Kevin & Chris Show

A pet is not a human child, but don’t tell Travis Kelce ... Kevin likely has dinner plans with a blow-up doll ... First it was the last donut, now it’s the last cup of coffee ...

It’s too darn early for Halloween ... Kevin obviously needs glasses … We know it’s … hot outside, but you still gotta keep your clothes on ...

Kevin’s wife is building a cat superhighway in the house ... Grandma knew how to have fun ... Kevin is paying his kids back by eating all their food ... Chris eats bugs ... This heat dome is causing domestic disputes

Chris the Critic chokes at movie trivia ... Kevin gets framed for taking the last donut ... Kevin & Chris have TP-PTSD ... It’s a done deal … Big Foot is real ... Your natural musk-y smell is fine for the zoo, not so much on a first date ... A certain crow has it out for Kevin

Kevin thinks pumpkin spice a government conspiracy ... Kevin admits he was a cross dresser ... Now that Dolly is gone … Kevin, Chris & Keanu vie for the top spot of America’s most loved ...

Kevin is leaving everything to his kids…they don’t want it ... Chris thinks the robots have met their match when it comes to laundry ... Kevin brought home a kitten and the dogs retaliated ... Top 3 Picks: Best School Lunch

There’s no crying in baseball and no hugging at work ... Kevin is finally off the hook for his Columbia House fees ... We haven’t been poked in years, Kevin doesn’t like it & Kevin wants to program a TV network just for cats

The lawn mower is broken, so it’s time to rent goats ... Birdwatching may sound boring but all the kids are doing it ... Kevin has become an ordained minister … Shaking hands is out for Gen Z ...

Wanna go swimming, but don’t have a pool, you can rent Kevin’s ... Sloppy Joes are the way to Don’s heart ... Why watch TV when you can watch the new Roomba ... If you need to declutter, use the poop rule

Chris is giving the neighbors a "show" ... GEN X is keeping the bars in business … You're welcome! & Chris & Don are becoming archrivals ...

There’s a new addiction to worry about in the Ozarks & Kevin would be 100% more productive if he brought his 3 dogs to work

Chris says she’s not obligated to buy Don breakfast ... We need to send this lady a cake ... It’s about time Kevin & Chris get their own Barbie Dolls

Kevin says using a coupon doesn’t count as a payback ... People are getting paid to smoke, Kevin wants a piece of the action ... A new Trapper Keeper makes Chris happy & Kevin thinks back to school is a Summer bummer ...

Top 3 Picks ... Best Superhero Powers

Don Louzader is about to be a miniature golf GIANT ... Chris ain't scared of no salads ... As much as Kevin loves steak, he's not eating at the naked steakhouse ... Back Off Halloween, it’s still Summer

Kevin is never selling his blues guitar and Everybody is trying these copycat recipes … don’t waste your time,  you’re never gonna get it

Kevin's dog are innocent ... Kevin is being trolled at the grocery store ... Chris has Whack A Mole War going on ...

Kevin doesn’t do business when he's doing his business ... Sharks are good hosts ... Cyclospora is the new Ozempic ...

Chris deserves a book fine from the library of Kevin ... Dating a co-worker ... The new Pepto salad dressing ...

Is The Odyssey Chris' Critics Choice Pick of the week at the movies?

Tell us your co-workers weird habits and it's National Hot Dog Day ...

Kids sports are just too serious ... Kevin says he’s a dog person & Chris says she’s a cat person - they take the pet personality test ... Leaving the country can get wild …

Nude beaches aren'tt all they're cracked up to be ... BYOTP if you're leaving the country ... No matter how old your kids get, you never stop freaking out ... don't buddy up with a bear ...

The Emmy's got it wrong, but The Kevin & Chris Show Fresh Donut Reviewers got it right ...

What is the best album of ALL time? ... Chris is cheating on Kevin ...

Kevin has a crush on AI actress Tilly ... Our co-worker is having a BeefARoo breakdown ... restaurants that broke our hearts ...

Soccer is just for kids, prove us wrong ... Kevin thinks Madonna should dress her age ...

Kevin grows yet a littler closer with his grand-kitten ... T&T had the closest thing to a royal wedding ...

The Semiquincentennial Minute: There were so many more animals in the oval office than dogs .... George Washington was a brew master ... Thomas Jefferson gets revenge ... LBJ held meetings in the bathroom & some Good Things!

The Semiquincentennial Minute: Remember that time when the founding fathers had a Planes, Train, & Automobile moment ... The Time Capsule ... Sam Adams makes beer ... Apple Pie wasn't event American ... and, some Good Things!

Kevin & Chris have pre-nups like Taylor & Travis ... M&Ms is getting rid of their brown and blues, Chris' faves ... Stevie Nicks used to be weird and is now mainstream ... Chris' new obsession is the Aldi Blind Box ...

Kevin kitty-set for his grand-kitten ... Chris' 1st kiss is a closely guarded secret ... It's rude to shoot off fireworks late at night ... Getting old is hard ...

Kevin is after Taylor Swift ... Kevin thinks there should be a cap on "Bless Yous" ... Kevin hates fobs ...

Kevin has motivation to live forever ... Kevin is a wanted man ... Don's sleep eating is concerning Chris ...

Kevin & Chris bond with 12 time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte!

If someone proved—without a doubt—that we are not alone in the universe, would you be excited... or terrified? Chris the Critics' review of Disclosure Day

Top 3 Picks, best TV/movie cars ... Chris & Don have a hot date that ends with Skechers ... Kevin wants to be in his daughter's 5 friend birthday club ... The Howard pool is open and yet again, Chris is not invited!

Kevin & Chris have hair in all the wrong places ... Chris needs a lady sitter ... Kevin is legally blind ... Kevin is a short order cook ...

Kevin & Chris honor Dan Lucy, 37 year TV sports broadcast veteran!

Kevin & Chris set bathroom rules for their spouses ... Brad Pitt is trying to ruin Chris' credibility... Do not touch Kevin's Red Zone ... Kevin is jealous of a kitten ...

Kevin is officially the crazy neighbor...Kevin & Chris try to pass a 6th grade spelling test...Kevin & Chris plan their trips to Hell (Michigan) ... You're invited to Kevin & Chris' Adult Summer Camp......

Chris cannot unsee or unsmell Kevin's car ... Kevin wants to show his man cleavage ... Kevin & Chris get a divorce & Chris tests Kevin to see if he is a good husband ...

Kevin & Chris are starting their own airline... Chris has an anniversary with Tom Cruise ... and, Kevin's breakfast gone bad...

Al Roker is royalty ... The mystery of Kevin's gnome deepens ... Shopping is dangerous ... Springfield showed up for The Today Show ... John Goodman is the hardest working guy while in Springfield!

Kevin & Chris want to do open mic in the produce isle ... Junk food is chasing Kevin ... A prom night to remember ... we're gonna party like 1985!

Should Chris host a foreign exchange student? ... Kevin & Chris write each other's obits ... Chris has waxy ears ... Where is Kevin's gnome?

The Artemis II Mission Makes Up for Katy Perry...Ding Dong Ditching is dangerous...We find out what a bear does in the woods...and, golf on TV is a snooze fest...

Chris wants to eat bacon on the moon ... The Great Kit Kat Heist ... Lunch ladies serve rotten eggs on April Fool's Day ... Was the moon landing fake?

Robots Gone Wild...You will likely be abducted by aliens...You can't trust a Magic 8-Ball...Lemurs be trippin'! Listen here ...

Kevin is a star in Spain ... Chris is terrified by meatloaf ... Kevin now retiring on a cruise ship ... Kevin's flaming financial freedom ... and, there is no "L" in Kevin...