 4:05 Monkey in Home Depot 5:32...
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What smells in here?
You could be on a bad flight when the plane has to make an emergency landing because somebody stinks. In California, you can't shower and do laundry on the same day. A woman has her lady parts reconstructed using a tilapia fish. These and even more reasons that make you say "Just Kill Me!"
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If it ain't like chalk, you got to let him walk
What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories. EPISODE 22 6:21 Cockroach Milk 7:51 Defendant...
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Florida Zombie Alert
Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more! Episode 21 4:52 Passanger From Hell 7:11 Twelve...
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Kansas cops should not date this woman
This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say "Just Kill Me." Episode 20 3:56 Kansas cops can't have sex 5:46...
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Cars are for driving and Cheetos are for eating
How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week's episode. Episode 19 7:33 Tailpipe Coitus 9:55 Stormy Cheetos 11:53 Exploding Pee 14:20 Ear…
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The adventures of Bagel Head
This week's Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.
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Tumbleweeds or Uganda? Death is not an option.
We look at a town overcome by tumbleweeds, multi-species monkey mating, new rules about what you can use your mouth for in Uganda, Man survives rattlesnake bite and bear attack gets bitten by a shark; and a 14th baby for an exhausted couple. 3:19 Bitten by Bear and Shark 4:33 Taken by Tumbleweeds...
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Kermit Outraged by Frog Bikini
This week we discuss a bikini made of frogs; killer hand dryers. escaping babboons; and burgers made with tarantulas. It's been quite a week. 3:30 IRS Crash 5:32 Naked Man ON Church 7:07 Flying Fecal Matter 9:53 Great Baboon Escape 11:18 Tarantula Burger 13:17 Frog Bikini 15:13 Worst Job Of The...
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Roof Repossessor Rocks
Think you've had a bad day? There's a poop train srtuck in Alabama; an award winner dropped dead on stage; a roofer repossed his roof; and wind blows cocaine into woman's purse. In comparison, you've had a rather good day. 4:02 Bicycle Thief 6:13 Alabama Poo Train 7:55 Flying Cocaine 9:54 Last...
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A judge steals underpants. How much worse can it get?
You'll want to shout "Just kill me" when you hear about the panty pirating judge; a man with SUPER gonorrhea; poop in the ball park; and a naked statue of Donald Trump, a plus a lot more, and the worst job of the week. 3:10 150 MPH Chase 4:10 Super Gonorrhea 5:54 Justice Underpants 7:49 Dodgers...
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Don't Dis The Easter Bunny
Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in…
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My name is Homer Simpson and I want a slice of cheese.
This week we discuss a Costco robbery gone bad; A man whose drivers license showed him to be Homer Simpson; Ketchup by the slice, the worst job of thew week and a whole lot more. Here's the lineup. 2:25 Costco Robbery 3:38 I’m Not Dead Yet 5:12 Flippy the Robot 6:13 Upside Down 7:17 Driving Homer...
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Just Kill Me 11 - Woman injured by drag queen's breast
This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, "Just Kill Me." Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen's breast; The man who wouldn't poop - update; 100 fishbones in the butt; swapping the "family cloth" for TP in Great...
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I Want To Be A Lawyer In Utah
Friends don't let friends Uber drunk; I'm not dead yet; Do you take this tree?; Utah lawyers get e-mail of boobs. You job may be bad but you don't want to be a taser tester. 2:12 Sleep Ubering 3:37 Talking Dead 4:59 Almost Autopsied 6:49 Universal Airsick 8:12 Married with Leaves 10:18 Utah Boob...
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"Hell no, I won't go"...the wait continues
We look at a constipated con who won't go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper. 3:03 Missed Lottery 4:9 Criminal Constipation 7:12 Wrong Way Nudist 8:23 Horsing Around Drunk 9:17 Dragged for a Mile 10:12 Apple…
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GAS, Good in your car, Bad inside a plane
Teri, Tim, and Dale examine the things that elicit the response, "Just kill me." This week we lokk at the body part business; a doughnut Homer would be proud of; a lady drying her undies on an airplane overhead air vent; and the adventures of Captain Fartsalot. 5:42 Dr. Hassle 7:30 Cheeto…
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Australia is not a country, is it?
This week Tim, Teri, and Dale explore the moments, events and jobs that make a person say Just Kill Me. We discuss a road sign intended to mock Jimmy Kimmel; do's and don'ts of Valentines Day; is Australia really a country?; animal stories about dogs and stuffed tigers, and the worst job of the...
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead goose
It's amazing how many things can make you say "just kill me", like a dead goose falling from the sky and knocking out a hunter; Justin Trudeau making "peoplekind" a new stupid word; and a false tsunami warning. You'll find this and much more in this week's thrilling episode.
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Be glad you don't have this guy for a neighbor
Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin look at the times when you just want to scream "Just kill me." This week we look at a brazen burrito assault; flame throwers by Elon Musk; an a-hole for a neighbor; and the worst job ever, Harvey Weinstein style.
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Be glad these stories are not about you
Teri, Tim, and Dale track the latest stories involving moments that make you say "Just Kill Me." This week it's about an asteroid made of airplane poop, a man with a five foot tapeworm, and a comedian who was attacked on stage, plus a lot more. Give us a listen and feel better about yourself.
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This is the best episode yet!
Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin return to discuss the moments that happen to us all that make us say, "Just kill me." In this episode, Teri rants about her JKM moment; millions of people experience a JKM moment in Hawaii; and the most JKM moment for you if you are sending your daughter…
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Even better than last week's episode
If this is your first exposure to the Just Kill Me podcast, here's what you can expect. We are basically a motivational podcast disguised as a cynical look at society. If you think things couldn't be any worse, give us a listen. We talk about bad experiences, rotten jobs, and items in the news…
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Just Kill Me - The beginning.
Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin are at it again, and by "it" I mean podcasting, designed for the whole family, depending on what kind of parents you are. We began this venture with the hope of maiing you realize how good you have it. Everywhere you look, there are people with worse jobs,...
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Danger is all around us...and sometimes it's funny
Tim, Teri, and Dale look at things where common sense was over ruled by stupidity and the results were not good. A man picked a fight with a pig and wound up losing...a vital portion of his anatomy; a couple had sex in a car but didn't set the parking brake and it rolled into a lake; a man chated...
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The Kidders #128 - When you just gotta go
Tim, Teri, and Dale are back at it with some of oddest events in the news. Numerous body parts are tastefully mentioned and really stupid people are raked over the coals. Join our broadcast barbeque and be sure to subscribe...for FREE. What a deal, you get your laughs for free.
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The Kidders #127 He pulled a what? With his what?
Tim, Teri, and Dale tackle the tough issues of the day including a lady who married a train station; the Indonesian monkey mafia; a baby that walked out of the womb; a three foot tall porn star and a guy that pulled a helicopter with his It's fun for the whole family. Give us a listen and…
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The Kidders #126 - Weird people are everywhere, not just Capitol Hill.
Tim, Teri, and Dale explore a wide variety of stories that we know you didn't hear about anywhere else. Give us 15 minutes and we'll bring you up to date.
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The Kidders #125 - Can you give me a hand?
Tim, Teri, and Dale tackle all of the tough stories and this week they include a woman with a leech up her nose; snacks made out of insects, and three stories of what one might call self love.
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The Kidders 124 - This stuff is really getting weird
Tim, Teri, and Dale explore some really odd stories this week including a study that shows eating boogers to be good for your health; a guy with a eel up his butt; an insulting parrot; and a dude who wants to be an elf in the worst way. You can subscribe to The Kidders podcast at...
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The Kidders #123 Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
This week, Tim, Teri, and Dale discuss what happens when you cremate the obese; It takes a threesome to raise a child; sex for McNuggets; and a whole lot more. Give us a listen and you'll learn a little and laugh a lot.
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The Kidders #122 As easy as changing a lightbulb
This week, Dale, Tim, and Teri discuss the fact that 1 in 5 Brits cannot change a lightbulb; cowbells are not for throwing; and how to live over an outhouse; plus a lot more. If we can't make you laugh you get double your money back.
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The Kidders 121 - Where the poop hits the fan
Tim, Teri, and Dale discuss the oddities of the news including a poo museum, botox for men, in all the wrong places, and a transgender who broke his/her man part during coitus. And that's a lot more weirdness where that came from, so give us a listen and we'll brighten your day.
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The Kidders #120 - April showers...bring out the weird-ass people in the news.
In this week's uproarious edition, Tim, Teri, and Dale learn the true meaning of "juju", as well as learning about new places to keep your gun; making robotic girl parts, and the answer to the question, "When is a watch not a watch?" This episode could very well change your life. It changed ours…
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The Kidders #119 Our Pre-April Fools Day show.
Teri, Tim, and Dale are at it again this week, probbing stories of junkie parrots, farting for better relationships, and one more thing you can do with a hairbrush.
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The Kidders - 118, or if you prefer, 47.77 Celsius
In our never ending search for the lighter side of life, the Kidders gather each week without rehersals, scripts, clues, or forethoughts to discuss the world around us. Our goal is to make you laugh. If we can make you snort milk out of your nose, so much the better. Please join Dale, Tim, and…
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The Kidders #117 - Who are we trying to kid?
Actually, we're here to kid everybody and we're doing a good job. Check out this week's jabs at a parrot thief, a vegan chicken saver, shoes that order your pizza, a couple of penis stories you won't believe. Subscribe to this podcast so you don't miss the laughs.
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The Kidders #116 - Laughter, free to a good home
Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin explore the hidden stories behind the news, even if we have to make them up. The winner this week is the brothel of inflatible dolls.
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The Kidders, uncut and full of mistakes
Tim, Teri, and Dale discuss love related topics this week like the Burger King in Israel that offers an Adult Meal that comes with a surprize "adult" toy. And the recall of thousands of Black Power Wand vibrators. Plus a lot more news you need to know.
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The Kidders #114 - There's a lot more where this came from.
This week you will join Teri, Tim, and Dale as the wander while they wonder about the oddities of the world around us.
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The Kidders #113 - Locked, Loaded, and ready to Laugh
Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Obrien are ready to make your day. They are armed with cynicism and satire, and are packing punchlines. Join us for a view of the world through kaleidoscope glasses.
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The Kidders #112 - Boy, have we got something to say
Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Brien discuss pressing issues in the world of stupid behavior. Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back.
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The Kidders #111 Batten down the hatches, it's a new administration
Join Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Brien as we discuss important stories in the news like a 70 year old hooker, cow bell complaints, a really weird place for an anti-Trump tattoo, and monkey sex with a deer. Plus a whole lot more. It's a 15 minute escape from reality that will make you laugh.
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The Kidders 110 - We have NOT been hacked by the Russians...yet.
Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Brien discuss important topics like toilets that are pay-per-flush; a no pants subway ride; a man who breaks coconuts with his head; and a study that shows people who swear to be more intellegent. Well, I'll be @#$%ed.
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#109 - The funniest way to start the new year
Join Dale, Tim, and Teri as they welcome in the new year with stories of exploding salad dressing and new iterms offered by the McDonalds in Vatican City. All that and much more.
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The Kidders #108 - We're more than just jokes, we have opinions too.
Join Dale Irvin and Tim Slagle as we discuss important things like the right to have a "HO HO" license plate; toilet paper for your smartphone; a special Donald Trump iphone (which I assume is self wiping); and a 6-year-old genius junior larcenist.
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The Kidders #107 - Our Christmas Spectacular
Join Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'brien as they look forward to the holidays by taking a look back at the news...the really weird news you might not be aware of. There's lots of laughs and it's FREE. Where else will you find that kind of deal?
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The Kidders #106 You'll laugh and learn...something
Dale Irvin and Tim Slagle explore the world around them as the delve in topics including a saddle for daddy; a coffee / pot combo; Fisher Price Happy Hour set; and what would porn stars do if they were president. If, after 10 minutes, you still haven't laughed, it's because this podcast was…
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The Kidders 105 - Collect the whole series.
This week, Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'brien take a look at renegade beavers; friendly pigs; a Titanic replica in China, and perhaps the perfect bar for lonely guys. Plus, for the first time, SPECIAL EFFECTS. Don't miss it.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin are at it again, and by "it" I mean podcasting, designed for the whole family, depending on what kind of parents you are.We began this venture with the hope of maiing you realize how good you have it. Everywhere you look, there are people with worse jobs, living in worse places, and with more problems that you, so buck it up, Buttercup, and share the moments, jobs, and events that make us all say, "Just Kill Me."
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Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin are at it again, and by "it" I mean podcasting, designed for the whole family, depending on what kind of parents you are.We began this venture with the hope of maiing you realize how good you have it. Everywhere you look, there are people with worse jobs,...
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