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Just Quit Already
by Suzie Bechtel
Ever wish you could tell someone or something to JUST QUIT ALREADY! A podcast that began as a show about quitting personal habits has evolved into an unfiltered commentary on day to day life and culture. What do YOU think needs to "Just Quit Already?" Call in to the voicemail HOTLINE for 410-726-5887Join Suzie Bechtel each week as she roasts the things we love to hate; her unfiltered, candid, satirical style rants will have you laughing, cringing, and nodding along.
Episodes
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Going Incognito, Dating Apps & Quitting Mary Jane
Back from another accidental hiatus. Much to catch up on: my incognito summer of cigs? Hinge account of 12 days gone awry and adding to the list off things I'm quitting. Soft launching my breakup with Mary Jane. Call in to the hotline and share what you are quitting. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL…
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Quitting Hot Topic & Becoming a Drag Queen (FEAT. VANYA VERUSHKA)
We’re back with a new episode, and this week my friend Dane joins me in the stu. We talk about growing up in our hometown, quitting Hot Topic and other mall retail jobs, and how we both somehow found ourselves working in the beauty industry. Dane shares how he got started in drag, what goes into...
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Feels Like Home: Back Out the Stu
I'm back at home staring at a wall with a mic. In my safe place. Needed to catch you guys up on summer time not-sadness and future plans to not be emo on my bday coming up. Shout out to anyone who's on crutches on a family vacay, my heart goes out. Call in and share what you've quit or are in the...
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Quitting Social Media and Someones Ear Got Ripped Off
This week on Just Quit Already, I’m giving a vape update, sharing practical tips for quitting bad habits, and talking about why changing your environment can make it easier to stick with the habits you actually want. Then I tell the story of a social media job I worked last year that, looking…
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Marriage Proposal on a Toilet, Quitting Smoking & The Mandela Effect
We’re back with a new episode, and this week we’re joined by friend of the pod, Gab Itnyre. Ever heard of someone getting proposed to… while sitting on a toilet? YEP. Gab shares the unbelievable story of how it happened, why she ultimately called off the engagement, and everything she learned…
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Welcome to the Stu: Quitting the Hamster Wheel
Welcome to the Stu. This week, I’m taking it back to our roots about quitting the hamster wheel with a vape update, play two hotline calls from listeners navigating their own relationship with nicotine, and tell the story of an unexpected run-in with someone from my past... Whether it’s vaping,...
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Quitting Protection Plans
Scam alert! Once again I'm exposing another fraudulent scheme placed on Americans every day: "Big" protection plan. People with fake profiles, using their pets as their anon account. Vape update. I talk about 18 thousand things I literally speak in webs I can't name them all. What have you quit?...
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Quit Sign Searching and Literal Directions
Not everything is a sign from the Universe. A story of me saying "yes" to a dinner date of 3 gone weird. Quit trying on rings that physically will not come off LMAO Accepting the fact that the only way I can navigate through the world is with Apple Maps. Call in to the hotline 410-726-5887 and...
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When I Quit Being a Rapper & Mall Shopping
Story of when I thought I was a full blown rapper until my high school talent show humbled me. How the malls of America quietly quit on us. Story of using a fake ID to get my belly button pierced. No nicotine life updates (spoiler I'm not tweaking out) Call in and share what you're quitting...
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Life After Vices (Cold Calling Gab)
We've been firing on all cylinders over here so its time for a chat. It's been 86 days since my last quit.. and no it's not about nicotine this time. Call the hotline 410-726-5887 and share what you've quit or are in the process of quitting
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Quitting Cruises?
The recap of my cruise to the Bahamas! SIKE I MISSED IT. A classic Suz story telling, internal investigation as to why this isn't shocking at all and laughing through my misfortune.
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Quitting the Cosign and Slowing TF Down
This week I’m quitting the cosign and slowing TF down. I bought a new car! FINALLY! We’re talking vape life (it’s actually going well), what the addiction brain is really doing, and how slowing down has helped quiet cravings. I get into embarrassment, “the files,” the Super Bowl, getting a new…
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QUIT THE CREEP
Answering the question everyone wants to know, --Yes, I have had a creepy client. Hotline caller talks over coming her fear of kitchen appliances. Call the hotline with what you've quit or what needs to quit. 410-726-5887
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GON' QUITTIN': Szn 2, Snitchez
A heating pad check-in, vape update during the "Week of the Wean", my personal distain with gold-accented furniture, and passion for Walmart besting Target every time Call in to the hotline and share what you're quitting, what you've already quit or what you think needs to Just Quit Already...
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Holiday Family Lore (FT. BOB)
It’s a family holiday convo with a guest on the pod, my bro, Bob Bechtel—diving deep into childhood memories. Holiday traditions, movies, music, and the best and worst gifts. Do the movies The Santa Clause or A Christmas Story need to just quit already??? I tell a New Year’s Eve story from...
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Never Quitting the Foolery!!! (or the Casino)
A chat in the middle of my Skincare By Suz holiday party. I'm randomly on a chocolate martini kick (very unchic for a main beverage, but it hits.) Why do restaurants continue to force us into thinking cooking our own food "tableside" is a vibe? My knee health takes an upturn.....This is great for...
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Quitting Holiday 5Ks & Grinching Your Kidz
It’s a holiday-themed episode, yall!! This week I’m reminiscing on why my sister is the one who taught me that a turkey trot is never the move , or any 5K for that matter. A hotline caller chimes in about parents posting their kids crying on Santa’s lap… are they doing the most? Apparently…
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Quitting Creative Burnout..and the Ozempic of It All
This week I’m talking about everything I’ve been avoiding: the creative burnout, the stiffness, the vape spiral, running Skincare By Suz — and yes… the Ozempic of it all.This episode wasn’t planned. It’s my stream of consciousness and truth telling to get myself out of a creative rut....
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Quitting Thanksgiving Eve & Dodging MLM Girlies (FT. HEIDI)
Quit chasing that Thanksgiving Eve high from your early 20s. Save your $30 cover to the dive bar — we’re quitting the old-high-school jump scares, weird energy, and awkward tensions… lol. I’m joined by my friend Heidi, my middle-school ride-or-die, and we’re taking a nostalgic trip back to our…
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Quitting Old Trends & Burping in Public
A hot PSA for all..are you still rocking that micro trend from 2017? Perhaps its time to quit the choker, girlie. And if you burp in public? Please be serious. Quit your terrible etiquette, this is the not comedy skit you think it is. Not my usual chatter but I dissect some Taylor Swift lyrics…
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Commanding the Quit & Core Memory Costumes
TBT to the glory days of Halloween..when I was 10 years old convincing my mom to let me dress up as a jail bird with a MONEY chain..or P!nk the singer. This week we take a nostalgic trip down Halloween Lane. Reliving the Walmart drama, wig glue, and nursing home that smelled like pea soup and…
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Walkway Wars & Time Blindness Battle
A surprising and a raw vape update.. did I have to start from day 1 again??? HOTLINE callers this week: Have you heard of time blindness? Apparently it doesn't only apply to running late! Friend of the pod, Gab, calls in to talk on being "chronically early" and she's ready to quit. Then its…
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Quitting Men and Staying Up Late
The hotline is on fire. The ULTIMATE quit: engaged and decided, nahhhh, I'm OUT! We switch gears with a caller asking for some night owl quitting advice. Like, how do you actually stop staying up so late? And of course, I update on my re-detox from vaping, fresh off Oceans Calling Festival.
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Death, Taxes and Vape Updates
Living up all the summer days we have left one jet ski at a time. The highly anticipated vape update (am I blowing mad clouds????), and stories of unforgettable characters I used to work with at Friendly's.
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Grocery Store Gripes & Comment Section Clap Backs
I catch you up on my bender-to-health reset in record time! Two (and a half?) weeks of fun, mild chaos, and recovery. It's fine :) survived lol. We dive into the hotline: one caller clapping back at a former caller about online comment culture. Another caller is airing out her grocery store…
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Golf Cart DUI's, Potlucks & Shushers
My rant on how potluck dinners are unsanitary and should be canceled. The hotline caller talks about how golf cart DUI's shouldn't exist...(apparently that's a thing???). I tell you why "SHUSHERS" are the real menace to society. Chatting about the upcoming Ocean City music festivals. coming up....
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Not Quitting the White Marlin Open
This week we are catching up! How was the White Marlin Open? Am I a full time influencer now?! Why are hotel trashcans obnoxiously small? An in-depth vape update and confessions from the past few weeks. Hotline caller is in with a gripe about online comment culture. CALL IN and leave a voicemail...
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Quitting the Water Bill & Wasteful Friends ( FT. FIRST GUEST GAB)
We speak BAD FRIENDS.....have you ever quit a friendship??? Did you travel to see a long time friend and have it be a FAIL?!...We dive in to the nitty gritty of retired friends, and how we move on with love and hilarity. call in 410-726-5887 to share your story.
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Liar No More & Bye to the Birthday Blues
Do you get sad on your birthday too, or is it just me? In this ep, I recap my besties wedding, and talk about how I quit being sad on my birthday.- like actually . We also have two hotline call-ins! One listener has a raw update on her relationship with her mom, and gets honest with herself....
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Quit Chewing Gum In Front Of Me
I recount on the past couple weeks, rant about old men having zero self awareness when I have AirPods in. It's the 4TH! My thoughts on Americas favorite song., My rules on chewing gum.
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Low-Key Want A Labubu
A nicotine induced rant you won't want to stop listening to. I HEAVILY debate on hopping on the newest trend. What if we treated coffee shops like we do bars? Were Dip n Dots really the ice cream of the future? Vulnerability spikes during the Vape Update.
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Quit Your Job In October
Story on when I quit Ulta. I give some tips and strategy on quitting your job. I defend reality tv to the death. Talk Love Island. The vape update proceeds... MURR from ImpracticalJokers reached out to me?!
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From Festival Mayhem to a TikTok Spiral
Got stranded-ish at a festival.. willingly ended up in a strangers car. I live to tell the tale and then go on to chat about phasing things out your life, Disney live-action grief, and horrendous Oreo flavors. Positive turn in the vape update.
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Life Guard Off Duty
Our hotline caller calls in with a doozy of a scheme to get out of work. Me reminiscing on old work habits.. news flash to me "no nicotine" vapes exist.
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Bad Bartender & Nicotine Nosedive
I tell a story of a time I got fired from bartending.. The vape journey has been a winding road. Does camping need to "Just Quit Already?"
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Toll Trauma, Bumper Stickers, and Me Accidentally Vaping on Purpose
My vape update gets serious..Our hotline caller has some car themed situations that truly need to be stopped once and for all.
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Episode 14 but me being more RILL
How did I RILLLLLY feel on my trip? Wrap up of my California days. How was the bachelorette party in Scottsdale? More tales from bar hopping, club girly-ing and Charlie XCX'ing.
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18 Day Hiatus Update. Where was I?
People went to SPACE! I went out WEST! A few celebrity run ins and an interesting sighting that perked up my travels.
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Lent, Lies, and Chicken Sandwiches
Ranting and raving over stuffed animals, chicken sandwiches, coffee addictions, tik Tok live and more. Call in 410-726-5887 and tell us what you think needs to JUST QUIT ALREADY!
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Boudoir Photoshoots, Pick Me Behavior, "Foodies"
A debut of the JQA theme song!!! YAYYYY! ALSO..We bring a new wave to the pod. WHAT SHOULD QUIT? Perhaps a certain trend? An annoyance you may have? Odd behaviors from strangers? From ugly-patterned leggings, friendship drama, self proclaimed "foodies", takes on television, work fiascos.. some...
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Buy One Get One Fired
The HOTLINE voicemail is scorching this week with a mother, daughter duo getting let go during the pandemic. The NERVE. Updates on my tragic knee sitch. I tell a story of me calling out an old man at a Dollar General. Spoiler alert: he deserved it. Call in with your quitting story 410-726-5887...
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Midnight Breakups & a Kneecap QUIT
I've quit a lot of things in my life, but in this episode, my own knee cap quit on me! I'm double knee braced up and ready to tell you alllllll about it. Our HOTLINE caller, calls in about a dramatic breakup story and I discuss my own panic induced split of my own. Send this podcast to a friend…
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Survivor: Restaurant Edition
From working at Friendly's and somehow becoming my coworkers' personal cab driver to serving beer out of a boot, I've seen it all in the service industry. Oh, not to mention me getting FIRED from my first job. In this ep I spontaneously monologue about the chaos, the customers, and perhaps...
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Scammers Be Gone. Hit and Quit It?!
My very own mother calls in with a tale as old as time. How many times can one person be scammed? Ask me, I dive in to a few personal and traumatic XD tales of getting scammed.
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Quitting Marshalls..or Maybe Every Sport Ever?
What did I do for the superbowl? Was it vaping!? Vunerable vape update for the squad XD Call in to the hotline with your own quitting story and leave a voicemail 410-726-5887 Have you ever told you someone when it was time to quit something? We hear about quitting a sports team.
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Kicking a Soda Habit and Makeup Artist Quit
Today we dive into a few personal stories of my own. How desperate did I REALLY get when I was deep into my vape addiction? Wedding stories and drama. How did I quit drinking multiple, multiple sodas every day? Yet another friendship breakup? lol IM GOING INNNNNNN today!
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Shift's Over: Quitting Serving and Being a Sandwich Artist
Did I stay loyal to my quitting journey? I'm really craving the vape at this point :( We have 2 amazing callers. One deciding to ditch before she promised. The other quitting one of our fave sub shops for a GROSS reason!?!
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Bailing the Bench and Tossing Tequila
The drama of quitting a team, and good reason for quitting tequila. My vape journey highs and insights...did I crack? Did I maybe take one minor puff???? Sometimes you just gotta bail, whether it's for yourself or for a team. Get ready to laugh it up, and remember to call in with your own…
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Job Quitters and Gym Splitters
The art of quitting- whether it's jobs, gyms, or just bad habits. I'll share three unforgettable stories of leaving a job.I also talk about all of my past failed gym memberships. Final farewell from Planet Fitness? Whether it's an awkward goodbye or liberating exit, this episode is about knowing...
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Quit..Catfishing? Calling it quits on a Friendship.
Reminiscing on the old days of twitter and a catfishing story. First call in from the hotline! Call in with your quitting story 410-726-5887.
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Ever wish you could tell someone or something to JUST QUIT ALREADY! A podcast that began as a show about quitting personal habits has evolved into an unfiltered commentary on day to day life and culture. What do YOU think needs to "Just Quit Already?" Call in to the voicemail HOTLINE for 410-726-5887Join Suzie Bechtel each week as she roasts the things we love to hate; her unfiltered, candid, satirical style rants will have you laughing, cringing, and nodding along.
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