Episodes
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The Halloween Costume of 2026
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being a stranger in her own kitchen following a busy week of book promotion and touring. As Halloween approaches, the Kardashians cleverly seed *THE* halloween costume of 2026. Is it wrong to dress as your own daughter? Especially when...
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Would You Attend Your Husband's Assault Trial?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her Firstborn Daughter BOOK TOUR that kicks off tonight in Bristol. Also, what's with male comedians getting so angry at women doing what they've done for YEARS - create content for just each other? Would you go to your husband's rape…
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Celebrity Traitors
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about spinning her menstrual blood in a centrifuge to separate the plasma from the red blood cells so that she can harvest the endometrial stem cells to use as PRP on her skin. Yes. It's called Women in STEM. For too long, women have been told...
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The Mums WhatsApp Group
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her tickets bought on a third-party website WORKING at the magnifique Celine Dion concert in Paris last week. We read listener emails about bad birthday presents, lying about sex work to your new partner, and more! Plus, comedian Andrew...
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Dire Tous A Tous Le Monde
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a Four Seasons Hotel room in Paris as she and Bobby prepare to (hopefully) attend the Céline Dion concert there. It's been a whirlwind week of travel as Katherine was papped 'helping herself' to an oyster at Emily Atack's Spanish wedding as...
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The Seven Year Itch
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the car as she drives to a London record of the new What's My Age Again series. It's been a wild week in the Ryan-Kootstra household with CO2 lasers, filming, book signings and very little time for anything else (apart from enjoying John...
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Explained
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new PRP method you won't see coming. Also, we've asked comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston to take a break from his usually comical talking points to focus on the Lindsay Clancy trial and to explain it to us before a verdict is…
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Standing on Business
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the...
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Illegal in Muskoka
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday through Ontario that sees Bobby K driving a 30 ft RV through downtown Toronto for an emergency last minute TV audition. Katherine denounces the Toronto airport hotel and encourages having luxury bedding in your rental…
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Lindsay Clancy On Trial
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the new discovery that the plasma in menstrual blood can heal scratches in 24 hours. Is the medical patriarchy gatekeeping important healing powers because women are gross? Also, the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy continues in…
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I'm Sat
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's upcoming trip to Canada and how Sarnia is a weird and wonderful place that's let them down twice already with accommodation. Third time's a charm? Also, the girlies of the nation have been collectively SAT waiting for Olivia...
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Cannes and Single Dads
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a harrowing brush with death as the hex on her home continues and she smashes into a glass door. Also, she was a disappointing plus one in Cannes about a month ago and completely forgot to say anything about it until now. Plus, comedian...
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Are IVF Clinics Predatory For the Over 40s?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a few heatwave ailments in the family. Since Bobby's 'Gentleman's Pad' incident, karma seems to be against the Ryan-Kootstras health--wise. Plus, listener letters about (trigger warning) leaving an abusive partner and whether or not to…
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JusT&T Married
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about privilege and how it can make a very nice person tone-deaf at times. We unpack a little bit more of the Erica Komisar interview, hopefully clarifying some concerns about why we would host such a controversial psychoanalyst. Some WILD...
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The Gentleman's Pad
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new initiative to start a men's sanitary product as she's joined by Bobby K who discusses a recent health issue. We unpack some of the blowback from last week's conversation with Erica Komisar and comedian Andrew Johnston joins from Los...
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In Conversation With Erica Komisar
She's the one who compared daycare to an orphanage (sort of) and said that when you let you babies 'cry it out' or are gone for prolonged periods of time, they assume you've died (kinda). That's how it may seem in short online clips, but the truth of what she has to say regarding neurology and...
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Body Autonomy and THAT Baby Shower
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about parent toddler parking spaces, and which of the polarised sides of the debate over Bonnie Blue's latest 'marketing stunt' she's on. Comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewjohnston @andrewjohnston1999 joins from Hollywood with pop culture news on...
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Bobby Skips Town
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about having the children alone for three nights while our first guest of the new series, Bobby K joins us in a beautifully revamped studio to detail his harrowing journey to Waterloo, Ontario. Are we meant to relive the debauchery of our...
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Mr Tumble Age Gap Love
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the flipped media reactions to Venezuela Fury's wedding and Mr Tumble's new romance. What the heck is going on there? Comedian Andrew Johnston @MandrewBrawnston brings hot pop culture news from Los Angeles including Oprah's BFF Gayle King...
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The Labour Poo
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Labour Poo with our friends at Andrex, who support this important conversation empowering mums to push (and to live!) without fear. Katherine is joined by the incomparable comedian Victoria Emes @VictoriaEmes whose social videos will...
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Am I An Instrument Of The Far Right?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how like a sports injury, a breastfeeding event can knock you sideways and end your milking career. Also, a school parent tweets something WILD about a child at the school and I guess everyone is just.... okay with it? Mummy's in danger of...
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Lee Andrews is in My Basement
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her unhealthy preoccupation with Katie Price's love life. A first born daughter, Katie is the queen of our hearts and Katherine can understand why she's digging her heels in so hard when so much evidence has been helpfully released to show...
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Locked WhatsApp Messages
This week, Katherine's skipping the BAFTAS to be Telling Everybody Everything about the reactions to the listener's email whose husband had his WhatsApp messages LOCKED. Should she confront him? Is he even doing anything wrong? The listeners were quick to write in about this one, giving advice…
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Violet's First Car
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how celebrities are making A MILLION dollars a week on Only Fans? Is not being on Only Fans a missed opportunity? Also, apparently you can't just go out and buy any car you like for a young driver. There are insurance rules about Litres…
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So You'd Like To Join a Polycule
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the difference between the American justice system and the rules against influencing a jury in the UK with regards to entertainer Russell Brand's apparent press tour. Later, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us @mandrewbrawnston to bring news...
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Non-Consensual Filming Fallout
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how 'nice guys' flooded the comments of last week's listener letter post regarding her husband placing hidden cameras in her bedroom and feeling a weekly entitlement to her body. This episode is dedicated to those men and 'lifting them up'...
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He Put Hidden Cameras In My Bedroom
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she likes exploring opinions that are different to her own and the benefit of holding two truths at once, even though it makes listeners QUITE angry. Holland isn't sleeping well, so Katherine used a 3am crash out to watch 'The Death…
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Bobby K Reacts to Moon Mission
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what has been a punishing Easter holiday, with egg hunts, bunnies, booze and more! We think the children are only comfortable around a certain type of 'wizard' as evidenced by their standoffishness everywhere but at a celeb party. Famed...
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RIP Manny Ryan
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Manny's peaceful journey home. The Ryan-Kootstras are officially a house with no dogs. Katherine is seeing her therapist Pam again, and it's not a moment too soon as she and Bobby take the kids on an evening away at Alton Towers to kick off what will...
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Taylor Frankie Paul and Manosphere REACTS
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a couple of older men kicking off about in-flight meals. Are some older men rude because they're pr*cks or have they got a brain disease? Also, a video surfaces of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul throwing some…
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The Manosphere
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Manosphere, Louis Theroux's new documentary available on Netflix, hilariously released between International Women's Day and UK Mother's Day LOL. Are these men truly dangerous scammers or just lost boys themselves? Is Katherine being...
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A Listener Letter Catchup
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to break free from a 'trauma bond', whether you should tell your coworker's wife that he tried to bang you, how to earn a living wage in the UK without collecting benefits, and more. x
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Jim Carrey's Face and Maura Higgins' Body
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's canceled trip to Dubai amidst the chaos of the recent conflict. She weighs in on whether the sighting of Jim Carrey in France was genuine and also at Maura Higgins' incredible outfits on her American publicity tour. Fevers…
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You Wanna Be On Top?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclosure and learning to be just a little more discreet. Construction kicks off next door as 'renovations' turn out to be a full knock down and rebuild of what will surely be a beautiful home (so who cares really) but The Ryan-Kootstras are in for…
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Caught Out In My Pants
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about going ALL IN while supporting a friend's lingerie launch and being the only one turning up to a dinner in her underpants. Also, Mock The Week is BACK on TLC Sunday nights at 9pm and Katherine was really nervous about her return to…
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The Facelift
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a plumber who confessed to cheating on his wife, Bobby betraying the entire family to make a stranger feel better about herself, and an encampment near the girls secondary school. Plus, some VERY interesting emails from the WAGS of the...
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LA and a True Crime Treat
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the extremely first world problems that had her crying in Heathrow Airport last Tuesday. Bobby and Katherine finally made it to Los Angeles with baby Holland but nearly died from an illness that soaked the beautiful Four Seasons bedsheets every night...
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Flight Canceled LOL
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the Ryan-Kootstra kitchen as the family rushes around for an LA flight departing in the morning BUT WAIT. Mid-episode, the flights been cancelled WHICH IS GREAT and makes the episode very unsuitable for young listeners. Katherine learns she's used a...
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The Beckham Drama Explained
This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's...
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Nudification and Toxic Hollywood Moms
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when...
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Designer Dogs, Centerparcs & Dead Dad
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married...
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Xmas and The Slime Hut
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous…
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2 Sleeps To Christmas!
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to...
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Under The Knife
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent trip to York with baby Holland for a mystery surgery that may or may not be the subject of an upcoming docuseries. Either way, you'll know about it soon enough. Fenna Grace officially graduates nursery so now Katherine can say where she…
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Fenna's Bday, BIG NAPPY, Hot Dads
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about…
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Storytime: The Life and Loves of LIVVY
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey...
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Italian Elvis
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief...
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The Dog That Hasn't Barked
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners...
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Have I Got C*nts For You
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it...
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Just Andrew
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it...
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Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart.
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