Keith is a Jerk

Listen in to the time we got our first TV show. it was fun, and pure hell all at once!  

Listen to how we all screw up all the time.

We've been kicked out of Bars, Heaven, swimming pools, mountains, love, you name it, we've been ejected for your listening pleasure.

It's the same old story. We earn money, we spend money, we spend more than we make, and you get to laugh at our misfortune.

New segment on the show where we play "Would you Rather?" it gets crazy as you can imagine.  Also look for the animation to go with this one!!  https://youtu.be/yoPy_Uay0yY

Sorry everyone, had a spotify issue.  Same episode, but feel free to listen to our horrible lives again.

This picture will make more sense when you hear the episode.  Yes, that's Bob.

I got shot, Dave watched a chipmunk get shot and James did shots off the top.

We're talking about road trips.  Tales from the road of our band days, trips across the country during Hallmark holidays, and ryan.  

We explore cooking food in the 80s and 90s.  All gross, all the time.

we used to hurt each other a lot in the 80s.  Emotionally, and physically. but it was fun.

I watched a woman get hit by a train. Dave got used for his glove. and James "accidentally" assaults a stranger.

Some kid kills a harmless creature and the chain of events that follow is bad.

Dealing with roommates is tough.  Dealing with Dave as a roommate is worse.  Plus, I found out my parents gave my room away while I went to college and Bob does a year long audition for a band to get a free room.

yup.  that's what we're talking about

The Christmas presents are opened, the dust has settled, and now we talk about the worst gifts we ever got!

Keith got drunk and almost killed himself.  Dave got fat and almost killed himself.  Ryan always almost kills himself, and James killed a kid. Sledding is FUN!!!

You bet it is!!  Find out what other terms you use every day are going to make you feel terrible about yourself.   Also Ryan learns to Check himself before he wrecks himself.

Which one of us got a camera in our penis holes?  place your bets. Ryan:  Yes.  No. Dave:  Yes.  No. Keith:  Yes.  No.

we're gross.  

please enjoy listening to us tell tales of how we ruined weddings.  including our own.

I found out I was adopted.  Ryan brings up the saddest memories we've all tried to bury, and Dave gets accused of molesting my son.

Today we bleed on girls, mistake Asians, and get blamed for the horrible things we didn't even do.  Enjoy your Friday drive to work.

Keith and Dave create and play a new game called RPG.  Random Porn Generator. Generate a random word, put it into porn hub, guess the word based on the video.  It's exactly what you think. Click below if you want to watch the video. https://youtu.be/Bbad3yUYL5o

Another short story!  First of all, thank you all for the kind words on the first story.  After having a bunch of people ask, I recorded another one for you.  Hope you like it.  If you do, share it, so other people can tell me how much I suck on the internet.     thanks!!!

Bonus!!!!  You're bored driving to work.  Why not listen to a short story?   We're trying something new, enjoy a short story with your ears, instead of reading it like a sucker with your eyes. If you like this, let us know.

April got molested by santa, Dave molests happy thoughts, and Ryan wasn't cute enough to get molested by anyone.   Oh, and Santa broke his ankle in Keith's house.  

Find out why I hate pumpkin pie.  Find out why Bear hates baby birds.  And find out why Dave hates everything.   Salut!  

Ever build a fort?  Ever build a snow fort?  Ever live in a sewer??  

Volume 1.  Because there are many, many, many, more volumes to come.  

Bob was a double for atrau.  Eddie Murphy taught Dave about Sex.  Keith got beat up after watching back to the Future. 

3 Truths and a Lie. 1.  Keith's dad Sawed a family couch in half. 2.  Dave's Mom shot a shotgun at a horny Teenager.   3.  Ryan Almost killed a Cop for doing her job. 4.  We were all raised right.

We stole stuff.  we welcome Matt Berry, the hardened criminal.  

We talk about dating in our youth.  it's as terrible as you imagine.  Actually.... It's WAY worse.

While we talk about 80s music, music we had sex to, and music we are embarrassed to admit we loved.  Derek says the most offensive thing of all time.

Frozen dinners, candy, worms.  

We share our first terrible apartment stories.

We talk about about the future!  An the future, is sex robots.

Talkin' bout dreams.  Keith dreams of monsters, Bob has an errection, Ryan dreams of drowning, and Dave is dead inside.  

We sit around and talk about everything from legal weed, choking your daddy, and just Dave's greatest moment in his adult life.

We talk about injuries in the 80s!!  Dog's biting us, Moms and dads not watching us, crabwalking into goal posts.  We got hurt, and you get to laugh.  Win/win 

Bob asks what is life?  Andrew Lewin tells us all how stupid we are.  And we learn.  We actually learn.

Marine biologist Andrew Lewin sat down with us to see JUST how stupid we are.  He was not disapointed.  Well, I mean he WAS.  because we're THAT stupid, but, I mean his original goal was to see how stupid, so I guess....

Dave is the worlds greatest passive aggressive bully.  Keith eats pies, takes your drink, Ryan donkey Kong punches children, and Derek is better than you.  

Dead rabbits, my grandpa almost kills a kid with a lawn dart, chucking carrots and walking chili dogs.  Lots of chaos!!

Remember wathing your first porn?  remember trying to watch scrambled porn?  Remember getting lured into an old indian man's house to watch porn while dressed as a ninja turtle?  Yup, it gets weird.  

Listen to us recall birthdays with sock fights, separated parents where neither wants to throw the party, and of course, a little bit of porn.  

Happy Easter everyone!!!!!  You don't want to miss this.

Hey!  Remember all those school crushes you had!!  Remember all the girls that had crushes on you??  Neither do we...... We sucked at girls.  

Boyscouts without forests, parents sending children to the island of snakes to lighten the load, and getting pooped on while you talk to a pretty girl.  Let's go to camp!!!