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Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese

by Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese

Carb Comedic overload for eccentric and whimsical foragers.

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Episodes

  1. The Seance Parlor, Spirits, Spookiness.

    The Seance Parlor, Spirits, Spookiness.

  2. Greek Romance, The Greek pharmacy ointment dilemma!

    Greek Romance, The Greek pharmacy ointment dilemma!

  3. The Bugger is back.The Wedding. Rhodes. The German Sausage Shower

    The Bugger is back.The Wedding. Rhodes. The German Sausage Shower

  4. Teddy body suits, Tapple, Candle wax nipple, The poop-knife, Blood pressure monitoring whilst eating Creme Brûlée

    Teddy body suits, Tapple, Candle wax nipple, The poop-knife, Blood pressure monitoring whilst eating Creme Brûlée

  5. Ear Pleasure, The Gwynnie nude Fry-up, Bush revival

    Ear Pleasure, The Gwynnie nude Fry-up, Bush revival

  6. Baking soda and vinegar inflated condoms, one finger salute whilst grasping a banana in clay, would you like a cuppa tea?

    Baking soda and vinegar inflated condoms, one finger salute whilst grasping a banana in clay, would you like a cuppa tea?

  7. Queque Arse cracks at the Moonport, Hairy Kiwi skin,Hangover Museum, Girthy Wotsit’s.

    Queque Arse cracks at the Moonport, Hairy Kiwi skin,Hangover Museum, Girthy Wotsit’s.

  8. Breaking News-Spurs Win! Sting’s Herculean challenge at Red Rocks.

    Breaking News-Spurs Win! Sting’s Herculean challenge at Red Rocks.

  9. Smooth Uber, enlargement cream, Hair Lube, Hot Meat injector, Collins crush, Venison Dog Food tasting.

    Smooth Uber, enlargement cream, Hair Lube, Hot Meat injector, Collins crush, Venison Dog Food tasting.

  10. Bridal Stump, Rattlesnake Mega-Den, Mini Crochet hook

    Bridal Stump, Rattlesnake Mega-Den, Mini Crochet hook

  11. Linen suit, The In-betweener Store, The Benedict Effect, Faceman, A-Team Dental

    Linen suit, The Inbetweener Store, The Benedict Effect, Faceman, A-Team Dental

  12. Old Boy Charcuterie board, Egg in a Tea Kettle, Lusty MadLibs, Black Licorice Sling shot, Toilet Golf, Airplane Radio Show.

    Old Boy Charcuterie board, Egg in a Tea Kettle, Lusty MadLibs, Black Licorice Sling shot, Toilet Golf, Airplane Radio Show.

  13. Jumping Spiders, Blue Balls of Death, Banned Easter Egg hunt, You never win an argument, taking the piss out of Brit Teeth, Rory the randy Bus driver

    Jumping Spiders, Blue Balls of Death, Banned Easter Egg hunt, You never win an argument, taking the piss out of Brit Teeth, Rory the randy Bus driver

  14. Old Fish Friday, The Mullet and the Merkin, the Golden toilet heist

    Old Fish Friday, The Mullet and the Merkin, the Golden toilet heist

  15. The 17th Century Agony Aunt, British Polite-ism’s, Gen Z Americans love of Brit slang

    The 17th Century Agony Aunt, British Polite-ism’s, Gen Z Americans love of Brit slang

  16. The wild peeing golfer, Drugged Salmon,Dominant Yoda, Madam Discipline

    The wild peeing golfer, Drugged Salmon,Dominant Yoda, Madam Discipline

  17. Penis seen from space, Guinness records hairiest face, Referees Testicle Bitten, Butter stick for lips

    Penis seen from space, Guinness records hairiest face, Referees Testicle Bitten, Butter stick for lips

  18. Banana Pudding Ice Cream, The Belgian Detective Mustache,Poor sleeping and conspiracy theories, Chauffeur Secrets

    Banana Pudding Ice Cream, The Belgian Detective Mustache,Poor sleeping and conspiracy theories, Chauffeur Secrets

  19. Monkey tail Bananas, Bobbing for Brussels, Bourbon Water Pick, American Foods a British man would hate.

    Monkey tail Bananas, Bobbing for Brussels, Bourbon Water Pick, American Foods a British man would hate.

  20. A thick Fisherman’s jumper, Spornosexuals, Sheep cuddling, Marmalade festival

    A thick Fisherman’s jumper, Spornosexuals, Sheep cuddling, Marmalade festival

  21. Manilow saved my trousers, Elephantiasis in the trousers, Dad bod destroyer

    Manilow saved my trousers, Elephantiasis in the trousers, Dad bod destroyer

  22. Crumbly Dog Poo, Bison Belly, Egg extra, Presidents as Wrestlers.

    Crumbly Dog Poo, Bison Belly, Egg extra, Presidents as Wrestlers.

  23. Beige on Beige : “have you joined a cult?” Being Spurs, Spy Peacoat

    Beige on Beige : “have you joined a cult?” Being Spurs, Spy Peacoat

  24. The Perfect Glove, Starbucks with no Loo roll, Snow laden Rats love Jazz,Missus turned into a Toffee Crisp.

    The Perfect Glove, Starbucks with no Loo roll, Snow laden Rats love Jazz,Missus turned into a Toffee Crisp.

  25. Curry Vs Furry, Plums and Gums, The Role playing dentist, a Kissing career, Hawking and King Charles Toes.

    Curry Vs Furry, Plums and Gums, The Role playing dentist, a Kissing career, Hawking and King Charles Toes.

  26. Cadbury Cream Eggs and Soldiers, Snow Angels on the Radio,It’s Bananas with a Long Monkey tail,The Reverse Strip-tease

    Cadbury Cream Eggs and Soldiers, Snow Angels on the Radio,It’s Bananas with a Long Monkey tail,The Reverse Strip-tease

  27. Chappy in a Haunted British Wood at Christmastime Part Two

    Chappy in a Haunted British Wood at Christmastime Part Two

  28. Corporate Weirdos Incorporated, The smell of an expensive cigarette, intrusive scanning, a hairy European blockage

    Corporate Weirdos Incorporated, The smell of an expensive cigarette, intrusive scanning, a hairy European blockage

  29. McCartney, Great days, The reclined passenger, Musky Crack.

    McCartney, Great days, The reclined passenger, Musky Crack.

  30. The Bestest Bread Rolls, Turkey Trots, the least festively frisky tunes,Brown Friday

    The Bestest Bread Rolls, Turkey Trots, the least festively frisky tunes,Brown Friday

  31. ohhhh Ozempic, How should one wipe? The Dull Mans club

    ohhhh Ozempic, How should one wipe? The Dull Mans club

  32. Failed Roomba Election predictor, How awful is my hearing? A new way to efficiently peel a potato.

    Failed Roomba Election predictor, How awful is my hearing? A new way to efficiently peel a potato.

  33. The Drug that altered my mind, Turkey in a pillow case, The phallic Turkey moistener

    The Drug that altered my mind, Turkey in a pillow case, The phallic Turkey moistener

  34. Man in Thong, Whale Tails all the way!Tea Bag sling-shot

    Man in Thong, Whale Tails all the way!Tea Bag sling-shot

  35. Arnie’s Wood, Egg bound, Crazy Corgi’s

    Arnie’s Wood, Egg bound, Crazy Corgi’s

  36. The worlds oldest cheese, Cheese sniffing through a sock, The cheese connoisseur

    The worlds oldest cheese, Cheese sniffing through a sock, The cheese connoisseur

  37. Men and shopping, Men and breasts, A Vicars orgy

    Men and Shopping, Men an Breasts, A Vicars Orgy

  38. Testing the integrity of the American Versus the British Zipper/Flies. Hostages and Sausages

    Testing the integrity of the American Versus the British Zipper/Flies. Hostages and Sausages

  39. Chappy in Vegas: the dodgy flight, my bad Karaoke, lovely people!

    Chappy in Vegas: the dodgy flight, my bad Karaoke, lovely people!

  40. Vegas Cherry Popped, Bathing with a Corgi, Randy Andy, What’s in your Pantry?

    Vegas Cherry Popped, Bathing with a Corgi, Randy Andy, What’s in your Pantry?

  41. Underwear shopping, Bottom lifting cream, reversing and eradicating twelve superstitions on Friday 13th!

    Underwear shopping, Bottom lifting cream, reversing and eradicating twelve superstitions on Friday 13th!

  42. The Pizza Pull, Sophie Concert,Bears coming out of Hibernation,Radio Jenga, Sausage on a hefty power tool.

    The Pizza Pull, Sophie Concert,Bears coming out of Hibernation,Radio Jenga, Sausage on a hefty power tool.

  43. Spicy Chap,Text in bed, Tator Tot obsession renewed,Reckless Driving podcast.

    Spicy Chap,Text in bed, Tator Tot obsession renewed,Reckless Driving podcast.

  44. I should not wear White Trousers, Doobie Brothers concert, Radishes

    I should not wear White Trousers, Doobie Brothers concert, Radishes

  45. Genius Underwear, Orange Juice Millionaire,Bad Etiquette, #furrynation, The Chappy Chase

    Genius Underwear, Orange Juice Millionaire,Bad Etiquette, #furrynation, The Chappy Chase

  46. Ice Cream Vs Gelato, No over-whipping, healthier to sleep in the nude

    Ice Cream Vs Gelato, No over-whipping, healthier to sleep in the nude

  47. Chicago Stuffed Pizza, Kenny Sax and voice, Boney Headphones

    Chicago Stuffed Pizza, Kenny Sax and voice, Boney Headphones

  48. Jumping a five bar gate whilst loose, Uber ratings, Resurgence of Cantaloupe, an Overpraised American

    Jumping a five bar gate whilst loose, Uber ratings, resurgence of Cantaloupe, an overpraised American

  49. Queen Bee and Queens Purse, the lost Kangaroo, Unsuccessful Chocolate taster

    Queen Bee and Queens Purse, the lost Kangaroo, Unsuccessful Chocolate taster

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Carb Comedic overload for eccentric and whimsical foragers.

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