PODCAST · comedy
Keep Your Eyes Open
by Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico
Three angry old guys and a chihuahua
Episodes
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Invite me. But I'm not coming.
8 Years. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Late. Very late
This one is one me. Thought I posted it. Didn't hear from a single person. Assumed it was up. It was not. The guys asked me about it yesterday and that's when I realized. So, without further ado, here you go. You'll get two episodes in two days! Oh and it's been 8 years since we started this odd...
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Nicknames
What's the best nickname you've ever heard? Let us know! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Quicksand
I will die to quicksand now. For sure. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Carrot Bottom
For real, we hope Carrot Top is ok and gets the help he needs. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Homophobia
The first half of this episode was corrupted. I thought we lost the whole episode but I was able to salvage the last half of the show. A week late, mind you. I figured, better late than never! You'll get a double shot today! Well... i shot and a half, I guess. Apologies for the gap in…
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PM Dawn
Pat joins the crew for the day! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Pre dator
I'm currently starting for the SanFransico 49ers and am a touch shy for cash at the moment. I get a paid in a few weeks if anyone wants to lend me cash until then... ;) Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being…
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The Olive Garden
We are trash. Certified trash. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks
I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Four Hunnid!!!
According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we are, 400 episodes later. Simon quit weed, Kamar quit drinking, I had a kid. Lots of change over these 400 episodes....
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Flying Solo. Kinda.
One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss pizza and America! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and...
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Jimothy
Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Glizzy Talk
We're young. We're hip... fam. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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M&Ms in our Rider
Gang, I'm gonna level with you. The computer I use to edit is on the fritz. I got a guy coming to look at it this week. But if he can't figure it out, he drops will be delayed. I do apologize for the waits these past couple weeks. It's out of my hands. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by...
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Is Everything Rigged???
Yes. It is. Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better late than never, I guess. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at…
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Canadian Footy
If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not. But it's all about improving every step of the way. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by...
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Autistic Drummers
Who is your pick to win the World Cup? Leave a comment and let us know! Enjoy!
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The Death of a Podcast
Sorry about last week! I was in the hospital and it turns out I have vertigo. Not great. But at least I know what ails me and can work on it moving forward. Kamar was out of town anyway, so you probably didn't miss much. Looking at the numbers from the last two months, we probably should have…
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I Miss Having My Eyes Closed
The death of a podcast... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Big Foot Wears Gucci Belts
I updated the thing we use to record and it wiped everything. All the levels, the music, every setting back to factory. It might sound a bit wonky this week. I got a guy coming this week to get it all back to normal. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give...
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Heated Rivalry
Few quick things. First, I forgot to record the second half of the show. My bad. It's a short show and the ad is awkwardly placed. Second, It gets heated early. But we get passed it quick. And I came to an obvious epiphany; it's not that we all have opinions that differ that greatly, it's that…
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Turn the power off.
In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Robot Overlords
We always wanted robot butlers. Instead my TV listens to every word I say... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Kamar Hates Canada
In case you were new here... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Hot Lunch
Mouth shits. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Coachella Maxxing
Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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New show, who dis?
We have finally shed ourselves of Toe Rogan. We are now officially Keep Your Eyes Open. We hope you all stick around for the ride! Also, now you tell 500 friends to check us out without having to explain our stupid format. We want to thank everyone who stuck around during the transition period....
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Dolphin Overlords & Idiot Savants
I'm doing stuff behind the scenes. I swear to god!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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The Future is Bright!
By far, without a doubt, unequivocally, our most positive episode ever. Beaming with hope and positivity. A new dawn! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Escalation
War crimes afoot. There are no good guys. BUY GUNS!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Keep Your Eyes Open
I think we found a new name... Enjoy!
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WAR!!!
Great time to have a kid... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Buy a gun. Maybe ten. Buy ten guns.
Things certainly seem like they're gonna get a lot worse before they get better. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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..no, seriously, Epstein didn't kill himself.
If there's one thing we CAN agree on, it's that nothing will come of these Epstein files. No one will go to jail, no body will lose their fortunes. Things will only get worse from here. Unless... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at...
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Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
I'm in Florida. It's unreasonably cold. That is life. Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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Simon smokes crack
As we always do before a show, Simon showed up early and we got high and bitched about basketball. Standard Sunday afternoon. However, when we got inside Simon looked like he saw a ghost and was sweating like he was under investigation for murder. Needless to say, he was pretty much MIA for this...
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Snow Days
No Kamar this week. Just ol' Simon and I! We talked Davos, Trump, movies, TV, CERN, simulation, and more... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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A Rudderless ship
Still no solid format. Just three assholes talking. Tough to find a podcast with three white guys shooting the shit... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
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We're baaaaaaack, baby!!!
Are we back? YES! Do we know what we're doing? NO! But damn it feels good to be back. Not only are we back, but we are no longer shackled to Joe Rogan. This is how Andy Dufresne must have felt escaping Shawshank Prison. In the next couple weeks we'll need as much feedback as possible from you…
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Episode 370 - Week of December 1st - 7th
Well. This is it. The end of an era. This is the last episode of The Joe Rogan Experience Experience. It's been just over seven years since we started the show, and today is the last episode. If you've been listening, I don't think I need to explain much. We're tired. I'm tired. Seven years ago I...
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Episode 369 - Week of November 24th - 30th
I'm now certain that god himself could show up as a guest and we'd give it a two Jamie rating. In fact, there could be a week with the four people we want to see on the show the most and it STILL wouldn't be good enough for us. Haters. We. Are. Haters. Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience…
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Episode 368 - Week of November 17th - 23rd
We hope all of our American listeners have a Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy some time with loved ones, watch some football, eat some good food. Enjoy life! And thanks so much for listening! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and…
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Episode 367 - Week of November 10th - 16th
I used to really enjoy this show. Now... not so much. Enjoy!
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Episode 366 - Week of November 3rd - 9th
If you've served, thank you so much for your service. We had it so good for so long that many of us don't know a world other than the one we currently live in. A couple years ago, our pipes froze. We didn't have running water for two weeks. You take for granted the things that have always been...
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Episode 365 - Week of October 27th - November 2nd
Joe has a c-list celebrity on last week and she kinda shits on Elon Musk. So, naturally, Joe has Elon Musk on this week to defend himself and awkwardly laugh at his own "that what she said" jokes. Does Joe ever push back? No! Just a big ol' glaze fest. Luckily, we got a DMT expert on so the week...
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Episode 364 - Week of October 20th - 26th
What the fuck are we even doing here. An Actress from Battlestar Gallactica??? Holy fuck, Joe! Anything but answers. ENJOY! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self! For advertising...
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Episode 363 - Week of October 13th - 19th
Seven years. Tough to believe. Time is a bitch. Thank you so much to all you, the listeners! Doesn't matter if you're new, or an O.G., we're happy you've joined the ride! I can't say I see us doing it for another seven years, but I didn't think we'd make it this far. I guess anything is possible....
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Episode 362 - Week of October 6th - 12th
No Kamar this week. Just Simon and I flying solo. Joe's continued refusal to have anyone on to talk about anything that matters at the moment, continues. Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being...
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Episode 361 - Week of September 29th - October 5th
What four useless celebrities will Joe have on this week? As long as they aren't talking about Charlie Kirk, Israel, Trump, or Epstein. Cause we definitely don't Joe digging for any answers... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at...
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How many episodes does Keep Your Eyes Open have?
Keep Your Eyes Open currently has 500 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Keep Your Eyes Open about?
Three angry old guys and a chihuahua
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Keep Your Eyes Open publishes regularly with 500 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Who hosts Keep Your Eyes Open?
Keep Your Eyes Open is created and hosted by Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico.
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