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Keane On Things

by Patrick Keane

Comedian/writer Patrick Keane actually thinks he has something to say. Weekly half hour rants about life and the world. Check it out, or don't. Just do what's best for you.

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Episodes

  1. Ep 208 - Dodgers Repeat

    This World Series victory took every player on that team stepping up. A thrilling game 6 & 7. Took me a week to digest.

  2. Ep 207 - Ceasefire?

    The most moral ceasefire violations in the world!

  3. Ep 206 - Big Sky Comedy Festival

    Two weeks road trip by car was all things. Brutal and glorious. Yet another adventure by car in this great country of ours.

  4. Ep 205 - Into the Great Wide Open

    Road trip all throughout the northwest. Boise, Jackson Hole & Billings. Perfect time of year.

  5. Ep 204 - Frosting

    The revenue I've made from comedy has only ever been frosting and not actual cake. It has me in my first existential crisis since last week.

  6. Ep 203 - Revolution

    Will there be a breaking point, or will moderate forces preside?

  7. Ep 202 - Surplus Humanity

    Dr. William I. Robinson is a professor of Sociology at UCSB and writes and teaches about the concept of surplus humanity which is an excess of people relative to an environment's carrying capacity.

  8. Ep 201 - Laser Away

    Full body hair removal is possible and a dream come true. I discuss the anxiety and ignorance going in and the bliss coming out.

  9. Ep 200 - BiCentennial

    Made it to 200 episodes without saying a thing!

  10. Ep 199 - Where Is America?

    With one war and one slaughter being financed by America, where are the America firsters and social justice warriors? Why are dead Palestinians the one issue that Dems and Repubs can agree on?

  11. Ep 198 - Caffeine Use Disorder

    I discuss my addiction to coffee and how I'm glad it's not something else.

  12. Ep 197 - What Are We Waiting For?

    Not sure what's taking the American people so long to realize our role in a livestream genocide and putting a stop to it.

  13. Ep 196 - People Pleasing

    Garbage sound but the message is there. How much of your life and time is spent people pleasing. Was a ton for me for decades. As I ween myself off, I have more time and love for myself. Lighter load. Very rewarding.

  14. Ep 195 - Iran So Far Away

    Flock of Seagulls song applies to modern day International Relations. Toured with Swardson and Spade the last two weeks.

  15. Ep 194 - Don't Believe the Hype

    In Portland this weekend and got to see how much of it is back. Like the supposed "riots" in LA from recent protests, so much of the narrative is exaggerated hype.

  16. Ep 193 - Queen City

    Queen City in Ohio called Cincinnati housed me for a couple nights. Good to see friends and family. Great restaurants for sure.

  17. Ep 192 - Four Corners

    On my way back from New Mexico I stopped at the Four Corners, where AZ, NM, UT and CO meet. It's great for running out the clock. A lot of people find it boring but I love that stuff. I don't have a lot in common with most people.

  18. Ep 191 - End of Tour

    Finishing out four month tour with Frank Caliendo. AZ to Texas to midwest to East Coast. Never had the string of one nighters and week long club dates like we did for this one.

  19. Ep 190 - How Much Is Enough?

    At what point is accumulation of wealth and lifestyle too much? At what point is it infringement upon the standard of living of other nations or socioeconomic groups?

  20. Ep 189 - Vegas Timeshare Pitch

    Garbage echol. Was in Vegas for a free trip. Got to hear timeshare pitch that was very delicious. Got to see old friends and a lot of comedy in Vegas. Perfect town for Mother's Day.

  21. Ep 188 - The Alarm's Mike Peters

    The unfortunate passing of The Alarm's frontman Mike Peters this week had me nostalgic about the mid-80's and my class at St. Catherine's elementary school in Laguna Beach.

  22. Ep 187 - Pope Francis

    Pope Francis, NFL Draft, Caliendo Cartel, Breakfast Club.

  23. Ep 186 - Caliendo Cartel

    Traveling the midwest with Frank Caliendo. Been a joy watching him work.

  24. Ep 185 - Hustle Muscle

    The sound is echo-y because nothing works in life. Training, upbringing and education are important, but do you have that hustle muscle? I'm learning it at 50.

  25. Ep 184 - There's a New Tariff in Town

    The sound is echoing cause technology doesn't work. Great shows this weekend in Texas with Frank Caliendo.

  26. Ep 183 - Parental Involvement

    Parental Involvement is greatest difference in a school's success regardless of affluence level. We're addicted to social media in a more unhealthy way than we were ever addicted to TV. TV is cocaine. Internet is meth. Social media is fentanyl.

  27. Ep 182 - Pivoting

    Changing locations and life direction is difficult. Feel like I've been doing it since March 2020 and pandemic. More freedom and clearer thinking, but also fear of the lack of ceiling.

  28. Ep 181 - Tides of March

    Quick trip to OC/LA for shows, St. Patty's Day, tax doc drop off. What's the difference between fun and happiness? We don't want real news.

  29. Ep 180 - Off Ramps

    Life in show business moves pretty fast. You need to know where and when to take off ramps. I def missed a few but feel like I'm now more aware and can see clearer.

  30. Ep 179 - Gene Hackman

    Acting legend Gene Hackman passes away and reminds me of the great films of 70's, 80's and 90's.

  31. Ep 178 - Spanish Country

    Was in Flawrida the past two weeks which in 'Gone With the Wind' is referred to as "Spanish Country." It was just off in the distance and it was just accepted that the Spanish occupied that area circa 1860-1870, before the Spanish-American War. Who knows?

  32. Ep 177 - Sidesplitters

    Great week in Tampa. Haven't been to Sidesplitters in years. Great hang with Steve Simeone as well.

  33. Ep 176 - Pacino Book

    Al Pacino is way different than you'd think. Excellent book called 'Sonny Boy' all about his upbringing in South Bronx.

  34. Ep 175 - Share and Share Alike

    Opening up off stage can help you open up on stage and result in success and happiness in both.

  35. Ep 174 - Honolulu Blues

    Detroit Lion loss has me depressed yet again! And I'll go back for more next year. Great season but the playoffs is a different season.

  36. Ep 173 - American or Christian?

    More insane ramblings about the college football national championship, the NFL playoffs, the fires and the slaughter in Gaza.

  37. Ep 172 - In Here, Out There

    Just constant slop coming out of my mouth. Absolutely groundless, poorly sourced nonsense. Don't listen. Get help.

  38. Ep 171 - Holiday Wrap

    So much happening in a short time this time of year. A lot of travel and comedy. This podcast is all over the place. Save yourself and don't listen.

  39. Ep 170 - All Things

    More random commentary by the week that was. Accidentally posted last week's. Monday was tough but bouncing back today. Thanks for listening. Hope it helps somewhere in your lives.

  40. Ep 169 - Regicide

    Is there a Tipping Point going on where public opinion will favor upheaval?

  41. Ep 168 - Balance On the Seas

    Turned a corner this week working cruise ships. Had the best week of shows I've ever had. Connected more than ever. 2nd time a corner's been turned in 6 weeks.

  42. Ep 167 - Isolation

    There is an unhealthy level of isolation and maybe I'm reaching it? Hope not. Some is natural with the profession I've chosen, but when is enough, enough?

  43. Ep 166 - Gun Shy

    Where are the Americans? Despite our loudmouth self righteousness, we are nowhere to be found in these wars draining us of our resources.

  44. Ep 165 - Election

    The most amateur breakdown of the recent election that you'll find. Are we really that surprised? It is sad and disappointing that people had no problem with a genocide and funding two wars but are crestfallen by the election results.

  45. Ep 164 - Los Doyers

    Dodgers take the World Series in 5 games over the Yankees and renew a long standing rivalry that dates back almost a century from their days in Brooklyn.

  46. Ep 163 - Putting Yourself Out There

    Give yourself a chance. Bet on yourself. Put yourself out there.

  47. Ep 162 - Open Mic's

    Transitioning back to open mic's has been humbling to say the least. Hopefully can move up the pipeline faster here than LA since I already have some experience. Open mic's are harder than full arenas.

  48. Ep 161 - Hail Mary

    Threw up one last shot for Mascots and can now move on. The subject of our pilot is ranked #1 in the country and could win the national title.

  49. Ep 160 - MLB Playoffs

    Couldn't ask for more with these baseball playoffs. Excited about possibility of Tigers/Dodgers.

  50. Ep 159 - Eastbound and Down

    Transitioning back from AZ to NY. Been mobile for 3-4 months now. Too much.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Comedian/writer Patrick Keane actually thinks he has something to say. Weekly half hour rants about life and the world. Check it out, or don't. Just do what's best for you.

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