PODCAST · comedy
Just The Essentials
by Lukas Mateus
Ill tell ya all ya need to know and that’s it.
Episodes
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5 PLAYS!?
This is all your faults and I let you cock suckers know! It’s your fault JUST THE ESSENTIALS isn’t the number one podcast in the world!
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I think I’m losing it
In this episode I discuss my CHOPPED spoof idea, discuss women chewing tobacco and of course ramble! Enjoy!
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Solo solo Mateus
Hey it’s just me! Talkin to myself like a true narcissist. It’s short tho. Just me catching up on where I am in comedy, some goals I have and hopefully some new jokes to work on if y’all actually listen and respond!
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I’m drunk and Shaena is here, sorry
It’s been a while since I recorded an episode….. I’m a bum. But Shaena came by so it was fun
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Back at it recording solo episodes like a psycho
I talk about my life and my needs! It’s Christmas time so I’m trying to be merry!
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Back in Ohio
A recap of life after a year dead
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Chris Toyloy and Jeff Lidala HATE LA
Ohio comedians Chris Toyloy and Jeff Lidala come allllll the way out to LA just to record a podcast with JTE! Jeff gives us his racist but classic intro, Toyloy isn’t impressed cuz he’s a “real” podcaster in Ohio… And we discuss our roast battle at the world famous comedy store
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Cruising around LA
Quick episode of me driving around LA while I record! I update you on my life, lizards and a Mexican hitler looking one armed Frankenstein footed guy comes wobblin by!
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Brooklyn Tommy
Had Brooklyn resident Tommy Lombardo on the podcast to give us his first hand account on the subway shooter in Brooklyn and then I discuss some upcoming shows, comedy and driving around LA
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Out here slappin hoes
Just me giving you hot takes on everything you need! Will slappin people, me slappin people, President Zelensky going on Queer Eye!
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Talking to myself
Solo episode of me ranting and babbling. I discuss the ways I take in news, read a pretty interesting article about japans “do nothing guy” and share my uneducated thoughts on society
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Shit has hit the fan
This episode of JTE Ryan Hollywood and I cover a few important issues. Fist fighting coke dealers is just the beginning! We touch on WWIII, the impending nuclear holocaust and how to survive a post apocalyptic Los Angeles
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Ryan Hollywood
Meet a very interesting guy I happen to know named Ryan Hollywood! He has two other very successful podcast Culture Dumps and Podcast 99 and full of all kinds of crazy information. This might also be the birth of a new cohost
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Back in the saddle with Lukas Mateus
I ramble on about how I’m trying to do this podcast again, stand up comedy out in LA, World War 3 and not being Latino enough!
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Been a while
I’ve been busy ok? Busy living life and not talking to myself on an IPad, but I’m back baby! Back to discuss my life! Things going on in my life. I also talk about Christmas, follow home robberies and comedy! It’s a good time. Listen and let me know! I’ll draw you!
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Am I Colombian?
Just be discussing dumpster divers, kidnapping people and taking them to fun places and being Colombian in LA amongst other topics! It’s fun. I’m a moron and it’ll make you laugh
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Boys Don’t Cry
Just me totally free ballin this episode so give it a chance! I’m watching the Kyle Rittenhouse trial and livin life!!
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Hello Allen Cao
Allen is the first comic I’ve met in LA who was actually kind enough to come talk to me at an audition and tell me I was funny so I figured why not get to know him on JTE?!
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The food here sucks
Me again. I talk about rain, the LA river, food here sucking and just general life updates. Still here.. still stupid
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More Up Beat Mateus
Feelin good, doing comedy, Bitcoin about whatever needs to be bitched about.
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Lone Wolf Mateus
Still out here keeping tabs on myself! But life is slowly starting to come together out here in Mexico. Enjoy!
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West Coast Mateus
Just me with JUST THE ESSENTIALS! This episode is just me kinda breaking down how some clubs work out here and just general comedy. It’s all still new and confusing to me so I use this podcast now to unload all my half baked thoughts. Enjoy
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Mateus goes California
Sup duuudes?! This episode is JUST me! Just how it started. Just The Essentials lives on. I’ve had a wild trip out here and recorded this episode from my deflated air mattress so it’s pretty fun to listen to. I’m alone and still find a way to bitch moan and complain
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The LAST episode of JTE as YOU know it
This is the MOTHER of all episodes! The last episode I record with Jeff Lidala, Dusty Estepp and James Godwin. ALSO, the roasters who are on the roast of ME(Lukas Mateus) are ALLLLLL featured on this episode! You got Tucker Lappi, Brandon Gerber, Shaena, Halima Abshir, Ty Moore and of course…
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Johnny Collins the new host
This is a cringe worthy episode to say the least.. I’m moving out of Ohio so I’ve kinda lost any reason to care. Life is short and we all die, so whatevs! Johnny Collins is a good friend and funny comic here in Columbus and starting after I leave, your new host for the open mic at The…
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Connor Dunn is awkward
Connor Dunn is a Columbus comedian who is awkward but I enjoyed hanging out. Sorry the episode is late it’s been a busy time for JTE(mainly me). Enjoy us chatting it up and it’s been so long since we recorded I’ve completely forgot what we discussed so it’ll be a good time no matter what!!
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Gerbs my best friend
Brandon Gerber is back! This episode was fun. Annoying but fun. Jeff was TANKED, messes up the intro, can’t answer questions about his tooth pains and constantly falls asleep... Brandon was funny too
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Secret Halima episode
I wanted to talk to Halima Abshir one on one without the chaos that is Jeff and Dusty. She’s a funny comic in Columbus who is also probably, secretly, the most intelligent. We discuss Egypt, her Somalian truck driver uncles and comedy. She’s passionate about comedy and young, so hopefully you’ll…
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Film maker turned comic: Eric Boso
Eric is one of the newest editions to Columbus Comedy and he’s already hosting his own shows! We take a trip back our roots in this episode, Jeff’s cum stained couch! Eric has lived an interesting life and is very unique comic with an even more unique laugh
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Matt Edwards and his great hair
Meet comedian Matt Edwards! He has the best radio voice over all of us, looks like a Kennedy and puts syllables in weird places but I loved having him on JTE none the less
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My boss came to fire me
This is another NON comic episode and I really enjoy talkin to civilians. Elias Brice joins us with his own home brewed beer that he can’t legally sell to anyone.. Dusty doesn’t like beer but to hell with him, I had questions! It’s funny hearing a non drinker question a guy who makes beer in his...
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Talkin with Jordyn Reinhard
We had a good talk with Jordyn. She’s a comic from Columbus who puts in ALOT of time at open mics workin on her jokes! We talk about stand up a little but mostly Jeff’s drinking problem. He showed up drunk
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JTE hangs out with Tyler Erskin!
Tyler is a new comic in Columbus who also podcasts and books shows. He tells us about therapy and how even if his therapist was a midget, he’d talk to her! We also get plenty of insight from Tyler’s gf who hung out as well.
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Joey Mckinstry the longhair
Joey Mckinstry is a new comic here in Columbus who’s been coming out to our open mic at The Shrunkenhead! We got together and talked for a while and tbh I haven’t laughed as hard, on THIS episode, in a long time. I may be slowly losing my mind who knows? Enjoy!
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Shaena RETURNS!
Very funny comic Shaena is back with us and we have a great conversation about comedy, life and of course LIFE ADVICE!! We also managed to NOT get into a fight this time around! So please enjoy and get to know SHAENA!!!
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More of Ty Moore!
JTE sat down with Columbus comic legend Ty Moore! He rambles like a drunken uncle and that’s why I feel so safe with him
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Mary Matthews is here finally
Technical difficulties but we got most of what you wanna hear! Mary Matthews is a great and funny comic AND she reads us our Tarot cards and we find out I’m destined for greatness and Jeff and Dusty are doomed
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Tucker Lappi long time friend of JTE
Tucker is our friend and fellow comic and has yet again found his way onto JUST THE ESSENTIALS to talk shit with us. Dusty and I get into fight but as always we leave the best of buds! AND THATS WHAT JUST THE ESSENTIALS IS ALL ABOUT!
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Comic Chris Toyloy
Chris comes by and gets everyone drunk on JTE! We talk motorcycles, RC cars and make Dusty mad! ENJOY!!!!
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Assout Podcast joins forces with JTE
JUST THE ESSENTIALS is honored to have two Columbus comedians and two Columbus podcasters on this episode! Samson and Christian have been banned from Tiktok and try to get us banned from the internet all together with our conversations... So please enjoy
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Welcome back Kyle Doughty
Kyle is a comic from Columbus Ohio who has left for bigger and better things! But he’s back visiting so we got him on the podcast to talk shit and laugh our balls off
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The Prince of Polaris Returns
Tyler Sessamen is royalty around Columbus’s suburb, Polaris.... He kicked it with us for a couple hours at Jeff Lidala’s place and peed with the door open TWICE whilst recording
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Henry Allen
Henry is one of my favorite comics working today. He’s back with JUST THE ESSENTIALS and we talk comedy and of course a lot of bullshit! Enjoy
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Katie Humphreys in the studio!
Lots of exciting things for this episode. Katie Humphreys is back and James Godwin is back with a new studio for JUST THE ESSENTIALS! We get into a lot. We discuss why Dusty doesn’t do the laundry, why he hates America and why Jeff Lidala will be single forever
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Sir Simon Fraser
Simon Fraser is a young bloke from across the pond, here in Columbus doing comedy and making BIG moves! He was kind of enough to come by and chat with JUST THE ESSENTIALS for a couple hours. We talk about his travels, Ivy League schooling and work on our accents. Pretty fun conversation
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Sam Rothstein schools us
This episode made my brain melt... Sam is a promoter here in Columbus making moves for stand up comedy! He’s a bit of a talker so I hope you’re ready for an onslaught of words
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Stevie J has Joel Good bring him from round the way!
This is the nerdiest episode ever of JUST THE ESSENTIALS and I try to keep up! Pretty funny and I really get to know Stevie J, a local comic who’s been doin it for years and still out here killin it
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Anniversary show for JUST THE ESSENTIALS with Tucker Lappi
It’s been a year and we talk with Tucker Lappi! Friend of the podcast and a funny comic so the conversation is pretty entertaining thanks for listening this whole time. LOVE YA
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Austin Black is back in black
Austin is a friend of mine who’s not a comic... But he’s funny and I wanted to talk to him so I did! Jeff was there and SHIT FACED before we even started recording so I’m annoyed.
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Sir Yale Reames
Meet comedian Yale Reames as we get to know him a little better. he enlightens JUST THE ESSENTIALS on military boot camp which isn’t exactly like pictured and he absolutely hates discussing things he dislikes like Cobra Kai
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ill tell ya all ya need to know and that’s it.
HOSTED BY
Lukas Mateus
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Ill tell ya all ya need to know and that’s it.
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Just The Essentials is created and hosted by Lukas Mateus.
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