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Keeping Up With The Jones

by Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell

One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 49

    I was massaging the hole in my mouth where I had a tooth removed. I will show you the hole.

  2. Episode 48

    My life is a love letter to humanity. What the globalists do is a hate letter, a curse.

  3. Episode 47

    Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it…

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  4. Episode 46

    We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.

  5. Episode 45

    Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.

  6. Episode 44

    Your technocracy is dead on arrival! You understand that? We are in charge of the planet! Not Satan! You think you're going to have this fight and have robots win it? NO! We'll defeat you and your god damn robots. You understand that? Damn you to hell, Satanist!

  7. Episode 43

    Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. I'm talking to you, globalists! I don't keep secrets!

  8. Episode 42

    The future is now! The future is in this podcast. A podcast that the globalists are daring you not to listen to. They are double dog daring you. Double hot dog daring you!

  9. Episode 41

    This episode is brought to you by My Body Glue Paste.

  10. Episode 40

    We got flies.

  11. Episode 39

    Aloe is nature's skin graft.

  12. Episode 38

    I go to the bathroom to piss!

  13. Episode 37

    I've been banned in the shadows and otherwise for being anti-communist.

  14. Episode 36

    This has everything you need to know about 5G and how to protect yourself.

  15. Episode 35

    News you could and should use!

  16. Episode 33

    I'd like to introduce you to the elephant in the room.

  17. Episode 32

    As we all know, the EPA wants to regulate your farts.

  18. Episode 31

    Literal vampire pot belly goblins are hobbling 'round coming after us.

  19. Episode 30

    People don’t have GOD, they don’t have FAMILY, all they have is NETFLIX.

  20. Episode 29

    What's the trouble with Treblin?

  21. Episode 28

    “I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at and I simply...it was almost impossible for me to sweat." -Prince Andrew, Duke of York, 8th in line of the throne

  22. Episode 27

    Big words mean big ideas.

  23. Episode 26

    I am not responsible for the smashed bullet on my ex-wife's lawn. I'm also not responsible for the cameras that have been pointed at her property or the drone that peers in her window. That is not me. She's not on drugs and her hard drive is safe. Case closed.

  24. Episode 25

    If anything's worth the fear, it's worth the fight.

  25. Episode 24

    PODCASTER HARASSMENT!!!

  26. Episode 23

    Welcome to the neck episode.

  27. Episode 22

    The nipples tell me all I need to know about a person.

  28. Episode 21

    Credit where credit is due, but I'll need to see 2 forms of ID.

  29. Episode 20

    I'm going down down baby your street in a Range Rover. Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go.

  30. Episode 19

    Nibblin' on sponge cake. Watchin' the sun bake.

  31. Episode 18

    I will fight the HOA's of my own compound. I didn't agree to these terms. I would NEVER agree to these terms!

  32. Episode 17

    Thank you to our listeners that haven't made intergalactic deals with the demon-possessed in other dimensions.

  33. Episode 16

    This episode was brought to you by the team at Wakin' Up Bacon. We couldn't do it without you and some other people. And you couldn't do it without me.

  34. Episode 15

    We appreciate our sponsors and the truth.

  35. Episode 14

    This new year is full of promise and live taxidermy.

  36. Episode 13

    Folks, we can't say enough nice things about the fine people at Rent a Car at the Place You Bought Your Car at. We aren't going to say those nice things here because there isn't enough room. In fact, there isn't enough room to write one nice thing.

  37. Episode 12

    Beto grab your Tech Deck and take your supplements. And your bug out bag. And your tools made out of bones. Don't forget your bones made out of tools. You'll also need a water filter, an air filter, coffee filters. The other items go without saying and if you need me to say it-you're not ready.

  38. Episode 11

    Hickory, Dickery, Docket. Ted Cruz is in your pocket.

  39. Episode 10

    I like to eat.

  40. Episode 9

    We couldn't do it without the troops or our sponsors at tellingonpeopleforthingsthatmildlyannoyyou.edu.com.net

  41. Episode 8

    Brought to you by the team at Go Bags.

  42. Episode 7

    This episode was not recorded from the high desert and great American Southwest.

  43. Episode 6

    We couldn't do it without our sponsors. They know who they are.

  44. Episode 5

    Thank you to the team at BMOOT for your support.

  45. Episode 4

    Sponsored by Tools Made Out of Bones.

  46. Episode 3

    The best butter salesman in the country.

  47. Episode 2

    The war for your mind rages on. The gay frogs have been called into battle.

  48. Episode 1

    One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

HOSTED BY

Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell

CATEGORIES

comedy

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One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

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Keeping Up With The Jones is created and hosted by Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell.
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