Keepers of the Crypt: Covering Every Episode of Tales From the Crypt

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: An animated horror version of the Three Little Pigs story. When the third pig is tried and convicted for the murder of his two brothers by a wolf jury, he builds a zombie Frankenpig to take out his revenge on the actual murderer. Starring: Bobcat Goldthwait, Cam Clarke, John Kassir Directed by Bill Kopp, Patrick A. Ventura

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A greedy safe cracker with a slight hearing loss gets entangled in a game between a mobster and his beautiful, exotic wife and ends up getting the auditory system he could only dream of. But there's a price. Starring: Robert Lindsay, Gretchen Palmer, Richard Johnson, John Kassir Directed by Christopher Hart

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Evans, a sly horror screenwriter suspected in a series of grisly murders of women whose heads were taken by the killer as trophies, is interrogated by Jack Lynch, a clever hardboiled homicide detective whom every cop idolizes. Starring: Eddie Izzard, Ciarán Hinds, Alun Armstrong, John Kassir Directed by Peter Hewitt

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A sleazy minister in Victorian England gets a nasty surprise when he discovers he previously fathered twin daughters. Starring: Anthony Andrews, Imelda Staunton, Anna Friel, John Kassir Directed by Thomas E. Sanders

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A young man with a strange device is hired onto an advertising company by an esteemed executive--but what the exec doesn't know is that the young man is in cahoots with her enraged ex-partner who is out for revenge. Starring: Ute Lemper, Chris Stanton, Tres Hanley, John Kassir Directed by Mandie Fletcher

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A scientist named Elliot invents a way to read memories of the dead. To test the device, Elliot and his girlfriend Arianne break into the crypt of a dead serial killer. Starring: James Frain, Siobhan Flynn, Jonathan Firth, John Kassir Directed by William Malone

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A young man takes in a pregnant woman and falls in love with her but becomes jealous when her baby is born so he sets out to get rid of the kid forever. Starring: Steve Coogan, Julia Sawalha, Tim Stern, John Kassir Directed by James H. Spencer, Robin Bextor

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: After losing their friend Cutter in a botched robbery, Ford and Cammy, a wild young Londoner crime couple, split up and Cammy finds a new lover, Jimmy. Jealous, Ford shoots him and the trio discovers something shocking about one another. Starring: Ewan McGregor, Jane Horrocks, Colin Salmon, John Kassir Directed by Andrew Morahan, Robin Bextor

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A double-crossing jewel thief is shot and hides out in a hotel where he starts to hallucinate about a mysterious beautiful woman. Starring: Elizabeth McGovern, James Wilby, Ronan Vibert, John Kassir Directed by Russell Mulcahy

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A traitor in the second World War is restricted to a prison camp and one of the men he betrayed is transported to the camp and promises to reveal his identity. Starring: Martin Kemp, Nickolas Grace, Nick Reding, John Kassir Directed by Peter MacDonald

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A game of cat and mouse ensues between a female mystery novelist and her jealous former husband when he accuses her of having a love affair with her nosy neighbor's son. Starring: Francesca Annis, Christopher Cazenove, Elizabeth Spriggs, John Kassir Directed by Brian Helgeland

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Three bickering sisters left in charge of their late father's struggling curiosity shop come into possession of a cursed monkey's paw, and try to use it to their advantage - with deadly results. Starring: Emma Samms, Kerry Fox, Julie Cox, John Kassir Directed by Freddie Francis

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Two adult brothers come to blows over the fortune of their wealthy father, whose interests are protected by a lovely young woman with questionable loyalties. Starring: Natahsa Richardson, Bob Hoskins, Greg Wise, John Kassir Directed by Bob Hoskins

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Plastic surgery makes a criminal look like Humphrey Bogart. Years later, he's a successful businessman. His angry wife finds out about his past and threatens him. He asks his plastic surgeon friend to end her. Twist after twist ensues. Starring: Humphrey Bogart, John Lithgow, Isabella Rossellini John Kassir Directed by Robert Zemeckis

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Luden Sandelton is the meek president of a company that manufactures bars of soap. When the advertising campaign for the latest line of soap is deemed a failure, Luden has no choice but to fire his artist wife Willa who designed the artwork for said campaign. However, the greedy and unfaithful Willa has her own deadly ideas about rectifying the situation. Starring: Bruce Davison, Cristi Conaway, Darin Heames, John Kassir Directed by Rodman Flender

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Colonel Parker Thomas and Sergeant Burrows, two ex-soldiers with a murky past, arrive in the Alaskan wilderness to do some illegal hunting. They get a local girl called Jeri Drumbeater, Parker's subordinate during Desert Storm, to be their scout. Unknown to the two army men, they are about to face consequences for their evil past actions in this dark, cold region. Starring: Bruce Payne, Vivian Wu, Susan Tyrrell, John Kassir Directed by John Herzfeld

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A crazed doctor enlists the help of 2 security guards in a morgue in an attempt to unlock the secrets of the human soul. Starring: Hank Azaria, Travis Tritt, Ben Stein, John Kassir Directed by Larry Wilson

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: No-count Ray Wells kills his dying father so he can inherit an old ruined farmhouse. Unbeknownst to Ray, said farmhouse has a nightmarish legacy attached to it. Starring: Adam Storke, Clare Hoak, Jake Busey, John Kassir Directed by Elliot Silverstein

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Abrasive shock jock Gary gets demoted to the graveyard shift by his bitchy radio station owner sister Rita because of poor ratings. Gary manages to regain his stride thanks to his eager new partner Valerie. Gary and Valerie plot together to murder Rita, but things don't go according to plan. Starring: Miguel Ferrer, Linda Doucett, Wendie Malick, John Kassir Directed by Vincent Spano

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Fugitive Clyde's on the lam from an angry mob. He seeks refuge in a decrepit old mansion owned by an elderly woman. Unbeknownst to Clyde, the house has a curse attached. Starring: D.B. Sweeney, Rachel Ticotin, R. Lee Ermey, John Kassir Directed by Stephen Hopkins

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A happy housewife is pitted against three CIA agents, who have come to kill her husband, a supposed rogue agent. Starring: Corey Feldman, William Sadler, Jonathan Banks, John Kassir Directed by Martin von Haselberg

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Felix Johnson and Aaron Scott are two of the top martial arts fighters in their game. Their last fight was a draw, and for the most part, they can accept that. Its their wives who are a different story. Their hatred for one another has gotten the two fighters into a no holds barred death match. However, the wives are in for a shock on fight night. Starring: Mark Dacascos, Debbe Dunning, Marjean Holden, John Kassir Directed by John Harrison

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A fire inspector is forced to take a bribe from a sleazy strip club owner in order to buy a scholarship for his daughter. Starring: Terry O'Quinn, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Benicio Del Toro, John Kassir Directed by Ramón Menéndez

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Residents at a shelter for the blind turn the tables on their cruel overseer. Starring: Anthony Zerbe, Teri Polo, John Savage, John Kassir Directed by Jonas McCord

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: When a talented but meek computer programmer hits it off with his cute female neighbor, his cocky imaginary friend insidiously turns on him fearing that he won't be needed anymore. Starring: Tate Donovan, Michelle Burke, John Caponera, John Kassir Directed by Roland Mesa

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Struggling comic book artist Rolanda gets fired from her job by her mean and demanding boss Vern. However, Rolanda finds herself experiencing the events of this one fateful day over and over again with some changes, but the same dismal results. Starring: Rita Rudner, Richard Lewis, John Kassir Directed by Mick Garris

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A violent, hot-tempered man goes to a Halloween party hosted by his ex-wife, where he meets a mysterious but beautiful masked woman who needs more help than he does. Starring: Peter Onorati, Sherrie Rose, Stephen Liska, John Kassir Directed by William Malone

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: An unscrupulous ambulance-chasing lawyer gets stuck in a strange town for moving violations, and soon learns that the punishment for even petty crimes in the town comes with a gruesome result. Starring: Catherine O'Hara, Peter MacNicol, Joseph Maher, John Kassir Directed by Russell Mulcahy

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A young gigolo and husband of a female mobster begins an affair with a night club waitress and the two plots to overthrow the gangster. Starring: Kate Vernon, John Stamos, Robert Picardo, John Kassir Directed by W. Peter Iliff

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: The owner of a chemical company's sinister past dealings come back to haunt him when he identifies the body of a business associate. Starring: Clancy Brown, Martin Kove, Costas Mandylor, John Kassir Directed by Gregory Widen

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A duo of con artists try to take the jackpot when tricking a group of southern investors into thinking there's a large amount of oil under an isolated cemetery. Starring: Lou Diamond Phillips, Priscilla Presley, Noble Willingham, John Kassir Directed by Paul Abascal

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A lecherous millionaire offers a lift to a beautiful seductress in the middle of nowhere with horrific consequences. Starring: Brooke Shields, Perry King, Michael J. Pollard, John Kassir Directed by Uli Edel

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A bookworm is tricked by a jock and her devious Egyptology professor to be the virgin sacrifice to an ancient mummy in the teachers basment. Starring: Jeffrey Jones, Anthony Michael Hall, Nina Siemaszko, John Kassir Directed by Jeffrey Boam

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A ruthless young magician kills an elderly rival magician for his grand prop: the box of death. Starring: Martin Sheen, Billy Zane, Maryam d'Abo, John Kassir Directed by Elliot Silverstein Written by Andrew Kevin Walker

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Three pledges for a fraternity on probation run by a soft-spoken leader and his 2 sidekicks are visited by a beautiful young sorority gal, who's looking for a frat to pledge her own sorority ends up tagging along with the pledges to an abandoned house where an urban legend murder took place years before. Led by the obnoxious pledge master, the trio of pledges must enter the house and pass each test given to them. The question is ; will they survive? Starring: Keith Coogan, Michael DeLuise, Courtney Gains, John Kassir Directed by Bob Gale

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A man murders his beautiful younger wife when she threatens to leave him. He then packs her body in a big suitcase and boards a train, where he is stalked by an inquisitive detective. Starring: David Paymer, Vincent Spano, Traci Lords, John Kassir Directed by Kevin Hooks

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge, with the help of his mentally challenged brother, on the ice cream trucker who was responsible for his arrest, unaware the driver also has a dark secret too. Starring: Bill Paxton, Lainie Kazan, Brad Dourif, John Kassir Directed by Russell Mulcahy

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A psychic clown and part-time cook who abuses his assistant and wife learns that she is having an affair with a fire eater and plans to runs off with him. Starring: Ernie Hudson, Joan Chen, John Laughlin, John Kassir Directed by Rodman Flender

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A jaded, has-been photographer plots the demise of his younger, talented protégé when they go on assignment in Central America. Starring: Roger Daltrey, Steve Buscemi, Paul Dooley, John Kassir Directed by Gary Fleder

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Wealthy and successful middle-aged businessman Leo Burns suspects that his much younger wife Bridget is having an extramarital affair. Leo hires sleazy private investigator G.G. Devoe to find out the identity of Bridget's lover. Starring: Hector Elizondo, Patsy Kensit, John Shea, John Kassir Directed by Kyle MacLachlan

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A conniving con-man posing as a salesman gets more than he bargained for when he comes knocks at the door of the wrong family. Starring: Tim Curry, Ed Begley Jr., Yvonne De Carlo, John Kassir Directed by Gilbert Adler

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A bitter elderly woman learns that her husband and a laid-back couple are hiding a youth potion from her while camping in the wilderness Starring: Margot Kidder, Kevin McCarthy, J.A. Preston, John Kassir Directed by Elliot Silverstein

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: An Agatha Christie-style mystery sees the inhabitants of a remote hotel terrorized by rumors of a werewolf prowling the area. Not to fear, as a self-appointed werewolf hunter is amongst them. But might he have a dark secret of his own? Starring: Timothy Dalton, Dennis Farina, Walter Gotell, John Kassir Directed by Steve Perry

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: An aging puppeteer suspects his much younger wife has a lover. Starring: Donald O'Connor, Patricia Charbonneau, Zach Galligan, John Kassir Directed by Kevin Yagher

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A swindler, Jack loves money and... twins. One day he meets rich twins that show interest in him. Starring: Joe Pesci, Jacqueline Alexandra Citron, Kristen Amber Citron, John Kassir Directed by Joel Silver

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A mousy librarian over-react reports of a serial killer. Starring: Blyth Danner, Salome Jens, Clarence Williams III, John Kassir Directed by John Frankenheimer

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A life on the edge hot rodder named Billy comes to town run by Sheriff Garrett, he immediately dates and romances his daughter with ulterior motives linked to Garrett's past, for which he was once a champion of the hot rodding. Will Garrett accept Billy's challenge to the death? Starring: Raymond J. Barry, Brad Pitt, Michelle Bronson, John Kassir Directed by Tom Holland

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: A gunfighter confronts his past. Starring: David Morse, Neil Giuntoli, Roderick Cook, John Kassir Directed by Richard Donner Written by Frank Darabont

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: An abnormally difficult child tests a psychologist. Starring: David Warner, Joan Severance, Zelda Rubinstein, John Kassir Directed by Peter Medak

If you like Tales From the Crypt, you'll love our Messed Up Movies Podcast! New episodes Mon, Wed, Fri. Synopsis: Married couple Fred and Erma's restaurant has seen better days. But things change once a stranger walks in, with a rather unique steak recipe... Starring: Christopher Reeve, Bess Armstrong, Art LaFleur, John Kassir Directed by Gilbert Adler