PODCAST · comedy
Kick Out @ 2
by The Boys with Judge Brynn presiding.
This is a podcast about nothing, which is to say it’s a podcast about everything. No quizzes. No surveys. Just three adult men keeping their lives together. Does this help? No. But are we actively trying to make it better? Also no.
Episodes
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The Jalapeño Bagel Incident | Kick Out @ 2
Brian made one terrible breakfast decision, and an entire podcast episode paid the price. After an Eagles morning party filled with food, drinks, and questionable judgment, Brian discovers that his innocent-looking bagel is loaded with jalapeños. Now he's off camera, Muppet Brian is filling in…
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Eagles in Crisis: Sirianni, Hurts & the London Showdown
The Eagles are 2-2, and Gary is already running out of patience. Nick, Gary, and Brian debate whether Nick Sirianni or Jalen Hurts deserves the most blame for Philadelphia's struggling offense, the disastrous offensive line, and the team's lack of identity. With Jacksonville waiting in London…
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$2 for Rocks
Nick thought this might finally be the end for his 21-year-old cat. The cat disagreed. From there, the guys tackle the important issues: why an entire generation thought blowing into Nintendo cartridges fixed them, whether the Power Glove ever actually worked, Tom Cruise being the best at…
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agles in Trouble? Gary Predicts a DOUBLE-DIGIT Loss to the Rams
The Birds are coming off an ugly loss to Chicago, and Nick and Gary have VERY different opinions about what happens next. Why did the Eagles abandon the run? Is the safety position officially a problem? Can Sean Mannion get this offense moving? And Nick has one request: STOP RUNNING THAT SCREEN...
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We’re Getting Old, Juggalos & Helen Keller
Brian nearly dies. Steve loses two days to tequila. Nick learns why golf outings are dangerous. And somehow that’s only the beginning. The guys get into getting older, living with your parents again, disastrous hangovers, golf, Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos, hardware-store adventures, internet...
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Eagles 2-0, Hurts Delivers & Zach Ertz Is Back | Bears Preview
No Gary this week, so Nick and Brian take over Sports Talk with Gary — and somehow manage to spend the first ten minutes depressing themselves about the Phillies. Then it's Eagles time. Jalen Hurts delivers when it matters, DeVonta Smith continues to look special, the offensive line raises some...
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Eagles, Endgame & Apparently Ethan Isn’t Unemployed
Cullen and Ethan punch in and immediately get into the Eagles — the offensive line, conservative play calling, the Bears matchup and what needs to change. Then things go off the rails. They talk Marvel and Avengers: Doomsday, Madden and the current state of gaming, Ethan's completely legitimate...
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Everybody Kicked Out @ 2… Except Nick
Brian's gone. Steve's gone. Nick has a microphone. What could possibly go wrong? Nick takes over Kick Out @ 2 solo to recap a family golf outing fueled by beer and questionable Jameson decisions, declare the IPA era officially over, wonder how Insane Clown Posse is still going, assign Lansdale...
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Eagles-Titans Preview: Hurts, Wicks & the Jabroni of the Week
Nick and Gary break down the Eagles' Week 1 win and look ahead to Tennessee. Jalen Hurts, Dontayvion Wicks, Landon Dickerson, the struggling run game, Zack Baun and the offensive-line questions all get their turn. Plus: Gary introduces his Boots to Asses Award, Nick crowns the first Jabroni of…
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Brian Has a Stalker, Mom Has a Vacuum
Brian has a stalker — and apparently he's taking it as a compliment. This week, Brian explains how a woman tracked him down at the gym, spent two hours talking to him and then mysteriously decided she was taking his hot yoga class. Jackie witnesses the entire disaster and gives Brian the only...
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2026 NFL & Eagles Season Preview: Are the Birds Super Bowl Bound?
Football season is finally here. Gary, Nick and Brian preview the 2026 NFL season before diving deep into the Philadelphia Eagles. How good can this defense be? Can Saquon Barkley drive the offense? What should we expect from Jalen Hurts and the new-look passing game? And how worried should…
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Nick Lost His Shoes, Brian Survived Norway & Nothing Is Real
Nick is still recovering from a birthday party that ended with a blackout, a barefoot Uber ride, and the realization that his cousin somehow ended up with his shoes. Then Brian returns from Norway with stories about German air travel, an airport serving hot dogs and coffee at 8 AM, a Bergen hotel...
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The Eagles Final 53: Surprises, Snubs & Howie’s Next Move
The Eagles' 53-man roster is here, and it's time to find out just how badly Nick screwed up his predictions. Nick built his own 53 before the official roster dropped. Now Gary goes position-by-position with the real thing as they figure out where Nick nailed it, where he completely missed, and…
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Dolly, Jolene, Donuts & a Bathroom Emergency
We remember Dolly Parton, debate whether anyone else reached her level of universal admiration, and ask the most important question of all: if Dolly looked like that, what did Jolene look like? From there, things deteriorate quickly. Sam Elliott may or may not be immortal, Brian and his friend...
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WHY DOESN’T NICK SIRIANNI GET ANY RESPECT?! | Eagles Preseason Talk
Is Nick Sirianni STILL not getting the respect he deserves? This week on Sports Talk with Gary, Gary is actually here from the beginning — Kyle can relax — and we’ve got a LOT to talk about. The Phillies are rolling, but then it’s all Eagles as we break down the latest preseason game and what…
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Judge Brynn Brynn Returns! Brian Oversleeps & We’re Living in Biff Tannen’s World
Judge Brynn Brynn is BACK in session — and apparently she has the power to decide the future of the entire Kick Out @ 2 universe. Cullen and Ethan want their own podcast. Brynn delivers the verdict. Steve immediately has problems with the name. Meanwhile, Brian completely misses the beginning of...
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Eagles Training Camp: Is This Defense About to Be SCARY
Sports Talk with Gary is back — eventually. Nick and Brian get tired of waiting for Gary and start without him, diving into the Sixers' suspiciously friendly schedule and why the NBA may be turning into pro wrestling. Then Gary finally arrives and it's football time. The guys break down the…
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Steve Survived Ireland… Somehow
Steve is FINALLY back from Ireland — and apparently Guinness has changed the man. 🇮🇪🍺 This week on Kick Out @ 2, Steve gives us the full Ireland report: the Guinness tour, Jameson, the Blarney Stone, the Irish countryside, his international flight experience and the attempted pilgrimage to a...
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Steve Goes to Ireland…
Steve went all the way to Ireland to experience the culture… and apparently decided that meant drinking Corona and tequila. With Steve away, Nick and Brian try to figure out what exactly he's doing over there — before realizing they may have bigger problems. Why does every radio station play the...
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GARY’S GONE! Ethan & Cullen TAKE OVER Sports Talk
Gary is OUT, so Ethan and Cullen have officially taken over Sports Talk — and they have a lot to say. The boys dive into the Phillies, Eagles training camp, the upcoming Eagles season, Sixers expectations and the rest of the Philly sports world. But this isn't just a fill-in episode… Ethan and...
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We’re Not a Wrestling Podcast Anymore… | Spider-Man Spoilers & Bad Vacation Advice
Kick Out @ 2 is changing — because apparently we're terrible at sticking to wrestling. Nick is podcasting from bed, the new Kick Out @ 2 banner is recruiting unsuspecting people on the boardwalk, Brian and Steve declare war on people who exercise on vacation, and we officially explain what this...
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Eagles Training Camp Has Us FIRED UP! | Phillies Trade Deadline Rumors | Noah Returns!
Nick, Gary and Noah break down the biggest stories from Eagles Training Camp, including Jalen Carter's extension, Jalen Hurts' development, rookie expectations and the outlook for the 2026 season. They also discuss what the Phillies need to do before the trade deadline and finish with an…
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Ocean City Broke Brian
Brian survives an Ocean City tiki boat... barely. This week the guys cover: 🍹 Brian's legendary tiki boat adventure (and what he doesn't remember) 🤮 Throwing up on the grand opening sign 🌊 Ocean City vs Wildwood 🛥️ Ritz-Carlton yacht vacations 🇮🇪 Steve prepares for Ireland ☘️ Kissing the...
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Sorry everybody!
We’ve hit a hiccup in our podcasting journey. Also in life.
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LeBron to Philly CHANGES EVERYTHING... or Does It?
This week on Sports Talk with Gary (and Noah!) ⚽ Noah celebrates correctly predicting Spain's World Cup victory. 🏆 The crew breaks down one of the biggest soccer finals in recent memory, the halftime show, and the chaos after the match. 🏀 Then everything changes... LeBron James is headed to...
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We Got Cut Off at the Bar?! Brian Calls In From the Road
Brian checks in from the road while moving to Pennsylvania, the guys review Cigar Republic, rant about Canada's wildfire smoke, debate Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, preview Marvel's future, and somehow end up talking wrestling...again.
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Gary Missed, LeBron Rumors & The Phillies' Last Shot
Gary couldn't make it this week, so Brian jumps into the co-host chair with Nick for a packed episode covering everything happening in Philadelphia sports. The guys revisit Gary's prediction that the USA would beat Belgium, react to the United States' World Cup exit, and debate whether soccer...
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Live From the Road: Rain, Rakes & Brisket
Brian attempts to move back to Pennsylvania... Everything immediately falls apart. ✔️ A moving company disaster ✔️ Missing windshield wipers ✔️ Torrential rain ✔️ Buc-ee's brisket ✔️ Charles the dog being passed around the car ✔️ Nick surviving on almost no sleep It's one of the strangest…
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Can Team USA REALLY Win the World Cup? + Eagles Camp, Flyers & Sixers SHOCKER!
Can Team USA make history? This week on Sports Talk with Gary, Nick and Gary welcome special guest Noah to break down Team USA's World Cup run, the massive showdown with Belgium, and whether America can pull off a Miracle on Ice-style tournament. We also dive into: ⚽ Team USA vs Belgium…
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The WORST Supergirl Movie? Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak & WWE SummerSlam Predictions!
This week on Kick Out @ 2, Steve and Nick cover EVERYTHING. 🎬 Steve recommends a horror movie that contains one of the most disgusting scenes ever filmed. 🦸 Nick reviews Supergirl... and it isn't pretty. 🕷️ The guys debate whether Marvel is secretly introducing Firestar instead of Jean Grey in...
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Episode 52 - We made it a year! But at what cost?
🚨 Brian is missing... and we're starting to get concerned. Did he finally get tired of us? Is he avoiding the podcast? Has the conspiracy guy become the conspiracy? Nick and Steve spend Episode 52 trying to figure out where Brian disappeared to... and whether it's time to start holding auditions...
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Episode 51 - Take 2
Brian has officially gone into business for himself and leaves Nick and Steve to hold down the fort on another episode of Kick Out @ 2!Nick breaks down the mysterious vacation black cloud that seems to follow him everywhere he goes, including the never-ending battle with the vacation house alarm...
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Episode 51 -Vacation Curse, Alarm Door Drama & Soccer Is Wrestling!
Brian has officially gone into business for himself and leaves Nick and Steve to hold down the fort on another episode of Kick Out @ 2! Nick breaks down the mysterious vacation black cloud that seems to follow him everywhere he goes, including the never-ending battle with the vacation house alarm...
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Sports Talk with Gary - Gary Returns!
Gary is BACK! 🦅 After weeks of wondering "Where's Gary?", Philadelphia's favorite sports insider returns to break down one of the biggest stories of the offseason: Nick was wrong about AJ Brown. We discuss what Brown staying in Philadelphia means for the Eagles, the offense, and their chances...
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Episode 50 - Too Much Pizza, Too Much Booze, Too Much Ibiza
This week on Kick Out @ 2, the guys are back with another completely unhinged episode. Brian returns from his trip to Ibiza with stories that may or may not have been affected by a massive amount of alcohol. Steve continues his campaign to convince everyone that Dude Wipes are one of mankind's...
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Episode 49 - Nick Is Hanging On By A Thread, Brian Is Gone & Cullen Opens Wrestling Cards
Brian is missing in action once again, leaving Nick and Steve to hold down the fort on another chaotic episode of Kick Out @ 2. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Nick is running on fumes after a tequila-filled night at Mom's house and spends most of the show trying to remember his own name....
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Kick Out @ 2Chador!!!
This week on Kick Out @ 2, Nick and Steve are joined by the mysterious, the legendary, the completely unexpected El 2Chador! 🌮🤼♂️ The guys welcome the newest member of the KO@2 universe and immediately dive into a wild conversation covering just about everything. They give their thoughts on…
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WHERE IS GARY?! - Nick & Brian Takeover
Gary is nowhere to be found, so Nick and Brian seize control of Sports Talk with Gary and immediately drive it off the rails. The guys dive into the latest Phillies chatter, including the wild possibility of a Mike Trout trade and what it could mean for Philadelphia. Nick once again plants his…
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Episode 47 - Malört RETURNS… Featuring Brynn Brynn
This week on Kick Out @ 2, Nick, Steve and Brian go completely off the rails talking TV shows, Brian’s experience at a wild Pitbull concert, and Nick trying to survive a small family vacation while once again dealing with his ongoing theme park struggles. The infamous Jeppson's Malört makes an...
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Sports Talk with Gary: Cooper DeJean Derails the Whole Show
On this episode of Sports Talk with Gary, Nick and Gary come into the show fully prepared to break down the Eagles quarterback and wide receiver rooms heading into the new season… but then the conversation takes a HARD turn once the secondary gets brought up. Because honestly? How do you not talk...
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Episode 46 - Theme Park Shame, UFC Chaos & Birthday Party Burnout
This week on Kick Out @ 2, the wrestling takes a backseat once again as the boys spiral into pure chaos. Nick heads back to the amusement park and has a horrifying realization: adulthood, bad decisions and theme park safety bars may no longer be working together. From awkward ride moments to the...
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Sports Talk with Gary: Flyers Shock the World, Sixers Are COOKED & The Eagles Schedule Breakdown
The boys are back on Sports Talk with Gary and this one gets heated fast. Gary, Nick and Brian dive into the Philadelphia Flyers somehow exceeding expectations and whether this rebuild might actually be ahead of schedule. Meanwhile, Brian absolutely unloads on the Sixers, calling the franchise...
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Episode 45 - The boys hate on cruises, theme parks, and probably you too!
This week on Kick Out @ 2, the wrestling talk gets absolutely shoved into the corner while Nick, Brian, and Steve spiral into complete nonsense. The boys break down “the news,” debate whether cruises are floating nightmares, and explain why theme parks somehow turn into stress factories. Nick…
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Episode 43 - Vegas, Cornhole & Moving Madness | Back to the Chaos!
We’re officially BACK to the nonsense. On this episode of Kick Out @ 2, the boys take a little break from the wrestling grind and dive headfirst into real-life chaos. Nick recaps his wild Vegas trip (what happened… and what probably should’ve stayed there), Steve brings the heat with stories from...
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Flyers Heating Up?! Phillies Panic & Eagles Draft Talk (1 Stat Guy, 1 Idiot 😂)
On this episode of Sports Talk with Gary, Gary and Nick break down everything happening in Philly sports right now—with one stat guy and one idiot leading the way. 🏒 The Flyers are showing real signs of life—are they actually building something here? 🏀 The Sixers… look, we’ve seen this movie...
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Episode 43 - Full on Double Header!
It’s a full-on double header as the boys go back-to-back with Kick Out @ 2 and Sports Talk with Gary—and things get exactly as chaotic as you’d expect. With Nick out in Vegas (no buses, no pizza talk), Brian, Steve, and Gary hold it down and dive headfirst into the NFL Draft, breaking down...
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WrestleMania Night 1 REACTION + We’re FLYERED UP!!!
Nick and Cullen are back breaking down WrestleMania Night 1 and everything that went down in the ring—what hit, what missed, and what has us fired up heading into Night 2. But in true Kick Out @ 2 fashion… we don’t stay on track for long. The Philadelphia Flyers just won their first playoff game…
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NFL Draft Preview Special
This episode goes OFF THE RAILS in the best way. We start with the top 10 picks, calling out future stars and guaranteed busts, before diving headfirst into the Philadelphia Eagles draft strategy. What’s Howie Roseman cooking this time? Because if history tells us anything… something wild is...
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Flyers Playoff Preview… Until Southwest & Sixers Chaos Takes Over
Nick and Brian link up for a full-on Philadelphia sports breakdown… at least that was the plan. The guys kick things off with a Philadelphia Flyers playoff preview, breaking down what needs to go right, key players to watch, and whether this team can actually make some noise. But things quickly…
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Episode 41 - This Episode Is a DISASTER! 🤯 (Taxes, Florida Man & WrestleMania Chaos)
This one completely went off the rails… and we wouldn’t have it any other way 😅 On this episode of Kick Out @ 2, the guys bring pure chaos from start to finish: 💸 Nick is battling through tax season struggles (and losing) 📰 Brian delivers another wild edition of Florida Man News 😬 Steve tells...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
This is a podcast about nothing, which is to say it’s a podcast about everything. No quizzes. No surveys. Just three adult men keeping their lives together. Does this help? No. But are we actively trying to make it better? Also no.
HOSTED BY
The Boys with Judge Brynn presiding.
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This is a podcast about nothing, which is to say it’s a podcast about everything. No quizzes. No surveys. Just three adult men keeping their lives together. Does this help? No. But are we actively trying to make it better? Also no.
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