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Kallis Exists
by Kallis Kyriacou
Stand-up Comedian Kallis Kyriacou entertains you with rants and riffs on cinema, life, current affairs and anything else that's annoyed him that week. NEW EPISODE EVERY SUNDAY!Donations, in tribute to Nicos Kyriacou (his brother), welcome to The Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation:https://nicoskyriacou.muchloved.com
Episodes
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210704_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP15
Kallis finally gets an episode out but its worth the wait. Rants and riffs on movie fan theories, his first gig back, "Danny Glover" syndrome, England do well at the Euros and going over the top at murder mystery party.
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210606_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP14
Recorded far too late at night. Kallis rants and riffs about getting the jab, mood swings, Indiana Jones and the famous photo "Lunch atop a Skyscraper".
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210530_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP13
Kallis provides rants and riffs on his struggles with the heat, Amazon buying MGM, James Bond, constant government calamities, Franco Nero and two irritating idiots in a kitchen.
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210523_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP12
He riffs on Eurovision 2021, attempts to ban Alexei Sayle, right wing comedy, the left wing biting its own tail and his transformation as The Bin Detective.
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210516_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP11
Kallis doesn't make you wait ten years for another episode, for once. He riffs on entertaining yourself without internet, the days of DVDs, DOGE Coin, weird twitter trends and more.
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210509_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP10
Kallis Exists is back to make you laugh with rants on fighting for open windows on busses, colourised film apologists, VHS tapes, Citizen Kane V Paddington 2 and why Gen Z aren’t that different.
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210323_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP9
Kallis returns! He riffs on displaced lockdown anger, the benefits of an empty London, political frustration and bus confrontations.
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210112_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP8
Kallis returns for a bumper episode to start off 2021. He riffs on when to stop saying “Happy New Year”, Chaos at the Capital, the new norms, late stage Trump and shares a story about the worst time to check your blood pressure.
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201129_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP7
Kallis returns to supply laughs on topics such as the UK’s post lockdown rules, Celebrities endorsing vaccines and the accuracy of The Crown. In “Halliwell’s Odyssey” he reviews B-Movie Thriller inspired by true events, “Abandoned” (1949).
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201122_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP6
Kallis is back in the Sunday slot. He jokes about Boris Johnson in Isolation, Dominic Cummings leaving, Channel 4's Celebrity Stand-up shows and shares funny stories from his last couple of weeks. Today's review in "Halliwell's Odyssey" is B-Movie musical "Aaron slick from Punkin Crick" (1952).
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201112_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP5
Kallis returns with his Sunday podcast...on a Thursday. Join him for funny rants about all the post 2020 U.S Election Drama and the hopeful Covid vaccine. In "Halliwell's Odyssey" he explores Bollywood classic "Aan".
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201103_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP4
Join Kallis for a US Election Night Special (2020). He also rants about Covid Halloween and the new lockdown. In “Halliwell’s Odyssey” he talks about this weeks film, Jean Vigo’s “À Propos de Nice” (1930)
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201025_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP3
Kallis returns to bring some cheer to your Sunday. He rants about Tier 4, Free School Meals, the myth of an "Australian" EU deal and "The Chop". In the "Halliwell's Odyssey" Kallis expresses why he loves René Clair's 1931 Comedy "À Nous la Liberté".
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201018_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP2
Kallis returns with the updated weekly format every Sunday. More Funny Topical ravings and a new Movie Review. He rants about London moving to Tier 2, Fatima the ballerina and the absurdities of the Undercover Agents ruling. In the second chapter in "Halliwell's Odyssey", the tribute to his…
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201008_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP1
Kallis returns with a fast and funny new series. He talks about why the show has been away and dealing with the tragic death of his brother Nicos. Despite the bereavement Kallis shouts out funny rants on Anti-maskers, Daytime TV idiots and Rishi Sunak telling musicians to retrain. The second Part...
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200622_KALLIS EXISTS_EP61
Kallis is back to catch you up on his opinions of the months events. He rants about “All Lives" Idiots, JK Rowling’s bigotry, the rush to end lockdown and the return of the premier league.
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200526_KALLIS EXISTS_EP60
Liz Miele Exists! Kallis is joined by Liz Miele one of his favourite comedians, in time for the release of her special "Self Help Me", premiering at 8pm on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD9bm1EFSpI&feature=youtu.be We rant about accents, "cool" words, how much news is too much, mental...
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200525_KALLIS EXISTS_EP59
Maria Shehata Exists! Kallis is back and one of his favourite people returns to the show. Maria and Kallis rant about Dating TV shows, Maria P.I, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Wushu, Bruce Lee's "Game of Death", Bernie Sanders' Folk Album and find out what happens when they play "Two Truths and A Lie"
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200505_KALLIS EXISTS_EP58
Kallis give honest reason about the gap between episodes. He rants about shaving his head, governments taking advantage, the benefits of defunct technology, his new writing tool and the Jim Jarmusch films "Stranger Than Paradise" & "Down By Law".
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200426_KALLIS EXISTS_EP57
Kallis records the first consecutive episode for awhile. He rants about BBQ's, North Korea, "Chuck Norris vs Communism", Soviet Westerns and quiz questions he is glad he couldn't answer.
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200425_KALLIS EXISTS_EP56
Kallis returns to rant about queue jumpers, his driving dream, hating PETA as a vegan and why he hates the phrase “better the devil you know”
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200418_KALLIS EXISTS_EP55
Kallis rants about why you shouldn't use Virtual Reality after a rich curry, forgotten PS1 game "Chase the Express", the myth that old songs/jokes were cleaner and whether cockney music is the precursor to punk...with other nonsense.
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200416_KALLIS EXISTS_EP54
Kallis is joined by his friend, writer/director, Rory Stewart. They rant about the TMNT Movies, childhood myths, Lockdown pressures, Kids TV shows, Bournemouth, getting robbed and Kallis' use of out of date references (recorded 12/04/2020)
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200410_KALLIS EXISTS_EP53
Kallis finally sobers up from his birthday to retell the tale. He rants about finally exercising, 5 weeks since quitting smoking, how to be a decent human being while still remembering that Boris is a self-serving arse, a virtual pub quiz and being crap at FIFA.
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200404_KALLIS EXISTS_EP52
Despite revealing he's recent troubles Kallis returns to offer some Friday night entertainment. He rants about Keir Starmer, the dilemma of someone having a serious illness during a pandemic, cleaning to feel powerful and his fridge becoming a celebrity.
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200331_KALLIS EXISTS_EP51
Kallis welcomes his first ever guest MARIA SHEHATA, one of his favourite people and stand-up's! They talk about comedy, WW2 references, all things corona, looting over stockpiling, catalysts for changing appearances and Kallis asks stupid questions he immediately regrets asking. (recorded 30/03/20)
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200323_KALLIS EXISTS_EP50
Kallis returns to the mic in time for the lockdown. He rants about selfish bastards, why coronavirus is dramatic enough without conspiracy theories and why Boris Johnson is the worst person to announce rules on movement.
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200309_KALLIS EXISTS_EP49
Kallis explains why its been so long since the last episode (long for him but a normal amount for other podcasts). He rants about finally quitting smoking, coronavirus, being sleepy, people who say contrary things to sounds clever and cyclists almost running him over.
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200301_KALLIS EXISTS_EP48
Kallis tries to work out why people keep mistaking him for a drug dealer. He rants about books you buy but don't read, why "Patton" is a good biopic, Temple of Seitan Vegan restaurant, trying to get over Liverpool's loss to Watford by watching "The Hitcher", his vision of his personal future and...
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200227_KALLIS EXISTS_EP47
After falling asleep trying to record this episode the day before Kallis makes it this time. He rants about, sleeping on the tube, positive interactions on a bus, "Cool Hand Luke", why I despise anyone who says “If I were their parent” or “I think outside the box” and what I have in common with…
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200224_KALLIS EXISTS_EP46
Kallis lives to tell the tale of two recent nail-biting scrapes, including almost becoming road kill and trying to break into his own house. He also rants partying in your 30s, trying to avoid sporting spoilers, how pizza is his heaven and the start of a ongoing saga to become friends with a cat.
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200222_KALLIS EXISTS_EP45
This piece of Saturday Night Entertainment starts with Kallis explaining how he just almost had a fight with a Hare Krishna. He rants about actors doing bad films for big checks, things you learnt as a kid but only found out were wrong as an adult, old songs about inane things, losing youthful...
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200220_KALLIS EXISTS_EP44
Kallis records the first episode from his new house. Kallis rants about being alone with his mind, “The Running Man”, why “anything you can do” is the twitter anthem, combo gadgets, being out of touch with technology and being without internet.
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200217_KALLIS EXISTS_EP43
Kallis has finally moved to a more long-term place, ending a long podcast arc. He rants about moving, "Parasite", Actors real names, faux cinephiles, why Narcos is his drug, his ideas for "Knives Out 2" and find out what 90s Hollywood, comedy, Movie Star he just spotted in the street.
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200214_KALLIS EXISTS_EP42
A Valentine's Day special! Includes many romantic themed rants, some of Kallis' dating stories and his pick for an anti-valentine's day movie.
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200212_KALLIS EXISTS_EP41
After a cocktail of therapy, a shower and a bowl of pasta, Kallis is unusually peppy. He rants about the movie Twins, how Disney own everything, why he doesn’t personally need mind altering drugs, the upcoming Valentine's Day and a surprise topic request.
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200211_KALLIS EXISTS_EP40
Kallis rants about the hazards of bottling anger, why Korean Cinema is leading the way, Flat Earthers, why text is the best way to discuss or debate (especially on twitter), trying to avoid groups, Donnie posting a clip from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", not understanding its an insult and tries to…
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200209_KALLIS EXISTS_EP39
After 2 days without an episode Kallis is back! Kallis rants about dogs in cafes, storm Keith, the hazards of taking 1 person to represent a million, why I'm being lazy if I say "I want someone to believe in", the oscars and find out what happened when I took a board game too far by channeling…
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200206_KALLIS EXISTS_EP38
Kallis returns to share some of his recent strange encounters with peculiar people and rant about arguing with yourself, when someone offers you a choice but just wants you to agree with them, RIP Kirk Douglas, "Fuzzy Monsters" at the BBC and find out his alternative ideas for 'guard dogs'.
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200204_KALLIS EXISTS_EP37
An unintentional sequel to EP36 as Kallis is made to evacuate his office again after another bomb scare, he also rants about getting too much information from a police officer, what he thinks the real most spoken language is and find out what happened when he couldn't control his anger at a pub...
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200203_KALLIS EXISTS_EP36
Kallis has just evacuated his building due to a unexploded WW2 bomb scare, he talks about this while also ranting about how old James Bond films are too creepy to seem heroic, his personal ideas for more Super Bowl Commercials that ruin your favourite movies, a Police Officer with sunglasses on…
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200202_KALLIS EXISTS_EP35
Kallis rants about the "English" language, racist Brexit Day signs in Norwich, Sovereignty, the absurdity of national pride, those EU laws that give us more rights we are now 'free' from, going out in my hometown and a string of one-liners against the sadists running South Western trains and...
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200131_KALLIS EXISTS_EP34
THE BUMPER BREXIT DAY SPECIAL! Kallis has been reluctant to talk about Brexit because there's enough news about it to depress you. However he sets out to be as cathartic, interesting and funny as possible. So have a listen if you want to hear why he thinks "Die Hard" teaches us a lot about Brexit...
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200129_KALLIS EXISTS_EP33
Kallis rants and raves about a strange encounter in a takeaway, why word play is never original, how I don't have the self control for edibles and why going to the moon is an awkward first date,
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200128_KALLIS EXISTS_EP32
As a tribute to Nicholas Parsons today's episode is just a minute long. So instead I suggest you listen to an episode of that or his great interview with Richard Herring.
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200127_KALLIS EXISTS_EP31
After being distracted by the making of "Eye of the Tiger", Kallis rants about commuters complaining about passenger alarms on the tube, doing Bogart impressions in the street, Upper Middle Class Londoners pretending they know what Working-Class Northern voters want, Prince Andrew evading justice...
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200126_KALLIS EXISTS_EP30
Kallis returns hungover from last nights adventures. He rants about hanging out with old friends, sleeping with dogs, the action master Steven E. de Souza, the death of basketball legend Kobe Bryant and a tale from my personal archive of failed romance.
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200125_KALLIS EXISTS_EP29
Kallis explains why there was no episode on Friday and rants about drinking games, what his LinkedIn/Facebook/Instagram/Tinder photo meme would be, people doing impressions of me, how to make your own action movie titles, "right wing comedians" and how living on opposites sides of London tests…
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200123_KALLIS EXISTS_EP28
Kallis feels soiled after a Tory minister turns up at his work. Trying to keep it short and sweet he rants about Carpool Karaoke, Church of England saying only heterosexuals should have sex, the Doomsday Clock ticking ever closer and a series of old street jokes to lighten the podcast.
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200122_KALLIS EXISTS_EP27
Kallis is surprised he's in a decent mood. He rants about his new movie inspired technique to quit smoking, why saying "I don't know" is underrated, a Harry Styles lookalike, Rock Stars who won't play their hits and buying Liz Miele tickets (and why you should too and listen to her albums).
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Stand-up Comedian Kallis Kyriacou entertains you with rants and riffs on cinema, life, current affairs and anything else that's annoyed him that week. NEW EPISODE EVERY SUNDAY!Donations, in tribute to Nicos Kyriacou (his brother), welcome to The Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation:https://nicoskyriacou.muchloved.com
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Stand-up Comedian Kallis Kyriacou entertains you with rants and riffs on cinema, life, current affairs and anything else that's annoyed him that week. NEW EPISODE EVERY SUNDAY!Donations, in tribute to Nicos Kyriacou (his brother), welcome to The Roy Castle Lung Cancer...
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