Just Killing Time with Maronzio Vance

Episodes

1. 19

   For The Love Of The Game

   I love basketball. I love basketball so much, I'm going to tell you about how much I love basketball. I'm also going to tell you about how I almost died playing basketball. Then I'll tell you how much I would die for something I love. That and more. Don't ask me why these videos and podcast don't...

   Oct 20, 2023

   32m
2. 18

   Get Rich or Die Tryin To Get To Miami

   I remember this one time I had to pay $685 for a plane ticket to Miami so I could feature for someone for seven shows and at the end of the week I was paid $650. That’s only part of the story. Comedy is so fun. Enjoy

   Oct 13, 2023

   31m
3. 17

   Magic Moments

   I promise you this episode will not be a waste of your time. If you get anything from this episode, and you don't share it with anybody, you are not doing your part. We are not going to go back-and-forth. I am creating something bigger than me. I'm in a zone. Now you can watch me build this ark…

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   Oct 5, 2023

   50m
4. 16

   Lose Yourself

   I promised consistency. This week continues the tradition of being consistent, as I discuss how I plan to write about how I loss myself and the journey I am on to reconnecting with myself. There's some other stuff in there but I don't want to ruin the surprise. Watch, listen, like, rate, engage,...

   Sep 27, 2023

   35m
5. 15

   I've Got A Story To Tell

   I have returned with my consistently inconsistent podcast. I am on a mission to complete a project that is much larger than anything I have ever done. This is where I will start. This is where you should start if you want to be a part of it. I don't plan on stopping until I'm done. And I'm going…

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   Sep 21, 2023

   30m
6. 14

   Just Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles "Let me think out loud in peace"

   This week I return from a much needed break. This pandemic has been extremely difficult for some people, including myself. From time to time you need to be able to talk without being judged or persecution, so you can make sense of what's going on around you. That's what I did this week. I just...

   Nov 30, 2020

   27m
7. 13

   Just Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles (In to space I go)

   This week in the comfort of my own home, I put on a space suit so I can discuss the Aliens saga, gentrification and explain why I said some bad words. Enjoy.

   Jul 28, 2020

   39m
8. 12

   Just Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles

   This week I try to figure out how to make the fact that some non-black women date black men withouth caring about the issuses that black men go through and a bunch of other things like that. Enjoy.

   Jul 21, 2020

   27m
9. 11

   Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles (How do I make this funny?)

   This week as I stand in the hallway of my hot ass apartment, I try to figure out how to make a few things that's on my mind funny. I spend some time thinking of how to make everything from the renaming of the Washington Redskins funny to the Doobie Brothers singing. I hope you enjoy it.

   Jul 9, 2020

   29m
10. 10

    Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles "Getting Through it"

    This week on killing time I did something different. I filmed myself recording this week's podcast. I stood in front of a camera with a microphone and talked about how to make everything that's going on in the world funny. I believe this is the format that I will be doing going forward. I hope…

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    Jun 30, 2020

    57m
11. 9

    Killing Time: Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Birthday Episode

    Day 60 of the coronavirus quarantine and I find myself turning 44 years old in a world that has stopped. It's a funny feeling to age and not be able to do anything. I always have difficulty with birthdays because I have birthday depression. This week I talk about turning 44 and all the things I...

    May 15, 2020

    1h 10m
12. 8

    Killing Time: Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Continue Day 53

    It's May 4th, and I've been in my home on stay in place orders since March 13. I don't know what the hell is going on in the world. I'm trying to make sense of it. I've watched so much TV that when the world reopens, I probably won't watch TV ever again. I don't know what the world is going to be...

    May 5, 2020

    35m
13. 7

    Killing Time: The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Continue On

    I honestly don't remember the day we were told to go into the house and not come out again until the invisible virus that's killing everyone is gone. I just know it's been a long time. So from inside my home like a conspiracy theorist in the middle of the desert with aluminum foil wrapped around...

    Apr 8, 2020

    56m
14. 6

    Killing Time: The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Continue

    I really don't know what day of quarantine this is for us, for you, for me. I'm just in my home trying to make sense of what's going on. I've always talked to myself, but this is just ridiculous now. This episode I talk about the state of comedy when this is over. I have hundreds of thoughts I've...

    Mar 31, 2020

    42m
15. 5

    Killing Time The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles

    I believe insanity is starting to seep in with some people from staying in the house much longer than they normally would. As I watch the news and monitor people's behavior and activity, I find time to rant about how insane everything is that we are going through. I also try to dissect any…

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    Mar 25, 2020

    37m
16. 4

    Killing Time #236 The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Day 2

    I'm assuming it's day two of the coronavirus and I'm doing the best I can to keep my shit together. I went to Home Depot and had some adventures there. I'll tell you all about that. I'm also going to start a puppet show with socks, I think. I met some interesting characters while I was out in the...

    Mar 20, 2020

    32m
17. 3

    Killing Time #235 The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Day 1

    This week, today I'm sitting in my home where I'm quarantined because of the coronavirus. It's amazing how quickly people's attitude and survival techniques change when panic is induced. I'm going to take you on a journey of what's going on around me. I will talk about where we are as a people....

    Mar 18, 2020

    30m
18. 2

    Killing Time #234 Let's Play Catch Up

    After a long hiatus I have returned to the podcast that I've been doing since 2011. I'm still ranting, it's just I'm a little better about it. For my return episode I talk about Snoop Dogg, The Stephen King series on HBO called The Outsider and what I have planned for the up coming year.

    Mar 2, 2020

    1h 02m
19. 1

    Killing Time #233: The Joker's Joke is my Joke too.

    Killing Time returns with a new episode and we sit down with the audience to find out what it is we want from each other and what do we need to do to get it accomplished. We also have a discussion and a review of the movie Joker. Please excuse any dead spots because I was half sleepy when I was...

    Oct 22, 2019

    1h 16m
20. Just Killing Time #231 The Legend Of Public Enemy

    This week on Killing Time I discuss the legend of Public Enemy and how important they were to the hip-hop movement. I also discuss the war between me and my spiders in my hallway. I also take time out to discuss how much do you really love somebody. Enjoy.

    Aug 21, 2019

    1h 23m
21. Killing Time #230

    This week I talk about the being a better podcaster, the idea of a black Batman, the top 50 greatest rappers of all time and holding on to my eyesight.

    Aug 15, 2019

    1h 28m
22. Killing Time #229

    This week's podcast I discuss how I found my magic, how I have given up sports, what luxury item I want in my home one day and a bunch of other stuff that involve gun talk.

    Aug 5, 2019

    1h 22m
23. Killing Time With Maronzio Vance #227

    This week's podcast I discuss what killing time really means, the agony of writing a book and figuring out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.

    Jul 15, 2019

    1h 05m
24. Killing Time With Maronzio Vance #226

    This week is part two of a two-part discussion with my friend and comedian Bill Dawes. This episode we discuss race, politics and our similarities in childhood. Enjoy.

    Jul 3, 2019

    1h 00m