Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

Welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. In this episode we’re diving into Hellen Zille’s surprise entrance into the drag scene, breaking down how Strava is accidentally exposing world leaders (yes, even Biden), and ranking the Springboks after yet another England loss (spoiler: Eben stays at the top). Plus, we play a chaotic round of Fact or Lie, and Chlo finally learns what the offside rule actually means. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s pure KETS chaos—don’t miss it! Chapters: 0:00 Weekly catchup 10:20 KETS News 35:12 Word Association FAIL 37:42 Untoasted Improv 46:48 Truth or Lie 50:14 Wrap up! Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: / kidseatoast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: / homie____holmes Where to find Chlo: / chloemelvillee

🎙 Kids Eat Toast Sometimes | The Comeback Episode 🍞 After a year off, we're back! Join us for the return of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, where we dive into South Africa’s wild world of news, online drama, and a some fresh-new segments! Today, we’re talking about why we’ve been MIA, where we’re going next, and how we are going to make KETS great again, again. 🔥 Special Guest: Cassidy Nicholson 🔥 This episode, we’re joined by the one and only Cassidy Nicholson (Constantia Mom) —a KETS OG and all-around legend! Known for her uncensored takes and unmatched wit, Cassidy’s back to help us unpack some of the wildest topics out there. She also gives us great insight into her growing comedy career. Get ready for hot takes, epic laughs, and that signature Cassidy spice we’ve all missed. She’s here to keep us on our toes, and trust us—you don’t want to miss it! Where to find Cassidy: Youtube: / @agirlnamedcassidy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/agirlnamedcassidy/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@agirlnamedcas... Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: / kidseatoast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: / homie____holmes Where to find Chlo: / chloemelvillee

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. Where to find The Left Back Podcast: Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :) If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. Where to find The Left Back Podcast: Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and touch on the circus that is the US elections. It’s chaos, b ut it’s KETS! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. Where to find The Left Back Podcast: Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: This episode is probably our most unhinged yet, but we love it! We’re happy to get podcasting from our new set, and to have you guys along for the journey. This week Sam and Chlo delve into Transnet’s recent Tender Scandal and SA’s drinking Laws. In international news the duo chat about Meta’s new cutting edge AI and whether we should be scared about Robots taking over. It’s the usual chaotic dash, but it’s KETS! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting. Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo debrief on where they've been and what they've been up to – namely cutting Samson's locks, going to therapy and touring Ireland. Rupert debuts in his first KETS episode, and says he's a proud Nepo-Baby. Sam and Chlo then start asking the hard-hitting questions like why does Diesel cost so much, and what's with Toyota Corollas and Road Rage? The trio then end off the South African news segment by discussing Burna Boy's latest controversy, and Jacques Kallis's fridge. Finally, onto some international news to tie things off – The Rugby World Cup! The Nail-biting SA vs Ireland match and Manie Lebbok hate! It's chaos, but it's KETS babayyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Episode Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start by looking into SA's 2023 Budget Speech and asking serious questions like – how much does Enoch Godongwana bench press? For real thought.. asking for a friend. Moving along! The pair then chat about the state of tourism in South Africa and why Sam thinks we should turn Cape Town into the Kruger. Up next is even MORE updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal (it just keeps going doesn't it), and a dive into De Ruyter's antics. Of course they had to talk about UCT’S lucrative R12 Million agreement with Prof Phakeng. Finally, the duo end off with some sports chat and cover Formula e, the ICC WOMEN’S T20 World Cup and how Bavuma is still bae. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! Thank you to Ultra South Africa for partnering with us on today's episode. Grab your tickets here: https://ultrasouthafrica.com/tickets/. Follow Ultra South Africa: Insta: https://www.instagram.com/ultrasouthafrica Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ultrasouthafrica TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ultrasouthafrica If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. *Disclaimer: This episode was filmed on Friday 24th February 2023. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing the chaos that was SONA ’23 – from EFF antics, to Eskom being an attention seeker – it’s a mess! The pair then move on to chat about things that have been #cancelled in 2023 like Hellman’s Mayonaise, Silent Discos at Robben Island and Idols SA. Up next is updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal. And in interesting news the pair talk about a new non-hormonal male contraceptive pill – it’s all happening! Finally, the duo end off with some sports chat and cover how the South African Hockey Men's team have been denied their well-deserved spot in the FIH Pro League. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing SA's new Covid Jab that's on the cards, Malema's recent response to the loadshedding crisis and Thapelo Amad – the new mayor in town! The pair then move on to more serious matters like rouge tigers and seals in Cape Town. Up next is Sugar Tax and how much sugar is packed into South Africa’s favourite fizzy drinks. Of course they HAD to cover the international beef between Checkers and Woolies, before ending off with some sports chat. Namely how Bavuma is the best. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

We're back! What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs! Love you all, Chlo and Sam On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by reminiscing on the days of Matric hand-backs and driving tests. The pair then move on to talk about Eskom's "Death Spiral" and De Ruyter's worst cup of coffee.. it's too terrible! In stranger news.. Saudi Arabia seems to have a soft spot for Ronaldo, Prince Harry seems to have a soft spot for Elizabeth Arden Cream, and Musk breaks Guinness World Record for all the wrong reasons. Finally the duo give their take on the T20 series and wrap up with reading some hilarious Google Reviews. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize Theron's thoughts on Afrikaans, how SA's newly proposed tobacco laws might lead to some serving jail time, 'Where is Rassie' 2.0, Jantjies saga updates and of course, the atrocious Fifa press video. It's chaos, but it's KETS BABAY! Hope you enjoy! *This Episode was filmed on the 21st of November. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric final antics; and chat about the Zondo commission's findings, Elton Jantjies coming clean, Bavuma facing backlash, Twitter allowing users to buy blue tick status and Lizz Truss not being a fighter... but a quitter. It's the usual chaotic sprint that we've missed so much. Hope you enjoy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Back like stage 6 baby! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Michele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomeness! We hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as we enjoyed having it! xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai! And welcome to KETS :) From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news! We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Springbok Evan Roos joins KETS, as the duo reboot their interview series. The rugby-come- theatre star is well measured, fun and ev(a)n a little bit naughty! Many laughs are shared and Evan even sprinkles a couple of life lessons along the way - we hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Sam & Chlo xoxox #comedypodcast #springboks #evanroos

Haai! And welcome to KETS. On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss and how hardly anyone can afford to watch the Sevens. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

On EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve! We hope you guys enjoy ❤️ Sam & Chlo Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk). On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fever, Mexico’s Queen of Narcos turned influencer and today is Chloë’s turn to do player ratings. It's chaos, but it's KETS babayy! Enter our KETS X OKJA Giveaway here: https://www.instagram.com/p/ChU4oiBqy3Q/ #FokJa! Follow Okja: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olaokja/ https://www.instagram.com/okjacafe/ Website: https://okja.co.za/ If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haaaiiiiii :) This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more! Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings (we love him for his honesty). It's chaos, but like we always say – it's KEYS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Durban and how white people be crazy. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast? On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly Khumalo is the Senzo Meyiwa trial, and Cyril being accused of money laundering and kidnapping?!. They also touch on Black Mirror becoming real life, and reminisce on days spent at Ratanga Junction #rip. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ordering that double King steer :,). The duo also chat about DSTV, the Census, Champions League and how Milly Bobby Brown can't catch a break from creeps! It's chaotic, but it's KETS! Enjooyyyyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed. On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's Honourary Doctorate. Hope you guys enjoy! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00 Religion & Astrology 25:22 Taiwanese Sexy Maths 26:51 Dubai Influencers 29:33 Mauritius Love 30:35 Q& A 31:42 Margot Robbie & Pirates 34:45 Q& A contd. 36:04 Confessions ZA 38:37 Overrated | Underrated 42:15 Outro

Haai, haai haaaaai! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning questions... and MORE! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of everything being made of cake... A little bit of this, with a little bit of that - we hope you guys enjoy! xoxo Sam & Chlo Dog. Leondale High School pupils video: https://getindianews.com/leondale-high-school-weed-video/ Joburg school brawl video: https://twitter.com/KamoMagwegwe/status/1516853232068435968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1516853232068435968%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesouthafrican.com%2Fnews%2Fbreaking-watch-joburg-school-brawl-classroom-fight-teacher-assaulted%2F If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps! On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case stands now. The duo also touch on the world of South African celebrity boxing, and how Mr Smeg has (bravely) challenged Big Zulu. Lastly, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's $100 million defamation lawsuit against each other... it's a mess! P.S. A big apology from the KETS team for a shorter episode today, but we will be back with a 50-minuter next week 🔥 Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend

Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended! On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine Military conflict and also discuss two of the more stupid wars in history (involving a French pastry chef and a wooden bucket). The duo also look at the controversial 'Wine Time' ad and somehow end up on the Mavericks website... it's a wild ride, so buckle up and get comfortable because it's time for #KETS! Ramadan Mubarak to those celebrating! Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend

Haai! Today Sam and Chloë are joined by director, filmmaker, writer (and Sam's cousin) - Tristan Holmes! the trio talk about making movies, love, playing chess and how delicious Woolies roast chickens are. It's a treat! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Tristan: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/homesy/?hl=en Linkedin: https://za.linkedin.com/in/tristanholmesdirector Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️ #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai! And happy Tuesday you toast-munching crazies! Sam and Chlo are coming at you again with another podcast that ensured to get you giggling. a bit – hope you enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Haaaaaaii ! Back again after a long, long weekend! Hope the toasties enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Haai! Welcome back, or welcome to the pod if you’re new! Sam has recovered from is wisdom tooth operation and we're back to bringing you KETS & Chlo.... on a Thursday! Also... this is your reminder to renew your driver's license. We know you don't wanna do it... but do it. Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #DrivetoSurvive #SouthAfrica #ComedyPodcast #StateofDisaster

Haai! And happy Monday to you toast-munching, KETS-loving people! On this episode we chat about Daddy Vladdy, Uncut Jaaaams and why sanitary items should be free! It's chaos, but it's KETS! Enjoooooy :) #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Haaaaiiiii :) From South Africa's crime stats, to the Covid Queen, today's episode even touches a bit on South African politics. Beardless Sam is back, as is the radiant Chlo Dog! Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Armoured vehicle heist video: https://www.instagram.com/tv/COihohgBq_B/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l.. #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica

Haaaaiiiii :) Your fav comedy podcast is back at it again, and oh boy do we swing for the fences this episode... From Cyril Ramaphosa's state of the nation - to Kanye West's state of mind - we even spend time going through your worst valentine's day experiences. Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... #KETS #comedypodcast #stateofthenation

Hi :) We finally have a professional sportsman on the show! Not only is Nama one of the best out on the park, he is even better off it. A soft-spoken, gentle giant that shares some laughs with Sam & Chlo as he outlines his journey to the top. Nama even attempts to explain his rugby role at the Stormers to Chlo Dog! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Nama: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/namaxaba/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️ #comedypodcast #stormers #KETS

Wohooooo! and/or/ haaaaai :) Today Sam and Chlo dawg go to town on Nestlé, The State of the Nation Address, George Clooney and everything in between! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️

Today you get your daily dose of Dillon and KETS! We're back with ep 28 - a bizarre KETS crossover with one of the most relatable content creators in South Africa: Dillon AKA 'The Daily Dose'! We hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Dillon: Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dailydoseofdillon/?hl=en Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailydosedillon?lang=en Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️ #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS