PODCAST · comedy
Just Two Zeros
by Tyler Lackey
Join Tyler and Anthony for some random entertaining discussions, life stories, and the occasional physical feat that random shmoe’s past 30 have no business trying to do.
Episodes
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J2Z S05E08 - Tanking Begins, Tyler's Soapbox, Trade Grades, and Draft Pick Punishments?
Tyler and Travis are back, without an unexpected guest, to give out trade grades and discuss the current state of tanking/trading/dumpster fires. A solution is proposed to put a disincentive on the table for those who want to completely crush their team and fall into irrelevance with data to back...
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J2Z S05E07 - Adams Anger, Trade Grade, Ranking the sellable assets, and a League Power Ranking Revisit
A surprise guest, Adam, joins the pod to get a few things off of his chest before we jump into the first sale of the year, whether CMC was worth the price, and diving into the other potential sellers.
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J2Z S05E06 - Ricky Welfare Check, Alex 0-26, Fantasy Week 2 Frustrations, The Panthers, and More
Ricky is alive folks and Eric joins us for some fantasy discussions. A heartfelt apology from Ricky gets mysteriously interrupted by connection issues before I vent about Barkley and we get into various nuggets from Week2.
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J2Z S05E05 - Week 1 Conclusions, Browns Conspiracy Theory, and Chapterless Ramblings of Fantasy Football Dorks
The 3 Zeros jump on the pod to recap Week 1 and discuss the random things we learned or are choosing to ignore after seeing the first real NFL action once my California VPN server stopped giving me fits. Enjoy the chapterless ramblings of just a few zeros.
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S05E04 - SEKL Team Draft Grades, Worst Pick of All Time Candidate?, and Post Draft Power Rankings,
Boz joins the pod to break down the first few rounds of the draft from Chase's fall to 10, Walker over Hampton, the Bears in the 2nd round, Flip's bizarre RB draft, and our best / worst picks of the draft. Then we break down every single team's draft with our favorite pick, worst pick, and draft...
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J2Z S05E03 - SEKL Pre-Draft Pod, Irrational Anger, Final Keeper Thoughts, and League Power Rankings
Tyler and Travis jump on for a 30min pod that became an hour as we start with some recent children moments that sparked irrational anger before jumping into the final pod before the SEKL draft. Were final keeper decisions good? Ladd McConkey worth the 3rd? Lamar Jackson and QB keeper thoughts.…
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J2Z S05E02 - Keepers Breakdown, QB Name Game, and Panthers Bryce Young Decision
We are back to help out leaguemates with their Keeper decisions, argue about Bears wide receivers, stroke Adam's 2026 setup, and let Travis speak. Every single team gets a moment in the sun. Then a little QB Name game to support the Browns quarterback decision before wrapping up with our thoughts...
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J2Z S05E01 - We're Back! QB Mixups, FMK Fantasy Edition, 2025 RB Name Game, and Poop Knife
We are back! Its the start of the 2026 fantasy football season and there is a lot to cover. Travis and I dive into the seemingly endless quarterback related changes, play some f#$% marry kill with QB + WRs, see if Travis can remember 2025 top 15 running backs, and discuss whether the poop knife...
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J2Z S04E27 - NBA & Sports Ball, Coaching Flag Football Is My Nightmare, and Unlocking Core Dad Memories
Travis joins the pod to discuss the NBA playoffs - are we too hard on the Bron-Bronny situation or is it just stale? - and other sports ball topics before jumping into a host of Dad topics from coaching flag football to whether we have core dad memories yet. (00:07:16) - NBA & Sports Ball...
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J2Z Nerds 06 Clefairy - Anime Shows, WoW Classic People & Stories, Clefs Deepest Regret, and a Sound Game!
Tyler is joined by longtime E-friend and fellow WoW veteran Clefairy aka Clef for the return of Nerds episodes! We cover anime recommendations - including Clefs... interesting... top 5 Animes - and hot takes, revisit their best memories from the Classic WoW era, reflect on the recent shutdown of...
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J2Z S04E26 - Creamy Fruitloops, Superbowl, Sammy D QB Ranking and Salary Cap Considerations, and Daddy Diary
We are so back! Tyler, Travis, and Anthony jump on to discuss the Superbowl that happened a month ago, some free agency moves including the QBs available and the deadcap situation plaguing the Dolphins now. Then some Daddy Diaries and commentary on Bam's 83 point outburst.
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J2Z S04E25 - Travis Returns, Pro Bowl Happened?, Superbowl & Playoff Records, BB HOF Snub, and Daddy Diaries
Travis returns to the pod to review the Pro Bowl that apparently already happened and we wonder if it will be around by 2030. The NFL Awards were finally announced and the awards presenters have no ability to announce the names plus do coaches really care about winning the award? I quiz Travis on…
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J2Z S04E24 - Playoffs & Award Nominations, Bama Bryce, Belly Buttons, Bar Stories, and A Warehouse Pee Puddle
Peter's back on the pod — for sports this time — and we're all over the place. NFL playoff picks, the mess that is the NFL award nominations, and whether a non-quarterback can actually win MVP. We get into Coach of the Year, what's going on with the Titans, and Peter's fantasy football season…
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J2Z S04E23 - Toilet Bank Shots, Coaches & Most Surprising Teams of 2025, and Playoff Predictions with Bruce
Bruce is back to go over his season's picks, we talk coach firings and most surprising NFL teams in 2025 before jumping into an impromptu discussion about the top WR's in the league and whether Jefferson deserved to be in that conversation anymore. Then we wrap up with the entire NFL Playoff...
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J2Z S04E22 - Anthony Crowned, League Change Proposals, Craziest 2025 Fantasy Narrative, and Send Dudes: Autograph Hunting
A Champion has been crowned, the ring circle remains the same, and Anthony sets a new near unbreakable record scoring output of 391.85. Talked playoff duds - Gibbs, Taylor, Allen, Ceedee, and others, League Change proposals - New buyin? No snake draft? Others?, and Craziest 2025 fantasy…
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J2Z S04E21 - Playoff Pals Unite, Have You Ever DM'd A Player?, Favorite 2025 Fantasy Moments, & Daddy Diary - Playing Out Your Contract & The Checkers Tears
All 4 playoff participants join the show! Jefferson sneaks into the playoffs after a wild week 14 that included Mahomes' collapse, Travis stumbles into the playoffs fresh off an 80 point week and loss to Josh, Anthony takes a preliminary L in a meaningless Week14 game, and Tyler has been favored...
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J2Z S04E20 - Travis Explains Himself, The Most Unathletic Play In NFL History, and Biggest Reasons Why Each Loser Bracket Team Failed This Year
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony (mostly) jump on the pod to race through as much content before Anthony's computer dies including NFL News Bits, The most unathletic play in NFL history(?), and what was going through Travis' mind as he almost threw Week13 vs Ricky. Then we go through 5 SEKL teams who…
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J2Z S04E19 - Hawks Gorillas and 10K Rats, Playoff Chances & Travis Collusion, Gibbs vs JT for 1.01, and NFL Trivia
Boz and Jefferson join for the Thanksgiving week pod to discuss a range of things from Jefferons trade deadline difficulties, to the leagues playoff chances and the impact of Travis colluding against me. Then a quick breakdown of the top picks going into 2026 and a re-hashing of relegation...
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J2Z S04E18 - Da Bears, Relegation the Tanking Fix?, Random NFL Trivia, and RIP Luna
Adam joins the pod to discuss the Bears success, Ben Johnson, and Caleb Williams. Then we discuss the prospect of introducing Relegation to the Spread Eagles Keeper League before jumping into various RB & QB Trivia. Finally, a brief discussion on putting the family dog down after 11.5 years - RIP...
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J2Z S04E17 - SEKL Fantasy Trade Deadline Drama, Javonte Steals The Show, and Comrade Josh Spreads The Wealth.mp3
Tyler, Travis, Anthony, and Josh join to discuss the fantasy football trade deadline within the SEKL league and recap the drama and difficulties of the buyers! Javonte steals the show with Flip in New Orleans, Anthony thought he made the mega deal, and Josh spreads the wealth over securing Puka.
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J2Z S04E16 - Kids Basketball Assessment Sandbagging, Bust of the Week(9), Change To 6 Team Playoffs?, Best Individual Sports Moment Ever, and the 5-4 Panthers
Anthony & Tyler dive into the week 10 landscape as the fantasy trade deadline approaches & the NFL trade deadline passes. Will SEKL have any more sellers or is everyone digging in for the playoff push? Breece Hall gets left behind with the Jets but could have been a Chief, Non-QB Interception...
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J2Z S04E15 - Yo Momma Daddy Diary, Boz Spurns Jefferson for JSN, Contenders & Sellings, and The Week 14 Randomization Race
Travis and Tyler jump on to talk the big Gibbs & Jeanty trade and value the JSN Keeper rights + Keeper slot vs the farm Jefferson wanted to give up. Then we get into a brief review of the contenders, playoff race, and buyers or sellers over the next couple of weeks before watching the Week 14...
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J2Z S04E14 - Daddy Diary, NFL Trivia Doug Martin Edition, and the SEKL Mid-Season Keeper Poll Review
Anthony joins the pod after his mountain getaway and trading for Bijan. Join us for a Daddy Diary, NFL Trivia surrounding Doug Martin & other short NFL Kings, and a review of the SEKL Mid-Season Keeper Poll! (00:07:32) - Kids Basketball & Coaching To Win (00:17:26) - Worst Loss & Ashton Jeanty...
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J2Z S04E13 - $5,000 Sausage Hook Blame Game, Week 6 SEKL Trade Grades, NFL Quotes, and Rico Dowdle Inspired NFL Trivia
Travis is back on the POD for a Send Doods dog edition and a couple of daddy dairies! Then we jump into some SEKL trades involving James Cook, Marvin Harrison, Judkins, and others before reviewing some fun quotes from the NFL in Week 6. Finally, in honor of Rico Dowdle we have some NFL trivia...
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J2Z S04E12 - Anthony The Worst Draft Ever? Week 5's Trade Grades and The Best & Worst Picks of Each Round, and Is Player News Getting Worse?
Ricky joins the pod to review Week 5, AJ Brown, and the recent trades of Kyren Williams & Darren Waller. Then we dive into the best and worst pick of every round of the 2025 SEKL draft with Monday Morning Quarterback lens - did Anthony really have the worst draft ever? Finally, is Player news...
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J2Z S04E11 - The First SEKL Seller, NFL Week 4 News, Disney Movies A Problem?, and NFL/NBA Trivia
Adam rejoins the show as the first seller of the 2025 SEKL Fantasy after giving Gibbs to Boz. We go through a number of Week 4 NFL takeaways from Tyreek Hills injury, The Ravens Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry struggles, Puka's pace, NY Jets player quotes, Panthers officially cooked, More 'Remove...
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J2Z S04E10 - Travis Not Invited To The Party, 5th Place Mindset, NFL News, and SEKL Buyers & Sellers
Boz & Travis join the show to discuss a wide range of topics from Baseballs to the face & Caitlyn Clarks fine, to whether he'd sit on a cake or eat it for Bijan and what 'His Piss Was Hot' means. Through Week 3, we don't have any particularly obvious sellers but Boz & Travis go through who is in...
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J2Z S04E09 - Dud of the Week, Bad Vibes Jeanty?, Things We Have Learned through 2 Weeks, 2-0 vs 0-2 Teams, and 1 Min With Every SEKL Team
Anthony joins to gloat about his Adam Thielen pre-season trade take before we jump into the 2-0 and 0-2 league teams with their real life NFL team comp. Then, we discuss the things we have learned, things we Might have learned, and then things we still need to learn. Then we wrap up with a quick...
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J2Z S04E08 - Bears Doomer, Fantasy Panic Meter, Week 1 Awards, Rickys Nightmare, and Dud of the Week
Adam joins the pod to discuss the Bears Week 1 loss and a brief discussion on the Panthers opener before turning to the fantasy panic meter list from Kenneth Walker to Jamyr Gibbs & Rookie Running backs we discuss some of the more troubling performances. Then, the Week 1 movie reference themed...
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SEKL Post-Draft Grades, Draft Awards, and Final Pre-Season Rankings
Tyler and Travis jump on to breakdown each team's draft and give our draft grades. Then we give out some draft day awards to certain teams & players and establish the final pre-season ranking tiers. Labels/Timestamps pending
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J2Z S04E06 - Attempted Trickery, Adam Thielen Long Form Content, Final SEKL Pre-Draft Ranking, and Vegas Over Under vs Fantasy Projections
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony's final pre-draft podcast finds itself in a deep dive on Adam Thielen before going over the final Pre-draft rankings, the finalized keeper decisions made at the 11th hour, and some controversial Vegas Over/Under player yardages that contradict the fantasy projections....
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J2Z S04E05 - Jefferson The Man, NFL News, The ACTUAL Most Athletic NFL Play Debate, SEKL Words of Advice, and the Best-Of-The-Rest Keepers Not Kept Draft
Jefferson joins the pod to tell me to read a book and share his newly found Dad knowledge as he enters the world of potty training. Then, we go through NFL news and talk about the ACTUAL most athletic feat on a football field. Checkout the nominees below:...
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J2Z S04E04 - Gillie vs Ant Rap Battle Discussion, NFL News & Injuries, A Best & Worst Keeper Discussion, Who are the first 5 picks, Daddy Diary and Send Doods
Ricky joins the Zeros for a great pod as we cover the recent NFL news including Cam Little's 70 yard field goal and then we talk Fantasy Keepers as we help a few of our leaguemates decide on who to keep before lambasting them for selecting those keepers. Then we play a name game with the best...
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J2Z S04E03 - Bruce Returns!, Sports Mount Rushmore Qualifiers, The WNBA's D Problem, Steelers Steelers Steelers!, NFL Futures & Over/Unders
Bruce joins the zeros to discuss everything from Burial Beers to NFL Over Unders. First we dive into the Sports Mount Rushmore and what qualifies someone to be on the mountain whether thats all sports, individual sports, or individual teams. Can Scotty ever be a Rushmore guy over Tiger? Then its...
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J2Z S04E02 - The 3x Champ, DA Bears!, Fantasy Insight with Adam, SEKL Alvin Kamara Trades, SEKL Team Draft Pick Overview
Adam joins the pod to talk about his hyped up Chicago Bears and give us some fantasy insight fresh off his 3rd consecutive league of record championship (Who NOT to take, Travis Ruining Malik Nabers Career?, Best Keeper in the league, Brief Keeper Rankings). Then, we dive into the 'Alvin Kamara...
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J2Z S4E01 - Fantasy Football Returns! The 'Everything You Probably Forgot Episode', Surprising Redraft Positions, Travis Hunter 2nd Round?, A Mock Keeper Draft, and NFL Name Game
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony are back for Season 4! With an episode about everything you probably forgot happened in the NFL offseason with fantasy implications: 2025 Roster Moves, 2024 Injuries that might impact 2025, and what players are surprisingly high (or low) in ADP at first glance. Then we...
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J2Z Season 3 Compilation Part 1 - Daddy Diaries & Send Doods
Enjoy this compilation of stories from Season 3 featuring all of the Daddy Diaries & Send Doods from episodes 1 - 15. (00:00:23) - (1)Jason's Bold Move (00:05:22) - (2)Send Doods: Party Drinking In Your 30s (00:14:02) - (4)Tyreek Hill Pulls A Scottie (00:21:17) - (7) Family Pet Injuries…
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J2Z S03E30 - Angry Dad Role, History of White NBA Lottery Picks, Two Truths & A Lie NBA Finals Edition, This Day In History: NFL Name Game
Travis and Tyler are back to discuss the role of 'Angry' Dad and the maternal pushback. Then we discuss the dead-zone of sports news we are in and what ridiculousness the 24 hour news cycle comes up with when there's nothing to talk about. Apparently that means projecting Shadeur Sanders to be a...
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J2Z S03E29 - You Downs to Dance with Travis?, Boating With The Youngins, The WNBA Product, NBA Storyline Buy & Sell, NFL Name Game 2, Anthonys NFL Retirement
Anthony, Tyler, and Travis are back to discuss the pros and cons of boating with the youngins before jumping into the sports storylines of the week including the current WNBA Product and NBA's Yoyo'ing narratives for OKC and Pacers. Then Travis makes a dancing friend at a Checkers game and…
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J2Z S03E28 - NBA, Stefon "Daddy" Diggs, The Boys prepare to fish, A U4 Coaching Recap, Garage Sale Experience, Teaching Kids to Ride a Bike, NFL Name Game, and Marble Update
Tyler, Travis, and eventually Anthony have one of our best episodes to-date starting out with a discussion on whether or not KAT is aware of the 'zest' memes, the upcoming NBA Finals, whether its 'SGA' or just 'OKC' thats really dominant and a discussion around where Caitlin Clark is from a...
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J2Z S03E27 - Jar of Responsibility, Why Cant The Hornets Have Nice Things, Betas Cant Have Bad Blood, Panthers New Schedule Over/Under, Anthonys Garage Sale Bets, and Daddy Diaries
Travis is back! Tyler rants about why the Hornets cant ever have nice things, we dive into the completely rigged NBA draft, the NBA playoffs thus far before turning to the newly released NFL Panthers schedule. Spoiler alert - The two Panthers fans have an overly optimistic view of wins for the...
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J2Z Sports S03E26 - Big Win For Prank Calls, Panthers NFL Draft, Sanders Knows He's Mediocre?, NCAA Jersey Retirement Name Game, Lebrons Polarizing Success and Failure, and Daddy Diary
Tyler and Anthony are back to discuss the NFL Draft outcomes for the Panthers and Shedeur Sanders who slips to the 5th round but.. still has a party? We revisit NCAA Jersey Retirements with a name game before jumping into the string of embarrassing sports losses to debate what's worse. The Lakers...
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J2Z Sports S03E25 - The Tiny Tornados, Sideline Moms, NBA Playoff Series Predictions, Iamaleava For UCLA, and The Masters
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony are back for the NBA Playoffs but first we dive into how to coach 3-4 year old's as Travis needs advice on the criers, daisy pickers, and the most difficult one of all Sideline Moms as he struggles to find ways to motivate the youngins. Then we use our expert opinions…
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J2Z Sports S03E24.5 (Corrected) - Disappointing Career Draft, Poop for Coop Name Game, Steelers-Rodgers-Metcalf Takes, and Double Daddy Diary - PuttPutt and Touchdowns
Anthony and Tyler are back to discuss whether we would want to take a stab at Rodgers if we had no other legitimate choice and whether or not Metcalf has his best football ahead of him. Then its the tanking season in the NBA, a 'Poop for Coop' name game, and draft the most disappointing sports...
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J2Z Sports S03E23 - The Zeros Bracketology, Gloating Advice Feat Jon Gruden and Chris Hanson, March Fantasy Advice - NFL Free Agency Edition, and Daddy Diary-Confidence Conclusion
Tyler, Anthony, and Travis are back to recap the entire NFL Free Agency slate from the perspective of fantasy football - its March fantasy advice at its best but first we provide critical insight into how to properly make a March Madness bracket. Then we discuss Adam's lack of gloating and Travis...
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J2Z Sports S03E22 - Flaccid Hand Sizes, Old Man Fitness Goals, Baseball vs Football Two Way Players, Travis Hunter Fantasy Name Game, Getting Wrecked on Work Trips, and Daddy Diary
(00:00:26) - No Philly Victory Lap? (00:04:56) - Saquon Barkley Contract (00:07:39) - Old Man Fitness Discussion (00:28:23) - NFL Combine (00:35:26) - Flaccid Hand Sizes (00:42:04) - Baseball vs Football - Two Way Players (00:47:43) - Travis Hunter Fantasy Name Game (00:53:27) - Ohtani, Soto, and...
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J2Z S03E21 - Sweatshirt Sleeper?, TGL, Triple Threat Daddy Diaries, All Star Conundrums, Sports Highlight Clips Draft, Super Bowl & Kendrick Takes, and More
Tyler, Travis, and (usually) Anthony confirm that the Hornets are on track to make the playoffs after defeating the Lakers and we find out what 'TGL' stands for in Tigers new league. Then what they need to do, or stop doing, for All-Star weekend(s) before doing a snake draft of the best sports...
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J2Z Sports S03E20 - The Autocorrect Klan, Better Advice On Receiving Nudes, Modern Day What?, Luka Trade Comparisons, NFL Super Bowls of The Decade, and Daddy Diary
Tyler and Travis are back! Tune in as we discuss a range of topics, starting with a humorous text from Tyler's dad that raises questions about autocorrect and then diving into a multitude of top NBA story lines from the recent Luka trade, exploring its implications and comparing it to other…
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J2Z Sports S03E19 - GOATed Cheesecakes, A Steelers Deep Dive with Bruce, MVP-OPOTY, Lamar Jackson or the Field - Super Bowl Ring, Jayden Daniels Crowned?
Bruce joins the show to discuss a variety of topics, starting with Bruce's wife's famous cheesecakes, a deep dive into the Pittsburgh Steelers' recent season, their quarterback situation, and the future of their roster. Then an MVP vs Offensive Player of The Year discussion with Jamaar Chase,...
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J2Z Sports S03E18 - The 2024 Blame Game 3x Champ Edition, Tyler Trade Meddling, Travis Ruinning Careers, Bryce vs Caleb vs CJ, and Is Saquon A Top 3 Pick in 2025?
The three-time, back to back to back, fantasy football champion Adam discusses his recent victory and the dynamics of the league with Travis and Tyler. They delve into the strategies, decisions, and pivotal moments that shaped the season, including draft choices, trade negotiations, and the blame...
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Join Tyler and Anthony for some random entertaining discussions, life stories, and the occasional physical feat that random shmoe’s past 30 have no business trying to do.
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