PODCAST · comedy
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
by Keith Malley
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episo
Episodes
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4006: Kennywood w/ Kyle Ocasio
Keith’s going to the theme park Carowinds in North Carolina today with his last theme park visit being 8 years ago with Kennywood in Pennsylvania. Will he come back in one piece? Will he even know how to come back? In this episode featuring love-at-the-time Kyle Ocasio, we revisit his last trip…
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4005: A Lack of Direction w/ Kyle and Benny Ocasio
A peak back with Keith, Chemda, Kyle Ocasio, and her son Benny. From Crocs controversy, airplane seat-reclining controversy, and the ending of The Dad Emails to Keith’s new family—The Ocasios—and his first trip to San Juan. Oh and Benny never forgets 9/11. (You hear how fatherly Keith is?! Now...
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4004: THE GOOTZ w/ Wendi Starling, Sarah Hartshorne, and Ray fuckin’ Gootz
What else can we say? It’s the mother fuckin’ Gootz!
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4003: The Awkward Kings of Comedy w/ MARINA FRANKLIN (feat. Owen), Victor Varnado, Hannibal Buress, and Baron Vaughn
KATG episode 4,000 reminded some people of past insanity and beefs, so this episode recalls one of the greatest and—no pun—one of the most awkward KATG shows ever. The meat of this episode is from 2010 and features Keith and Chemda promoting Victor Varnado’s The Awkward Comedy Show with fellow...
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4002: $#!†-Fµ¢K (Living with Tourette Syndrome) w/ Benny Feldman
KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! Yep, it’s true! Keith saw the biographical comedy-DRAMA(!!!) “I Swear,” and he cried his brains out in the best way. That led to him revisiting Benny Feldman—one of his favorite KATG guests—who was truly an open book regarding what it’s like...
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4001: ARCADE.gov and ReadersMagnet w/ Andrea Allan
Just today, Keith got a spam call from ReadersMagnet, a scam company trying to take advantage of independent authors. This reminded him of the first time he happened to be called by the very same literary scouts some years ago while recording a live Keith and The Girl episode with Chemda and…
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4000: SHOW #4,000 w/ The Chat Pack
Some of the best of The Chat Pack, aka; Big Dick Blaine, Neal, Hayley, Bryan, Roland, Newsy, Matthew, and Diana join Keith to celebrate Keith and Chemda’s podcast of well over 21 years by recognizing this very episode. This sexy octet does their best to help Keith recall 3,999 episodes by letting...
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3999: HALLELUJAH! (Everybody Wants Some!!) w/ Rod Morrow
Hey, you guys ever get a … hold on, lemme look this up. [Dictionary Preferences: 2 words ("blow job") preferred by Merriam-Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary. 1 word ("blowjob") preferred by the American Heritage Dictionary.] Anyway, you ever get one? HOLY MAGOLEY!
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3998: Boys’ Weekend: RETURN OF THE CARNIVAL OF SINS (Theatre of Pain)
Keith, Buddy, Big Dick, and Killer finish their recording session discussing Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind), the truly greatest BBQ spot in Charlotte, The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos, and the epic concert of Extreme, Tesla, and I guess Mötley Crüe.
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3997: Boys’ Weekend: THE STRIP CLUB (Girls, Girls, Girls)
“A podcaster, a Canadian, a football coach, and a Texan walk into a bar.” The trio continues recapping their awesome weekend of friendship and whores as we learn everything you ever wanted to know about a strip club but were afraid to ask.
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3996: Boys’ Weekend: CAROWINDS I mean THE GUN RANGE (New Tattoo)
All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer Kyle. BBQ? CHECK! Guns? CHECK! Titties? CHECK! Theme Park? Pardon?
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3995: Boys’ Weekend: THE POOL w/ Blaine
It’s only been 24 hours into Boys’ Weekend, and Keith and Big Dick Blaine already have plenty of ridiculousness to yap about. Before Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle arrive, the duo not only teach you the sincere foolproof way to be a millionaire, but they also discuss the amazing movies Nirvanna the...
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3994: Prayers for the Melancholy w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy
New Madden! New VR mini golf course! And the games never stop!!! On this final Robert Alvarez re-listen, we also check in with co-guests Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy thanks to listener-producers Shahrum & Heather, who cast this very episode. Before the…
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3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez
12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he apparently lives with). Keith and Chemda catch up on Robert’s life, learn the future of their own lives, and get even more personal with The...
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3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy
It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy to cover the news of the day and the news of the future. Before that, Keith discusses his latest post-romance feelings, calling…
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3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez
The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos.
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3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”
Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s...
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3989: Keith’s Psychic Guide w/ Robert Alvarez
It’s now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous predictions Robert has made, and they grade him accordingly. Mr. Alvarez also blesses us with more fast-paced call-in readings and, with the...
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3988: Psychic Witch w/ Robert Alvarez and JessNYC
We’re celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don’t worry; he’s very much alive! (As of press time.) We’re just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG’s greatest guests. Robert has appeared with his mystical how-ya-doin’s since 2007, and we’re gonna look back and check on his work. The beginning...
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3987: Brand New Day: Just Desserts (Keith’s Lemonade Stand)
It’s now officially been 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend, but this got him through a rough day: “To reconnect to the person who hurt you is disrespectful to the version of you who suffered.” Enjoy.
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3986: Keith’s Dad’s Odyssey w/ Bianca Brady and Andrea Allan
Keith and Chemda were blessed with Bianca and Andrea doing book reports of Father Malley’s tomes. Today we remember His Majesty. Also God’s.
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3985: Love and Money: Lost Gold/Our Father (Who Talks to Heaven) w/ Ken Malley
(Chronic KATG Poker Champ) Keith (yes, AGAIN) shares his thoughts on his breakup now reaching its 5-month mark. He also discusses his upcoming hair metal date with the guys, his thoughts on Senator Lindsey Graham’s passing (take a guess), Christopher Nolan’s new 6-hour film The Odyssey, and New...
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3984: Play With Me w/ Katharine Heller
America celebrated her 250th birthday. And man does she look it. HELLER! Anyway, Keith is back with close friend and KATG great Katharine Heller. Katharine just returned to NYC from visiting Keith in Charlotte, and she’s ready to report on her findings. Was Keith a good host? Did Keith brag about...
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3983: Searching for “Supergirl” (My Machelle)
Keith is going to have the second person ever in his Charlotte home after over a year! How will he fare, and how is his brain mentally and otherwise? It’s all right here.
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3982: Heart and No Soul (Christios Razdajetsa) w/ Ken Malley
Turns out that Keith’s not the only writer in the Malley family. Keith and brother Ken celebrated Christmas by recalling what was found cleaning out their family home. Keith’s siblings discovered a heartbreaking story written by their Mom about her marrying a loser and ruining her life as well as...
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3981: CRYSTAL CLEAR w/ Ken Malley
More about Dad. Even less to know. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
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3980: Peace w/ Ken Malley and Bernie Kosar
For real though, peace and love to all the good fathers out there; and to all the happy spouses, lovers, and childrens: Good for you. This is more for the rest of us. Good God.
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3979: Father’s Day (Day 1) w/ Ken Malley
In honor of the world celebrating Father’s Day, this week Keith will look back at the VIP-featured KATG spin-off show Daddy Issues which began in COVID-era 2020 with episodes that feature his youngest brother Ken trying to help make sense of their father and their upbringing. We’re happy for all…
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3978: Day of Freedom (Sound the Siren)
Happy Juneteenth! Keith is waving his flags today. (In the good way!) With the fellow Diamond Dogs he discusses his favorite teams winning all the sports, President Trump’s Pride UFC birthday party, Tony Hinchcliffe’s Man of the People “stand-up” (very) special (Rotten Tomatoes: 5%...
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3977: A Shoulder to Cry On w/ Rod Morrow
The 1-year anniversary of Keith moving to Charlotte did a number on him, but is he about to, in fact, be back in the saddle? And is this healthy? And what are you, a doctor? Rod Morrow joins KATG for all the ins, outs, and others of Keith’s life, including discussions on how to calm a woman down,...
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3976: Methods of Mayhem
Hell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in peace. Now let’s party! NYC hosts half of the top 50 pizza spots in America and holds court in the top 5 spots in the entire world. Now in...
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3975: I Think I Can Swim
Keith is here to announce that … he CAN swim? Hm. Anyway, Keith has the introduction to his new book about a blindsided break-up reviewed, discusses new Drake, flashbacks to the great Gilbert Gottfried, and gets to the bottom of military submarine Steve and Tom-foolery. Skank you for listening.
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3974: How’d It Die?
It’s been exactly three months since Keith’s major break-up. He thinks he’s finally doing okay. Is he?
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3973: For the Love of the Game
Keith is back with his church of scars, and nothing’s keeping him down. Keith has finally figured out why the love of his life left him, and he’s going to try to work on being a different person. He also discusses learning the history of the Charlotte-established fast food joint Bojangles, and he...
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3972: Spirit Not in the Sky
Keith is crying tough through comedy. He discusses the end of Spirit Airlines, the passing of his broken-hearted neighbor, Timothée Chalamet forcing a scene in Marty Supreme where he gets smacked on his bare bottom with a ping pong paddle, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Michael 1, and the Antichrist.
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3971: Reminders of Her
She’s EVERYWHERE! Anyway, Keith moves on by discussing the heartbreaking fact that we have friends who constantly fall for fake news, generational slang and colloquialisms, making his dad laugh(?), the film The Drama and the worst things we’ve ever done, and the Trump White House Correspondents’...
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3970: Ordinary World (Dance Through the Darkness)
Keith is feeling upbeat and healthy as he explores Charlotte and wonders if other people, too, have eaten out of the garbage. Keith also ponders if he’s watching TV or if TV is watching him. He makes a correlation between Rotten Tomatoes’ Audience Scores and the state of the world, comments on…
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3969: Lovesick & SMART
Keith discusses love, depression, anger, slipping up, and SMART recovery.
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3968: Keeping Keith Honest (Oy Gevalt)
Keith’s back, and he’s gotten more so-called-fan mail! Oy vey … Keith also discusses where he’s at in his Anger Stage, No Kings, and the recent high-profile government firings. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Who is Keith more disgusted with: Louis C.K. or the dude from Jury Duty Presents: Company…
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3967: Hard Interruption (The Anger Stage)
This one’s for the haters
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3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller, KATG guest for well over a decade, returns to help Keith celebrate 21 years of podcasting. The duo reminisce on the Keith and The Girl tour as well as discuss the states of the unions, personal and national. They talk about Kristi Noem’s firing and her fleecing of America, the...
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3965: Breaking Down w/ Rod Morrow
Last Weeklings rejoice! In this week's recap, the fellas discuss a new sponsor, a frappé attack, people trolling Keith with their relationship thoughts, and an invitation to you, the listener, to write in with your own theories of why Liz really broke up with Keith.
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3964: Epic Fury, or: What Does He Do Now?: Keith’s Smart Responses to Your Stupid Relationship Thoughts
It’s Keith solo, and he finds you explaining why ListenerLiz left him to be nothing short of fascinating. He’s also writing this description himself, and youse are fuckin’ weird! Anyway, Keith also discusses the U.S. and Israel attacking Iran and Paramount buying Warner Bros. to create one of the...
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3963: A Tootsie Roll World w/ Carrie Gravenson
Comedian and longtime friend Carrie Gravenson joins Keith to help discuss cold fronts of all kinds, be they the 2026 Northeast Blizzard or Keith’s heartache.
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3962: Year of the Horse w/ Rod Morrow
Rod Morrow is joined by Keith to discuss love, heartbreak, sex that’s too good, getting back with exes, The Love Family's fractured relationships, friends who help you get by, and eating fried head. Oh yeah; it's a doozy.
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3961: FUCK (Valentine’s Day) w/ Brother Love
ChatGPT: Keith and Brother Love discussed personal matters, including Keith's recent breakup with his girlfriend Liz, which occurred just days before Valentine's Day. They explored the emotional stages of grief and the challenges of moving on after a relationship ends. Brother Love shared his own...
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3960: AMERICA
From Super Bowl LX, Turning Point USA’s halftime show, and 2026’s Grammy Awards to new Epstein Files news and the latest with ICE, Keith breaks it all down. He dissects the opening of multiple-rape-accused-Brett Ratner’s movie Melania: A New Film, Boxer Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller’s toupee, and the...
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3959: The Standard Is the Standard
KEITH GOT A SHOUT-OUT ON SNL! (He KNEW microwaving a steak would one day pay off!) Keith also discusses the latest ICE murder (as of press time, mind you), the upcoming Super Bowl contestants, Pittsburgh Steelers’ new head coach, and the Oscar and Razzie nominations. Keith also looks back on the...
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3958: Unbroken: Stronger than the Storm
From Keith’s winter storm preparation kit to The Monks’ Walk for Peace, KATG.com has all the fresh pics. Keith also discusses revisiting Fox’s The Moment of Truth, America’s relationship with Greenland, Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize, and his hatred for North Carolina representative Tim Moore. Stay...
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3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)
An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episo
HOSTED BY
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Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate,...
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