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This week, the boys are blessed with the presence of Aaron, Wesley's black brother. We were fortunate that he did not say any slurs, although we gave him complete authority to do so. For anyone who doesn't believe he's black, we will provide you pictures. Email us at wewon'[email protected]. We discuss the elusive "en passant" chess move, where you seduce the queen with a pawn, and pretend to "piss-on" her. I have no idea if passant is pronounced correctly. Don't correct me.Also, happy 4th of July. We love you, Donald J Trump and America.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

You may have noticed that the title of this weeks episode strongly implies we're part of the Proud Boys. While we are definitely proud, and less confidently boys, we're definitely not part of the proud boys.In this weeks episode, we address concerns that we are part of MS-13. We are not, regardless of how many tattoos we have that say otherwise. What does MS-13 even mean? I don't remember anything that we actually talked about. I have chronic short span attention issues.Happy pride month and Juneteenth. I'm gay.

Hejsan, listeners!This week, we have an in depth look at the popular culture and lifestyles of our Swedish listeners. Did you know that ABBA is Swedish? Did you know ABBA is the band name and not the woman? If you did, you better not fuckin' make fun of me.Also, Happy Father's Day and Happy Pride Month! We're proud of all our gay dad listeners. Unfortunately, it's also No Kings Day, which means you'll all queens. Which is also fine because it's Pride Month. We should really create a flow chart to help understand how this works. Also, don't make your date pay for your nails. Stop it.

This week, Steve Raven joins the podcast to help Americans solve a pandemic sweeping the nation: what shorts are socially acceptable? Listen carefully to his sage wisdom, as getting him to leave his mother's basement is virtually impossible. Also, he asked me to tell you he does not have a small penis.Many of you may be asking, "Where is Andrew?" He's making his annual Shavuot pilgrimage to Israel. You may now be asking, "Isn't that dangerous considering the climate of the atmosphere in Israel?" No, they're winning dumbass. There's only one a week now going forward, it's called a SCHEDULE. Lo siento esposa de Wesley.

Listen, Criss Angel was a conartist. He didn't do real magic. In this episode, we bust it WIDE open, and by it, we mean his ass. Also, we recorded almost 50 minutes of us singing City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2. Also, Dr Pez from YouTube gave us permission to record all 40 minutes of his Ocarina of Time prog album. I bet you're thinking "how could there be this much music in an hour episode?" Simple, we stopped trying to converse and all played different audio at once. Also, I can't stop playing footsies and handsies with my friends. I might be gay.

In this weeks episode, we start off strong on a full belly of delicious Tikka Masala made by Michelin Star chef fuckin' ME. I'm also Indian, so it's authentic. and I don't mean Native American.Also, Andrew cracks a cold case that has been unsolved for nearly thirty years: Is it merely a coincidence that Courtney Love's band is named Hole, or was it a morbid foreshadowing of what was to come to her husband's head? Spoiler: She cut his head off.

I bet you're wondering why last episode and this episode have different titles but part one and two. The answer is simple! Don't fuckin' worry about it. Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day to our (maybe full-time) "guest" Andrew. Look forward to our next episode when he describes his family and their trials and tribulations at Dachau. We better not hear you say From the River to the Sea.

I bet you didn't know this historic episode of Seinfeld was released originally in two parts, coincidentally as is our podcast. I'm not making this up, I swear to God it's true.

I'm about to go DEATH CON 3 on the listeners. Here's the deal. We tried recording like three times in the past couple weeks and I'm apparently too stupid to record it properly. Also, I'm too stupid to remember to bring three mics. Here's Steve, Steve and Steve talking for an hour. Halloween Episode. I'm going as David Gilmour's gay cousin.

How funny would it be if they just sort of did a Weekend at Bernie's type ordeal with Queen Elizabeth? They just hired like a ventriloquist and propped her up. Had her two a set with Kramer, say a couple of gamer words. That would be funny.

In this episode, Rachel and Ross attend a stand up comedy show of Michael Richards. When Michael is heckled by a gentleman, his reaction garners national attention. It's about to get more lively.

In today's episode, we discuss how Hardee's nuts are and how you'll love Wendy's nuts are in your mouth. Also Five Guys banged your mom last night. I think that's all I got.

I hope everyone likes elevator music.

Seinfeld In Review celebrates a milestone: We're on season 2 of Seinfeld! We tackle a humanitarian problem and begin our search for patient zero of the monkeypox, which is believed to have originated in the rainforests of Africa (Toto). We talk to a native of the jungle. She somehow knows English.

A very special Seinfeld in Review episode this week comes to you live at Orlando, Florida's biggest live festival, the Festivus in July Festival. We have at least two special guests this week. We might have more. The podcast keeps deleting on us. Please just listen. I'M BEGGING YOU LISTEN.

What's the deal with the heat? 40 degrees celcius? More like, 40 degrees hell, see us? Because it's hot as fuck. RIP the BRITS.

Elaine introduces Jerry to her new boyfriend at his famous New York Apartment. Jerry, George and Elaine's boyfriend trek to Boston, Massachusetts where they successfully commit the largest art heist in American history. Kramer accidentally destroys hundreds of millions of dollars of timeless art.

Replacing David in all future episodes, Seinfeld explores a haunting conspiracy that plagues New York; vampires. Kramer begins to fashion stakes out of his furniture to protect himself. George is a garlic farmer. Elaine is dating a young vampire named Edward.

History is made on July 05, 1989 when Larry David writes, stars, directs, and publishes the very first episode of "Seinfeld". We break down and discuss why David no longer starred in the show and instead hires unknown New York comic Jerry Seinfeld to star in the show.